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Megan Fox’s print ads for Armani were released a while ago, and I found them surprisingly classy. Sure, I think everything about Megan is budget, but they photographed her in black-and-white, and hid her toe-thumbs, so overall my judgment was “pretty” and “nice”. Well, now Armani has released their new commercial, starring Megan (below). I was fully prepared to rag on her, because I figured that at some point, we would hear Megan’s little stripper voice saying something inane about being the crotch of Armani. Turns out those Armani people are pretty smart! They didn’t let her speak at all!
I’m so happy they didn’t let her talk. Megan is the worst when she speaks. Not only because of all of he dumb sh-t she says, but her voice kills me. I think this ad campaign will be a raging success!
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Advertising, Megan Fox
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i guess armani is crazy.
why not get a real woman with some voluptness???
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Everyone should impose this rule on Megan!
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If only all of life was an Armani commercial!
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Am I supposed to buy a Megan Fox after seeing the ad? No thanks. I think the song sums it up nicely, “Doo-doo-doo”.
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I like her..I dont give a crap.
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Hahahaa I LOVE that they got out the ol’ gag rule.
And good for Armani, but I was more likely to buy their stuff with an eccentric beauty like Victoria Beckham at the ship’s helm.
Also, if you just handed me these pictures (which are very pretty and well done) I’d assume they were Calvin Klein. In fact, I’d fight you for the bragging rights that, yes, they WERE Calvin Klein ads.
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Notice that they keep her franken-thumbs hidden in the pics AND the commercial. LOL.
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She’s gorgeous…dumb…but drop dead gorgeous.
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cobe, the word is “voluptuousness”. Full-figured, healthy looking, with some meat on them.
Megan looks fine, about the same as the other models they use for this.
and come on people, she might not be too bright, but I’m sure she’s the type of person who once you get to know her she’s perfectly nice.
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she does need a vocal coach. Not a stab, but her voice isn’t great when she talks. She tends to sound like a character from saved by the bell.
pics look good though!
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god this is sad how can u comment on someones personality wen you dont no them and even writing on this is getting her attention so if you hate her so much why are you posting this comment
i think shes amazing looking and everyone she works with says shes an amazing person to work with she also says she exagerrates on purpose in interviews to mens magazines bcos they dont rele care what she has to say
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I see Megan Fox has signed into the comments section using her “IMAWASTER” screen name.
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Actually, the people who work with her have repeatedly said that she’s a nightmare. She’s nasty, rude and ungrateful for the opportunities that have been given to her. Remember the staff letters that came out from the people who worked on Transformers? “Not nice” was the nicest thing they said about her.
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her publicist should not allow her to speak, either.
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I think the pictures are great. Modeling is definitely her niche. She can’t act, she’s not that bright, and her PR rep probably downs a bottle of antacids when Megan speaks. Staying silent and looking pretty? She could really have a solid career if she’d be satisfied doing that.
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Her plastic surgeon did a good job on her I hope in the future she don’t go all Heidi Montag on her face.
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Actually, IMAWASTER’s right. She IS amazing to work with. She amazes the crew with her bitchiness and unprofessionalism!
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You know, you’re adding fuel to the fire just adding comments. If you want someone to go away, IGNORE THEM!
And as skaro23 said, “I’m sure she’s the type of person who once you get to know her she’s perfectly nice.”
But that’s just me. I just refuse to drink the Kool-Aid and bash anyone because of my insecurity. Miley Cyrus is another story.
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Miley Cyrus is the Devil.
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I’m with you on her voice. That’s why I never watched the second Transformers movie. Plus Megatron’s voice is scary.
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Uhhhh…. excuse me. LMAO.
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Her plastic surgeon deserves a lot more credit then he currently gets lol
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I agree she comes across as trying to hard and not particularly intelligent, but the ads and commercial are hot. She should forget acting and try her hand at modeling.
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“Miley Cyrus is the Devil.”
Yeah, she gets on my nerves the most.
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She’s a mouth-breathing piece of plastic. I just can’t see the appeal.
and Mtb: “Am I supposed to buy a Megan Fox after seeing the ad? No thanks. I think the song sums it up nicely, “Doo-doo-doo”.
THANK YOU, hilarious.
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another overrated, untalented twat. NEXT…
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The soundtrack is her inner monologue…
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She is no doubt great looking, but I find these ads not sexy, just boring.
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She might very well be the nicest person in Nice Town, but we’re never going to know her on that level and can only base our preference on what we can see.
And I see a beautiful but occassionally-plasticky looking woman with an absolute inability to close her mouth and was the worst thing I’ve ever seen on film in that one film I saw her in! (How To Lose Friends and Alienate People – and she was only in that for about 20 minutes!)
And I know bad acting – I sat through “Far And Away”!!!
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