Dita Von Teese, the burlesque stripper wife of Marilyn Manson, is getting too big for her glam britches. She somehow thinks that showing up for stuff and taking off her clothes qualifies her to deem most starlets “forgettable”:

Who remembers Cher at all? I don’t. And Madonna is only memorable for pulling tired ass stunts this week.

Dita, you look like you’re the product of a team of retro stylists, so what are you talking about? You’re balanced precariously half a step up from an average stripper. Cultivating a 40s image and being Mrs. Marilyn Manson doesn’t give you enough credit to bash women who star in actual films.

Here’s a shaky NSFW video of a Dita strip show:

And here she is shopping in NY [via] and at Cannes. Now that I’ve read this quote from her, I realize that the serene look she always sports is just her being smug.