Call me crazy, but I’ve never really taken a side on the whole Tyra Banks-Janice Dickinson feud. I think Janice is crazy (like a fox) and mean as a snake. Meanwhile, I think Tyra is crazy too, although in a very different way from Janice. Tyra is, like, Oprah-crazy. Like, Tyra thinks she’s some television goddess, just like Oprah. Tyra thinks she needs to educate us on everything, even though Tyra’s not the brightest bulb either. Still, Tyra is pretty smart businesswoman who has a flourishing career, and Janice is still some crazy has-been.

One thing Janice is smart about is still getting press. She knows just what to say to get the most press hits. This time, Janice told a radio interviewer that she (not Tyra) made America’s Next Top Model a hit, and that Tyra is “huge” in person. So “huge” in fact that Janice claims she “used to think she was a man, I kept looking for… I was always looking, thinking, ‘Something isn’t right here’.”

There must be some pretty big beef between former supermodels Janice Dickinson and Tyra Banks, if Janice’s latest outburst is anything to go by.

The motor-mouthed model-turned-TV personality doesn’t appear to have got over being axed from the America’s Next Top Model judging panel in 2005.

Speaking on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man, the catty woman said: “I made that show a hit. Can you imagine for five seasons just sitting next to Miss Tyra Banks and listening to her go off?

“You could land a helicopter on her forehead. It’s huge.”

Janice admitted she got the boot from the show after calling Tyra “fat”.

She continued: “She was huge! [Her legs] are huge. Well, she’s a big woman.

“I used to think she was a man, I kept looking for… I was always looking, thinking, ‘Something isn’t right here’.”

Meow!

[From AOL UK News]

Ugh. That’s kind of over-the-top bitchy even for me. It’s one thing to say “Tyra isn’t all that” or “I don’t like her face” but damn, bitch. You don’t have to be all “I think she’s hidin’ a little something in her drawers.” Of course, I do that with Lady Gaga, but Gaga did that to herself when she flashed us that time and we didn’t know what we were looking at! I feel confident saying that I believe Tyra has a vadge. I just don’t want to see it, and I don’t want the vadge authenticated in public in any way.