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Wow, Kourtney Kardashian and Patrick Bateman got their third In Touch Weekly cover story in a row! This relationship drama is officially just as epic as Brangelina’s! I’m also enjoying the hyperbole In Touch has been employing for Scott and Kourtney. Last week, Scott was “the boyfriend from hell” and this week, Kourtney has made “a deal with the devil”. What, perchance, was this Faustian bargain? That she could be famous and rich, but that her relationship would fall apart! You see, Scott and Kourtney are “faking it for the cameras”. Epic.
Appearing together recently, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick seemed more like co-stars than a couple.
“Kourtney was sitting with her girlfriends, but Scott barely paid any attention to her,” says a witness from the February 19 event. “He partied with his guy friends and let the hot cocktail waitress light his cigarette.”
Until a group of photographers arrived — and the stage show began. “Suddenly, Scott and Kourtney were all lovey-dovey,” the witness marvels.
After the photographers were through, though, Scott walked away, paying little attention to her. As deep as Kourtney’s problems run with Scott, he’s proven to be Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ breakout star — and so she’s forced to stay with him and continue the act, no matter how unhappy she is.
“Kourtney has never been more rich and famous in her life, but unfortunately, she’s never been more miserable,” says her friend. “Staying with Scott is good for her bank account, but he treats her like dirt, and she’s growing unhappier by the day.”
[From In Touch Weekly]
I have to say, I think In Touch’s reporting on Kourtney and Scott’s relationship has been pretty accurate. Probably because I’m primed to think the worst of him, but is it really that much of a stretch to believe that Scott is a f-cking douche? Not really.
Meanwhile, Kourtney tried to do some early damage control on In Touch’s incessant attacks on her relationship. She told Life & Style that her relationship with Scott is “amazing”. Barf:
On the Feb. 21 season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian forgave boyfriend Scott Disick for his drunken, disrespectful past behavior.
“I love him. I really want to make it work,” Kourtney said in front of the cameras. And Kourtney says her relationship with Scott has improved since the finale was filmed.
“Everything between us is amazing,” she told Life & Style while in Las Vegas hosting the Dash fashion show at Jet nightclub on Feb.19. Despite his antics, Scott and Kourtney are clearly still an item.
An insider close to the family confirms it, telling Life & Style, “Kourtney and Scott are fine right now. Will they be together in five years? Who knows. But they’re not splitting up any time soon.”
Back at her baby shower on Nov. 14, Kourtney hinted that baby Mason was the reason she was trying so hard to make things work with Scott.
“It’s definitely been hard,” Kourtney told Life & Style. “But I just reached a point where I needed everyone to get over it. This is the father of my baby. Either they accept it or they don’t.”
[From Life & Style]
I’m honestly surprised that Kourtney seems to be trying so hard to make her relationship work. I would have been out of there… well, I wouldn’t have gone home with it in the first place. Scott has serial killer eyes, and I don’t go home with guys that look like that. Unless it’s Peter Sarsgaard. Kourtney’s insistence on making it work with Scott makes me feel for her a little. But if that’s what she wants, she made her bed, et cetera.
In Touch Weekly cover courtesy of ITW online.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick
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:SWOON: Peter Sarsgaard! I don’t know anyone w/ 1 inch of brain who would go with Scott. He is so nasty and just looks plain DUMB. He has that blank look.. yuck!
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Oh my.
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I blame Kris
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How is he good for her in money terms? Maybe, MAYBE, he’s good for ratings, although everyone who watches the show seems to hate him. So long as they’re not married, she doesn’t even owe him alimony if they split; I don’t know why people won’t accept that she likes him.
But I’m so sick of reading bull about poor little Kardashians. Rich airheads getting loads of attention for no reason = no sympathy from me. It’s been obvious for some time that their show is full of fabrications and set-up drama, and I honestly have no reason to believe that anything I hear about them is anything different. Most of their tab headlines are really teasers for their show. (Remember the freakout about coke (or whatever it was)in some jeans at their store? And how the official response was ‘wait til you hear the details on the upcoming season of our show!!!’) That said, can you blame Kourtney for trying to counter some of her jealous, bitchy sister’s vague crap talking about her relationship?
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OMG, these women are just so g-d DUMB! Leave already!
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I think that Kourtney is trying to ‘make it work’ with this bloated cretin for the sake of notoriety. With him, she is Kourtney the Motherly Kardashian. Without him, she is just one of Kim’s uglier, dumber, even less interesting sisters.
I’m sure that her wallet and her narcissism are her only two advisers in this whole affair.
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I believe it!
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Is anything about the Kardashians “real”?
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Can we put a ban on them. All of them. They are not celebrities.
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”Scott has serial killer eyes, and I don’t go home with guys that look like that”.
Worst than that.
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See, what have I been saying? Scott looks like the devil’s son in the movie “Constantine”! And why the H-E-double-hockey-sticks is the new mom carrying the baby in the baby seat? Is he that big of a weenie he can’t handle carrying the baby? Or does he just not want to be seen holding him?
If only one person in the relationship wants it to work, it doesn’t matter how hard they try, it isn’t going to work. You can’t MAKE someone else care about a relationship.
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So, she’s allowing herself to be whored. Not in a tawdry sense, but in the sense that she wants to keep money and notoriety going, so she’ll allow herself to be manipulated by Bateman.
Sorry, not worth it. She should get her own show about raising Mason as a single mother. It happens to the best and worst, richest and poorest. Join the bandwagon.
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They are both fake & awful. How would the poor Kardashian girl react if Scott decides he wants part time custody of Mason? Hmmmm…Kourtney might not be able to get her way for once?
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He looks like an old fashioned “dandy”! He really needs a stylist.
I hope she comes to her senses (not likely) before the baby is old enough to take all this in. He is going to grow up thinking this is how you are supposed to treat the ones you love.
Speaking of baby….I just have one thing to ask, why on God’s green earth did they feel the need to name that poor innocent baby Mason? I mean really I live south of the Mason-Dixon line and I’m pretty sure this kid will be teased all his life because his parents weren’t thinking. *sigh*
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I don’t know why but I get a good kick out of Scott and I love his clothes and the things he says on the show even if he is a weasel!
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OMG, you’re so right: that’s who he always reminded me of: Patrick Bateman, aka American Psycho.
He’s even got to the banker suit to go with the bouffant slicked back hair and psycho eyes in the last photo.
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They’re faking a relationship for attention. How terrible, let’s put them on the front of our magazine to destroy their plan!…wait…
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I’d rather date Patrick Bateman. That’s how creepy this guy is… *shudder*
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If things were so perfect she wouldn’t talk about trying to make it work. People don’t care if he’s the father of the baby, they care if he’s treating you and the baby right. If he can’t do that and he doesn’t seem like he can, then he should parent from afar. Faking is wrong and pathetic with a baby involved and I hope they realize it soon.
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Who would have thought it would be Kim and Khloe having the happier relationships, being that their guys are rich and famous athletes.
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Sue D: LOL! Point Made.
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EVERYTHING is for money and that STUPID reality show that mothers are letting their teens tune into!!!
I’ll be sooo glad when this whole family
fades like Paris did.
The Trash bags, starting with Mama bear!
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She is soo stupid all she cares about is maney and she seriously thinks he will change, she probaly only goes out with him cause she is desprate for a guy and knows he is the only one that knows she will keep crawling back
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Please. I’m begging you CB….make it stop.
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The entire Kardashian family are gold diggers who care only about money & fame so why would anyone be suprised. Its a shame people like this can procreate =(
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Put “Thurston Howell the 3rd” on Survivor lol (if we have to see him). Not sure he would survive the K’s without the constant alcohol & male companionship.
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I wish the tabloids would go back to reporting on celebs not flash in tha pans like all the Kardashians, Paris Hilton etc. This era of girls becoming “infamous” for putting out a sex tape is sooooo over. What are we saying as society if we buys these rags etc knowing how these girls got famous. How can live with themselves knowing a sex tape not any sort of talent or good ethics is what got them famous? Well i guess thats the point- there will always be some skanky guy or girl who sells out for their 15 mins. Great child rearing Kris =( Mother of the yr!
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Their show is so fake I find it hard to believe anything that is written about any of them.
From what I have seen of the show Courtney seems like the nicest our of the bunch. I can’t work out why someone with so much to offer would stay with that creep. Maybe it is all for the show? Maybe his douchery is just for the show? Who knows? Who really cares?
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I think he is a child dressed in a man’s suit. She is a poster child for the abused woman syndrome. Leave the guy. He is a jerk. Do it before your child is old enough to see the terrible ways his father treated his mother. Oh wait…. its reality tv. Its already out there.
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Scott has a very “preppy murders” / Ted Bundy vibe. Still reckon that other guy is the father of baby M.
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in the first picture, that’s not scott. that’s that jonathon PR guy
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they are in it together. screw the kardashians for their hunger for being famous for nothing.way to go scott, make you money just like this no talent celebs.
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i think she should leave him he treats her like dirt ..but i stil love her anyways and i love khloé and kim
love them loads 
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this show is awful. it is so fake, should be taken off the air. i love the e channel except for this horrible show.
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