In this week’s new In Touch Weekly (story via Jezebel), there’s a claim made by some random source that Heidi and Spencer’s newest plot to get attention involves having “a baby for publicity.” Accordingly, they’ve already “secured a deal with a tabloid…[and] every step of her impending motherhood” will be shown. In agonizing detail, I can only imagine. The insider goes on to say: “She’s not even pregnant yet, but she and Spencer have already signed the papers. They’re planning staged photos every step of the way — the pregnancy, the birth, and of course, the first baby picture.” So, you know, just prepare yourself. I doubt Heidi will get pregnant so soon after having all of that plastic surgery, but you never know with these chuckleheads.

Speaking of her inane surgery, can you tell that her face is “settling”? At this point, she looks a lot like she used to – which makes me wonder, “Why go through such a grueling process if you’re just going to end up looking like a frozen, puffy version of your old self?” Perhaps it’s just me. Heidi’s doctor (the one she allegedly has a crush on) came out on Tuesday to say unequivocally that he will not perform any more procedures on Heidi:

Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Frank Ryan recently performed 10 procedures on Heidi Montag, ranging from breast implants to a brow lift to fat injections in her cheeks.

Now he tells UsMagazine.com he won’t operate on The Hills star, 23, again.

“There’s really nothing to do!” he told Us Tuesday at the Anastasia Beverly Hills Lights Camera Fashion Pre-Oscar Party. “I told Heidi that, ‘What are you going to do? You’re done!'”

(Montag recently told Us she didn’t get her DDD breasts “as big as I originally wanted!”)

Ryan — who also performed Montag’s nose job and breast augmentation in 2007– told Us that some of Montag’s peers have “definitely” called up and made similar surgery requests.

“In the reality [TV] world, there’s a lot of competition and there’s a lot of possessiveness for one’s doctor,” he told Us. “It’s pretty interesting.”

[From Us Weekly]

Do you believe him? I don’t. I think if she comes back in next month wanting another ten procedures, he’ll do it. To make her even more “perfect”. Blech.

Heidi and Spencer on February 18, 2010 in LA, credit: David Tonnesson/Pacific Coast News.