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I was glancing through the photos this morning, and I noticed something lovely. Some of the hottest guys of Hollywood have come out to play for many of the pre-Oscar bashes in Los Angeles. So even though we don’t really have anything to report on these guys, I still thought we’d all enjoy looking at pretty photos of some of the dudes that we don’t always get to look at. Eli Roth (above) has been all over the place this awards season, but I rarely write about him. He’s one of my top crushes these days, just because I like what a naughty “basterd” he is. Sigh… I love him.
Here’s Jeremy Renner with his mom! She’s going to be his date for the Oscars, and I guess she gets to have some of the pre-party fun too. His mom is really cute! She must be so proud of him. I like how he’s trying to do the squinty/smoldering pose while standing next to his mom.
Well, hello, Aaron Eckhart, you sexy bearded bastard. Mm… he looks good enough to eat.
Have I ever mentioned that I find Jason Statham attractive? You know I like arrogance in a man, and he wears it well. I appreciate when a guy is going bald and he just shaves everything off. And his body is fantastic. Sidenote: that’s the back of Oliver Stone’s head.
Olivier Martinez! He looks really good too. I wish we saw more of his rat face, I enjoy it. He was there with his girlfriend Elsa Pataki (the one who was dating Adrien Brody, and he bought her a castle, and she left him for Olivier).
Some women find Ashton Kutcher hot. I’m not one of them, but I’m crushing on Demi’s beautiful dress.
Never really gotten the Matt Dillon thing. Unless we’re talking about Wild Things. But even then, it wasn’t really about Matt Dillon.
I saw James Marsden in that dumb 27 Dresses movie, and I kind of liked him. It was a dumb movie full of dumb characters, but he was the best part. He’s got gorgeous eyes.
Dave Annabel is one of my quiet crushes. He isn’t up to “imaginary boyfriend” status, but he just seems like such a sweetheart. He just got engaged too. He seems like the kind of guy who just wants to settle down and have a home. Nice to see those dudes still exist.
Adrien Brody! He looks good. Perhaps he’s still a little heartbroken over Elsa. He looks depressed, doesn’t he? Sigh… I could cheer him up.
Various men at various pre-Oscar parties, like the Hollywood Reporter’s party at the LA Mayor’s mansion and the Hollywood Domino Gala, both on March 4, 2010 Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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I can stare at pics of Eli Roth all fucking day . He really gets me “going” .
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adrian brody is so not hot and it’s time to give that Oscar back. matt dillon looks like crap. I’ll take Jeremy Renner, thank you very much.
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I’ve never thought Adrien Brody was hot. Not even close. He seems to be a one hit wonder kind of actor too.
Ashton looks pretty yuck in that photo, but I too like Demi’s dress.
I’ve always liked Marsden, especially in Enchanted. I wonder why he’s not a bigger star?
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OMG I have been in love with Jason Statham since Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels! He is smoking hot – face and body!! Sighhh
That is all…
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oliver martinez looks dead in that photo. and tell me why demi is all dressed up and asston’s in jeans? i don’t get that at all.
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Eli Roth is hot. There’s just nothing hotter than a smart, funny, brown eyed Jewish boy.
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Jeez, if that’s the hot man buffet, I’m gonna skip dinner, thank you very much.
Yeesh.
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Yay, I love Eli Roth! What is it about that man that makes me want to sit on his lap and do naughty things?? Good call, Kaiser! ^-^
I seriously can’t stand Ashton and Demi. What were they doing there, did they just need to get out of the house? What the heck did either of them do recently to warrant an appearance at any pre Oscar parties? Nice jeans Ashton, very classy.
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@Kim- Same here. I could spend days at a time in bed with the Bear Jew.
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I never thought I’d say this but Matt Dillon is really starting to not look good. It was a good run while it lasted. Remember The Outsiders? That was such a long time ago.
And Eli Roth? All day and night long. Dayum. I don’t understand all the hate for him. He’s as foine as a mo-fo too.
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something about Renner is off to me. I feel like he doesn’t have a chin. I mean, clearly he does have one, but in my head, he doesn’t.
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What a horrid photo of Olivier Martinez! Yikesa! He’s gorgeous but you’d never know it from that pic.
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LOL @Fashionista! Good one!
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So all hot men decided to grow beards this season. I am not getting it. They are still hot, though. Haha
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Jeremy Renner is hot, but he likes the boys better..
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