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Was Lindsay Lohan’s crackface quietly fired from Ungaro?

Celebs Front Row at John Galliano's - Paris

I think Lindsay Lohan must have a really good dealer in Paris, because she looks cracked out of her skull in these photos, taken yesterday as Lindsay sat front-row at John Galliano’s Fall/Winter collection runway show. Previously, it was reported that Galliano’s people didn’t let Crackface into the Dior show on Friday, which I’m not sure was the case. I think they initially rejected her, but she was still invited to the party. And then she got to come to Galliano’s show on Sunday. Which is a pretty good deal for Lindsay, considering she’s not worthy of any of it, and she doesn’t care enough to show up anywhere sober.

Celebs Front Row at John Galliano's - Paris

Meanwhile, most people thought that the whole point of Lindsay’s trip to Paris was all about showing up for the new collection of Ungaro, where she was thought to be the “artistic director”. When the Ungaro collection showed last season, most people thought is was the ugliest, most ridiculous stuff ever - lots of pasties and crack-wear. And yet, Lindsay remained as “artistic director”. Or so it seemed. Lindsay didn’t show up for this morning’s Ungaro show, and Angaro’s owner told Women’s Wear Daily (via HuffPo) that Lindsay is “not involved in this collection”:

After last season’s collection of hearts and pasties, actress Lindsay Lohan had nothing to do with Monday morning’s Emanuel Ungaro show, WWD reports. Ungaro owner Asim Abdullah told WWD Lohan is “not involved in this collection,” and although she turned up in other designers’ front rows, Lohan didn’t attend the Ungaro show. There’s no word yet on whether she still holds the Artistic Adviser title.

[From HuffPo]

Man, I hope she was fired. But I wish it had been done more publicly. Or wouldn’t it be interesting if Lindsay actually thought she was still the artistic director all this time, and Ungaro just strung it on her, like “Actually, you’re fired.”

Wouldn’t you fire this crackface?

Celebs Front Row at John Galliano's - Paris

Celebs Front Row at John Galliano's - Paris

Celebs Front Row at John Galliano's - Paris

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36 Responses to “Was Lindsay Lohan’s crackface quietly fired from Ungaro?”

  1. nag says:

    She doesn’t look a great colour… also looking bloated in the face.

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  2. mslewis says:

    I really don’t understand why anybody would want Lindsay in their front row. But then, this is Paris!!! I’ve heard there aren’t many famous young people in the front row at any of the shows because most of them are at the Oscars. I guess Lindsay is as good as they can get. She does look pretty awful. What a waste of youth and talent.

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  3. Attagirl says:

    Good God, she looks dreadful! Seriously, she looks the worst I think I’ve ever seen her – malnourished, over-drugged and boozed, no sleep, bloated, shite!!

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  4. city says:

    to me, it looks like she’s snorted so much coke that her nostrils look messed up. YIKES!

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  5. MARKYMARK says:

    Once again–Ban her from everything

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  6. Huma says:

    She’s like that millipede you whack with a phone book over and over, and a couple of its legs fall off, but it still keeps scurrying around and then you’re like DAMN IT MILLIPEDE DON’T YOU BE COMIN ROUND HERE ASKIN FOR NO TREE-FIDDY and you keep whacking it and it keeps losing a couple legs and scurrying around and then you get tired and sit back with a bag of cookies and just watch it, and then it tries to take your cookies and you whack it with a phone book again and it loses another leg or two or four and the dance begins anew with no hope of either party emerging victorious.

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  7. Jessie says:

    Huma, you’re tirade was brilliant! LMAO

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  8. Aviatrix says:

    Second MarkyMark, Ban this skank.

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  9. foobie says:

    Just when you think she can’t look any worse…

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  10. bellaluna says:

    It’s so sad to see her face like this; she was so beautiful once, and to know she’s done it to herself.

    Huma, LMAO at that! Except I’m pretty sure the only thing Lindsay would try to take away from you would be your drugs (if you had any). And maybe your boyfriend (or girlfriend).

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  11. Snarf says:

    I think she went so she’d have an excuse for NOT being in LA for the Oscar parties…

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  12. Huma says:

    Thanks, Jessie. :)

    As a general rule, I’m always concerned about ‘tree-fiddy’ anyway, so yeah.

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  13. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “darn you Loch Ness Monsta!”

    (that was for Huma…)

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  14. my darling little leslo is looking rather puffy and sad. i just want to take her home, lock her in the bathroom, hold her through the with drawls and then scrub her up real good. after a few months of southern living i would take her back to l.a. to revive her career and be her papa spears. we could do this little lilo. email me!

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  15. Green Is Good says:

    On the upside, at least she’s not orange.

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  16. Liz says:

    Opiate eyes…. Not a good look on her.

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  17. Alecto says:

    what’s up with her teeth? they look weird. or is it just her cracked out smile?

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  18. Weeble says:

    this makes me sad for her. she’s “superman” high — I really wish that instead of using her for the WTF factor that someone would stage another intervention for her. She needs help…poor thing.

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  19. trvlbug529 says:

    Why? Why? Why does this girl still get invites to events when she only disgraces the function?
    Who? Who? Who does’nt realize she is a liability not an asset?

    I’m surprised the celebrity world still allows her access to the velvet ropes.

    TRAINWRECK!

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  20. snapdragon says:

    why does she always look filthy? although at least she isn’t wearing those insanely fake blue contacts.

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  21. lady miss E says:

    Whatever, y’all – I’d hit it. She just needs to embrace holistic living for a while, or publicly find Jesus or something, and revive her career. Everyone is just bagging on her because everyone likes to pile on a loser and kick them when they are down.

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  22. badkrma says:

    @huma very funny, and as for Lindsay, only in celebrity circles can you get that messed up and people still give you a job and a chance…

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  23. cult of skaro 23 says:

    come on!!! She doesn’t look that bad. she looked cognizant

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  24. kathryn says:

    I never understood it when people would say “their eyes look vacant…” Now I get it…holy crap!!

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  25. bellaluna says:

    @ lady miss E – have you read the comments on this post? Many of the people commenting feel sorry for her and/or think she needs help (rightly so). Due to her age, no one can force her into rehab unless she’s determined to be a threat to herself or others; that’s the saddest thing of all. I wish with all my heart Linds would pull her head out of her ass, wipe the shit out of her eyes, get the help she so desperately needs, and straighten up and fly right. It makes me sad that she chooses to live her life this way, despite the mess she’s made of it thus far.

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  26. cara says:

    Lohan reminds me of a younger Elizabeth Taylor so much.
    I wish she would get her act together but..

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  27. Shannon says:

    Hmmm…something is up with her lips. I’m not sure what. It might be because she’s bloated. Her face looks puffy and her skin complexion is horribly sallow. She looks sick and it appears the hard partying life of Europe isn’t suiting her too well.

    It’s a shame. I happen to watch Mean Girls a couple of days ago on cable and she was really so beautiful then.

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  28. Lindsay says:

    At least it gives people something to talk about other than the less than stellar collection.

    She should get turned away from these things. If she keeps facing more and more consequences, like not being allowed in the fashion shows she seems to enjoy, she will be more inspired to get help and apply herself not just go to rehab and go through the motions and denying the problems.

    Second picture on the bottom you can see a little bit of the old Lindsay This is all so very sad.

    Is crack her drug of choice or does “cracked out” (or crack cocained out ;) ) just sound better.

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  29. mouth.like.a.sailor says:

    i actually don’t think she looks that bad at all…… i actually think she looks pretty and it looks like she might actually be putting on a little weight, not bloat, which is a good thing. she could probably use to gain a good 10-20lbs.

    i agree with the person that said opiate eyes. takes one to know one i think. but she certainly doesnt look as cracked out as she has in the past, and the darker hair is a HUGE improvement. and the other person that said she has pretty eyes is right. she has gorgeous eyes.

    dont get me wrong, shes a total train wreck, but i’m not gonna sit here and say stupid sh*t like she’s so ugly and oh my god look at her! when she actually looks really really pretty here. sorry guys.

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  30. Kat says:

    Her almost non existent pupils are really freaking me out. This girl is cracked out beyond belief.

    And I won’t be surprised in the least if she’s dead by Christmas.

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  31. wizeguy says:

    eyes are ‘pinned’ ….
    not a good sign …
    shouldn’t be involved with ANY serious designer or biz’ venture….

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  32. piedlourde says:

    You’re looking fresh as a daisy, Lindsay!

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