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I left Eli Roth off of the Hot Man Buffet accidentally, but now I’m glad I did. My former imaginary boyfriend Eli decided to attend the Vanity Fair party with his new girlfriend (?) Peaches Geldof, best known as the daughter of Bob Geldof and something like Britain’s Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton. It’s not even all about how idiotic this chick is, it’s also about how young she is! She’s 20 years old. Eli Roth is 37 years old. Ridiculous.
So Eli Roth is the new Jeremy Piven, right? Ugh. Now I’m kind of over him.
Thanks to Dlisted for the heads up!
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Eli Roth, Peaches Geldof
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ewwww!
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I second that emotion,
this just makes me feel ill.
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Gross. Maybe there’s something really awesome about her. I wouldn’t know.
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Please, he’s totally gay.
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Ewww! Cochino!! Cue a Chris Hansen photo bomb.
I totally thought Eli brought the seksi but damn. Hopefully this was to get people talking or something. He could totally be her father age-wise.
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And how I feel about him is ruined … damn it Eli ! wtf ?!
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not so sure about this one
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Oh please God NO. Peaches Geldof is without a doubt one of the biggest idiots to emerge from the celebrity scene for quite some time. A vile, pretentious scenester riding on her father’s tailcoat. I’m actually rather shocked Eli would give her the time of day. If they are indeed dating my opinion of him has dropped to an all time low. She really is THAT bad.
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Blech. His hawtness factor just plummeted to the Earth’s crust in my opinion. What the hell is he doing with a idiot, druggie trust fund brat?
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I had to google who she was. Daddy played PINK in Pink Floyd’s the wall. Also he sang I don’t like Mondays. She has like 8 middle names. Rock and Roll!
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clearly, he couldn’t stand the fact that nobody was talking about him at the oscars and had to do smt to make himself noticeable. I used to like the man, but jeeee…peaches geldof is where I draw the line: she’s just WRONG (from a human point of view, she is way too trashy).Mmm: two attention seekers together. Maybe they deserve each other.
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This is just not right! Is it so hard for him to find someone closer to his age?
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She’s a bit sad looking, perhaps it’s the picture. Saw him in Inglorious Basterds, what a dud! The exact opposite of attractive, an absolute dork w/ zero sex appeal. Maybe she’s the best he could do.
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Melanie, don’t forget “Rat Trap”!
What the budget hell is that dress she’s wearing? It’d be all right anywhere else, but this is the goddam oscars.
He’s handsome enough but an utter prat from what I can make out. They’re well-met.
EDIT:
Sorry I hadn’t copped this was one of the afterparties. But still – grand for saturday night at the Groucho Club, not for one of the most “prestigious” Oscar parties Peaches dear.
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No. NOOOOOOO!
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Pathetic.
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Surely none of you expected Peachy to date a 20 year old!! I mean, really. Besides, this was the best way for Eli to get his name in the ragmags and day after Oscars stories. Without Peachy, he probably would not have been photographed.
Is she the Geldof who married some drunk and divorced him a couple months later? Or was that yet another Geldof brat? Or which one has been filmed doing drugs? It’s hard to keep up when the entire family is made up of sluts!!
One more thing . . . a black lace dress on a 20 year old?? Surely she could have done better.
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her dress is cute.
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her mama was just as kookoo.I think she’s looking for a daddy figure.
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Well is 17 years older than Peach, so what? It’s no news. E.g. Billy Bob T. was 20 years older than Angelina, Catherine Zeta-Jones is 25 years younger than Michael Douglas and so on.
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At least if he was dating a 20 yr old who was hot you would just think he was a perv.
But this actually makes him a perv with no taste.
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Wow. What the fuck ever happened to “as long as they’re happy?” This is ridiculous. I don’t know her, you don’t know her, or him for that matter. I think they’re cute, and if their personalities click and they’re happy, why the hell would I deny anyone being happy? Ugh.
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@MJ is totally right. He is gayer than a picnic basket. That there is why he doesn’t care that he’s “with” this trash bag.
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@meow mix:
lol! I second that.
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It’s not really the difference of age – Katie Holmes and hubby Tom Cruise have the same difference of age – It’s just that she is too young… at least is she was 25 and him 42, it will be less pervy perceived.
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The age is nothing, but she’s just so…ugh….and he’s so….yum! This totally means I have to go to my default husband Caleb Followill. I hope you’re pleased with yourself Eli!
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way to go eli
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Oh my god! I really fancied him, now I can’t think how fucked up in the head he must be to date Peaches Geldof! It also makes me wonder if he is more stupid than he seems. Virtually everyone, be it general public or celebrity, must be laughing their heads off right now. And get with the bitchy times Mickey! What have you done Eli?! We could have been something!
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Alright, I don’t know that chick at all….But the age difference isn’t that horrible. I’ve seen worse. Plus, it gives me hope cause I’M 20! ;D Lol jk. At least she’s…pretty.
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