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Jamie Jungers wins $75k in Howard Stern’s Tiger Woods mistress pageant

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Howard Stern held his mistress pageant today from among the participating women who slept with golfer Tiger Woods. Jamie Jungers, a bleached blonde former stripper and paid escort (which she denies, although madam Michelle Braun has the 1099 forms to prove it) took home the $75,000 prize from cheaters website AshleyMadison.com, along with a black diamond “mistress ring” with 4.5 carats total weight. (Note that the link has the top prize at $100,000, but photos show that it was $75,000. Here’s a link to a photo of Jungers in her tiara carrying the check. She seems to have lost some weight since she last did interviews.) Jaimee Grubbs, a brunette reality show contestant who shared text messages from Tiger with US Magazine, placed second and earned $15,000.

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Both Jaimee and Jamie share the laughable honor of having slept with the worlds greatest golfer along with sporting what’s called an “anti-eyebrow piercing,” or a small stud in the teardrop area underneath the eye. (It just seems interesting to me that both Ja(i)m(i)ees have the same odd piercing.) Also participating in the pageant was Loredana Jolie (below) who previously told the press that Tiger enjoyed sex with men as well as all the women he was juggling on the side. She is said to be writing a tell-all book.

There aren’t many details available online about Stern’s pageant, except for the winner and runner up. Stern has yet to put any photos or text from today’s show on his website. TMZ sheds some light onto how blonde Jamie won, though. They say she told Howard “a bunch of personal information about Tiger … like the size of the club, what he wanted from her sexually speaking, and on and on.” I’d be interested in hearing that, but many of you would rather take a pass I’m sure.

Jungers previously said that she asked Tiger for money to help her out and that he turned her down. I’m sure this scandal is the best thing that’s happened to her in a long time.

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Posted in Howard Stern, Infidelity, Jaimee Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Pageants, Scandals, Tiger Woods


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24 Responses to “Jamie Jungers wins $75k in Howard Stern’s Tiger Woods mistress pageant”

  1. denise says:

    THE B**CH GETS MONEY FOR BEING A WHORE??? GREAT, WHY DO I GO TO SCHOOL AND WORK TWO JOBS…. WHEN ITS THAT SIMPLE, SLEEP WITH A FAMOUS GUY AND MAKE IT BIG…..

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  2. Sudini says:

    Way to go Stern. What a total piece of GARBAGE he is for celebrating these other pieces of trash. He basically rewarded them for their part in severely hurting other people.

    This world is so f*cking backwards it’s absolutely maddening.

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  3. Shannon says:

    Well yes Denise, I think the definition of being a prostitute is getting money for being a whore. The hilarious irony here is that Jamie Jungers has consistently and vehemently denied that she is a prostitute.

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  4. ThunderC*nt says:

    My favorite momento about Howard Stern is how he would lie and say his mom was Italian. Then she’d call the show and everyone just knew she wasn’t.

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  5. ThunderC*nt says:

    In the link, it looks like Angelina’s favorite NYC haunt, The Warldorf Astoria hotel, front entrance.

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  6. Sumodo1 says:

    I sit at home applying for jobs. EVERY FUCKING DAY. And, these ho-s cart home prize money for, well, being ho-s.

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  7. GatsbyGal says:

    Congratulations, you are the best skank!

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  8. bellaluna says:

    Great, Howie, you tool! Now they’ll NEVER go away!

    @ Sumodo1 – Good luck to you, and God bless. My son’s been looking for a job for almost a year now, my husband’s looking for one, too, and I’m out on a worker’s comp injury. I hope you find a job soon. :)

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  9. ams says:

    I have the crappiest customer service job in the world & am putting myself through college…they won $75K for cheating. who knew!!

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  10. iwonttellyou says:

    i love howard. if you aren’t a regular listener to his show, you just aren’t going to get him. he’s an amazing interviewer who honestly asks the questions no one else has the guts to. he’s interviewed some amazing, high profile, incredibly well known, talented, respected people.

    he’s definitely got some raunchy moments in his show but, by far, the rest is quality radio. listen to him for a couple of weeks before you judge. i know my opinion of him changed when i did.

    yes, he might have used these women to get good ratings for his show, but they were never forced to go on. why don’t people get that? he doesn’t force anyone to do anything.

    don’t hate what you don’t understand.

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  11. Emily says:

    denise, a whore is someone who gets money for sex.

    I don’t understand how Elin can go back to him when shit like this is going on. I’m starting to think that maybe, she’s just in it for the money…

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  12. yae says:

    Denise,

    Yes it’s sad that there is a predatory group of people who make a mockery of humans by dangling a little cash in their face.

    They dominate the talk show host arena, and shock radio. They run shows like Cheaters, websites like TMZ, and reality TV (whos objective is to get people to eat throwup or cow eyes for $50, or get them drunk and watch them to fight).

    It’s for their own sick pleasure. People (if you call them that) like Ricki Lake, Howard Stern & Jerry Springer (and the others) see the rest of us as animals in a zoo. And they pay to display us as such.

    Most horrible part is these predators try make themselves look like the “intellectually superior ones” when they do this. (ever listen to one of Jerry Springers “talks” at the end of the show. As if he is oh-so-wise)

    Ricki Lake does it too, as does Howard Stern.

    Because they believe they are better than the humans they put on display.

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  13. GatsbyGal says:

    @yae – Jerry Springer IS actually better than the people on his show.

    From his wikipedia:

    “He earned a Bachelor of Arts from Tulane University in 1965, majoring in political science. He earned a Juris Doctor (J.D.) degree from Northwestern University in 1968. Springer became a political campaign aide to Robert F. Kennedy. After Kennedy’s assassination, he joined the Cincinnati law firm of Frost & Jacobs, now Frost Brown Todd.”

    So yeah, he’s a very intelligent man with the paper to back it up.

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  14. kelbear says:

    Doesn’t one of them have a missing tooth in front?

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  15. yae says:

    Add Joe Francis to the list I mentioned above.

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  16. lastwordlinda says:

    Iwonttellyou – I agree. His show is raunchy sometimes, but I just turn it off if it gets to be too much. Barbara Walters loves him. He is a terrific interviewer and I actually agree with his attitude about a lot of things. He has used sex to make his show popular but so has Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, most male soap opera actors… You really do have to listen to him for a couple of weeks to get it. He makes fun of everybody but he makes the most fun of himself.

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  17. hatsumomo says:

    If all of ya’ll are so hard up for jobs, why don’t you go to Texas? I mean, I’ve never had a problem finding a job and neither has a lot of my family either. and acordiing to Forbes four out of top five best cities for jobs are all in Texas… just saying.

    (And to rub it in a litle more, today’s weather was a sunny 76, super nice at the park today!)

    http://www.forbes.com/2009/04/13/best-big-cities-jobs-opinions-columnists-employment_slide_9.html

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  18. yae says:

    Agree,

    do you have your head on straight?

    Being a lewd (and insanely UGLY) man spewing garbage at people is beyond that we civilized people can handle.

    If Howard Stern can’t get off his tribal rock heap and live with the rest of us………maybe he should be dethroned to his earlier life of rat-grub-maggot.

    So you think he’s cool, eh? His interviews arent interesting. They are disgusting.

    And if you like it….then so are YOU.

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  19. gg says:

    I’m surprised that the tiredest looking one actually won the stupid contest. Just give her some pink stripper gloves and you have Miss P.

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  20. abby says:

    well, the total amount was $100,000. the winner got $75,000, second place $15,000, and third place $10,000.

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  21. Bronson says:

    actually, their piercings are not anti-eyebrows, they are called dermal anchors or microdermals : http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Microdermal. they are a semi-permanent single point piercing which is inserted into a pocket in the tissue, generally created with a needle or a dermal punch, and “anchored” into the tissue using special jewelry with a foot and a heel.

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