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		<title>By: princess pea</title>
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		<dc:creator>princess pea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bea Dover - Huh?  Lourdes will be 14 this fall.  Why do you think they&#039;re lying?   See link:
http://www.people.com/people/archive/issue/0,,7566961028,00.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bea Dover &#8211; Huh?  Lourdes will be 14 this fall.  Why do you think they&#8217;re lying?   See link:<br />
<a href="http://www.people.com/people/archive/issue/0,,7566961028,00.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.people.com/people/archive/issue/0,,7566961028,00.html</a>
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		<title>By: Bea Dover</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bea Dover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why are they hiding Lourdes&#039; true age?  She is 15.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why are they hiding Lourdes&#8217; true age?  She is 15.
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		<title>By: ViktoryGin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ mike....right?! According to the trend Madge could be his grandmother.


CTFU @ all the comments. 

I&#039;ve never paid attention to the guy, as I usually don&#039;t pay much attention to Madonna. But, I&#039;m sorry...he could get it.

I must admit, however, that the cougar shit turns me off. I dislike it where men are concerned, as it&#039;s just as bad on women.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ mike&#8230;.right?! According to the trend Madge could be his grandmother.</p>
<p>CTFU @ all the comments. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve never paid attention to the guy, as I usually don&#8217;t pay much attention to Madonna. But, I&#8217;m sorry&#8230;he could get it.</p>
<p>I must admit, however, that the cougar shit turns me off. I dislike it where men are concerned, as it&#8217;s just as bad on women.
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		<title>By: EMV</title>
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		<dc:creator>EMV</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m glad I&#039;m not the only one to notice his crazy eyes...they are lopsided...weird....he is less attractive thanks to this photo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m not the only one to notice his crazy eyes&#8230;they are lopsided&#8230;weird&#8230;.he is less attractive thanks to this photo
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		<title>By: KarlLagerfeld</title>
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		<dc:creator>KarlLagerfeld</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHAHAH i never noticed Jesus wonk eye till now ,,as we say in the south,,&quot;he could watch a snake and look for a stick&quot; hahha i would still f--- him lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHAH i never noticed Jesus wonk eye till now ,,as we say in the south,,&#8221;he could watch a snake and look for a stick&#8221; hahha i would still f&#8212; him lol
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		<title>By: All Women Stalker</title>
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		<dc:creator>All Women Stalker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha that is a good rule. Madonna seems like a good parent/elder girlfriend.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha that is a good rule. Madonna seems like a good parent/elder girlfriend.
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		<title>By: prissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>prissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think he&#039;s cute but he looks crossed eyed in some pictures.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think he&#8217;s cute but he looks crossed eyed in some pictures.
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		<title>By: flourpot</title>
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		<dc:creator>flourpot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously, he&#039;s nasty. And what&#039;s up with that cross... I&#039;m a friggin Taoist and that little slice of egotism got me right pissy. C&#039;mon, Madge. You can do better than this slimy piece of boymeat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, he&#8217;s nasty. And what&#8217;s up with that cross&#8230; I&#8217;m a friggin Taoist and that little slice of egotism got me right pissy. C&#8217;mon, Madge. You can do better than this slimy piece of boymeat.
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		<title>By: mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Baby Jesus needs to have his oil changed.  Just looking at that mop on his head makes me want to run to the shower and scrub my own head.  BTW, I love that Madge is 14 years older than Baby Jesus&#039;s mom.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Baby Jesus needs to have his oil changed.  Just looking at that mop on his head makes me want to run to the shower and scrub my own head.  BTW, I love that Madge is 14 years older than Baby Jesus&#8217;s mom.
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		<title>By: juiceinla</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He should be thanking Madge for caulkblocking Lolo, no way his career (ahem) benefits from her association.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He should be thanking Madge for caulkblocking Lolo, no way his career (ahem) benefits from her association.
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