“Jennifer Love Hewitt gave herself a pear ass on her book cover” links

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Jennifer Love gave herself a pear ass on her book cover. [Agent Bedhead]
Glee promo: “Like A Prayer”. It‘s good. [PopBytes]
A Justin Bieber Tween Revolt is worse than a Twihard Revolt. [Lightly Salted]
David Arquette reveals the meaning behind Coco‘s name. Uh, it really wasn‘t that difficult to figure out, dude. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
My puppy is only slightly smaller than this puppy. [Bossip]
Gerard Butler talks to Ralph Fiennes before he goes to bed. Swoon! [Moviefone]
Bombshell was stupid enough to want to marry Jesse James. [LimeLife]
Jesse James sexually harasses too. What a tool. [Celebnewswire]
Bombshell‘s bullet wounds. Yes, the bitch has been shot. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
The Drunk Child at the beach. She looks vaguely sober. [Evil Beet]
How old is this Britney Spears photo on the cover of OK Magazine? [CoverAwards]
Who is Grace Park again? She‘s very pretty & very skinny. [The Superficial]
This blind item is too obvious to be Blohan. Dame Heigl? [Crazy Days and Nights]
This kitty‘s OMG face is adorable. Sigh… I miss having a cat. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Jude Law is a Dior hot bitch. [Pop Sugar]
Gaga wears pants! Actually, I think they‘re leggings. [ICYDK]

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  1. hatsumomo says:

    She can only wish she looks like that.

  2. Catherine says:

    She’s cute but she bores me. She reminds me of those high school girls that never seem to grow up and get it together.

  3. d says:

    @2: yep…exactly.

  4. Pont Neuf says:

    I’m sorry to say this, as I like JLH, but time hasn’t been kind to her looks. She used to be so pretty, and now she looks so haggard it’s unbelievable.

    Anyway, her book will be an amusing read, even if the cover is a bit silly. I agree that she needs to stop behaving like a 14-year-old girl. It’s not cute and it does become exasperating after a while. Could this be the reason why her relationships always end up failing?

  5. Constance says:

    I agree, Cat. may I call you Cat?

    I don’t think she ever wanted to grow out of portraying teenagers. However, her pear ass expanded far beyond a mere 16 yr olds. haha.

  6. That’s sort of a cute book cover.

  7. gg says:

    I think it’s cute and I can’t hate on her, boring or no. She is herself, even if it might be a bit safe for the Lady Gaga crowd. And she can’t help how her butt is shaped. At least she has a waist.

    I cannot accept gluing crystals to your wazoo, however.

  8. lucy2 says:

    I find her both boring and annoying. She does seem stuck in perpetual 16 year old girl mode.

  9. Karen says:

    I find her creepily fascinating. Emphasis on the creepy. Totally agree with those who have characterized her as the high school princess who never grew up. Someday she’ll be a Norma Desmond/Baby Jane/Ms. Havisham shut in.

  10. badrockandroll says:

    Karen, you, in one fell swoop, have named the three scariest possibilities for women as they age. I’m going to put on lots of moisturizer now and go to bed. Thanks!

  11. daisyfly says:

    She looks like octocrotch in that picture. I think I just threw up in my mouth a lot.

  12. Karen says:

    @badrock, haha I’m so sorry! I was in no way was implying that this is the fate of ageing single ladies! I just see this in Ms. Hewitt with her bedazzled lady bits and her insistence on being a “princess” far past the age in which such behavior is seen as cute.

  13. nona says:

    Cheers, Jenny!