Yesterday the news came out that MTV’s reality show The Hills would be ending after this current season airs, it’s sixth. The Hills heralded a “new” era of scripted fake “reality” shows that pose as true life while putting attractive young people in contrived situations and making them stars. Let’s hope that the death of this series is the end of that era.

Heidi Montag is perhaps best known star of The Hills, due solely to the extreme amount of unnecessary plastic surgery she’s had in a desperate effort to achieve more fame. Heidi most recently earned a small part on an upcoming Adam Sandler film playing herself. She was seen filming her scenes in tiny short shorts and a low cut top that showed off her triple DDD boobs, which she says are nearly at the legal limit for how much silicone a person can have in their body.

Due to Heidi’s cameo appearance in a comedy and some bit she filmed for Funny or Die mocking herself, she thinks that the end of her show The Hills will herald in a new career for her as movie actress. She’s even making a film in which her 3-D breasts save a town from a shark attack. I sh*t you not.

Earlier today it was announced that after six seasons The Hills is finally ending. So what will come of Heidi Montag, whose fame has been dependent on the scripted reality series? She’s got a plan–albeit a creepy one.

Montag got a case of the Katherine Heigl’s and is now looking to become a huge movie star. She told People, “I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress. There is no better training [for an actor] than being in front of the cameras 24-7.”

So much for that music career! But Heidi’s new love of film is due in part to working on the Adam Sandler comedy Just Go With It last week.

“After working with Oscar-winner Ron Howard on a short film project [for FunnyorDie.com] and then working for days with the comedic genius director Dennis Dugan and his team of brilliant comedy visionaries at Happy Madison on Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life,” Montag said.

She said she loves “getting to truly show the world my creative ability … while playing … different characters.”

And look out, Academy members, because Heidi has apparently already written her first script! She must have realized all the success of Avatar, since she’s doing a 3D movie!

“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”

We wish we were joking, but sadly this is 100% from her mouth. She added, “I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!”

We’ll forever blame The Hills producers for hiring this woman.

[From Hollyscoop]

In other news about Heidi, In Touch reports that she’s predictably having problems in her marriage with fellow whackjob famewh*re Spencer Pratt. Heidi fired Spencer as her manager and replaced him with an intuitive psychic, who she then fired for allegedly trying to pick up her rival Audrina Patridge as a client. Anyway, they quote a source that says “Spencer has lost control of Heidi, and their marriage is falling apart. He’s even thinking about moving out and getting his own place.” Of course their marriage would fall apart once Spencer is no longer in control. That’s all it’s based on.

Heidi is shown filming the Hills on 3/17/10. Credit: WENN.com