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Yesterday the news came out that MTV’s reality show The Hills would be ending after this current season airs, it’s sixth. The Hills heralded a “new” era of scripted fake “reality” shows that pose as true life while putting attractive young people in contrived situations and making them stars. Let’s hope that the death of this series is the end of that era.
Heidi Montag is perhaps best known star of The Hills, due solely to the extreme amount of unnecessary plastic surgery she’s had in a desperate effort to achieve more fame. Heidi most recently earned a small part on an upcoming Adam Sandler film playing herself. She was seen filming her scenes in tiny short shorts and a low cut top that showed off her triple DDD boobs, which she says are nearly at the legal limit for how much silicone a person can have in their body.
Due to Heidi’s cameo appearance in a comedy and some bit she filmed for Funny or Die mocking herself, she thinks that the end of her show The Hills will herald in a new career for her as movie actress. She’s even making a film in which her 3-D breasts save a town from a shark attack. I sh*t you not.
Earlier today it was announced that after six seasons The Hills is finally ending. So what will come of Heidi Montag, whose fame has been dependent on the scripted reality series? She’s got a plan–albeit a creepy one.
Montag got a case of the Katherine Heigl’s and is now looking to become a huge movie star. She told People, “I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress. There is no better training [for an actor] than being in front of the cameras 24-7.”
So much for that music career! But Heidi’s new love of film is due in part to working on the Adam Sandler comedy Just Go With It last week.
“After working with Oscar-winner Ron Howard on a short film project [for FunnyorDie.com] and then working for days with the comedic genius director Dennis Dugan and his team of brilliant comedy visionaries at Happy Madison on Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life,” Montag said.
She said she loves “getting to truly show the world my creative ability … while playing … different characters.”
And look out, Academy members, because Heidi has apparently already written her first script! She must have realized all the success of Avatar, since she’s doing a 3D movie!
“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”
We wish we were joking, but sadly this is 100% from her mouth. She added, “I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!”
We’ll forever blame The Hills producers for hiring this woman.
[From Hollyscoop]
In other news about Heidi, In Touch reports that she’s predictably having problems in her marriage with fellow whackjob famewh*re Spencer Pratt. Heidi fired Spencer as her manager and replaced him with an intuitive psychic, who she then fired for allegedly trying to pick up her rival Audrina Patridge as a client. Anyway, they quote a source that says “Spencer has lost control of Heidi, and their marriage is falling apart. He’s even thinking about moving out and getting his own place.” Of course their marriage would fall apart once Spencer is no longer in control. That’s all it’s based on.
Heidi is shown filming the Hills on 3/17/10. Credit: WENN.com
Written by Celebitchy
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Yeah, Heidi, you keep telling yourself that.
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For the love of all that is good and pure *sigh*
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There are no words…she can’t be serious – right!? This is actually embarrassing! Perhaps she needs one more surgery – have her lips sewn shut!
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Whaaaat?!
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Poor Heidi she is the next Pam Anderson.
Just a used up blonde with too huge of implants to be useful as a actress, unless it is porn.
Especially if she does a all nude layout for Playboy. Heidi can forget ever being a legit actress if she does it.
But I guess in a couple of years she can be on E! Dr. 90102, having her implants removed for smaller ones, to kick start her acting career.
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Well . . . I don’t know what to say!!
I don’t know whether to feel sorry for this fool or laugh at her.
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As sad as this article is (3D boobs? Really??), I think she actually looks really, really pretty in the top picture! Probably because she looks a little more natural (besides the boobs) than usual.
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On another note, who in their right mind goes out dressed like that? I’m by no means prudish but please. Mickey Mouse battyriders…no thanks.
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I think it’s great that they thought they could keep this shit going with out LC. Now it has become a simmering STD fest on TV.
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Yeah, good luck with that. *eye roll*
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ok, this will be fun to watch.
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What you are guys talking about?
With the proper coaching she could totally be the next Jenna Jameson.
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Yes. In Porn.
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LOL … LOL … LOL … this is an early april fools right??? LOL .. LOL … LOL
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Damn!Those shorts are really really short. This woman screams for attention! I do believe she will end up doing porn. She does look pretty and not so plastic as before, it looks like her face is settling down.
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Triple D? When does a D become an E?
I find her less offensive when douchebag isn’t attached. Maybe she will become something, I mean something substantial, after he ditches what he can no longer control.
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freak show
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The one thing I actually smiled about was the Spencer was losing control. Loves it!
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Those aren’t shorts.
Those are freaking PANTIES.
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Please Celebitchy, use “its” and “it’s” correctly.
It’s = it is
its = belongs to someone/something
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Yeah, I’m sure CB had no idea what the difference is between it’s and its until she read your grammar lesson.
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I was watching Season 1 of The Hills the other day, before she got plastic surgery and before she met Spencer, and she was a fresh-faced, pretty girl who seemed to be fun and love life. He really contributed to her change for the worst. She is just really sad and pathetic now.
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I really don’t like her boobs now. They are too big and look too heavy (almost matronly) for the rest of her. Why anyone would pay (and endure dangerous surgery) for boobs so ridiculously huge is beyond me. NOT ATTRACTIVE!
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she looks like a scarier version of paris hilton in these pics.. poor heidi cant wait till she fades back into non existence!
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She looks so hideous now! her face looks like over ripped pumpkin! i agree with ali beebee she looked so fresh & pretty looking when she began on hills…She’s another fame whore!!! pure sigh!!!
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