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Dita Von Teese thinks she’s better than other strippers


If Dita Von Teese hadn’t married Marilyn Manson her career would never have taken off. I’d never heard of her before she married Manson.

She’s a stripper with fancy accessories. You can call it burlesque or any name you like, but she’s taking off her clothes to music. There’s nothing wrong with that, but she seems all snotty and self-satisfied as if she’s acting in art films rather than giving people a glimpse of her goods.

Dita stripped for Hugh Heffner’s 80th birthday party in Paris on 5/29. TMZ has a lousy video of her stripping that isn’t worth the wait. Listen to the crap she says about other strippers:

“There’s a lot of candy-coated non-burlesque burlesque going on in this city,’ said the vampy dancer, “I think somebody needs to remember that burlesque wasn’t just about a style or wearing fishnets and hot pants and dancing sexy, it was about the strip tease and the art of the strip tease.”

So, you’re saying that you gyrate better Dita? I mean, you’re good at your job and all but you’re a stripper. Get over yourself. If you weren’t Mrs. Marilyn Manson you wouldn’t be famous.

Dita and Marilyn aren’t going to last. She’s too full of herself.

Here’s a link to a high quality YouTube NSFW video of Dita stripping in New Orleans. (I would have included it here, but embedding is disabled for this video.)

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Arrogant, Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson, Vain

12 Responses to “Dita Von Teese thinks she’s better than other strippers”

  1. oh, she’s so full of herself.. it’s like a difference between a high class hooker and a girl walking the Sunset Blv. At the end of the night they’re both hookers. As you said, it’s a different choice of accessories and the fact that her boobs are not obscenely huge (which does not automatically spell “class”).

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  2. Smaller boobs don’t spell natural, either, as you pointed out after looking at those nude pictures of her! This is probably how she copes with the fact that she takes her clothes off for a living.

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  3. You people 1) obviously have no clue about burlesque 2) have no clue about Dita (she was quite famous long before hooking up with Marilyn) 3) sound like a bunch of up-tight prudes.

    There’s a HUGE difference between a stripper and a burlesque performer. Just like there’s a huge difference between baking a cake from a duncan hines box, and creating one from scratch- they’re both “cakes” but one is a pile and one isn’t.

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  4. Small boobs definitely dont make any difference to how classy a girl is. I have two words for you…. Paris Hilton.

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  5. Doc…she’s a stripper; get over it

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  6. i still dont know who she is..why should we care if this stripper has high self esteem

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  7. well if u havent heard of her its cause ur thick! if u dont like her then dont watch her take her clothes off and ur all just jealous because ur all probably fat, ugly and unsexy. no one tells u what to do, what to wear or who to marry, if anyone is stuck up ITS YOU, for thinking u hav the right to judge pple, famous or not. who the fuck do u think u r?

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  8. well if u havent heard of her its cause ur thick! if u dont like her then dont watch her take her clothes off and ur all just jealous because ur all probably fat, ugly and unsexy. no one tells u what to do, what to wear or who to marry, if anyone is stuck up ITS YOU, for thinking u hav the right to judge pple, famous or not. who the fuck do u think u r?

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  9. I worked as a stripper for over five years now and the opinions about Dita in this business are widely different. It’s safe to say that maybe half of the girls think Dita is hot and that she has nice costumes. Nobody really thinks she dances very well, because she doesnt,she cant even move her hips around in a circle.
    The rest of the girls totally hate her. She keeps spitting shit at us other working girls. Just because we dont have rockstar boyfriends and glittering props for tens of thousands of dollars she looks down on us, its obvious. I seriously doubt that she would even have the decency to greet me to me face if we were at the same venue. The rest of us girls cant afford such things, and maybe we’re not gorgeous enough to putt it off either.
    It’s just sad that she is a such a famous person and she put us all down in public. It doesnt feel very nice. We’re not jealous, it just feels sad that she doesnt like us very much. She did start out as a regular stripper,but she seems to have forgotten about that, I guess thats what fame does to people.

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  10. Is it just me, or is Dita getting a little old to be takin’ it all off? Look at those sharp collarbones, and the stretched too thin look of her face. Hang up your corsets, Dita.

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  11. There’s nothing wrong with being a stripper, I’ve done it. But there IS something wrong with being an over-powdered Nazi sympathizer who’s screwed your way to the top. It’s funny how she’s suddenly an authority on Fashion, or anything at all. She sounds so ordinary. Manson’s putting all his clout behind his little marionette, so we all just have to grin and bear it till her 15 mins. are up, in about 5 years, when no one cares anymore.

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  12. on tha sharen osbourne show dita clearly stated that she is no better than any stripper so stop making up lies. she was famouse before she met manson. its no secret that she had her breasts done so get off her case. dita is a beautiful woman with a nice body and a great rack so leave her the fuck alone

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