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Another day, another Lindsay Lohan drama. Actually, there was a lot of drama about Lindsay yesterday that I didn’t even get to for various reasons. First, let’s do today’s bullsh-t. First off, these are photos of Lindsay out partying in LA again last night, looking cracked out of her skull. Jesus, look at her eyes. She also fell again – let’s see if she blames a paparazzo for it again. Here’s a photo of that:
Ugh. No cacti were harmed in the photographing of this mess. Anyway, now TMZ is reporting that Lindsay is so broke she’s having problems paying her rent on time. But TMZ also says that after her landlord sent her a legal notice, she paid up, so whatever. If she was truly broke, she wouldn’t have had the $23,000 to pay up:
Lindsay Lohan is broke — so much so, she can’t even pay her rent on time, sources tell TMZ.
We’ve learned Lindsay was two months behind in rent and her landlord sent her a legal notice to pay or get out. Lindsay just paid her landlord $23,000 to become current.
What’s worse … Lindsay isn’t pulling in any income and her prospects for work are almost non-existent because of substance abuse issues … according to our sources.
In the few days since TMZ published the story that friends and professionals are deeply afraid for Lindsay, the situation has become even more dire. We’re told there is still a strong feeling — even resignation — that Lindsay will die soon if she doesn’t get help.
There is deep frustration among the remaining people in Lindsay’s world that her mom, Dina, is enabling her daughter by insisting Lindsay is fine.
As for how Lindsay could possibly be in compliance with her alcohol education program — all she’s required to do is go to the classes and refrain from driving. Drug and alcohol testing are not part of the drill.
[From TMZ]
Next Lohan story was some added drama from Wednesday and Thursday. So, Michael Lohan came out this week to talk about how Lindsay is going to die soon (something something cactus) and how people that are enabling her sh-t need to check themselves. Michael also noted that he would be back in town “in a week or two” to check up on Lindsay, because even though he thinks his daughter is in trouble, he won’t put a hard date on when he’s going to check in on her. So, of course, Lindsay wasn’t happy about that and she sent a series of pathetic crack tweets to and about her father:
Someone, which i’ve mentioned in the past, fell back into the person they used to be when they used to be verbally&psychically abused&hurt me….
it reminded me of when my father would verbally/literally HURT my mother, brothers, sister Aliana
now, as scary for me–>mind, body&sould- it’s been, why, i ask u? why me? i’ve worked so hard, and still work so hard in life-i try to do as
fmuch as i can to put my fathers lack of appreciation-towards his family, friends, co-workers, dhioner towards himself , his denituy….
@samantharonson did the hit feel good?
My father just sent me this as I was leaving my gym “I told you to stop Linds this is the last time… and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM.. U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you”
[From Lindsay’s deleted Twitter via Dlisted]
To which Michael responded to X17 (via Us Weekly): “What Lindsay is saying on Twitter is nothing more than nonsense,” he says. “As far as the ex father comment, maybe she’s divorcing me today, but she’ll remarry me once she gets her life back. I hope everyone can see that now she’s really crying out for help….Obviously she realizes that I’m serious about getting her into rehab. She’s beginning to panic because I’ve been contacting people around her, as well as attorneys of my own, to take measures to get her the help she needs.”
My thoughts? Michael did abuse his wife and family, and it probably did do a lot of damage to Lindsay when she was a kid. That being said, she’s an adult now, not a child. This whole “it’s my daddy’s fault and I’m just a milkaholic child, why me?” bullsh-t has got to end, because that’s what’s going to kill her. Her refusal to take responsibility for her own life and her own choices is what is ultimately enabling her.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan


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“something something cactus”…you SLAY me!
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Damn, girl looks rough!!
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Hmmm She falls down a lot.
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I feel so bad for her. It’s disturbing and extremely sad.
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“That being said, she’s an adult now, not a child. This whole “it’s my daddy’s fault and I’m just a milkaholic child, why me?” bullsh-t has got to end, because that’s what’s going to kill her. Her refusal to take responsibility for her own life and her own choices is what is ultimately enabling her. ”
^^ THIS.
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kaiser for president! comic genius.
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i’m 45 and i look better than this.
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You all said it- she looks sooooo ugly and old. She was really a cute girl before, it’s sad that she is throwing all her opportunities away. For what? A cool party? Sad. And her mom enabling her through denial is nearly criminal, if true ( maybe she is trying privately, but wants to downplay it publicly).
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holy crap…I just realized something…
is that Ali coming out behind her in the top picture? (the one in the butterfly shirt?)
NICE role model, big sis.
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Agree totally. Eventually we all have to “let go” of whatever befell us as children and teenagers or we just end up crippling ourselves.
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Not to lessen any of the importance and concern re Lindsay getting treatment if she is, indeed, seriously ill – OK? – but that “father” of hers is coming close to making ME want to get trashed 24/7. Man – what a clueless D!CK! He needs to stay out of the public eye FOREVER if he really wants to help his daughter.
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Is that Ali in the second pic? How has this child not been removed from her mother’s “care” by social services?
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Her crack tweets are starting to sound like Courtney Love’s. Now there’s a role model.
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I cannot believe i am actually going to say this, but what the hell kind of parents does she have to let her go down the tubes like this? She is self-destructing right before our very eyes. She needs to realize that the only reason the paps are in her face is to sell their pics and make some dough, it’s not ‘cuz girl’s all that anymore…it’s because she’s turning tragic and tragic sells…what a vicious circle…can’t anyone talk some sense into her? At least by appealing to her ego? Nah…you know how it goes…rock bottom calling…come in Lohan…
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OH MY GOD THAT TOP PICTURE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! That right there is paparazzi GOLD. He shot her right in the middle of “cool face”. Problem, officer? Hahahaha. Ahhhhh…no one on this site is going to get that, oh well.
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The documentary she did with BBC3 aired last night and as expected, things didn’t run smoothly during the making of it, according to the Guardian:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2010/apr/01/lindsay-lohan-child-trafficking?
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she’s gross, she’s a wreck, nothing new.
but, uh, is that sam worthington in the doorway in the first picture?? hmm
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*second picture
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Love how Ali is behind the sprawling Linds in the second pic. Way to set an example, big sis! Gawd, she looks awful in that first pic. I’ll be 40 this year, and people think I’m in my mid 20′s. She’s a hot mess, and soon she’s going to be a dead hot mess. Does neither parent care about this “child” they profess to love?
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She is a mess, but she is not her parents’ responsibility. If I was her parent there is nothing I would do for her. She’s been to rehab at least three times already and she’s only 23. Obviously she’s dedicated to her lifestyle. She will only clean up when she is ready, and nothing her parents could do will change that.
Although I admit it might be mildly entertaining to see her on “Celebrity Rehab.” Maybe they should do an intervention and get her on there, lol.
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Jesus H I’m about to stage an intervention for this girl. I used to be a fan, and it has been tough to watch her fall from grace. It’s very telling that she doesn’t even want help anymore. She must have no hope for herself.
GatsbyGal–Is that from Super Troopers?
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Did you see that she got stalked by the paps and even her own friends were in on it??? I think the only thing she has is celeb rehab left.
here’s the article about the pap/friend fiasco:
http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/04/lindsay-lohan-set-up.html
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Holy moly! She looks like Boy George in the 2nd pic! CB needs to let Kaiser say “crack tweet” again! Makes more sense to me than “rage tweet”…anyway, funny article as always!
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What in Twitter-twatter-tweakin’ hell is “dhoiner” and “denituy?”
Seriously. Are they supposed to be “dishonor” and “dignity,” or am I projecting because I don’t think she or her father were ever taught the meaning of these words?
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Recently a 25yr old mother of two died in Singapore and her drug use was mild to Lohan’s, who is a chain smoking asthmatic pill popping drug user and a anorexic alcoholic whose diet is a disgrace to a living being is still alive.
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Girl, get yourself together.
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@ city: I’m 49 and even looking better than that. Compared, I’m a beauty. And no, it’s not my imagination, in this case is’s pretty easy to achieve
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I don’t think that’s Ali – she’s not that cute.
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“Divorcing daddy?” Nasty.
I have no doubt that Michael and Dina earned a major fail as parents, but the “poor me” routine is wearing so god damn thin.
Her Narcissism would be easier to stomach if she was still a teenager. Obnoxious, yes – but somewhat understandable. The Entitlement as a young adult is alienating, and the stupid trollup only has herself to blame.
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They should put that header picture on the little baggies of meth as an advisory or something. Jeez – frightening.
And what does that tweet “@samronson did the hit feel good” mean? what is that in reference to? Or is asking for logic from a crackie asking too much?
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Is she saying that Samantha hit her like her dad used to hit her mom?
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Ummmm a lot of drug addicts have really awful parents. The fact that her parents deny she has a problem or embarrass her, respectively, does not make me pity her.
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That black hair is hideous.
Kaiser, you da bomb!
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Jesus she’s looking old!
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