Pam Anderson sure knows how to pick ‘em. She married heavy metal douchebag Tommy Lee twice, then wed scrubby rap/rock star Kid Rock. That marriage clocked in at just three months and ended amid claims from Kid that Pam faked a miscarriage to get him to cancel his tour. Not long after the ink on that divorce dried, Pam married Rick Salomon, after claiming that she paid off a poker debt to him in sexual favors. That marriage lasted even less time than her marriage to kid. Now, the aging Playmate has decided that her marriage to Rick was such a mistake, a plain old divorce isn’t enough– she wants an annulment.

In documents filed yesterday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Anderson is seeking an annulment of her two month marriage to Salomon, based on fraud!

In addition, both parties are seeking to have a private judge hear the matter.

[From TMZ]

You can see the court document here. In it, Pam stipulates that both parties are not entitled to any property, assets or spousal support, and that the grounds of the annulment are based on fraud. Actually, if you look at the document, “Fraud” is one of the least offensive choices to get an annulment– there’s also “bigamous marriage,” “incestuous marriage,” “incurable insanity” and “force.”

Could it be that Rick is looking for alimony from his bride of two months? And why the hell does Pam have such horrible taste in men? If she were smart, she’d find herself a rich plastic surgeon and settle down. Dating and marrying rock stars and scumbags has taken a toll on her looks.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Anderson is shown visiting the Brigitte Bardot Foundation in Paris on February 14 as the new PETA spokesperson.