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Jun 2
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Nicole Kidman is frigid


Nicole Kidman is supposedly withholding sex from her fiance Keith Urban until he marries her on June 25th:

Nicole Kidman has put a sex ban on her fiance Keith Urban.

The ‘Cold Mountain’ actress has told the country singer they won’t have sex again until their wedding night - which is rumoured to be taking place in a few weeks time.

A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Going four weeks without sex will certainly increase the passion on their wedding night.”

Nicole reportedly got the sex ban idea from her friend Russell Crowe. The ‘Gladiator’ star went for months without sex before he married Danielle Spence in 2003.

Russell said: “I was determined there would be a lot of pent-up energy on the big night.”

Nicole is due to marry the country singer Urban in a chapel near Sydney on June 25.

This sounds made up, but it’s pretty funny and we’re prone to believe it. Kidman is Catholic and probably thinks that she can make up for lots of premarital sex by pretending it never happened for a little while.

While Urban’s publicist did confirm his engagement with Nicole right after she announced the news, he was reportedly pissed off when she made it public and doesn’t feel ready to get married. It also seems as if Nicole and Keith have had problems in their relationship, with some reports saying that Keith wanted time off a little over a month ago. There’s also a rumor that he’s drinking a lot and sleeping around.

Withholding sex from a guy is a dangerous way to pique his interest in you, and Nicole is probably trying to hold out for a while in the hope that Keith will realize what he’s missing. This reminds me of an Eddie Murphy sketch where he compares lack of sex causing you to go crazy for a woman to being really hungry and thinking crackers are delicious. It might work for Nicole, but if Keith is getting his kicks elsewhere this strategy will backfire.

In related news, Bette Midler has denied that she’s been asked to sing at the Kidman-Urban wedding.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Sex, Weddings

2 Responses to “Nicole Kidman is frigid”

  1. I dislike the idea of withholding sex like that. As you say, it could really backfire–and it just creates such a weird sexual dynamic. In a healthy, equal relationship, sex is not supposed to be a weapon, IMO.

  2. withholding sex is stupid and immature but could work short term on one condition: the guy has no OTHER sources of sex available. In their situation it’s like giving him a carte blanche for romps on the tour bus. Not very clever, imo.

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