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Earlier, I was looking at these photos of Lindsay Lohan at a private party for Nylon Mag, and I was shocked at how okay she looks. Okay for Lindsay, that is. Obviously, the hair is f-cked (red roots!) and the outfit is jacked, but she looks vaguely sober. But you seriously never know with this girl. Anyway, I saw the Lohan photos before I realized what event this was – and who else came. As it turns out, Mischa Barton was the cracked-out mess of the party! You know she was f-cked up when she chose this outfit:
The white sandals are killing me. Mischa and Chloe Sevigny need a shoe intervention. Louboutins, stat! Oh, but it gets worse… check out the close-up of Mischa:
YIKES.
And finally, everyone’s favorite mother-tattler Eli Roth was there too. Eli’s heroin-soaked girlfriend Peaches Geldof didn’t make the party though – which is weird, because she actually works for Nylon. She writes a column for the magazine. I guess she sent her boyfriend in her place. What was she doing that was so important she would send her boyfriend to a work function? Oh right.
Damn, he’s cute. I wish he wasn’t such an epic douche.
In case you thought Lohan got off easy, don’t worry. After she made her sober-ish appearance at the party for Nylon, she continued to club-hop into the night:
That’s our crackhead!
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Eli Roth, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton
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No one out-cracks the Blohan!!!
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eli roth–don’t see his attractiveness. maybe it’s because he’s a douchebag.
mischa barton – another yawn.
LL — is officially boring. BORING. All she ever does is party and look wasted. YAWN.
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Not for nothing, but in that first photo of Mischa she is looking a helluva lot better than she has in a while!
…then I scrolled down to the close up and Scooby says Ruh Roh…her face has the tell tale signs that she appears to be using again. Her eyes are sunken and the cheeckbones are sharp and her face is gaunt.
Oh, damn it to hell Eli that Peaches is just sucking the hot right out of you!
Take a Silkwood shower and get away from her Stat!
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Soon as I read that headline I started laughing. Jeebus, she’s looking old!
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Kaiser, I was waiting for the punchline after reading your headline.
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LiLo,
YOU LOOK LIKE HAMMERED SH*T, GO TO REHAB!
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I love the headline. but I was hoping for something more scandalous lol.
i will agree tho Kaiser. LiLo looks fairly decent for her. I think it’s the hair color. her natural color always makes her appear healthier.
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Haha, that’s funny – right when I was scrolling over the Eli Roth pic I go “Oh, damn, he’s actually pretty cute” and then I saw your comment right underneath. lol
And I like to think of lindsay hopping like a bunny into the night when I think of her “club-hopping” into the night. Too bad that requires too much of that pesky balance.
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Lilo has def had some facial surgery to counteract the awful effects of drug use.
She looks remarkably plastic oddness in the first photo.
Poor Mischa, looks like she’s heading down the Lindsay route of ‘lets b*gger my looks and waste my life due to excessive drug use’
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That second pic of Mischa – I know it’s just a badly-timed picture but it looks so much like she’s got no lower facial control – slack jawed and tongue about to come a-rollin’ out. Scooby says floss, Mischa, or at least stop injecting straight into your gums.
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Yeah, i’ll give you that, Eli Roth IS cute, when you take away all the reality…seriously, yum.
Also, that last pic, the guy with Slo-han, i LOVE his t-shirt! Where can i get one?
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Shocking. Those two girls look like washed-out junks.
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All three of these people look like they need a shower and then an intervention!!! YIKES!!!
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I believe the only reason she looked “ok” (not as bad as usual) was because she had a fresh hit of coke. As it wore off in the eve and the alcohol took over, you have the latter shots. Look at the eyes in the 1st photo….dead give away.
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I was thinking that Lindsay looked okay in that first picture, simply cause she had actually washed her face before applying her next layer of makeup.
If there is one consistent thing with Lindsay is her hands are always filthy. And her face looks like she never washes it with soap, ever.
This is the first time in months her face looks smooth and no cakey left over makeup.
And she used to be so cute and rosy looking. She had legit talent and headed on to positive things. What the h*ll happen?!?
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I can still swoon over Eli, I just have to turn my brain off. I’m only allowed to do that for 5 minutes a day. Also, dolphin-teeth Pitches was at the nylon event.
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Lindsay, Mischa, and Eli walk into a club…guess which one of the three can afford to buy themselves a drink?
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peaches was at the shindig, there are pictures of her on Nylon’s website!
http://www.nylonmag.com/index.php?section=album&albid=414
just thought i’d clarify that!
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whew Eli Roth legit looks like a serial killer.
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So sad what happened to Eli and his reputation since Peaches.
I thought the punchline of the joke had something to do with who earned the most respect when they walked in or who was able to find out who was holding first.
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wow when Eli is the only legitamate celebrity out of the bunch makes you think how gutter trash the other two are
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@girl: Yes it is sad about Eli. He made a stupid, rash, misguided decision that’s cost him the respect of a lot of his fans and peers.
I’m waiting for a quiet break-up announcement about him and Peaches within a few weeks. *Fingers crossed*
Although I was disappointed with what he did, I’ve still got some love for him though.
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ahhhaaa i have that american apparel striped leotard lilo’s wearing. she must be losing money.
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im usually all over kaiser for having sh*t for taste in fashion, but holy hell those white shoes are a f*cking crime.
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Roth is fug!
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I love the satiny middle part of the outfit. Nifty.
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Sensi-Loved your comment. How true, how true. Laughed Out Loud!
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Lindsay would still be gorgeous if she stopped putting shit in her lips, quit fucking with her hair & wasn’t wasted in every picture. There’s hope.. i think, kind of. :/
Totally shallow comment I know but trust me, I do hope she gets better & happy above all of that.
Also: Kaiser, are you the same one who likes Gerard buttler? EWS, What the hell lady?! Mmm Sleazy/Smelly/Mouth breathing/dick cheese droolers
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Dear god, please stop reporting about these talentless hags, just let me know when they are dead!
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CokeStrils!!!!
dang look how big those nostrils are on Mischa and Linds!!!
wow!!!
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