Thanks to the PopBitch e-mail newsletter for pointing this out. An easy nickname for Shiloh Pitt is Pile ‘O Shit!
The poor girl is named after the place she was conceived and has a name that’s not only weird, but quite easily mocked.
Brad and Angelina may not have anticipated the hysterical Spoonerism of their baby’s name, but they did prepare for her blogging future. They’re not taking any chances and had their lawyers snatch up most variations of the Shiloh Pitt domain name on Saturday when the baby was born.
PopBitch also states that Angelina and Brad’s thugs are so unrelentless that they followed a journalist home and totally harrassed her. They also say that a female journalist got the scoop on Angelina’s birth by sleeping with one of the male doctors at Swakopmund Cottage Hospital:
house, following her everywhere, so she went to the police. On her return to her house the
man knocked on her door, introducing himself with the chilling phrase, “I am not a psychopath or a killer, but…”, before telling the stringer that he’d been hired to scare her: give her “a taste of her own medicine”. What’s even more galling is that the journalist was entirely innocent of being the leak. That award goes to an
enterprising American female reporter who managed to check into the Cottage Medi- Clinic in Swakopmund, and shagged one of the doctors in order to get the scoop.
I do like Angelina and Brad, and I think they meant well by holing up in Namibia, but their staff is out of control and it makes them look like clueless squatters. It’s also a sad commentary on the state of the gossip media when a “journalist” trades sex for a story. (If you send stories I’ll give you a shout out at least. Just send me tips at info@celebitchy dot com.)
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