Oh, Peaches. Poor, poor Peaches. She’s the UK’s answer to Lindsay Lohan, kind of. From what I gather, she’s a rather cracked-out, scandal-prone girl who makes headlines more for her partying ways, her boyfriends, and her shenanigans. But unlike Lindsay, Peaches has/had a few things going for her – like, a paying modeling gig for Ultimo underwear (except she got fired), and a gig writing a column for Nylon Mag. Peaches also has an unfortunate one night stand with a dude named Ben, who went online and told the story of their sketchy, heroin-fueled hookup last fall. Oh, and Peaches also has a boyfriend who is much too good for her – one Eli Roth, who will defend his lady’s honor even if it means sending nasty letters to Peaches’ one night stand’s mommy. Meanwhile, Lindsay has some lint, and a funky hat with some busted off weave pieces. And yet, Lindsay and Peaches both find themselves in the same predicament – people around them (including their fathers) are encouraging them publicly and privately to go to rehab. And the answer from both of these ladies is a resounding “Nah, bitches.”

Bob Geldof has reportedly urged his daughter Peaches to go to rehab.

Last month, Peaches was forced to deny claims that she had taken heroin after a man she allegedly slept with posted nude photographs of her online.

However, the Daily Star claims that Bob Geldof believes his daughter is at risk of having an overdose like her mother Paula Yates, who died in 2000.

“Bob was livid,” a source said. “Especially after what happened to her mom. But Peaches was really tearful. She kept apologizing and told him her drink and drugs days are over. She claims she’s clean now and there’s no need to go to rehab.”

The insider also said that Peaches accepts why she was fired from underwear brand Miss Ultimo.

“She claims she’s ‘clean as a whistle’ now and that she’s got good friends in LA who’ll keep her on the straight and narrow,” the source continued. “We hope she’s right, but she’s still going out most nights and she’s certainly not leading a quiet life.”

Meanwhile, family friend Gerry Agar revealed that Bob Geldof is supporting Peaches, adding: “He knows he’s fighting a losing battle but he’s scared that pushing her too hard will mean he loses her for good. That’s the last thing he wants to happen. He’s going to have to grin and bear it while she learns from her mistakes.”

Friends of Yates recently expressed concern about Peaches’ behaviour.

[From Digitial Spy]

I think we Americans are fooled by the accent. We hear Peaches speak and we think she’s smarter than she actually is. Just remember – Lindsay can do an English accent too, and look where that got her. Oh, and Britney Spears did an English accent too, when she was going crazy! Perhaps the accent is the harbinger of doom? Nah, bitches.

But let’s get serious – does Peaches need to go to rehab? If the heroin-soaked one night stand story is true, and it’s any indication of how she’s currently behaving, then yes, she should. But if it was just a random one night stand that didn’t involve heroin (or Xenu), and Peaches really is drug-free with her steady boyfriend Eli Roth, then I don’t really see why rehab would help her. Eh. I barely care, honestly.

Photos courtesy of Gawker, some are NSFW.