Brandon Davis denies calling Mischa Barton a “fat hefer”

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Last Wednesday, Nylon Magazine held a party for something or whatever. Among the attendees for this party were Lindsay Lohan, Eli Roth, Brandon Davis and Mischa Barton. Mischa and Brandon are exes, and although they weren‘t photographed together, by most accounts, they did see each other at the party. Later that night, Brandon‘s Twitter account was updated with this message: “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus sized models. Not! Mischa the Hefer”. We reported this little incident on Friday, and many of us were enraged and firmly on Team Mischa.

Now Brandon is trying to eat sh-t. In Touch Weekly is running an “exclusive” statement from him that doesn’t really make any sense. Here you go:

Mischa Barton was said to be devastated after hearing about a recent Twitter post from ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis that made cruel comments about her weight. But now, Brandon tells In Touch exclusively that not only did he not make the taunts, he doesn’t even have a Twitter account!

“I would never say anything nasty about Mischa, especially about her weight,” the oil heir tells In Touch. “I am pissed that someone stole my identity and started Twittering things.”

Even his friend Michele Gargani knows he doesn’t do the whole Internet thing: “He has no clue what Twitter is, so it is obviously a fake account.”

One insider reports that Mischa has been offered $100,000 to publicly lose weight with Jenny Craig, although the company denies that claim. Besides, says the insider, “Mischa’s not that fat and is working out with a trainer to get her body back to what it was before.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

So is he saying that he doesn’t even have a Twitter account? Because he does. So that’s a lie. Or maybe he’s saying he has a Twitter account but doesn’t know how to operate it? Because obviously he does, he took down the insulting tweets and there are new tweets from him on the account now. See:

douche-supreme

[From Brandon’s Twitter feed]

So he has a Twitter account, he knows how to update it, and he’s apologized via tweets. Now, did someone (Rick Soloman, the dude who boned Paris Hilton in that sex tape) post the stuff about Mischa? Could be. But I still think it was Brandon who did it. I mean, it’s not like this guy is some kind of gentleman and we can just take at his word. He’s a disgusting pig who likely badmouths his exes all the time. What else does he have to do all day, seriously?

Oh, and regarding the whole “Mischa is getting offers from Jenny Craig” thing? Give me a f-cking break, Jenny Craig. Mischa has put on like 15 pounds, and she’s now about a size six. She doesn’t need to diet! She needs to stop doing drugs and get a real job.

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  1. Spooge says:

    What an ass. …and he’s a greasy slimeball

  2. bite me says:

    Mischa needs to learn how to dress for her body type

  3. MeMyself says:

    I always think of Elvis when I see a pic of him.

  4. Kiki says:

    I don’t know why, but I have always felt attracted to this guy, I know he is a douche… Feel bad for myself 🙁

  5. Jillian says:

    Kiki, I feel the same way. He is yummy.

  6. snowball says:

    Whatever he looks like on the outside (and only if you give him a shower and wash the slime off his face), he’s a rotting soul on the inside.

    Lohan-ized, only meaner. He seems to enjoy hurting people just for the fun of it.

  7. lucy2 says:

    That is one ugly dude, inside and out. Gross.
    Agree that Mischa doesn’t need Jenny Craig, she needs to quit drinking or drugging or whatever she’s doing, get her act together, and try to work on her career. And find better taste in men.

  8. Cat says:

    Poor kid! When you’ve been that skinny, it must be near impossible to regain that figure. She shouldn’t be so hard on herself.

  9. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Yeah, man. It was totally a setup, man. We all know that Brandon Davis has been embroiled in a long-standing rivalry with Grammaticus, patron saint of gerunds and fine spelling. Well, Grammaticus, I’m here to tell you that your rein of sabotaged paragraphs is coming to an end.

    I don’t need hard evidence, I know what you did to your poor little nephews, Prefix and Suffix, I’ve seen you rent innocent words in twain, just for the pleasure of tossing them back together with Godless impudence to form an unholy portmanteau or compound word. And what you do with auxiliary verbs would make Tiberius blush, you maniac! Now I see that you’re into crimes against vowels? This will NOT stand!

    And once I’ve got you, I will put a pain on you that will documented as ‘legendary’ throughout the cosmos and into the next fiscal quarter. Know this: you’ll never comma splice or sentence fragment for the purposes of ruthless libel again.

    Grammaticus, you make me [sic]!

  10. Tia C says:

    @ MeMyself: I was thinking the same thing! If he was an actor, he could play Elvis in a movie.

    Why is he always so shiny? He must have a gland disorder of some kind.

    Oh, and you know he did it.

  11. grisgris says:

    We all know that he speaks poorly about his exes. He banged Lohan and then mocked her on camera screaming she was a firecrotch.

  12. suz says:

    Can we get a picture of him right before he went to rehab that time and was himself quite rotund?

  13. Huma says:

    Totally agree re: Mischa. She’s put on 15-20 pounds, a lot of it probably beer bloat. She’s pear-shaped, but she was willowy and lanky as Marissa. If she puts her mind to it, it probably won’t be hard to shed those extra pounds. There is NO NEED to even think about Jenny Craig. Ugh.

    Way to go, world, making me feel sorry for Mischa Barton. MEGA FAIL.

  14. M says:

    I just read the first few comments people are seriously attracted to this greasy bear?

  15. snapdragon says:

    hey brandon – liza minelli called and she wants her hat back.

  16. Kiki says:

    I think he is very handsome. I’ve liked him for ages 🙁

  17. Kim says:

    Well Im glad to hear he didnt say any of this, I dont have much respect for him based on past things he has said but maybe he is maturing an Im happy he didnt stoop that low.

  18. Kim says:

    The shine is called to much cocaine.

  19. Ruffian9 says:

    Ew ew ew ew

  20. yungster says:

    gross!

  21. yseult says:

    Um, “hefer” is actually spelled, heifer. With an ‘i’.

  22. gg says:

    Fat Elvis!

  23. alexandra says:

    Has anyone seen his brother? He was at the matchmaker show and they sent him to a spa. In order to shower him, and to cut his disgusting toe nails, because he was so smelly. Another greasy nasty guy. What do they feed them? …Oil? No kidding

  24. Iri says:

    I kind of believe he didn’t tweet about Mischa. I mean, he’s said horrible things before and didn’t give a f*** and never apologized. Case in point, calling Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch, saying she probably has freckles coming out of her [area], and she only makes a few million per movie, etc.

  25. Emily says:

    @yseult, that’s the way he spelt it in his original posts. Not only is he a sleazy greaseball, but he’s a moron too. Colour me surprised.

  26. Delicious says:

    oil heir/oil hair…to bad he’s good looking. a terribly greasy douche, but good looking none the less.

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