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I haven’t looked at photos of Lindsay Lohan in a few days, and I’m struck by how drastically different she looks from day to day. Especially in day to night situations – I’m just realizing that I’ve only been seen photos of Lindsay at night for the past few months. Now that I’m looking at her in daylight – she looks like a vampire, doesn’t she? All pale and squinty. She’s puffy too – like she’s been on a month-long (years-long) bender. Anyway, these are photos of Lindsay from yesterday, as she shopped at boutique Switch, picking up some more clothes and jewelry to hoard. She looks like she doesn’t have a care in the world, right? Not so much. This shopping excursion was what Lindsay did instead of appearing for a scheduled deposition in that lawsuit about her holding those dudes hostage in 2007. Bailing on your deposition to by more sh-t to be a cracked-out hoarder? Priceless:
Lindsay Lohan has bailed on a deposition in the court case in which she’s being sued for allegedly holding three men hostage in an SUV. Never a good idea. The train wreck being sued over the 2007 incident -in which she allegedly hijacked an SUV – with three men and a baggie of cocaine inside. Also not good.
According to witnesses, she allegedly took the wheel and chased another car from Malibu to Santa Monica … where she was ultimately arrested for DUI.
This morning, Lindsay showed up to a lawyer’s office in an SUV, as a passenger with no coke (probably) this time, but there was a scheduling conflict.
Lawyers for the three men (and the lawyer for one of the women in the car) wanted to grill Lindsay all day, but Lindsay said she only had a few hours.
What conflict could Lindsay Lohan have? She has no job whatsoever!
So, after showing up an hour and a half late, Linds bailed without even getting out of the SUV. The plaintiffs’ lawyers apparently told her if she wouldn’t show up for her deposition for the full day … she shouldn’t bother at all.
No word on when or if the meeting was rescheduled, whether Lohan was drunk at the time (not a bad assumption by any means) or whether she will be in a 5150 hold the next time the plaintiffs attempt to depose her.
[From The Hollywood Gossip]
At this point, it might be too much to hope for Lindsay actually paying some kind of penalty for being such a spastic mess. Who goes shopping when you’re supposed to be deposed? With the paparazzi taking photos of your dumb ass the whole time? It’s not like you can go in and be like, “Oh, I was sick, I didn’t feel well, that’s why I didn’t show up.” No, Lindsay’s excuse will be, “See, I’m a cracked-out hoarder, and I had to buy some more sh-t I won’t wear, just because. And I was hungover and I’m a vampire. And a milkaholic. And a child.”
Lindsay and Ali shopping in LA on April 14, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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She is turning in to Britney! That second pic could be her twin.
Is Lindsay on medication?
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Whoa. Is that really her? Just whoa.
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puffy = heroin use.
I’ve seen it too many times, especially when people stop and get themselves to a methadone clinic,, but that bloat that comes….
I’m willing to put my money on this..
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Next she’ll say it’s the paparazzi’s fault, or her lawyer’s fault, or someone else’s fault. Never hers.
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Hmm, puffy jawline, skinny arms. Classic signs of kidney damage, usually due to alcoholism.
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Will someone (Hello Lohan family!) PLEASE get that girl some HELP!!???!!!! This is so sad!
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i honestly don’t care anymore what happens to her. i’m tired of her getting special treatment from the courts, cops and everyone.
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Am I the only one who is WAY past feeling sympathy for this self-entitled pathetic girl?? And also, HOW DOES SHE GET AWAY WITH THIS?!?!?! She should be arrested for bailing on a court-ordered deposition to go fricking shopping. No non-celebrity would ever get away with this.
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So what is it? She’s puffy because she is doing heroin or because she is an alcoholic? I wouldn’t be surprised if she is on prescription drugs, that seems to be the trend among celebrities.
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She looks like her house is held upright by cinderblocks.
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Her mom obviously doesn’t give a crap about her or Lindsay would be getting help right now. Not looking like eh that.
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I wouldn’t say heroin… normally I would say it’s a booze/coke combo but she isn’t acting like she’s on coke. Her eyes are always have shut in the night pictures… maybe she’s taking oxy along with the drinking? Either way, it’s shocking to see her going all Mischa Barton. I thought she was too vain for that.
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Every day that I see a picture of her I’m amazed she’s still standing. That girl’s body can take a licking.
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Annaloo – I agree with the heroin, have been thinking for a while that she has been messing with that evil drug
This is just a hollywood tragedy, just wondering if Ali is going down the same route, or if Dina thinks Ali can take care of Lindsay….(F’ing joke!)
Also I agree that she should be penalised for not showing up and going shopping instead – no wonder she thinks she is better than the law and everyone as the law allows her too behave like this w/o consequence
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Her sister looks as though she is in her late 30′s or early 40′s……….Lilo has “coke” bloat really bad. It is all so pathetic and the papz continue taking her pic and the blogs continue to buy it.
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They should throw her butt in jail… A forced rehab program.
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Dude, what about Ali? That’s a pack of cigs on the armrest. Damnit Lohans! SAVE ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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say something nice, say something nice…hmm i like her watch
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I first thought that was Melissa Joan Hart.
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That picture of Ali is funny. She looks like she’s totally over Lindsay’s shit too.
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I think Ali just has one of those older faces. Some kids just have them.
Who knows, maybe because I am in a good mood, but should I dare say, Lohan is possibly sober? Would that explain the fuller face?
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No Just a Poster, that’s coke bloat.
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Lindsay has been an adult for a long time, and there is nothing her parents can do about her. Lindsay is in charge; not her parents. It is very hard to get a conservatorship, so they can only wait, though her father will want to be in charge and think he is as good as Britney’s dad.
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Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
This is what I think of every time someone comments that someone (usually they say her parents) should step in and help Lindsay. The thing is, addiction isn’t like a broken leg; you cannot fix someone else. Every single person in LA could offer her support or therapy or rehab or whatever, but as long as she doesn’t WANT to change, none of it will work.
Lindsay is an adult. She is this way because she wants to be, or at least she doesn’t want to change. Stop feeling sorry for the lightbulb.
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Every time I see stories like this, I just want awful things to happen to her so she will FINALLY hit rock bottom and get better.
And then I feel like a horrible person.
And then I remember that she is just another entitled polished turd walking around.
And then I go eat cookies.
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She’s pathetic. Shopping for more sh*t when she could just take herself to the nearest salon and have them fix those damn roots of hers. That is looking really bad.
I’m sure it’s pills and alcohol…and lack of sleep and nutrition. It’s a whole bunch of things.
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Princess Pea, I don’t feel necessarily sorry for the lightbulb, just sad for it.
As dorky as it is, I loved her in The Parent Trap. It wasn’t *her*, it was a part, I know, but it’s sad to see what she is now.
I don’t even believe Whitney Houston is going to get permanently off whatever it is she’s on, I have zero hope Lindsay is going to ever clean up. I hardly see her as a “polished turd walking around,” she’s a messed up druggie with too much money who had too many people around her that let her do what she wanted and she never had enough internal give-a-shit to tell herself to stop.
There’s no cleaning it up, she’s on death watch, not rehab watch, and I’m someone who’s actually always been on team LiLo.
Now I just hope Ali gets the hell away from her. She’s not exactly picking up any good habits.
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OMG, what is wrong with her face?
To others who’ve posted coke bloat, alcohol-related kidney damage, and heroine – is that for real? Does that really happen? I don’t know many current drug addicts, and those I knew back in the day did crystal-meth, so I don’t know about these “designer drugs” (not including alcohol, of course).
@ Crash2GO2 -
Like I’ve said, the constitution of a horse and the tolerance of all 4 of the Rolling Stones – and maybe Aerosmith, too.
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@ Huma: Have one for me!
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Seeing her pictures makes me sad for her. She needs help. She probably doesn’t want help and that makes it all the harder. I really hope Ali doesn’t go down the same broken path….
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rooooooooooooooooooots
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i have no sympathy for this bloated twit. if one of us did half the shit this no-talent skank does we’d be in jail, not out shopping. she needs to just go away.
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Dear god does she look bad!
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@bellaluna: I can only comment on coke bloat, but it is for real. Usually happens in the face but for some people in the stomach as well. Back in the day I used to use it quit a bit until I saw a picture of myself looking a few months pregnant with chipmunk cheeks. Was a good motivator to stop.
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@PrincessPea and @Huma
OK OK you’re right. Im just disturbed by watching the downfall of this girl. I have to admit when Corey Haim died, I was surprised it wasnt her. I realize that she is doing this to herself. I will go eat cookies now too!
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How did she escape significant jail time for that incident? She could have killed somebody.
It’s ridiculous how much shit she’s gotten away with and hasn’t suffered real consequences for her actions. And it’s always somebody else fault.
“Those aren’t my pants”.
“The black kid did it”.
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Ugh, can we throw her ass in jail now, PLEASE?
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Wow. Even I’m surprised by this one. She looks terrible.
But, on the other hand it pisses me off that she blows off court dates to go shopping–is photographed doing it and NOTHING happens to her. Everyone else would be cooling it with a giant fine, jail or whatever else the law says is supposed to happen. No ifs, ands, or buts.
Two courts of law: one for the rich and the famous, one for everyone else.
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i find it quite pathetic,she’sallowed/encouraged to self destruct,in such a public manner.however,she is on a sort of probatiotion,if the LE wished to do something about it,undoubtedly they’d have the option.in regard to her sister,i’ve always thought her to be a true beauty.she doesn’t look 40,nor 30.
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While I feel bad for anyone so obviously in need of an intervention and rehab, I know someone who grew up with her in New Jersey, and they said that everyone hated her, because she was truly like the Mean Girls, and just truly one of the most stuck up b**ches ever. She has always had an air of superiority and narcissism, and while I feel sorry for her because of her need for help and her crazy-ass family, I do not believe there is much human decency in her-I think anyone who tries to help her would be used and abused, then tossed to the curb when she was done.
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Whoa, hopefully too many people don’t call her puffy. I predict emaciation in the future.
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look at those dialated pupils in the 2nd pic! UP FOR DAYS!
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wow.. she hasn’t ever looked this bad.. even when she passed out in the car. She doesn’t even care about how she looks anymore. Doesn’t even look like she brushed her hair, let alone take a shower before she went out. You can tell sister has just about had it by the look on her face. So sad..
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I read on some website yesterday (I’m sorry, I forget where) that her lawyer advised her not to attend that deposition. So whatever she does instead doesn’t really matter. It’s just a classic stall tactic on her lawyer’s part, and hopefully she will have to be deposed about that incident at some point in the future. She absolutely should have to answer for her BS behavior. It’s crazy that that incident happened 3 years ago and she still hasn’t had to answer for it.
And yeah, she looks really awful.
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Poor darling. If she were a “nobody” they could call A&E’s Intervention., but since she’s famous, she floats along doing permanent damage to herself. I, too, hope she non-fatally hits rock bottom and finally gets into the system and finds the support of people who *actually* care about her well-being.
And Ali is just a frickin’ mess– nose and boob job before the age of 15, completely talentless, palling around with her drugged-out sister. Not a bright future there, either.
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Why is she wearing a watch? that is all.
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She planned on showing up for a deposition wearing that?
@JuiceinLA: hahahha
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@ princess pea,
apt analogy, and you’re kinda funny too.
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See the American Spirit cigarettes by the younger one?
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How come no one is talking about her roots?!?!
Dear God, that looks AWFUL. I swear, light roots and dark ends looks way worse than a bleach blonde who’s missed a few sessions. I dye darker than my natural shade and I’m vigilant about that crap – and I’m not a celebrity!
She’s making Brit-Brit look like Jennifer Aniston hair-wise.
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Good heavens. She either looks dried out and emaciated, or in this case puffy faced. I hate saying this, but I’d be astonished if she lives to 30.
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LOL HUMA!! I never comment but I had to, you are a comedic mastermind!!!
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when Ali can be referred to as the better looking Lohan sister, then you know somethin’ has gone wrong.
Cheers.
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That my friends – is classic Oxy bloat.
The puffy face, the waxy skin, the pinhole pupils, the constant itching. . .
Girl is sniffing some pretty nasty pills. Synthetic heroin. White collar black tar. And washing it down with straight liquor, by the looks of it.
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Based on what I saw when I used to run in a drug crowd I’m saying painkillers up the fackin yin yang.
If it were coke I think she’d look more put together. The fact that she seems to utterly lazy to do anything about her hair etc. says painkillers painkillers painkillers. I never saw anyone bloat like that when they were using the bad shit (Heroin).
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Looks like organ failure might be starting up. If a crack and/or booze overdose doesn’t kill her quickly, failing kidneys and liver will do it slowly, but just as effectively. What a waste.
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i had forgotten exactly what happened the night she allegedly kidnapped them, so i googled and this came up: http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/27/lindsay-i-wasnt-driving-the-black-kid-was/
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MWAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA
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I can no longer muster up any care. She passed sympathy a long time ago.
Now at least save Ali and her little brother.
Nothing can be done for her if she is unwilling and girl is unwilling. So go ahead and get used to tip of the iceberg for a bit then watch it melt away like her.
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OMG it’s Rosie v2.0!
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The only way this girl is going to live (to reach 25 or 30) is if she is forced into jail and therefore FORCED to detox. Which would not be pretty but she just may survive. Otherwise, she doesn’t want to change and will die.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ali+lohan
OMG
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I know I’m super late. I just got my wisdom teeth out… Apparently I’m swollen and STILL not as puffy as Puff the Magic Dragon here.
Observation #2: AlleyCat ditch the cheap blackberry. It’s not winning you any friends.
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some kind of organ destruction/failure going on there…..
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