Us Weekly gathered a team of the best plastic surgeons in the business to go on the record about how awful Heidi Montag‘s fake boobs are. Except not really, these are just the doctors who would go on the record without actually treating Heidi, and it’s not like they’re saying anything that anyone with the power of sight wouldn’t have noticed. Basically, the gist is “Doctor Obvious says Heidi is going to have major health problems for years to come. Oh, and her boobs are going to sag down to her ankles, and her back is going to hurt too.” Shocking! Here’s more:
Heidi Montag — who famously underwent a staggering 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day (a breast enlargement, among them) — unveiled her post-surgery bikini bod last weekend in Las Vegas.
Though the 23-year-old Hills star — whose breasts are now a size “E” or “F” and legally cannot undergo any more surgery — was all smiles as she showed off her new assets, several plastic surgeons tell UsMagazine.com she faces a slew of post-surgery woes.
“The excessive weight of the implants in these extreme augmentations almost always leads to chronic lower back pain and significant drooping of the breasts,” says New Jersey-based Dr. Lyle M. Back. “Often, the entire balance of the spine can be thrown off, resulting in chronic neck strain, painful shoulders and even a stooping posture.”
San Francisco plastic surgeon Dr. Joel Beck thinks she also may have trouble breastfeeding. “If the breasts are too big, the baby can’t latch on to get a mother’s milk,” he says.
As Montag ages, he adds, “the implants will thin the [skin] tissues and require a breast lift.”
The implants are so oversized, they could even “erode through the skin and be exposed, mandating [their] removal,” adds Dr. Beck.
But her second nose job could have “the most potential consequences,” warns Dr. Mark Berman, president of the American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery. He tells Us that Montag may lose the ability to breathe through her nose if her nostrils have been “narrowed too much.”
(Her only major non-threatening surgery? Her back scooping — which, according to Dr. Berman, refers to “liposuction around the hips and flanks to narrow the waist.” “Since only fat would be removed, other than the general discomfort from the initial healing phase … she should be able to do any physical activity she could previously do,” Dr. Berman says. [Montag has been photographed doing yoga, but she has said she can’t jog anymore because she’ll injure her new breasts.])
Not only does she face physical ramifications – but psychological ones as well.
“There’s a lot of pressure to look a certain way in Hollywood,” admits Dr. Larry Fan, a Harvard-trained leader in aesthetic plastic surgery. “It’s just not emotionally healthy to want to change so many things about your appearance at all once. I am most concerned about Heidi’s emotional health and sense of body image.”
[From Us Weekly]
As someone with natural DD-cup boobs, let just say that they really are more trouble then they’re worth. I can barely bend over without knocking myself out. No – not really. But my back and shoulders do hurt sometimes, especially if I’m standing for a long time.
However, now that I know what this mysterious back scooping is, that sounds like an interesting procedure. Aren’t there some vital organs in that general area though? Must look up internal anatomy.
One final story, vaguely related to Heidi’s awful plastic surgery. After Audrina Patridge talked about Heidi‘s surgery on George Lopez‘s show, Spencer Pratt tweeted: “Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press.” “Nasty Tijuana plastic surgery” is maybe the best description I’ve ever heard of busted work. I can’t believe Spencer is that clever. He’s really not though – even though I do think Audrina’s implants look like “nasty Tijuana” junk, so does Heidi’s. No disrespect to Tijuana.
I was slim in high school, and a natural very full C cup. Then came the eating disorders and I couldn’t even fill out an A cup. Sooo, I listened to my brilliant ex boyfriend and got a boob job! Yeah….. 8 years later I’m back to a healthy weight, which means that my naturally big breasts came back, so those plus the implants = huge boobs, backpain, bad posture, bras that never fit, bikinis that never fit, dresses that never fit, shirts that never fit, and frankly they make me look heavier than I am. Heidi is going to look like she has 2 gumball machines strapped to her chest if she ever gains weight.
I still can’t believe how much she still looks like herself, even after all of that surgery. I guess it’s really hard to fix a condition like Horse Face Syndrome.
she looks so gross from the boobs up. should’ve just stuck with her first round surgery results; they were far preferable. Is her facial swelling EVER going to go down or will she look like a microwaved barbie doll forever?
I still love the girl in the green bikini in the background.
For all of Heidi’s work, Green Bikini’s the girl I want to know about!
And scientists say the Earth is round.
what? we’re stating the obvious, right?
In the second photo down, what is going on with that darker line or shadow just above the top of her bikini bottom?
Very sad. She looks so plastic and she is only 23? Sheesh. She should have saved her money and spent it on a shrink.
Is this supposed to be sexy? ‘Cause it ain’t.
She is so very dumb. Even actually brags about having the maximum size, instead of downplaying it. Yep, it’s a pure case of just wanting attention. Which doesn’t work, by the way, Heide-ho.
I wish I had a mechanical pencil…I’d deflate her head AND her boobs.
iMean
Yes, what she’s done to herself is unnecessary, outrageous, and overdone, but it’s obviously a bid for attention and she’s got some serious issues to deal with. We all know she’s not exactly bright, and her husband exploits her every chance he gets. I feel bad for her. Why doesn’t anyone ever rag on Megan Fox for all HER surgeries? Her plastic face is just as overdone and gross as Heidi’s boobs.
No, Heidi you’re NOT hot.
I kind of like her swimming suit. It would look a lot less thrashier if Heidi was not wearing it.
Her husband is a scumbag. He takes advantage of her issues and insecurities for money.
Mouse, whenever there is a Megan Fox article, we pick on her too. We’re equal opportunity haters 🙂
She has ruined her life. sad.
Oh, jeez, in the second photo, you can almost see down her bikini bottom. What a skeez!
okay this is mean.. but after all of the work.. she still has a Kim K ass.. or did she get implants for that??
Mouse, everyone goes after Megafarse too; she’s every bit a plastic dopey hollywood prop as sad Heidi Montag
Here I go:
1) She looks like she always has, but somehow not at all like herself. She’s waxy, shinny, scarry, strange looking. It distracts me.
2) I hate that her eye brows now match her husbands flesh tone beard. Strange.
3) These people litterally make me ache. I hurt thinking of them.
She’s all jiggly. How about a little exercise every now and then to tighten yourself up? Sheesh! She’s one of those skinny fat people.
@Annicka – Too funny! Horse Face Syndrome – thanks for the laugh -and so, so true!
Her new looks are so disturbing to me!
We don’t want to see her vadge! Or her! Enough of this plastic twit.
skinny fat people – well put.
The girls look terribly uncomfortable and Heidi looks like she’s in pain. I feel for that girl and being married to that jackass Pratt cannot be healthy.
Yeah, unfortunately I’m one of those skinny fat people. Didn’t pay anything to get this body though.
well i have natural E cups and while they are too big for the rest of me and that bothers me from a vanity point of view they don’t bother my back. i have no shoulder or back pain since i started yoga and strengthened my core so it’s not really a huge problem to overcome. now i think that multiple cosmetic surgeries could obviously cause health problems but the idea that she’s going to have HUGE back problems in the future is just sensationalism and an excuse to keep talking about her implants
In that top photo, she looks exactly like a blow-up doll. Spencer must LOVE that.
@Little Fat Me — oooh oooh you beat me to it with the strange flesh colored eyebrows to match spencer’s creepy flesh color beard!
Ew!
I almost feel sorry for Heidi for being that insecure and stupid. Almost.
How does she reconcile being a good traditional christian (which she will not shut up about when the cameras on her actually have sound switched on)with posing like a harlot in less than underwear for the whole world to see? She can’t even claim to be praising God’s creation in her own expressive form. I think she may soon have to become part of all-accepting christianity in the Mel-Gibson-church kind of way…
“However, now that I know what this mysterious back scooping is, that sounds like an interesting procedure. Aren’t there some vital organs in that general area though? Must look up internal anatomy. “
The name back scoop should clue you in. No vital organs are located on the backside, only a layer of fat protecting the spinal cord and hip bones. A back scoop removes back rolls and muffin tops.
i thought the one perk of having big fake boobs was that they don’t sag like natural big ones do and stay perky till you’re 80.
What a waste of space she is. It’s like watching a train wreck involving a really stupid train.
Weird thing is that if she hadn’t gotten her chin done it might have been seen very differently. That was the main mistake. She made her chin structure look like Rumor Willis.
She really ruined herself, once upon a time she was a naturally attractive girl, now she just looks ridiculous – not hot. I think her mental issues must be huge to do this to herself. She needs a ‘head’ doctor not a ‘boob’ doctor.
Her face now looks masculine. She has slabs for cheeks and a jug jaw that is so unfeminine. It’s hard to imagine anyone paying to look that way.
@Paula: that layer of fat/muffin top isn’t the only thing located in your lower back. Have you ever heard of kidneys? They’re also in your lower back, and last I checked they’re pretty vital. Spinal cord protection is pretty vital too. Just sayin…
Why all the plastic surgery on the face? She had procedures done that people get in their fifties and sixties.
Those big fake boobs are hideous.
San Francisco plastic surgeon Dr. Joel Beck thinks she also may have trouble breastfeeding. “If the breasts are too big, the baby can’t latch on to get a mother’s milk,” he says.
Like Heidi really cares about breastfeeding a baby! She is too selfish. Please do not procreate Speidi!
Kaiser,
As a natural DD-DDD (when I’m not nursing a baby, like I am now), I hear you. I’m also 5’8″ and have long arms, so if I want a decent fitting blazer or jacket, it’s off to a tailor or a men’s store or both. I have to go a size up (or more) in shirts so the buttons don’t gap, and I gave up on certain styles and designers as a teenager. (Christian Dior doesn’t make bras for women with boobs…I think he hates us! And Gunne Sax dresses are definitely not made for those with boobs.)
Heidi’s an idiot. ROTFLMFAO at the image of Heidi with her sagging silicone showing through her chest and breathing through her mouth because her nostrils are too narrow! And shouldn’t she be promoting things with “Plastic” in their names instead of liquid? Yeah, I’m a bitch. 😉
her butt looks weird from the side… I don’t know if it’s her posture in the picture, but her ass looks square. why would anybody pay to have a square/rectangular ass? I’d sue the surgeon if I was her.
Her head looks like a pork roast my mom made last weekend, with all the fat white slabs and painful-looking pink parts.
Apart from the sagginess of her boobs, has anyone else noticed she’s starting to look like that other Klassy Lady, Food Network’s own Semi-Homemade’s Sandra Lee? Well, Sandy is cuter and a little younger-looking, but Heidi the log-head is close.
she’s friggin hideous… always has been, always will be.
I don’t understand why she looks so OLD now.
And Megan Fox may have had a lot of surgery but at least she doesn’t look like a freak.
As the long-suffering owner of two D cup doozies, I just want to say this to anyone considering going for enormous boobs- DONT!
You cannot be so demented that you’d trade the weight, uncomfortableness, wardrobe restriction and expense (large bras are $$$) for the dubious honour of random guys staring at your tits and people halving your assumed IQ.
If I could afford the surgery, Id go for reduction tomorrow. Big tits are fun for two years of your life, not so fun for the rest of the time. Think it over!!! Plastic does not belong inside you.
Unfortunately besides seeming unhealthy it seems to make her appear as if she has no neck? Didn’t they think of proportions?
i am a small/tiny woman with big breast…my height is only 145 centimeters (4 feet 9 inch) and weight = 45 kilograms (99 lb) and most of my weight is on my breasts! it is not comfortable, it is influence the way you walk because your back try hard to hold your breasts…sometimes i feel like hunchback! it is hard to find a dress that fit you too, sometimes the button is not fit! so BIG boobs are trouble…dont understand why some people do surgery to make it big….To KELLY: so agree…if i had money i would like to have reduction too…
I hate myself for saying this but sometimes Spencer is actually really funny…in a snarky kinda way.
Fits well with the douchbag problem she’s having.
I love the fact that despite her going way over the top with the misguided ‘ooh look at me and my shiny beach balls’ posing, no-one is really paying attention to her…and the ones that are seem to be laughing or just look baffled.
She will never be known as anything other than a joke. Plain and simple.
all the plastic surgery in the world won’t fix what’s really wrong with her.
her eyes look loopsided..
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Big Floppies!
she looks like a well taken care of 40 smth year old,,,,so sad ,,,when she had her natural beauty at 23,,,,,she just added 20 more years
big boobs will always rule, not that I’m anti small boobs…but these fake ones, what is the point? They don’t move. Where is the fun in that? I…I don’t understand. But really, there is nothing wrong with small boobs…girls should learn to love them. I mean less sag and less stretch marks.
she has got to be the dumbest person on earth, what an utter idiot.
Give me a break goat!!!
@ Diane—> LOL! Too good. That’s easily the best thing I’ve read all day, lol
Who is taking these pictures? That’s not the paps is it??
….No one is loooking….How pathetic is this…
Do we have to hear about every surgery where she has the implants taken out and put back in and taken out and put back in like we did with Pamela Anderson? Ugh.
Uhhhm, big floppies do not look good on a twenty-something who has aged herself to the point of no return. No, not a good look by any stretch of the imagination.
So did she get butt implants too?