I don‘t think Dita Von Teese really gets Coachella. [Go Fug Yourself]
Katy Perry‘s boobs were at Coachella too. [Yeeah]
The definitive Coachella photo – what‘s wrong with Maria Shriver‘s face? [Agent Bedhead]
Annalynne McCord does splits for her beach photo op. [The Blemish]
VH1 makes some programming notes – not as many crappy shows! [Gawker]
Grace Jones verbally bitch-slaps Lady Gaga. [Dlisted]
Beyonce & Jay-Z were cute together at Coachella. [LaineyGossip]
Rihanna talks pimples, feeling not so fresh. [Bossip]
Photos like these make me think Leo DiCaprio might be a good boyfriend. [Pop Sugar]
Miley Cyrus wears skin-tight camouflage. WTF? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Stephen Moyer & Anna Paquin on a bike built for two. Barf. [Accidental Sexiness]
Guy Ritchie‘s new girlfriend is hot, bony. [Celebslam]
Isla Fisher is pregnant again. Now we know why they eloped. [PopEater]
Paris Vogue‘s cover is… weird. [CoverAwards]
Britney Spears‘ demo leaked. [Hollywood Rag]
Tila Tequila is still a f-cking idiot. [Lightly Salted]
*lol* Kaiser, I think that for Dita, this is relaxed, bordering on grungy. She does get Coachella, this is just what her mind makes of it 😀
I think she gets it just fine. Just because she is at a music festival does not mean that she has to transform herself into Nicole Richie.
Dita’s BF is HOTT! What an upgrade from Marilyn Manson!
I know a lot of people adore her but…that top is ridiculous.
Paired with the pants, it’s a double whammie.
That top should at least be well fitting. But even if it did fit well, I think it is a flop. Kind of a shame because Dita usually brings it.
Isn’t her boyfriend a Count or something?
The BF is hot but what is happening in the boob area???
Hope she is wearing spf2000
Lol, yeah, I think this is Dita’s attempt at casual. Nobody expects her to show up in hippie wear, right?!?
If that’s what one has to wear to pick up that hottie, where can I buy it??
True, danielle. Still, she looks like she just stepped out of a cartoon. Not a particularly sexy one either.
Love her date though!
I’ve always thought Dita was kind of ugly!! But the BF is totally HOT!! She’s about 15 years older than he is but I guess his daddy doesn’t care since it gives him some “experience” for when he finds a Countess or Princess to actually marry.
I agree, the pants are sort of cute, but that top looks and fits like old lady undergarments. Was that the point?
fugly outfit
I love Dita. She can do no wrong, style wise.
I think it’s cute for her. And her boyfriend is freakin’ Delish! Hot Damn!
I dunno, maybe Dita’s ensemble looked better IRL and just photographed poorly…? Trying to be generous here, but I can’t get past how ill-fitting the swimsuit is.
She looks like Donald Duck’s sexy girlfriend.
I LOVE her glasses. What are they?
Total clown.
First it looks like she forgot her shirt, revealing an ill-fitting body smoother/underwire slip.
The pants were almost okay, until I scrolled down below the hip … -things got real ugly.
The leg is all kinds of wrong (too wide and too cuffed) and if you thought things couldn’t get wronger, guess again as you take a gander of those 1986 K-Mart-killer shoes that never sold and were donated to local nursinghomes (and then immediately tossed out after an awkward “thank you”).
He’s Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac and he’s 26. Mmmm.
And her outfit’s uugly, I don’t care how retro or cutting edge she’s supposed to be. She looks crappy, although I do like the woman behind her to the left who looks like she either doesn’t know who just walked past her or can’t believe what the hell happened to Dita’s boobs.
Ugh, like I wanted to read about Rihanna’s period. She overshares, mostly with her cameltoe clothing, which now I get to pair with her yapping about her period days.
Im sure she doesnt get Coachella just like she doesnt seem to get that she is a two bit stripper. She can call it burlesque to try and fancy it up but she is a porn star/stripper with zero class.
Although I think that is a really tacky costume, I can’t hate on Dita.
Omg, for a good laugh please, please click on the last link about Tila Tequila. Did you know she actually paved the way for Ellen Degeneres to come out??
While I don’t think her bustier is particularly flattering, the sailor front pants and vintage wedges are darling. It’s ok if you don’t “get” vintage clothing, I don’t “get” muu-muu’s. I guess that makes us even.
Damn, thats’s a nice piece Dita’s got there. Vanilla, but hell yes. I have to take my hat off to this bitch, we’re probably the same age and I like my overdone pallor with red lippy too but these days I can only hold the face for half a day, then I have to sit down somewhere and blow horse lips and eat some chocolate. Respect. Pimping’s not easy.
Say now, Jules, just because folks (female and MALE) don’t care for her fashion faux pas doesn’t mean they don’t “get” vintage or retro clothes, nor does it make them a fan of dowdy attire.
It just means her outfit is a wreck, a mess and visual catastrophe.
She’s an escapee from Ringling Bros on laundry day with shoes that’d make any mumu want to pretend they didn’t know the feet below them.
Anyway, so what, you liked it, be mature and secure enough not to trash your other fellow posters who didn’t.
though I want to go to Coachella…I don’t get it. So many celebs there…even Paris Hilton (for some reason)…is it a trendy elite expensive thing? I just wanna see the bands.