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This story came out last week, which is ages ago in gossip terms, but it’s new to me and I found it mildly amusing enough to repeat. Apparently a Spanish news outlet paid a 21 year-old woman 4,000 Euros to seduce and bed soccer/European football star Cristiano Ronaldo, 25, of Real Madrid. Ronaldo most recently made headlines for providing some post-breakup solace to Kim Kardashian, and he’s been previously linked to Paris Hilton. According to E! Online, things are getting serious for Kardashian and Ronaldo, but Kim might want to rethink her latest choice of a boyfriend. Ronaldo is not the hardest guy to get into the sack, according to this random woman who was paid to kiss and tell. What’s more is that he wooed her by telling her that “fat” women give good oral. The woman in no way looks fat. She said that Ronaldo kept the condoms in his shoe and that they only had enough to have sex two times. The third time he didn’t use a condom. She also called him well endowed.
A Spanish woman says she was paid nearly $5,500 by a Spanish media outlet to seduce and bed footballer/Armani underwear model Cristiano Ronaldo.
Naya, 21, says his performance in the sack was a 9.5 out of 10–and they romped three times on February 21 after his team’s match against Villareal. She even claims that Ronaldo is very well endowed and carries condoms in his Dolce & Gabbana sneakers, though she admitted they engaged in unprotected sex on the third encounter. So how did this average-looking role model for women manage to bed one of the most desirable sports stars? She says it’s because he believes fat chicks have God-given oral skills…
Her story (ENGLISH TRANSLATION):
“Cristiano Ronaldo told me: ‘Fat girls suck it well.’ That’s why he chose me.
“He [did] me three times… it was a 9.5, I wouldn’t say he gets 10 points.
“He carries condoms in his Dolce & Gabbana sneakers, but the third time we did it without one.
“You can’t compare Ronaldo’s abs to those of Paquirrín. Paquirrín is a sack of potatoes.
“If his [you know what] was a pizza, it would be a family-sized one.”
SPANISH TRANSCRIPT:
“Cristiano Ronaldo me dijo: ‘Las gorditas la chupan muy bien’. Por eso me escogió a mí.
“Me echó tres polvos de 9.5, por no decir de 10 puntos.
“Él llevaba los condones en sus botas tejanas Dolce&Gabbana, pero el tercero lo hicimos sin.
“No se pueden comparar los abdominales de Ronaldo con las de Paquirrín. Paquirrín es una bolsa de papas.
“Si su miembro fuera una pizza, sería una pizza familiar”.
[From Tabloid Prodigy, original Spanish language report here]
You picked yourself a real winner there, Kim. At least he practices safe sex 2/3 of the time, and that still counts, right? This woman sort of shares some similar characteristics with Kim Kardashian – she’s a brunette, she’s normal sized and she’ll gladly accept money in exchange for sharing personal information with the press. Then again, he also got with Paris Hilton several times. Maybe Ronaldo just has a taste for fame wh*res.
Written by Celebitchy
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I have seen enough pictures of Ronaldo in shorts and tracksuits to know that he is really a family size pizza.
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“Cristiano Ronaldo told me: ‘Fat girls suck it well.’ That’s why he chose me.”
What a charmer. Who said romance was dead.
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I can see this becoming a new trend for fame whore wanna-be’s. The media is making these whores famous for sleeping and spilling on these celebs, kinda of sickening actually.
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I just read that syphilis cases are rising again, and wasn’t Paris Hilton photographed with what looked like herpes, during her “no underwear” phase? Do these people not think about protecting themselves from God-knows-what-this-stranger-has? Unreal.
What was the point of them paying her to have sex with him? He’s a known womanizer. Were they trying to find out if he were secretly gay or something?
And what sexually active woman, paid to have sex with someone and fully aware that she was probably going to, doesn’t have condoms in her purse? The ick factor is just too high here to comprehend.
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Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t just like fame whores, he likes whores, full stop.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/manchester_united/article2374102.ece
He’s got the most punchable face on the planet
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Um, this girl does realize she’s basically a prostitute now, right? In a round about kind of way, but still.
Unprotected? Bad. Unprotected with someone who’s been with Herpes Hilton? Just plain stupid.
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@Jag — I haven’t seen those pics of Paris *shiver* but I remember when the contents of her storage locker were published online. It included a prescription for herpes medication, as well as a receipt from an abortion clinic.
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I thought hookers were supposed to be discreet?
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It doesnt say he puts condoms in his D&G sneakers, he puts condoms in his D&G western boots! You need a new translator
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I guess she didn’t have any issues with being viewed as a prostitute by the world, because that is exactly what she is. A dirty nasty skanky stinky prostitute. He is skeevy, we all knew it, so its not really a shocker. But to admit you were paid to do him? Eekies.
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OMG and she also slept with Paquirrín!!!!????????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! If I was Cristiano, no way my p**** would be in any place where Paquirrín had been (I´ve been 30 cms away from him, he is the flugliest thing I´ve ever seen in my life).
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she got paid 5 grand to sleep with a super hot guy that’s way out of her league and she got famous for it? doesn’t seem so bad, especially since he isn’t married. though the no condom 3rd time is a no-no.
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seriously I thought this was going to be a story about Kim Kardashian.
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Just a thought, seems he goes with women that he knows either a) blab to the press for money or b) are semi famous attention whores and will themselves do anything for press.
The common denominator being media coverage. I suspect he needs the column inches (pun intended) to prove that he’s totally not into blokes, like, not even at all, honest.
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If this girl is “fat” than I must be morbidly obese. That’s a great self-esteeme starter to my day.
Oh well, other than in the eyes of a super hot athletic horndog, I’m considered ‘average’
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Wonder how much Kim’s getting paid?
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he’s a vile overly prunes creature. Call me crazy but i like my men to look masculine not like they’d wake up and slip off the the bathroom to tussle their hair and add moisturizer first thing.
Ever see the many photos of his creepy orange veiny legs in too short shorts? he’s gay…and not b/c of how he dresses. Gaydar pining.
..”And he got with Paris Hilton” UGH! GOT with? Or slept with? It just sounds so….trashy.
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I didn’t think I could find him more disgusting – thanks for proving me wrong.
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I don’t understand how women can have unprotected sex with obvious man whores.
I understand getting caught up in the excitement of bedding a “celebrity”. But when he’s gone, and the herpes stays, you’re going to spend the rest of your life posting Craigslist ad’s reading “single female, herpes positive seeks same or open minded male”. Seriously women.
And always carry your own condom! You’re going to use one that came out of his shoe? Really?? That’s almost as stupid as not using one at all.
Ugh. I’m all about having fun and doing your thing, but don’t be such a total idiot.
Plus in this case, he slept with Paris and you STILL want to hit that?
/rant
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He looks like he needs a shower and a slap in the face.
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Good God, how low is this woman’s self esteem?
She sold herself in exchange for being labelled the “average” girl who was given the “honor” of having sex with some totally over-rated jock.
It’s truly disgusting how willing some women are to simultaneously degrade themselves and put these idiot men on pedestals just for money and/or fame.
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What I want to know is who’s going to pay me $5K to sleep with Gerrard Butler? Anyone…anyone….??
lol
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she’s fat? this whole story is just sad.
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I hope this becomes a trend so these morons use a bit more discretion. I wonder if Spanish Fly’s illegitimate baby resulting from her third slice of pizza will be his financial responsibility or that of the news outlet.
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STDs anyone? Next we will find out she’s pregnant…
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(shyly raising hand) –
um, I’ll do it for $3,000……
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Yuck.
And yeah I think he likes the pubicity he gets out of these stories, hence the hook ups with Z List American celebs.
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..What a weird guy
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I’m with Rachum. Think he wants people to know that he is strai—ahahahahah. Couldn’t get that last word out. Stright men don’t do that to their eyebrows.
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RoNalDo.He is handsome.
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Ewww, he doesn’t do it for me. And to have unprotected sex with someone? He stores condoms in his shoes? I’m presuming he puts them in the heel? They’d be useless as the heat and friction from walking would just wear them out. Same reason they tell you not to put condoms in your wallet.
I’m just making a wild guess here, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Ronaldo’s like a porn star, has had sex with at least 1000 people. A thousand you say? Impossible. Well he’s 25. Let’s say he started having sex when he was 15. Bang someone new twice a week, that’s 8 a month, 96 a year, 960 in ten years. So I guess by the time he’s 35 he’ll be at 1920 people? Better stock up on those condoms, eh?
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