One of Jesse James’ tattooed stripper mistresses (not the white supremacist one who blew the lid on James’ creepy double life – the blonde one who was exposed by Star Magazine) has sent an apology fax to Sandra Bullock. When I first saw this story on TMZ I thought they were reporting on Jame’s first known mistress, Michelle McGee. McGee has done two interviews so far, in each of which she’s issued an insincere apology to Sandra Bullock saying she’d be open to talking to her about the affair. Now Melissa Smith is using 90s technology to follow suit with her own offer to Bullock, and it sounds just like the crap that Michelle McGee has been spewing about how she’s sorry and would like to talk. It must feel so degrading to get beaten to the punch like that when you’re trying to get press out of your affair with a famous married man. I bet Smith is gunning for some kind of reality show and that she’s getting sidelined by McGee on that front, too:
I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m writing this letter to you. I felt I needed to reach out to you and tell you how deeply sorry I am for everything that you’ve been through. And I nothing nothing I can say in this letter i sgoing to make the pain of my actions go away. But I sincerely wanted to take a moment to personally apologize to you.
I know that this message wills [sic] most likely go unanswered, but I want you to know that I am sorry for any hurt or pain that I have caused you. My actions of engaging with a married man are unforgiveable. I never meant you any harm. I compromised my beliefs on several occasions and as a result, will never forgive myself.
I know that nothing I can say will take back the hurt that my actions caused. From the bottom of my heart, I hope you accept my sincere apology. Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person.
My deepest regrets,
[From PDF available on TMZ.com]
Give me a break with this “I’m so sorry” crap. First of all, these women are doing it for publicity and for no other reason. In the remote possibility that they receive any kind of response from Sandra, they’ll run to sell their story to the highest bidder. Second, real women don’t get involved with married or otherwise attached men. We have enough common sense and common courtesy not to fall for attached men or believe their lies. It takes a real fool to have a relationship with a married man. These women are apologizing to make it look like they’ve been just as wronged as Sandra when they’re just as complicit in the lie.