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Is Brandon Davis making Lindsay Lohan cum freckles?


Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton made up at a party, with Paris later calling Lindsay “sexy” for good measure. Lindsay may have also made up with her verbal attacker, Brandon Davis, in spades, because his grandmother claims she’s dating him:

IN a desperate bid to extinguish the “firecrotch” furor that has burned the oil-rich Davis dynasty in Beverly Hills, family matriarch Barbara Davis is telling friends that her bratty grandson, Brandon Davis, is now dating Lindsay Lohan, the subject of his vulgar tirade last month.

At sappy saxophonist Kenny G’s birthday party in Malibu Saturday, Barbara [Brandon Davis' grandmother] was overheard inexplicably telling party guests, “Brandon is dating Lindsay now!” A rep for Barbara agreed, telling Page Six that Brandon took Lohan out to dinner last weekend.

But chief Lohan-dler Leslie Sloane responds that Davis has gone daffy: “It is unfortunate that Barbara Davis is desperate enough to make up a lie about Lindsay dating her grandson.

“Lindsay took the high road and accepted Brandon’s apology last week, but they are not dating and they did not go to dinner together.Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas.” (That’s several men, lest any of Lohan’s foreign suitors think they have the freckle-faced phenom all to themselves.)

That’s hysterical. Old people get confused and think that youngsters are dating whenever they hang out together. In Lindsay and Brandon’s case they’re probably just fucking.

Lindsay’s publicist says she’s dating “several men,” though, so how can she keep up?

Here’s Lindsay with Karl Lagerfeld at the CFDA fashion awards and with Kevin Klein, Meryl Streep, and Lilly Tomlin at the Prarie Home Companion premiere. She is shown with her little sister at the movie’s after party. [via]

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2 Responses to “Is Brandon Davis making Lindsay Lohan cum freckles?”

  1. krista:
    June 7th, 2006 at 5:00 am

    this is just sad…

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  2. pretend pundit:
    June 7th, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    Lindsay Lohan Needs New PR People

    O.K. - so three weeks ago billionaire bitch boy, Brandon Davis, makes derogatory remarks on video regarding Lindsey Lohan’s “fire crotch”. This week, Brandon’s grandmother starts a rumor that her grandson is now dating Lohan. The only statement more ab…

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