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We heard for a while that Taylor Swift and John Mayer were “secretly dating” for months after Taylor broke it off with Taylor Lautner. Something about John being really cool, and how he was the most mature dude she ever met (can you tell how young she is?). There were also some reports about her spending the night with Mayer. Ugh. After John Mayer’s racist, sexist, homophobic, douchey implosion in Playboy, the Swifty rumors seemed to subside. Many of us hoped that Swifty would dump Mayer like a bad habit, finally seeing his douchey true colors. According to Star Magazine, not so much. Their sources claim Mayer and Swifty are still very much “on”.
Friends say that Taylor Swift is still having a love affair with notorious ladies’ man John Mayer – and they fear she’s bound to get hurt! And so will her “legit” love, Glee star Cory Monteith, who has no clue that Taylor has been flirting with John for months.
“Taylor will drop anything to see him,” says a source. “They’ve been meeting up all over the country!”
And all John has to do to get Swifty to come running is text her, says another source – no matter what time it is!
“Sometimes they meet in Hollywood or Beverly Hills… Taylor doesn’t like going to his house in LA. He always has his buddie staying with him and there’s no privacy.”
“She used to be infatuated with him. When she was 17, she used to tape his pictures to her wall and stare at his face.” [Editor’s note: Barf.]
Taylor’s mom isn’t happy about Taylor’s relationship with this “too old” Mayer, and “Taylor’s friends tell her he’s too old, but she says she’s an adult and wants to see where things go. She hopes this will turn into something real. She’s trying to guard her heart, but if John dumps her, she’ll be devastated.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
For the love of God, Swifty. What do you need? A blaring neon sign that screams “DUDE, MAYER IS F-CKING DOUCHE!” Even then, Swifty would probably be like, “Oh, I’m the only one who understand how deep he is.” Dumb girl. And that’s just the thing – I don’t think Swifty is dumb. She seems like a really smart, charming, talented young woman with her act together. What gives?
Written by Kaiser
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What gives? Chemistry and hormones? Hormones trump brain cells every time.
That being said, it could be a rumor without merit that will continue for awhile. I’ll take this one with a grain of salt.
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i tend to think she is young and dumb, but her managers and team have their act together and she seems good at following instructions, which is why she has come across so together. she is only 19 so perhaps this is her time to rebel.
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I hope this isn’t true. It would be so bad, both for her career and for her as a person. He’s a user and a jerk, and she will most likely end up hurt. She seems like a sweet kid – I know she’s not a kid anymore, but she still seems young and sort of innocent. She could do SO much better.
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She is young and if she is dating John Mayer, then she is definitely not emotionally smart. But what 20 year old is??
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He’s a jerk, butt-ugly and makes really crappy music. – Can’t understand why any woman would want him!
IMO her relationship with him was evidence for Jennifer Aniston really being kind of “pathetic”. (And I am not a Brangaloonie, I might add.)
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I dont like her face. Its like a cross btwn Renee Zellweger & Leann Rimes…..bleh.
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I’m so glad I’m past the stage where you have no control over your hormones playing ping pong with your brain.
Wait’ll he tries to pee on her, maybe then she’ll see the light. Ick.
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Bad boy syndrome. You want what you know you shouldn’t have.
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Don’t burn me at the stake, but maybe he likes her and this will be the one for him? {{ducks and hides}}
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Yuck. That’s really gross.
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Taylor Swift: seriously?? SERIOUSLY?? he’s repulsive. And Christina Aguilara- trying to be GaGa much?
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can’t really call taylor swift a dumbass cause she’s just so sweet…so it’ll just have to be her naivete that’s at fault for this travesty.
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I feel like every girl who has a hopeless romantic side has, at some point, gone through the phase of dating some douchebag while having the “it’s me and him against the WORLD” mentality. Unfortunately for Swiftly, her d-bag is Mayer, and it’s all going to happen in the public eye.
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This is the new age Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston only that Whitney Houston can actually sing . Without all the drugs .
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Yup. ITA with YT, Snarf + Sarah.
When we look back…we all had that “douche” boyfriend(s) we were “CRAZY” about.
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Maybe she’s “dick-ma-tized” heheh
or um, really young and inexperienced. Her parents probably kept her from any serious dating and now that she’s older (and rich and probably supporting them) she can pretty much make any mistake she wants.
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That’s so funny. My friends and I were talking about the older boys that would hang out with us when we were in high school and up ’til 19 0r 20 and how cool we thought they were. Then, thinking back we all agreed we were hanging out with douche bag losers who weren’t confident or mature enough to date women their own age. They probably needed to think they were smarter, too.
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Even smart women can be very, very dumb when it comes to men.
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She’s young and having fun. We all had some douchey older guy we thought was the coolest thing ever. He wasn’t and most of us eventually figure it out. She will, too.
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Ugh. Run, Taylor, run. He’s the Jamie Kennedy of music.
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If this is true, I will most certainly not be listening to her “sing” anymore.
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he’s a disease vector…
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Well, at least she’ll get it out of her system. At 20, it’s normal to make mistakes. At least, she’s not in her 40s, taking this guy to the Oscars, and telling the world how much she adores the way he “thinks thoughts!” heehee
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This rumour has been around for months now and she hasn’t denied it, so I guess I’m going to have to believe it. It’s sad, because not only will he hurt her emotionally, he’ll likely humiliate the hell out of her too. Mayer just can’t seem to keep his mouth shut. Poor Taylor.
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There seems to be a strong “cross-over” voice in Taylor’s camp that wants her to be everything to everyone. These people plant rumors to move her beyond the teen crowd. Mayer is a puke and such an association is intended to get a little dirt on Taylor. Big mistake!!! Let Taylor mature with her fans and she’ll be around for decades. She’ll be gone by next year if they turn her into the next LeAnn Rimes.
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Ugh, we’ve all been there. A couple of years ago It suddenly hit me the kind of guys I was dating and it scared me into two years (and still going) of celibacy. She’ll see one day! We like to think these older men are seeing us as a cut above the rest but as somebody else pointed out, mostly they’re just too immature to be in a relationship with women their own age.
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He is such a disgusting leech – ugh — he’s just an energy-sucking loser. I hope she shakes this fetus loose.
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[Editor’s note: Barf.]
I just can’t stand seeing his smarmy half grin and the dark circlebags under his eyes, with his paws on sweet little naive Swifty. uck.
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Leave the tender moment alone. Love is never wrong.
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again, i’ll have to duck and hide but I’d rather date an interesting douchebag than Taylor Swift and her overbite.
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I’m w/noonoo. Swifty looks kind of inbred, and her Grammy duet proves she’s not much of a singer. I say let her and Massengill McDouche bump uglies ’til he dumps her, she’s not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, for sure.
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He’s a loathesome creature.
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He probably has brained washed her into thinking he is so smart because he likes to be philosophical with all his bullshit thoughts. She is just one more notch in his list.
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He can have Taylor’s bland vanilla milkshake.
Seems to suit him well after his ignorant RS comments.
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I hope this is not true
I’m not a fan but she seems very smart and has made smart choices in her short career (I’m sure influenced by her mother) I doubt anyone close to her would let her throw that away for a silly dick
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Geez I hope she triple wraps the condom, gross.
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If this is true she is just immature and stupid. EWWWW!!!! She is way to young for him but he is soooo immature he has to go for younger less mature girls i guess.
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