That was the first thing I thought of when I saw these photos of Transformers director Michael Bay showing off his little bird chest at a Lakers game last night: “He’s showing Megan Fox what she’s missing.” Michael and Megan have such a tortured history, such a war of words, such sketchiness happening in their relationship, some have theorized that they just have to be ex-lovers. After all, Michael made Megan wash his Ferrari (while he filmed her) as an audition for Transformers. And afterwards, Megan referred to Michael as “like Napoleon” and “like Hitler”. To which Michael basically said Megan was a f-cking idiot because she was only 23 years old. There was a lot more happening between them, I’m sure.
Anyway, Michael Bay is 45 years old, and he should know better. He should know better than to engage Megan Fox’s stupidity, and he should know better than to wear this cheesy, breezy shirt. The shirt has buttons, I don’t know if you can see. It’s a Henley – buttons at the top. Bay just chose not to button. Bad call.
Gross!
God he is unattractive…
He reminds me of a younger version of Dateline, NBC’s Keith Morrison.
Thanks Kaiser, now, I can’t stop staring at his chest and you just KNOW he was trying to be all nonchalant and sexy leaving those buttons undone.
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SO not hot. And you can tell he thinks he’s stylin, lol.
Just goes to show you – money doesn’t always buy good taste. He looks ridiculous.
Good lord I thought that was Michael Bolton! Blech!
A seriously unattractive man in these pictures, I’m sorry to say. The thing is, he actually looks passably attractive (maybe that’s too generous – ‘normal,’ then?) when he’s wearing a normal shirt and his hair isn’t a touch too long.
…And feathered.
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HAHAHAHAHA.
he doesn’t look too bad. i’ve seen so much worse. can you imagine say jack black wearing that?
@Huma 🙂
Okay here is my take on the situation with these two..
I think he thought he was all “big hollywood” and tried to hit on the starlet and she was like “EEEEEEEEWWW NO WAY OLD MAN GROSS!”
And the war of words began!
He had to unbutton it to get it over his massive egotistical head and then he forgot to rebutton it.
Nice shoes and socks combo.
(Megan is still stupid)
He has a very good face structure, he just needs to mosturize and take better care of his skin. He looks overstressed in these pictures.
Don’t flame me, but I think he’s good looking. *duck*
WHY?
I’m not sure which is more disturbing, the shirt or the hair. I think the shirt.
lawdy, he is only 45 or did you accidentally switch that around? 54 is more likely. anyhoodle, yuck is what i meant to say.
That must be an awfully close friend sitting next to him, otherwise it is just plain odd to have a strangers arm draped on the back of your chair. They look like a couple.
Ewww!
He needs to pay a visit to my hairdresser.
Now that man needs a lip plump injection baaaadddd!!! Looks like he’s competing with a chimpanzee for who has the most non-existing lips.
he looks like all his clothes shrank in the dryer.
yeeeuch, between the hair, the shirt, and the white socks and orange PF-Flyer sneakers. oy …
He is such a wannabee poser and Megafarse is a plastic, conceited, no talent bimbo barely able to carry on an interview without coaching and pr intervention – hey, there’s a match made heaven, oops, I mean hollywood.
Yuck. Not an attractive man.
Button up your shirt, you putz.
That hair do is so 1986.
Wow, Michael Bay likes to watch basketball? I’m surprised it can hold his attention without having any explosions.
He gives off a gay vibe about him.
Someone is missing the 80s, Rick Springfield and the good ole days when someone thought he was hot.
he’s blissfully unaware of his gross-ness!