Amid reports that Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards roughed up young children and their parents at a school and used the epithet “bloody Indians,” the Jolie-Pitts are returning to America. Jolie’s haughty denial of the incident blames the paparazzi and claims that her bodyguards can’t be racist because her family is of “mixed race.” Isn’t that like using the “I have black friends” excuse?

“It is not surprising that the press involved failed to mention their share of the responsibility in the chaos,” Jolie said.

“As for this horrible rumor that someone referred to a local man as a ‘bloody Indian,’ let me say this: I would never work with anyone that was derogatory towards another man’s race. My family is of mixed race.”

Three of the bodyguards were arrested by Indian police and released on bail. Brad Pitt and Angelina’s co-star Irfan Khan personally apologized to Indian authorities after the incident. The bodyguards, including notorious murder suspect Mickey Brett, must meet with police every day for a week until they go to court on November 23rd.

If Brad Pitt can apologize to the police chief, why can’t Angelina say she’s “sorry for the confusion” and take a more contrite stance? Maybe it’s true that the paparazzi caused the chaos and that it’s just a rumor that someone used the Muslim religion as a slur, but Angelina could have sidestepped the blame and still said she was sorry for the hurt that was caused. She sounds bitchy in that statement, and even if she feels targeted she should have backed down.

This is not the first time her bodyguards have been accused of brutality. Brett was videotaped choking a photographer, and another photographer says he was threatened with a gun after trying to hand Angelina his business card. In Namibia journalists claimed that Brett and his thugs followed them and threatened their life, and he was said to have beat a man to a pulp while little Maddox watched.

IndiaGlitz reports that Brad and Angelina and their family are flying back to the US today, and most of India probably says “good riddance.” This is the first I’ve read that they’re leaving, and we’ll have to see what happens to production of “A Mighty Heart,” which was said to be delayed by this latest scandal.

Pictures from Socialite’s Life and Splash News Online.

Ear-biting former world heavyweight champion Mike Tyson is going to work in Heidi Fleiss’ male brothel in Nevada. Prostitution is legal in Nevada outside of the city of Las Vegas, and is monitored by state agencies. Fleiss says Tyson will be her “big stalllion.” *shudder*

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss’ new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi’s Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, “I told him, ‘You’re going to be my big stallion.’ It’s every man’s fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson.”

Tyson, 40, adds, “I don’t care what any man says, it’s every man’s dream to please every woman - and get paid for it.”

Tyson was convicted of raping an 18 year-old beauty contestant 15 years ago, and served three years out of a six year sentence in prison. He bit Evander Holyfield on both his ears during a 1997 boxing match and was disqualified. He also spent nine months in jail in 1999 for beating up two people after a car accident.

Tyson declared bankruptcy in 2003 and said in a recent interview that he was considering going into the porn business to make ends meet.

Who in their right mind would pay this guy to fuck them?

Heidi Fleiss is the process of applying for a license for her stud farm, and is now accepting applications from elgible male prostitutes.

Denise Richards got in a heated argument with a photographer at a hotel near where she is shooting her new movie, “Blonde and Blonder,” with Pamela Anderson in Vancouver, British Columbia. She stormed up to his hotel room and ended up having a hissy fit and throwing his laptop off the balcony. People reports that an 80 year-old woman in a wheelchair was passing by on the ground floor at the time and got hit in the arm with the falling computer. She is said to have suffered only minor injuries and to have been treated at the scene.

Lainey’s gossip reports that she spoke to the photographer and that two women were injured, including a 91 year-old, but People says that it was just the one:

The River Rock Casino where Denise and Pam are shooting Blonde and Blonder – huge drama, a small village of witnesses, police are on site RIGHT NOW (6:30pm PST)!!!

A couple of photographers are taking photos from a balcony overlooking the concourse where Denise was getting ready for her scene. She sees them, she storms up the stairs, a heated exchange ensues, she’s overheard cussing at them, an eye and ear witness tells me he heard the word “cocksucker”, they’re cussing back at her… and then!

And then!

She grabs one of their laptops and THROWS IT OVER THE BALCONY!!!

The laptop goes flying and it HITS AN OLDER LADY IN THE ARM!!!

This was observed by everyone on the set not to mention many, many casino patrons…

I was the only one to speak to the photographer involved in the incident tonight. Rik Fedyck is a freelance photographer in Vancouver.

He confirmed to me and to CTV news exclusively that Denise Richards stormed up the stairs at the River Rock Casino and Resort on Wednesday late afternoon and after a heated exchange, grabbed his laptop and threw it off the balcony.

He also told me that two elderly women were struck. According to Rik, one of the women was 91 years old.

Yep. I can see getting annoyed at some photographers, but throwing a laptop off a balcony? That just goes to show what kind of temper she has.

Richie Sambora has recently said that he wants to start a family with Denise Richards and that he wants more children. The two neighbors started a rebound relationship after breaking up with their respective partners this spring. I wonder if this latest incident will make him rethink his plans?

Look at how nasty Denise looks in these candids taken on set on 11/4. You could see how she would go off like that.

Update Photos removed at request of photographer, who may have had his laptop destroyed for these pictures, but that’s speculation on my part.

Sheryl Crow needs to do us all a favor and tell us the name of the tanning salon that did this to her. It looks like they forced her to wear a baseball cap during the tanning session, and sprayed her with four “4″s in a row. Then they bra-jacked her. What a shame. Please Sheryl, get the word out and tell us the name of this salon. We don’t want this bad tan job to happen to anyone else.

How did Naomi Campbell get so far in life when she’s so addicted to rageahol? Did she hide her evil temper up until now, when all that anger from years of subpar service just bubbled up to the surface, scalding all of those who are paid to meet her mercurial needs?

The latest victim of Naomi’s maid/chef/help venom is a 40-something drug counselor, who went to London police claiming that Naomi scratched her on the face. No phones or text messaging devices must have been handy at the time.

Maybe the drug counselor told Naomi that her real problem was anger management.

Quote of the week goes to Grey’s Anatomy actor Isaiah Washington following rumors of a nasty fight on-set earlier this week with some rather offensive comments about pudgy co-star T.R. Knight

“I misspoke earlier … I am soooooo, his little faggot.”

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Heather Mills’ plan to try and smear the good name of Paul McCartney is about to blow up in her face. Someone leaked details of Mills’ explosive allegations against Sir Paul in the divorce papers to the British press. While Mills denies being the source of the leak, which was received by anonymous fax, she does not deny making the claims.

One of Heather’s friends says that she has videotape and audiotape to back up her unbelievable account of her relationship with the gentle Beatles’ star. They also claim that Paul beat up his first beloved wife, Linda!

Paul’s friend and former aide of 15 years, Geoff Baker, was fired in 2004 because he didn’t get along with harpy Heather. He still defends Paul and says that by no stretch of the imagination is he capable of what Heather is claiming. He says that he was around at the time that Heather claims Paul beat her, and that it was Heather who made the relationship abusive and unbearable. He refutes her claims point by point, basically making her seem like a lying idiot:

So while Paul may take the high road and say that he’ll see the bitch in court, his friends are more than willing to come to his defense and reveal what a liar Heather is.

Along with being a hooker and a porn model, Heather tried to impersonate a journalist called Heather Mills in the early 90s. The more respectable Heather Mills says that Heather tried to secure work as a TV journalist by using her identity and clippings from her published work.

All of this blatant fabrication should cost Heather millions, and perhaps the custody of the couple’s two year-old daughter, Beatrice. Legal experts say that all of these lies will count against Heather in the divorce settlement. She may care dearly about Paul’s money, but her dedication to her daughter is suspect. It is said that she left Paul alone with little Beatrice for days.

The guy responsible for introducing grieving Paul McCartney to acerbic activist Heather Mills cannot believe the bullshit she’s claiming against the beloved rocker in the leaked divorce papers. He says he’s really sorry for even bringing them together in the first place, and that Heather is an opportunistic liar:

[via Lainey’s Gossip]

That’s precious. Heather Mills is making shit up about Paul and it’s only making her look bad. I hope lots more comes out in the divorce details.

This woman was a hooker and a porn model before she rose to fame after losing her leg in an accident. She landed the head Beatle, and she couldn’t stand sharing the spotlight with him. Now she won’t have to, because the press is going to be looking at her with intense scrutiny now, and all the bugs she has under the carpet are going to come scurrying out.

Actor Isaiah Washington called one of his fellow “Gray’s Anatomy” actors a faggot, prompting the well-publicized on-set fight on October 9th in which Washington choked and shoved Patrick Dempsey. It is unknown who the slur was directed at, and reporting paper National Enquirer has censored out the person’s name, not that it matters anyway. When some asshole wants to use a slur, they’ll throw it at anyone:

It sounds like that guy is going to get axed from the show. His character is working with a paralyzed right hand, and maybe he’ll deal with a more serious medical problem soon.

In a page taken from Denise Richard’s divorce book, harpy Heather Mills has levelled a barrage of abuse claims against rock legend Paul McCartney, including allegations that he cut her with a broken wine glass, shoved her while she was pregnant, and was made to stop breastfeeding their child because McCartney claimed her boobs were for his enjoyment alone.

Instead of addressing any of her ridiculous claims, McCartney has issued a blanket statement saying he’ll see the bitch in court. Heather Mills is reportedly “shocked” by the news that she made those allegations against Paul, but considering that she didn’t deny making them, it’s safe to assume she’s just “shocked” by the fact that the news spread so quickly:

Normally I would feel sympathy for an abused wife, but considering the amount of money at stake and the fact that it’s Heather Mills making the allegations, I seriously doubt much of this is true. If it was accurate, wouldn’t she have called the police or a friend or something? This is Paul McCartney, and it seems like news that he was so vicious to his wife would have been leaked to the rabid British tabloids at the time.