The guy responsible for introducing grieving Paul McCartney to acerbic activist Heather Mills cannot believe the bullshit she’s claiming against the beloved rocker in the leaked divorce papers. He says he’s really sorry for even bringing them together in the first place, and that Heather is an opportunistic liar:

[via Lainey's Gossip]

That’s precious. Heather Mills is making shit up about Paul and it’s only making her look bad. I hope lots more comes out in the divorce details.

This woman was a hooker and a porn model before she rose to fame after losing her leg in an accident. She landed the head Beatle, and she couldn’t stand sharing the spotlight with him. Now she won’t have to, because the press is going to be looking at her with intense scrutiny now, and all the bugs she has under the carpet are going to come scurrying out.

Actor Isaiah Washington called one of his fellow “Gray’s Anatomy” actors a faggot, prompting the well-publicized on-set fight on October 9th in which Washington choked and shoved Patrick Dempsey. It is unknown who the slur was directed at, and reporting paper National Enquirer has censored out the person’s name, not that it matters anyway. When some asshole wants to use a slur, they’ll throw it at anyone:

It sounds like that guy is going to get axed from the show. His character is working with a paralyzed right hand, and maybe he’ll deal with a more serious medical problem soon.

In a page taken from Denise Richard’s divorce book, harpy Heather Mills has levelled a barrage of abuse claims against rock legend Paul McCartney, including allegations that he cut her with a broken wine glass, shoved her while she was pregnant, and was made to stop breastfeeding their child because McCartney claimed her boobs were for his enjoyment alone.

Instead of addressing any of her ridiculous claims, McCartney has issued a blanket statement saying he’ll see the bitch in court. Heather Mills is reportedly “shocked” by the news that she made those allegations against Paul, but considering that she didn’t deny making them, it’s safe to assume she’s just “shocked” by the fact that the news spread so quickly:

Normally I would feel sympathy for an abused wife, but considering the amount of money at stake and the fact that it’s Heather Mills making the allegations, I seriously doubt much of this is true. If it was accurate, wouldn’t she have called the police or a friend or something? This is Paul McCartney, and it seems like news that he was so vicious to his wife would have been leaked to the rabid British tabloids at the time.

Brad, Angelina, and their children were on the set of “A Mighty Heart” at the airport in Goa. (Thanks Irish.) Angelina was seen escorting her son, Maddox, while Brad looked hot and fatherly carrying little Zahara and shielding her head from the cameras. They seem to be entering the enclosed bungalow in a gated community that has been decorated to resemble the area in Karachi, Pakistan where Marianne and Daniel Pearl stayed.

All is not well with the Brangelina family and the media storm that surrounds them in India.

Angelina’s convey was involved in a possible hit and run accident with a motorcycle driver last week.

Angelina’s notorious bodyguard, one-time murder suspect Mickey Brett, was photographed and videotaped threatening and choking a British photographer, and now it’s said that another security guard threatened an Associated Press photographer with a gun, and that a different member of Angelina’s security force punched the photographer out:

While the mean mofo that heads Angelina’s security force might not be responsible for this latest incident, he was said to have looked on without intervening. The photgrapher only gave Angelina a business card, is that an offense worth threatening his life for?

Considering this incident along with the stories of photographers getting beat to a pulp and threatened in Naimibia, it’s easy to conclude that Angelina’s security force condones such unacceptable behavior, and thrives on a culture of violence.

The longer it takes Angelina to fire Mickey Brett and send people the message that violence is unacceptable the more her public image is going to justifiably suffer.

Thanks to AngelinaWeb for these photos.

I can’t really tell what Boy George or the hecklers are saying as it’s kind of muffled and everything George is shouting back gets beeped out, but he was obviously mighty pissed off at some kids shouting homophobic insults at him during this ITN interview. [via]

Update: Thanks to Glitterati for the details of the interview:

The Brangelinas are trying to keep a happy face and give the Indian and international paparrazi some much-coveted shots while they’re holed up in a luxurious hotel in India while Angelina films “A Mighty Heart.” Maddox looks just thrilled to be out with them, and I’m sure the rickshaw driver appreciates all the hassle and attention.

Angelina and Brad might be superficially acting nice, but their bodyguard Mickey Brett is a cruel mofo. He was seen choking a photographer trying to get some innocent pictures. He was accused of beating the shit out of a guy who dared breach the Brangelina compound in Namibia back in April. Maddox was even said to have witnessed the beat-down. He also grabbed a female reporter around the neck at that time and threatened several others so this seems to be his MO. Brad and Angelina should have fired this asshole a long time ago. He was suspected of a murder for hire in the 90s, but was not charged because there was not enough evidence to link him with the crime.

From the looks of this video, he’s capable of murdering someone with his bare hands!

Why haven’t they fired this creep? They’re probably afraid that he knows too much personal information about them and will go to the press. There was also a story that Brad was jealous of Mickey Brett’s fatherly protecting influence over Angelina, and since he’s worked for her for over five years there is undoubtedly a bond there.

I’ve almost soured on these two. After writing a post on Fantasy Celebrity Futures I’ve been thinking that donations are admirable and all, but it would be much better if they would give up their extremely comfortable lifestyle for a short while in order to make their charity that much more genuine? Is that too demanding and hypocritical of me while I sit behind a computer dissing them as Fergie would point out? Probably. There’s no way they could escape the paparrazi, even if they went to a remote village somewhere, as they proved by taking over an entire country and commandeering its national security force to meet their privacy needs.

Pictures from Angelina Web and taken by X17.

Shanna Moakler must not read the celebrity gossip on a daily basis. She probably thinks that Paris is still with her ex, Travis Barker, when the word is that she’s already moved on to Andy Roddick. Paris claims that Shanna attacked her at club Hyde last night, that she started swearing at her and hauled off and punched her in the face. Paris went to the LA cops, with whom she should be on a first name basis by now, and filed a complaint.

Shanna also filed a complaint against Paris’ ex, Stavros Niarchos, who she claimed threw a drink at her and pushed her down the stairs!

Now Paris was caught making up a story back in July of last year that she was attacked by a woman in a London nightclub. She’s being sued for $10 million by the woman she falsely accused, Zeta Graff. Paris arranged to have the story leaked to the tabloids by sending an e-mail to her publicist, and then hilariously claimed in a deposition for the case that “whatever I write in email, it doesn’t mean anything. It is just words I write.”

Paris also had a restraining order against her briefly by party planner Brian Quintana, who she called a “dirty Mexican” and reportedly harassed after Quintana is said to have told Paris’ boyfriend at the time, Stavros Niarchos III, to dump her to get back with Mary-Kate Olsen. Quintana said he would drop the suit if Paris would show up at the opening of one of his clubs.

Now, Paris claims that Shanna Moakler attacked her and of course that’s possible, but when she’s personally known for attacking other people, and for falsely accusing people of attacking her, who are you going to believe?

Avril Lavigne was videotaped and photographed spitting at paparrazi while leaving club Hyde last Wednesday after celebrating her birthday with her husband and some friends. That was the second night in a row she spit on photographers outside of Hyde. On Thursday the Lavigne-Whibley family celebrated their third night of paparrazi spitting with Deryck contributing some saliva of his own.

TMZ has the shaky videos. On Avril birthday she’s seen leaving the club, signing autographs and saying “fuck you” several times to the photographers wishing her happy birthday. She spits when her car is about to pull away, and sticks her foot out of the window. It’s hard to tell what’s going on, and the pictures tell a better story.

The previous night, TMZ reports that Avril called the photographer over by saying “hey fuckhead,” before she spit right in his lens.

Maybe Avril’s apology would seem sincere if it happened once, but two nights in a row followed by her husband spitting too? As she mentions, she’s apologizing for the fans:

She’s outside a nightclub that stars frequent, what does she expect? I used to have a better opinion of Avril, and if she had only done it once on her birthday I might not have cared, but three spits and you’re trash.

Pictures from Alavigne.com.br

Nicky Hilton’s boyfriend, “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly, smacked Brandon Davis after he insulted him at one of Paris’ parties. When Davis freaked out after getting slapped, Connolly punched him twice in the face to get him to shut up.

The Post goes on to say that Lohan and her gang crashed the party too, but not much must have transpired or they would have given more details.

Davis is crying out for some kind of intervention. He was reportedly staying at Paris’ place after his folks cut him off, and some recent candids of him cozying up to her make it seem like they’re friends with benefits. Connolly must be annoyed that he’s hanging out with his girl too. Usually I don’t condone violence, but Davis had it coming.

Here are Brandon, Paris and Nicky outside of Barneys on 9/2. [via] Tell me that Paris and Brandon look like they’re just friends.

We reported back in June that Anne Hathaway revealed that co-star Stanley Tucci elbowed her repeatedly in the chest while they were filming “The Devil Wears Prada” and then blamed her for his sexual harassment.

Thanks to justaguy at Saving Face Forum for posting the picture above from September 9th, which reminds everyone what an asshole Tucci really is.

If that creep worked in an office he would get fired, demoted or sued for such obvious sexual harassment. Instead, Hathaway has to resort to telling her story to magazines. Let’s hope that Hollywood bigwigs take note of it and that his career suffers as a result.