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Jan 7
'08
Adriana Lima Sex Tape is Not Her (Article SFW, links not for under 18)

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I just got an e-mail about a potential Adriana Lima sex tape. In case you’re not familiar with her, she’s a 26 year-old Brazilian supermodel and Victoria’s Secret model who claimed in an interview in early 2006 to be a virgin. Whether that’s still true or was even true at the time is up to debate, but it’s certainly not her in a highly-produced porn clip that’s being marketed as her. She did star in a photoshoot for GQ magazine that looked like a gang bang scene, but in the clip the woman’s face only slightly resembles hers. There are also two guys in the film, not just the one she’s banging. Another man’s black socks are visible on the bed in some shots. Plus the camera is moving around, so there’s someone controlling it, and it looks like standard porn. Celebrity sex tapes typically involve two people and a stable camera.

What’s more is that, like Eva Longoria’s rumored sex tape, this one is being used to market a porn site under the domain AdrianaLimaSexTape.net. So it seems someone is capitalizing on Adriana’s still somewhat-good name with a decent, but not convincing lookalike. Here’s a link to a very NSFW or under-18 clip of the supposed film. Thanks to blogofhilarity for the heads up.

Posted in Adriana Lima, Fake News, Sex Tapes

Written by Celebitchy         See post for comments
Dec 4
'06
Justin Timberlake Sings to Victoria’s Secret Models

Mega star Justin Timberlake is performing at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show to air on December 5th. Timberlake will be singing his sexy hit songs while the hot Victoria’s Secret models strut the catwalk. The fashion show (almost naked women show) is on Tuesday, December 5th on CBS.

At least someone on stage will be wearing clothes.

Note from Celebitchy: I don’t know about you, but these pictures just make me want to work out at the gym for two hours and buy new underwear afterwards. I guess that’s what they’re going for.

Here are pictures from the show, which was taped about two weeks ago. Thanks to CBS and PopSugar for these pictures.

Posted in Adriana Lima, Fashion, Gisele Bundchen, Justin Timberlake, Music, Photos, Sexy, Television

Written by White Trash Mom         4 Comments »
May 16
'06
Adriana Lima has a prince pussy-whipped - without the pussy


The Bastardly’s sexiest woman of 2006, self-professed virgin and Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima, smacked her royal boyfriend across the face at his own birthday party:

Arriving late at P.M. Lounge at Friday’s birthday party for her boyfriend, Prince Wence of Lichtenstein, part of the wealthiest royal family of Europe with $4 billion, she marched up to the birthday boy and slapped him across the face. (Maybe he forgot to send a car to pick her up.) “Then she went to the bar with a girlfriend,” said a bystander. “Ten minutes later, she came back, picked up the prince’s jacket, grabbed him by the arm and pulled him out the door.” Presumably, they soon made up and the prince’s birthday ended happily.

It’s reassuring that there are models so sure of themselves that they don’t worry about pissing off princes worth billions. Little girls dream of marrying princes and being sweet perfect wives. Maybe thanks to Adriana Lima’s example some of them will realize that they don’t have to put out or be nice to rule rich and powerful men. All is takes is sex appeal, nerve, and holding out.

Here she is at a Victoria’s Secret fragrance promotion on 5/10.

Posted in Abusive, Adriana Lima, Arrogant, Fights

Written by Celebitchy         1 Comment »
Mar 17
'06
Adriana Lima in GQ


Here’s Adriana “I’m really a virgin” Lima in the April 2006 issue of GQ magazine. Of course everyone is saying that means she’s accommodating in other… ways. Like the other way, people.

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Posted in Adriana Lima, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         See post for comments
Mar 15
'06
Adriana Lima is a virgin


In the latest issue of GQ magazine, gorgeous Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima claims to be a virgin. She’s 24 years old and has dated Derek Jeter and Lenny Kravitz. This sounds like wishful thinking:

“Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”

We thought that a lack of respect was not buying dinner first.

Posted in Adriana Lima, Sex

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