Is it the correct use of “ironic” to say “It’s ironic that Jennifer Love Hewitt goes by ‘Love’ since she’s so unlucky in love?” I think that’s correct. It would be like me going by the nickname “Slim” or “Flatsy” or “Blondie” – also things that are not true. So Love has failed at love once again. According to Us Weekly, Love and Alex Beh are done after “nearly a year together.” According to our archives, they lasted about nine months. Nine months is… not bad. Especially when you consider that Love already has three potential engagement rings picked out at Tiffany’s, and that she’s incapable of NOT whoring her latest relationship out to the press, forever and always. When you look at it that way, Alex is a trooper for hanging in there for so long. Oh well… now we know why Love has been wearing so many muumuus lately. Breakup, ice cream, The Pear Ass. Bless her heart.

Jennifer Love has lost in love again. After nearly a year together, Jennifer Love Hewitt has parted ways with beau Alex Beh, her rep confirms to Us Weekly.

“They haven’t been dating for a little while,” the rep adds.

Us first reported that Hewitt was dating actor-director Beh in late July 2010 following her March split from Ghost Whisperer costar Jamie Kennedy.

In the wake of her Beh breakup, “She’s doing well,” a pal tells Us.

Back in February, all was well with Hewitt, 31 and her man. “He buys me flowers every day,” she told Us in an NYC fashion week event. “Ever since we met. Every single day — I’m serious! He’ll either give me a bouquet, or handpick one. So sweet!”

No matter her relationship status, the TV vet told Ellen DeGeneres in January that she she has three Tiffany engagement rings picked out — just in case.

“I actually have three because I feel like I’m doing the guy a favor,” she said. “I feel like I don’t want to be upset if he picks a bad ring.”

[From Us Weekly]

Sigh… will she ever find The One? Or did she already find him and she just scared him off with how needy, controlling and clingy she is? I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve said this to Love, but I’ll just say it again: she needs to spend some time alone. Just stop dating for a while. Be without a boyfriend, find out how to rely on herself without defining herself as The Girlfriend of, The Fiancée of, the Psycho Stalker of –. The girl barely goes a month alone without picking up a new boyfriend, and of course we have to hear all about how This Guy is The One, to the point where she’s had a dozen Ones in a decade. Enough! Take a break, Love!

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For some reason, CB and I rarely have heated debates over celebrities. We agree on most people, and there’s the off hot guy that one of us likes more than the other (for me, Gerard Butler and Ethan Hawke, for CB, Matt Damon and Sam Worthington). However, the state of Jennifer Love Hewitt is always up for a discussion betwixt CB and I. I’m generally “against,” and CB is usually “for”. CB likes Love in a girl-next-door kind of way, thinking that Love is harmless and sweet. I think Love has a more nefarious streak, and to me, she’s barely one step up from Jessica Simpson’s dumb shenanigans. Barely.

Anyway, Love has a new BOYFRIEND and now that she and Alex Beh have been dating for a full… three months, maybe?… they’re totally in love and they are ready to bring their LOVE everywhere. They will bring their love to red carpets. They will bring their love to interviews. They will bring their love to music videos! Oh, yes. Jennifer Love and Alex are starring in a new music video for Dave Barnes – and it’s a Christmas song too! Note several things about this video: one, Love is wearing the motherload of makeup; two, Alex Beh might be even cheesier than Love and three, this actually isn’t a bad Christmas song, but the video denigrates it.

Did anyone else notice that Love is so top-heavy that she has a hard time walking down stairs? Poor Love. Also: she’s a terrible actress. Just awful. I know CB likes her and everything, but my God. This is embarrassing.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt went to another event with her cute new boyfriend, actor/director Alex Beh. I know I’ve made fun of Hewitt for oversharing in the past and have basically said that her career relies way too much on her personal life. I still believe that, but look at how happy and natural these two look together. They’re like two peas in a pod with their dark messy hair and superwide grins. It’s like they were making out in the limo on the way over. Kaiser is convinced that Hewitt is drunk in these photos (she wrote the title for me) and I’m seeing it in some these squinting photos definitely, but that’s the look of punchdrunk love mixed with a few cocktails. I’m happy for her.

That dress is just too much, though. Her boobs are nearly hanging out and the asymmetrical bodice is bedazzled with random bookmark ribbons and a monochromatic dream catcher as the pièce de résistance. It’s like she was scrapbooking pictures from a wedding and just stuck the supplies on her dress. The cut is so unflattering. It reminds me of a weird white toga thing she wore a couple of years ago, but not as pretty. Hewitt wore this number to a semi-formal charity event for “Virgin Unite and the Eve Branson Foundation,” and wasn’t wildly overdressed, but definitely could have gone with something simpler.

This week’s National Enquirer recounts a story I remembered briefly from last week. Beh admitted recently that he read Hewitt’s The Day I Shot Cupid book cover to cover in order to get tips on how to woo her. It worked out well for him obviously, and may explain why he’s brought her flowers every single day since they started dating.

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Just a few days ago we heard that Jennifer Love Hewitt was producing two new romantic comedies that she sold to ABC and Fox. She’s also developing a series for Lifetime based on her housewife-turned hooker TV movie, The Client List. Hewitt is keeping busy post-Ghost Whisperer and it sounds like she’s carved out quite a career for herself that doesn’t involve waiting on casting decisions.

Inevitably, though, she’s still talking about her love life. This usually gets her plenty of coverage so you can’t blame her. Hewitt recently did a half marathon and later attended an event with her new boyfriend, an actor-director named Alex Beh. They’ve been dating since July and are both comfortable enough about it to talk to the press. It sounds like Alex is quite the romantic, as he gets Jennifer flowers every day. She also gushed about how she believes in love, and hopes to have a family and children.

“Every single day since I’ve met him, he has bought me flowers,” she said.

“He doesn’t miss a day. It never gets old!”

Jennifer and Alex — who started dating in July — recently completed a half-marathon together!

“We really were just there to root each other on. I actually hurt my knee halfway through, so he slowed down and stayed with me, which was really nice!” she added. – From ShowbizSpy

“I’m a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and children. I am a sucker for every romantic comedy that comes out.” – From US Magazine

[Sources linked in text]

Hewitt reminds me so much of Jessica Simpson. On one side they’re smart businesswoman who are doing extremely well on their own. On the other they seem to idealize men and relationships to the point where they think the right one will solve all their issues. Life is not like a romantic comedy and the cute dopey guy the girl gets in the end can often end up bugging the shit out of her (and vice versa) after the dopamine wears off. Still, in Hewitt and Simpson’s case it seems like the feeling is mutual with their new guys and that’s sweet. What’s going to happen when Hewitt’s guy forgets the flowers though? Is that going to signal the start of a new “serious” phase in their relationship? That’s usually what happens in the movies, and then they’re driven apart by some contrived situation, only to reunite at the last minute. In the romcoms that Hewitt loves, all conflict is solved by the magic of matrimony.

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Well, I’ve been prepared for this. Jennifer Love Hewitt really is an old-fashioned kind of celebrity. She still “rolls out” a new boyfriend in the oh-so-standard way. First is the “rumor” that she’s dating someone. Then, the coy confirmation. Then some candid photos of the two of them running errands (“Oh, the paparazzi caught us walking the dog! How cute!”). And then the interviews and more formal red carpet photos. That’s where we are now – Jennifer Love has been dating Alex Beh for several months, and they just did their first red carpet photo op, on the heels of their joint interview talking about how “in love” they are. Next up: they get engaged, Love gushes in interview after interview for a year, and then the engagement is called off. Rinse and repeat. By the way, I still can’t get over how much this Beh guy looks like John Mayer. Beh and Mayer could be brothers. Love really has a type. Ugh.

But it’s not all repeating the worst dumb patterns! Variety reports that Love is slated to produce several new comedies in the coming year:

Now that she’s no longer whispering to ghosts, Jennifer Love Hewitt has been busy behind the camera developing several TV projects. Through her Fedora Films shingle, Hewitt and production partner A.J. Rinella have set up comedies at ABC and Fox, as well as a series adaptation of her TV film “The Client List” at Lifetime.

At ABC, Hewitt is behind “Bad Taste in Men,” from scribe Austin Weinberg. The single-camera half-hour comedy centers on a Chicago woman who’s been unable to find the right guy and settle down.

Hewitt is exec producing with Rinella, Brillstein Entertainment’s Peter Traugott and Untitled Entertainment’s Dannielle Thomas. ABC Studios, where Fedora has a first-look deal, would produce.

In the case of “The Client List,” Lifetime is looking to develop a fresh take on the TV movie, which starred Hewitt as a Texas housewife who becomes a prostitute. “The Client List” posted Lifetime’s second-highest audience for an original TV movie this year. Jordan Budde (“90210″) will write the series project, which will offer a new take on the idea — originally based on a Texas Monthly magazine article. Hewitt, Rinella, Thomas and Howard Braunstein (whose Jaffe-Braunstein shingle produced the movie) are all exec producers.

Then there’s the untitled comedy project at Fox, which is being written by Tiffany Paulson. Single-camera laffer is a romantic comedy told from the p.o.v. of a career-driven woman. Walt Becker is exec producing with Rinella, Dana Dubois and Walt Becker.

Hewitt will be seen in the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie “The Lost Valentine” opposite Betty White. Telepic will air on CBS in early 2011. Hyperion recently published Hewitt’s book, “The Day I Shot Cupid.”

[From Variety]

Wow – it sounds like Love could actually become a pretty successful television producer, and a producer who employs many up-and-coming women behind-the-scenes. Good for her – that’s the kind of feminism I can get behind, even though it sounds like most of the projects are about finding a man and/or being a hooker. Oh, well.

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Note: US Weekly has the event photo

Just last week, Kaiser wrote that she was shocked that Jennifer Love Hewitt had been with her new boyfriend, an actor/director named Alex Beh, all of three months and hadn’t granted an interview about it yet. This is Love Hewitt’s second boyfriend after her high profile split with Jamie Kennedy. She also dated Jenny McCarthy’s ex husband, John Asher, after he had a guest stint on Ghost Whisperer. It looks like Kaiser was right again, because J.Love got Beh to participate in a half marathon with her, during which she had the chance to talk about their relationship. Of course.

UsMagazine.com first reported in July that Jennifer Love Hewitt was dating actor/director Alex Beh — and on Sunday, the two made their first public appearance together, participating in the Dodge Rock ‘n’ Roll Los Angeles Half Marathon.

“We’re crazy!” she joked to Us when asked why they decided to do the race together. “We are really excited about all the charities involved, and we heard the Rock ‘n’ Roll marathon was really fun and just sort of silly and a great way to stay in shape.”

Hewitt, 31, told Us she met Beh “through friends at a dinner party” after splitting with her Ghost Whisperer costar Jamie Kennedy.

What first attracted him? “Her eyes, her beauty,” Beh told Us.

“My running ability!” Hewitt then joked, prompting Beh to add, “Yes, her running ability! It was her eyes, and really, we just laugh the whole time.”

Added Hewitt, “We laugh a lot … he’s hilarious!”

Beh told Us that he has even read her relationship advice book, The Day I Shot Cupid, which Hewitt told Us she wrote because, “Everybody has been writing about my dating life forever. I decided it was time that I actually gave my own opinions on love and dating and all that stuff.”

Beh’s critique? “It’s very informative. I learned all I needed to know. When I first met her, I really was able to just map out all the things to do and not to do.”

[From US Weekly]

Love Hewitt is like Jessica Simpson, but not quite as… dumb. I hate to put it that way, but it’s hard to find another way to describe her. She’s kind of clueless when it comes to what she should tell the press about her relationships, though, and she’s had her moments of oversharing. Still, her relationships last relatively long and she doesn’t have a lot else going on so I can see why she would bring her new boyfriend to an event. She’ll never quite get the fact that it’s better for her to try and keep her business personal. I might be wrong though. She wrote a whole book about dating and managed to squeeze a lot of press out of it.

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I had totally forgotten that Jennifer Love Hewitt had gotten herself a new boyfriend. She began dating Alex Beh since July, shortly after J. Love and Jamie WhatsIt broke up. I hadn’t been paying attention, granted, but I appreciate the fact that Love let me forget about her. She stopped calling the paparazzi on herself, and there has been a real dearth of candid shots of her for a few months. So it is with joy that I show these new photos of Love and Alex, at LAX and coming out of the grocery store, all over the weekend. At first I didn’t even know this Alex character – I though Love was back to hanging out with John Mayer. Right? Alex is very Mayer-esque. Love has a type.

So who is Alex Beh again? He’s an actor and short-film director. That’s all I’ve got. They’ve been together for what is it? Three months at least? I’m totally f-cking shocked that Love hasn’t given an interview about how he’s “the one” and how they’re going to get married, for sure. Has Love finally gotten smart about relationships? Is she with a dude who doesn’t call her a Pear Ass? Is she in a relationship she doesn’t feel the need to whore out in interview after interview? We’ll see.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is probably no longer dating Jenny McCarthy’s no good ex, who was the last guy she was linked with after her split with Jamie “I’ll call you pear ass” Kennedy. According to US Weekly, she’s with a new actor/director named Alex Beh, and he’s 27.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new guy, the new Us Weekly reports.

She is seeing actor/director Alex Beh, 27.

“She’s so into him,” a pal tells Us of the actress, 31, who split from her Ghost Whisperer costar Jamie Kennedy, 40, in March after a year of dating.

“It’s relatively new,” adds the source of the pair, who enjoyed a romantic date at Katsuya in L.A.’s Encino July 18. “But they’re really cute together. They were holding hands the whole night!”

Hewitt has dated Carson Daly, John Mayer and Jenny McCarthy’s ex-hubby, John Asher, and was engaged to Scottish actor Ross McCall, 34, in 2007.

[From US Weekly]

I was going to complain that she took the guy to Katsuya, a paparazzi hotspot, but there are several Katsuya branches and they went to one in Encino so it’s not like she intended to be seen. Still, I wouldn’t put it past her. Kaiser and I had a little back and forth this morning about our respective opinions on J. Love. She jokes that I love Hewitt but I just find her likable and less annoying than other celebrities in that kind of harmless “do-nothing get a lot of press” category, like Jessica Simpson. However, my opinion of her was changed when Kaiser pointed out that Hewitt is out getting herself papped all over the place lately.

I think that Hewitt’s intentions are good but that she’s going to sabotage this relationship if she goes public with it. Maybe it doesn’t matter and this guy would love the publicity, though. It’s not like we’ve heard of him before. I’m sure we can look forward to a whole barrage of senseless advice from Hewitt about how she’s finally found a good man because she’s “learned to love herself.” She is working on yet another self-help book, after all. That’s like Britney Spears putting out hair care products.

Here’s the only photo I could find of this guy Alex Beh:

Here’s Hewitt trying to look sexy while paying the meter on 7/27. She also went out to La Scala restaurant with her agent. Credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com. She’s also shown out shopping the same day and with her dog. See what Kaiser means about calling the paps? And she got a ticket on her Bentley. She drives a Bentley? Credit: Fame Pictures