We don’t usually cover British star-for-no-reason Katie Price, aka Jordan. She’s like the British Kim Kardashian in that she’s famous for having a sex tape, a reality show, putting out a bunch of merchandise with her name on it, selling her life story, and turning herself into a living plastic doll. (Jordan predates Kim, so maybe Jordan was Kim’s career inspiration, not Paris Hilton.)

Anyway Katie is trying to kick out her husband of all of 11 months, former adult film actor and professional cagefighter Alex Reid, but Reid is said to be staying put in another wing of the couple’s mansion. Apparently Katie is upset that Reid posed for a photo in which he appears to be training her five year-old son, Junior (with ex husband Peter Andre), to fight. He’s also said to have angered her by following her career path and cashing in on her “celebrity.” Katie called Andre a famewhore or something, as if that wasn’t obvious to her from the get-go, and is said to be seeking a divorce. The couple has no prenup, so of course money will be an issue. While Reid was initially trying to save the marriage, and plead his case to the press about how it was all a misunderstanding, it’s thought that he’s accepted that it’s over and is just trying to get the best payout. Katie’s first ex husband, Peter Andre, has of course chimed in:

JILTED Alex Reid yesterday taunted wife Jordan – telling her: “Give me £2million or I’ll NEVER move out.”

Alex, 35, insisted it would cost that much for him to walk away from their 11-month marriage.

The cage fighter’s demand, which would be part of a final divorce settlement, came as he received support from Jordan’s ex, Peter Andre.

The singer, 37, told a pal: “I actually feel sorry for Alex – she is obviously trying to make him look like the bad guy when it seems he loved her.”

The furious star spoke out after Jordan, 32 – real name Katie Price – said Alex was a “sponging Peter clone”. Meanwhile, a pal of Jordan’s claimed she had been left devastated by Alex’s request.

It came after he had agreed to move out and sign a gagging order stopping him from talking about their marriage.

Alex then made a last-minute U-turn after speaking to his family about what was on offer. Jordan’s friend said: “Most people haven’t seen Katie cry, but she was in fits after this call.

“Alex had finally agreed to release a statement about the end of their marriage and move out. He then went to the gym. Katie called him to see if he had run everything past his lawyers and he just started to laugh.

“Alex said he had changed his mind and that there was absolutely no way she was getting rid of him that easily.”

Last night cross-dresser Alex was again staying at Jordan’s mansion in Woldingham, Surrey, arriving at 11pm. Jordan is still living in the home – in a separate wing to Alex. She is said to have considered moving out, but her disabled son Harvey, seven, needs the home’s special facilities.

She claims Alex has made a fortune from their relationship – getting £200,000 for his own TV show and £75,000 for a magazine column.

[From The Sun]

Here’s the thing – this woman is getting more press for this divorce than she has in months if not years (since her last divorce) so she’ll ultimately profit from this breakup even if she has to give Alex a hefty settlement. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s playing up this whole controversy and marital trouble to earn more headlines.

*Note that reports differ as to where Katie is living. The Sun has her in another wing of the mansion while The Daily Mail reports in a video segment that she’s moved in with friends.

Katie and Alex are shown out shopping on 9/29/10. I guess they epitomize what the British call “chavs.” Katie is also shown promoting her clothing line on 1/8/11. Credit: WENN.com

Katie Price is not pregnant, according to her new husband, Alex Reid, the overly tanned meat head that Katie left her husband for a year ago. He was a nobody before Katie started messing around with him and now he has his very own column in the British version of Star Magazine. Who would have thought that being Katie Price’s rebound piece would make you famous? Anyway, despite Alex’s insistence, people are still speculating that the former glamour model is indeed in the family way, since she was told by her doctor to pull out of a planned marathon run this week.

Celebrity supermodel Katie Price, aka Jordan, has withdrawn from the Virgin London Marathon, fuelling speculation that she is pregnant.

The glamour girl told reporters that her decision was based on advice from her doctor who suggested staying at home instead, leaving the media to ponder whether Price and husband Alex Reid may now be preparing for their first child as a couple.

Price was due to join the 26-mile jog around the capital for the aid of Vision Charity – an organisation that raises valuable funds for children who suffer from dyslexia and visual impairments. She told reporters that she deeply regretted the decision to withdraw from the race, but gave no concrete reasons as to why, sparing a media frenzy of sorts.

Just last week Alex was forced to fend off a barrage of questions from the media over the possibility of the pitter-patter of tiny feet being on the way.

Price also told reporters that her preparations for the gruelling event had been going extremely well and that for a long time she has been eagerly looking forward to both running and making much-needed money for such a worthy cause. She did take part in last year’s event, with then husband singer Peter Andre, finishing the run in a little over seven hours.

[From The Mirror]

I don’t know why I care about what this walking piece of beef jerky with bad tits does. Maybe it’s because she has three little kids, one of them pretty seriously disabled, and it seems like she’s way too wrapped up in her own personal bullshit to be a decent mother to them. And now, she might be having another one! I really hope it’s not true, and that the “doctor’s orders” thing is just an excuse so Katie doesn’t have to run.

Katie Price is shown promoting her equestrian clothing line on 4/9/10. Credit: WENN.com

I don’t follow British “glamour model” Katie “Jordan” Price’s trials and tribulations like, say, Michael K at D-listed. Sure, I get the kitsch value of Price, but I find her too trashy to even care for the most part. With that in mind, I’m going to attempt to give an update on the Price situation now. Price married her boyfriend Alex Reid in Las Vegas yesterday, stunning the world! Reid is a boxer. And a drag queen named Roxanne. And Price is orange. And dumb. And a famewh-re. So… match made in heaven! Love for the ages!

KATIE PRICE has married Alex Reid in a secret ceremony in Las Vegas, just hours after telling OK! their wedding plans.

Model Katie Price married Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid in a ceremony at Las Vegas’ Wynn Hotel yesterday afternoon (midnight UK time).

Katie, 31, exclusively announced her decision to wed 34-year-old Alex in yesterday’s issue of OK!.

After the 22-minute ceremony, the couple announced: “We are very much in love and look forward to the future together. We can’t wait to get back and celebrate our marriage with our friends and family who we know fully support our wishes.”

Katie – who raises three children, Harvey, seven, Junior, four, and two-year-old Princess Tiaamii with ex-husband Peter Andre – had been keen to wed Alex as soon as the couple arrived in Vegas earlier this week.

A source said: “They wanted to have the ceremony as soon as they got to Vegas, but the bridal stores weren’t open so she couldn’t get a dress.

“She had her fashion team trawling all over town for a gown. In the end she just had to make do.”

The couple – who were spotted shopping for rings just hours before the ceremony – exclusively told OK! of their engagement plans.

Katie said: “This year I will marry Alex and I’m going to have his kids…I’ll change [my name on] my passport, cheque book, everything. I want to be traditional, the way marriage is meant to be.”

Katie exclusively revealed to OK!: “I wish I’d met Alex six years ago. He’s perfect in every way. He’s a proper gentleman…Every man I’ve been with, I’d never buy a house with them, never buy a car with them. But I said to Alex, forget my house, we should buy a house together.

“I’m going to downsize so we can both afford it. We’ll have our joint account, whatever we earn together will go in one pot and everything will be paid out of that. It will be completely equal. So there’s no egos, who earns the most. I’ve never done that with a guy and that’s what I’m doing with Alex.”

Katie and Alex met just weeks after she split from husband Pete back in May last year. They have been dating since last July.

Alex and Katie briefly broke up last year, after she dumped him on live TV during her exit interview on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, just hours after he was rumoured to have flown to Australia to propose.

But the model said she had been “heartbroken” at breaking off the relationship, and the couple were reunited.

A spokesman for Katie, 31, and Alex said: “Their decision to marry has not been made with any pre-conceived commercial plan or media deal in place, and their reason for getting married is purely down to their love for each other.”

[From OK! Magazine]

I have something horrible to admit. If I had no idea who Alex Reid was, if I had no idea he was with Katie Price, or that he was a drag queen named Roxanne, or that he was so… dumb, I might find him slightly attractive. I mean, just on pure aesthetics, I’m ashamed to admit that I don’t find him unattractive. I’ll go curl up and die now.

But before I go, I will say something else – I think Katie Price hooked herself another one who is afraid of vaginas.

Katie and Alex in Las Vegas on February 2, 2010, hours before their elopement. Also, in Vegas on February 1, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Katie Price (aka Jordan) broke up with her boyfriend of four months, cagefighter Alex Reid, then immediately went to the cameras of “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here” to tell the world about it. Just like most of us do when we break up with someone. Alex had flown all the way to Australia from London with the intent of proposing to her. Clearly he hadn’t checked in to see how Katie felt about him, because apparently she said she was sick of him making money off her, and then dumped him. It doesn’t seem that Alex actually did propose, that was just his ultimate purpose with the trip. Bummer.

It’s perhaps not the most tactful way to end a relationship, but Katie Price ensured maximum exposure when she dumped boyfriend Alex Reid live on air last night. The cagefighter had just landed in Australia after flying thousands of miles to see his girlfriend of four months, who was competing on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! He planned to propose. Instead Katie summoned him to her hotel room and told him she was fed up with him ‘making money from her’ and then went on live TV to tell the nation.

The former glamour model left the I’m A Celebrity jungle two weeks early on Sunday after the public kept forcing her to endure ‘bushtucker trials’. But despite this, the 31-year-old will forfeit just £100,000 from her £350,000 appearance fee, and is expected to make as much as £1million in magazine, advertising and television deals. Last night presenters Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly spoke to her live on air for the first time since her departure. Miss Price said she had done a ‘lot of reflection in the jungle’, adding ‘I just realised I wanted to be on my own, I don’t need a relationship. I hope we can remain friends.’ When asked if Alex, 34, was still her boyfriend, she replied: ‘I’m not with him’.

‘I know people might think it’s harsh, but a lot of things have happened since I came out, I’ve done a lot of thinking in there, lots of things shouldn’t have happened while I was in there and they have. I can’t live my life by everyone else, I have to think of me and my children and I am so much happier as a person.’ Writing on her Twitter micro-blogging page shortly after her live interview, she wrote: ‘I feeeel sooo goood today.’

Earlier as Alex boarded his flight to Australia on Sunday, he told waiting reporters: ‘I’m definitely asking her to marry me. One idea is I make the proposal in front of the cameras on the show. But whatever happens I know this is right. I’ve never felt this way before.’ But it seems Katie didn’t share his feelings. ‘Naturally there are ongoing telephone conversations between the couple, but Alex has no further comment to make at this time regarding the state of their relationship.’

Sources close to the star said Alex was booked into the five star hotel Palazzo Versace on Australia’s Gold Coast, where Jordan has stayed since her departure from the show. But on his arrival the concierge had refused to tell him which room she was in. The source said: ‘An hour before she appeared on air Jordan summoned him and told him it was over. ‘She was fed up with him making money from her. Friends say he is devastated.’ Miss Price warned producers about her announcement just minutes before filming started.

[From the Daily Mail]

The Mail titled the article “I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price dumps Alex Reid live on air… hours after he flies to Australia to propose,” but that seems very inaccurate. Nowhere in their own story does it say she broke up with him live on the air, it says she broke up with him in her hotel room and then “went on live TV to tell the nation” So it’s not quite as harsh as they make it sound… but it’s still pretty harsh. Nonetheless, whether you’re a normal person or someone as unlikeable as Katie Price, if it’s not working, it’s not working. No point in stringing people along.

Katie also spends a lot of time talking about how strong she is. And how much she loves her kids. There’s even a good deal of reminiscing about ex-husband Peter Andre, who she met the first time she did “I’m a Celebrity.” She claims she’s even staying in the same bed as when she met him. It seems to me that she’s so overdramatic in the telling of all this that she’s trying to make herself feel better. At one point she says she realizes she’s acted like a “twit” over the last seven months, then at another she talks about how strong she’s been over the last seven months. And it’s hysterical to hear her talk about the challenges she’s had to go on for the show. Viewers keep voting to make her do them without even a day’s break, probably because she’s so disliked. She talks about the challenges and how strong she is and how proud her parents are. Apparently Katie thinks she’s walking on the moon or making important scientific discoveries, judging by the import she’s placing on all this.

Anyhoo, better off for Alex. His heart seems to be genuinely broken right now, but let’s be real: you don’t want to wake up to Katie Price’s face in ten years. Or even one year. It was a sweet gesture that came back to bite him, but he’ll be better off in the end.

Here’s Katie shopping in Sydney today . Images thanks to Fame Pictures .

It looks like Katie Price is right where she should be: in the fake-tanned arms of a cage fighter/D-list softcore p0rn actor. The increasingly skanky reality star and mother of three has pumped and dumped a handful of dudes since her split with Peter Andre, but her newest publicity prop, Alex Reid, may be the creepiest one so far. Reid, who was seen in staged paparazzi shots at an amusement park with Katie and her kids recently, is now calling himself a professional cage fighter, but before that, he was an adult film actor whose big movie was titled… wait for it… “Killer Bitch.”

Katie Price was yesterday urged to dump her cagefighter lover after he filmed violent sex scenes in a new movie.

Shocked friends and aides fear Alex Reid is causing immense damage to her public image which will be impossible to repair.

Her estranged husband Peter Andre, who fathered two of her children, was also apparently outraged when he saw pictures of Reid writhing around semi-naked on the set of gangster film Killer Bitch.

In one scene, he is said to simulate raping a girl played by actress Yvette Rowland and puts his hands around her neck as if to throttle her.

He even pulls down his trousers and writhes on top of her.

A friend of Katie’s revealed: “The pictures aren’t pretty. Kate was aware of the film and what it entailed but seeing it for herself didn’t go down well.

“It’s very seedy. A number of friends and her media advisors feel her relationship with Alex will be detrimental to both her and her career. They desperately want her to leave him before it’s too late.”

Last night a friend of Andre’s added: “Pete’s beyond outraged by this new low. He thinks it’s absolutely disgusting and can’t believe his children are spending time in the presence of this man.”

Katie, 31 – also known as Jordan – has been dating Reid, 34, since last month after her split from Andre.

He has been playing happy families with her four-year-old son Junior, daughter Princess, two, and seven-year-old Harvey from her relationship with Dwight Yorke.

Katie is said to have already discussed marriage with Reid, who has not been a popular choice of boyfriend with some of her friends and family.

Last night his spokesman said he was considering legal action after the pictures from the movie shot in Capel, Surrey, were leaked.

He added: “Killer Bitch is not a porn film, it is a gangster movie in which Alex is the main character.

“The rape scene has been taken completely out of context and Alex is speaking to lawyers.”

Katie and Reid yesterday flew off to Spain, where they will stay until Tuesday.

[From The Daily Mirror]

Wow, so he’s a multi-faceted artist too, just like Katie – how impressive! Although, I’m sure that compared to the crap Katie does to further her “career,” simulating a rape on film is high art. But softcore porn or cage fighting, the guy is incredibly skeezy-looking – just how Katie likes them. Of course, they can’t just take the kids on an outing or jet off to Spain quietly – oh, no! There had to be a throng of photographers there, documenting every nauseating tonsil-hockey session. Reid’s ex-girlfriend, whom he dumped shortly after hooking up with Katie, told the Mirror that he enjoys stripping to show off his body and is desperate to be famous. He even bragged that he had “struck gold” upon meeting and shagging Katie.

Katie Price’s new man Alex Reid is a vain poseur who would do anything for attention, according to his ex.

Marie Thornett says Alex stripped off at every opportunity – and once even begged her MUM to wax every inch of his body.

The cage fighter loved wearing Gstrings and his bedroom, at his mother’s house, is covered with mirrors so he can admire himself from all angles.

His ex says Alex is obsessed with watching motivational DVDs and, during his quest for fame and fortune, appeared in a sex documentary as a “voyeur” watching a couple romp.

“Alex has only one real love – and that’s himself,” says Marie, who had a 10-year on-off relationship with the 34-year-old fighter.

“Fame and fortune are what drives him. We used to snuggle up and watch Katie and Peter Andre’s TV show.

“He used to joke he’d get with her for the money and then come back to me. It’s definitely not funny now.

“He’s vain and vacuous. I believe they are made for each other.”

Marie was humiliated after she found Alex had hooked up with Jordan.

On July 12 she had to go on a holiday to Majorca alone after he claimed he had landed a big fight and could not go.

But only days later he got together with Jordan. “We stayed in regular text contact through the week,” says Marie. “On July 18 he texted saying how he wished he could be with me.

‘”It was only a few days later, when I got home, I discovered that was the day of Michelle Heaton’s birthday party where he first got it on with Jordan. That was so cruel of him.”

Alex refused to pick up Marie’s calls or return her texts until the following Thursday, when he sent her a message promising: “I care about you and always will.”

But his feelings didn’t stop Reid going to a Liverpool hotel room to have sex with Jordan the same night.

Marie adds: “I was shocked to the core when I found out. It was so sneaky.”

In a further blow, he posted a message on the web which seems to reflect his delight at his new fame. Marie says: “I couldn’t believe it when he posted a message on his Facebook page saying ‘Alex Reid has struck gold’.

[From the Mirror]

Honestly, at this point, any “damage” done to Katie’s “career” is self-inflicted. Maybe she should get her own head in order and focus on mothering those children instead of parading her latest conquest to the press with the intention of hurting her ex even more.

Katie Price and Alex Reid are shown on 8/23/09 at a polo match in Marbella, Spain. Credit: WENN.com