As if we needed another reason to describe Adam Levine as a douche, right? Just in the past week, Details released a Levine interview in which he described yoga as good for one thing …. fuuuu-k-ing, which was pretty much enough to solidify my own opinion of the man. Of course, it doesn’t help that his girlfriend of two years, Anne Vyalitsyna, saw fit to dump Adam after he told the world about his very own fool-proof method of birth control, pulling out. Now Adam has eclipsed his previous level of douche by immediately moving on to a new girl, Behati Prinsloo, who just happens to be one of Anne’s fellow Victoria’s Secret Angels and a (formerly) good friend of hers. This week’s issue of Us Weekly says that Behati has “always had a crush” on Adam, and it sounds like Adam is taking advantage while he still can:

Revenge romance! Two months ago, Adam Levine, 33, was blindsided by Anne Vyalitsyna when she dumped him via a press statement. Now the “Voice” star has found love again — with her friend Behati Prinsloo! “Behati always had a crush on Adam,” a source tells hot Stuff of the Namibian model, 23. “And she was a little jealous of Anne.” The Victoria’s Secret Angels “are good friends,” says a source. “Not best — but close enough.” And now, perhaps, not at all: Vyalitsyna stopped following Prinsloo on Twitter! But the betrayed Russian beauty, 26, has soothed her wounds with a new man: A source says she’s been “flirting and texting” with True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard, 35. “Anne’s been traveling, so they haven’t been able to see each other,” says the insider. “But she’s his type!”

[From Us Weekly, print edition, June 18, 2012]

If this is true (and photos of the two kissing in Hawaii suggest it is), then Behati is obviously no better than Adam for crossing the lines of friendship so soon after a breakup. I bet Adam sweet talked her into bed, and it probably wasn’t hard to accomplish if she’s truly always had a crush on the dude. Still, I wonder if Anne has really gotten “revenge” by sleeping with Alexander Skarsgard? That part of the story might not be true — if Alex was truly sleeping with every girl with whom the tabloids would hope to tie him, then he’d be the biggest manslut in the universe. And I refuse to believe that … just yet.

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Bullett Magazine has a new profile, interview and photoshoot with the gorgeous and talented Alexander Skarsgard, who is promoting both Battleship (which didn’t do well domestically at the box office, but at least recouped in the international market) and season 5 of True Blood, which premieres June 10th.

The interview itself isn’t anything we haven’t heard from him. Skars doesn’t reveal anything personal, as usual, and remains gracious and humble. He’s so gracious he submitted to some truly awful styling for the photoshoot. He wears cheap looking button down shirts and very fug monotone tight-fitting suits. Look at his ass in that blue Bottega Veneta suit. It’s so tight it looks like he’s wearing jeggings. Plus they also puffed his hair up in a goofy 80s style. In the photo where he’s holding a baby lamb, he looks like a televangelist to me. Maybe it’s the weird pendant necklace coupled with the dress shirt. I don’t get a sexy vibe from him, I just think I’d listen to him try to convert me for at least an hour. I would invite him in and make him some coffee, and stare at him for a while. Then we would end up making out on the couch and he’d apologize and get all flustered and tell me he’s never felt this way before. Damn, I can even fantasize about him as a holy roller.

Anyway here’s some of the article. If you’re a fan it’s worth reading. He seems to talk about his military service, or at least get asked about it, in every single interview. He goes with it, and I like what he said about how it helped him be humble and appreciate things. You get the sense that he’s very genuine about it.

On how the military helped him appreciate life
In his late teens, he joined the military, not to defy his liberal upbringing, but because he didn’t know what to do with himself. “I just needed a challenge,” he says. “I come from the city. Growing up, we were never out in the wilderness, and I wanted to do something completely different.” Skarsgård signed up for the anti-sabotage unit. “The stuff they got to do in this unit, it just sounded cool.” The experience came in handy when he later spent months dramatizing the U.S. invasion of Iraq for the HBO miniseries Generation Kill (and later still, while playing a commanding naval officer in his latest film, Battleship). It’s even come in handy in real life: “I definitely complain less,” he says humbly, “and I appreciate more.”

On how a horde of women told Battleship director he better hire Askars
Peter Berg, the film’s director, had been ambushed by the women at his office, who’d practically begged him to cast Skarsgård in the film. “I was a big fan of True Blood— that’s why I started thinking about him,” says Berg. “One day, a gang of women who heard that came into my office—there were about seven of them—and told me it was not negotiable.”

Before signing his contract, Skarsgård did some negotiating of his own. He wanted to make sure that the story would take precedence over special effects, and that Berg, who’d sharpened his teeth on less bombastic fare like Friday Night Lights, wasn’t a slave to bottom-line studio executives. “He sat me down and said, ‘The studio trusts me. They know I’m good with actors. If you have ideas, talk to me. We’ll make it work,’” says Skarsgård of their partnership. “Pete cares about the characters and their relationships. He wasn’t like, ‘Just say your lines so we can get to the awesome aliens and explosions.’”

[From Bullett Media]

I didn’t see Battleship. Not even Askars could get my ass in a seat for that, but I’ve read that it was awful. It’s to his credit that he’s still talking up the director and saying that he gave him artistic integrity. He’s a consummate professional.

At the end of the article, they mention what he told the sweet lamb he was holding: “You’re the cutest! But I just had lamb stew last night.” Even that sounds sexy to me.

Photo credit: Bullett Media

I’m excited for the new season of “True Blood,” but honestly not as excited as I was last year. I think that things just got so complicated this last season that I don’t even remember a quarter of what happened. Hopefully they’ll do a decent recap ahead of each episode. (As an aside, kudos to “Game of Thrones” producers for making the recaps very clear and obvious so the plot is easier to follow. I was starting to get lost this season and they pulled me back in with easy to follow recaps.)

Spoilers for True Blood’s upcoming season
TB comes back on June 10th, and from advance details we’ve seen from trailers Russell Edgington is back! They should have shown that evil bastard the true death. I guess Erik and Bill join forces, and a new evil Vampire comes in with Christopher Meloni’s character. This should get interesting.

At the premiere last night, pregnant Anna Paquin wore Rachel Comey. I’m not a fan of the asymmetric neckline, which looks sloppy to me. Coupled with the goofy hemline, it just looks like someone cut out random shapes of striped sequin fabric and then sewed them haphazardly to some polka dot mesh. I’m surprised this isn’t Stella McCartney. It’s like someone got drunk and tried to copy Stella’s design. Anna doesn’t look pregnant from the front at all, but from the side you can see she’s showing. I have mixed feelings about Anna, and wish she would look happier on the red carpet.

Stephen’s hair looks way too dark, right?

Janina Gavankar was ridiculous in this puffy very short tin foil ice skater gown. Look at the ruffled layers on this thing. Janina plays shapeshifter Luna, Sam Merlotte’s love interest. I don’t really like her character and now that I see her taking this dress seriously my impression of her is confirmed. Check out her orange platform pumps. Hideous!

Look at Terry! Todd Lowe is really hot to me. He’s such a good actor. I’m looking forward to seeing more of him.

I also find Chris Bauer, Andy Bellefleur, oddly attractive. He plays bumbling so well, but there’s something sexy about the man. Am I alone in this?

In contrast, Joe Manganiello doesn’t do it for me at all. Check out his man scarf hanging out the bottom of his tiny vest thing. He’s superficially hot, but he seems like such a tool.

Sam Trammell is a cutie though, despite that goofy dot shirt. He needs some more scruff to complete the look, and that hairstyle isn’t doing him any favors. He and his girlfriend had twin boys last August.

Deborah Ann Woll is a great actress and seems like sweet person, but I’ve rarely seen her get her red carpet style spot on. She’s so gorgeous too.

Here’s Carrie Preston, Arlene, with her real life husband, Lost actor Michael Emerson. They’re so cute together! I love her on the show.

Nelsan Ellis, that handsome devil. He’s also an incredible actor.

Askars! Can’t wait to hear his sexy voice again.

Kristin Bauer with her squinty husband. Her character Pam is awesome, but she doesn’t look well put together here. It’s the dress in combination with that 70s hair.

And I’ll end with Tara Buck, who plays Ginger, the trashy human who guards Fangtasia during the day. This dress is awesome and hilarious. I just love it.

photo credit: WENN.com

Last night was the LA premiere of Battleship, and these are some of the dong-tastic photos, for your viewing pleasure. Should we do this old-school Hot Guy Friday? Or should we do it “Who would you rather?”-style? I’m undecided. You just pick your fantasy dude and let your mind wander. Considering I think most of you enjoy the SWEDISH THUNDER and VIKING DONG of Alexander Skarsgard, let’s start with him. I really, really love that Alexander takes the time to get a nice suit and have it tailored for his crazy tall, long, Viking body. That suit is fantastic on him. The tie? Not so much. That tie is totally a retro knit, and while that might be “in style” right now, it also seems “off” with the suit. Still, who would really kick him out of bed? VIKING THUNDER.

As for the other dudes of Battleship… the only ones I’m really interested in post-Skarsgard are Taylor Kitsch and Liam Neeson. Liam is an “always and forever” dude for me, and I think for most women. I don’t know why he keeps signing on to do these dumb movies, but I always enjoy seeing him on a red carpet. As for Kitsch… well, some of you enjoy him. After a brief flirtation with photos of him, I’m now kind of over it. He’s not my type. Alex and Liam are my type.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

When I find myself attracted to Alexander Skarsgard, it’s almost exclusively through photos. He’s not one of those “you have to see him in motion” dudes, like Benedict Cumberbatch or someone like that. Alex photographs very well most of the time, and considering I don’t watch True Blood, I rarely see him in motion, which is fine. I’m just trying to explain why I was somewhat startled to hear his natural speaking voice in this Extra interview. CB says that she can hear Alex’s natural Swedish accent, but I can’t make it out. Does it freak out anyone else that Alex’s American accent is absolutely perfect? Anyway, in this joint interview with Taylor Kitsch (his voice is super-annoying), they’re promoting Battleship and Alex ends up confirming that he’s single. Sort of.

I like the way Alex handles those questions, truly mystified at first, offering a muddled denial, then playing along with the Charlize Theron questions. Back in March, The Enquirer got the ball rolling on those reports, claiming that Charlize and Alex were seen together at a gay bar in LA. Since then, people have been acting like Charlize and Alex are totally together and in love, which… I don’t buy. I think they probably were hanging out at some point, maybe even hooking up, but I don’t think they’re really “together”. And obviously, Alex seems to consider himself single: “If I’m in a relationship? No, I’m not.” There you go, Viking-Dong Lovers. Skarsgard could be yours. But probably only if you’re blonde and thin.

Oh, and last week Access Hollywood asked Alex about possibly being cast as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey too. He jokingly said, “Where do I sign? He’s got a sex chamber? My character has that on ‘True Blood.’ He’s got his little dungeon… I was born to play that part.” Just say no, Alex.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

These are some new photos of Charlize Theron at CinemaCon yesterday in Las Vegas. Shall we discuss the Dion Lee dress first? I’m not in love with it. And oddly enough, I don’t find it flattering. Charlize has this amazing body, and I swear the cut of this dress makes her hips look weird. Plus, she doesn’t look comfortable in it at all. The “cutout” effect is helped along with that illusion netting, and it’s just not a cute look. Her face looks great, though. She’s been looking kind of Botoxy lately, but she looks very fresh and natural here (to my eyes).

Charlize received the “Distinguished Decade of Achievement In Film” Award at CinemaCon. Charlize has had a great decade in film, but that’s kind of lost in such a kiss-ass industry event when everyone knows Charlize just got an “award” because she has two films opening up in June (both of which I can’t wait for). During her acceptance speech, Charlize joked, “If I knew that 3D was gonna be such a big deal I would have gotten that boob job ten years ago.” She also said that everything she knows about love she learned from watching Splash and “Perhaps that is why I am still single.”

Single you say? In other Charlize news, The Enquirer has a recap on the situation with Charlize and Alexander Skarsgard. The Enquirer broke the story in March – something about Charlize and Alex on a “date” at Gym Sportsbar, “a gay watering hole in West Hollywood.” Other sites have claimed similar things too – it’s generally established that Charlize and Alex were together at this bar, but some say that they might have been with a group of friends and maybe it wasn’t so much a “date”. The Enquirer’s sources say this week that Charlize and Alex “want to keep the romance to themselves for the time being.” Which is just a fancy way of saying that we probably won’t see photos of them together. For a while at least.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some photos from Coachella this weekend. Kate Bosworth and her boyfriend got to go last weekend – this weekend belonged to Alexander Skarsgard! It’s funny when a couple breaks up and they fight about who gets custody of the music festival. The Bos and The Skarsgard are literally sharing custody of Coachella. As you can see, Alex was having a good time this weekend, drinking beer, hanging out with friends, looking surly for the paparazzi. I want to think that Alex genuinely did not want to be photographed. I want to think he genuinely went there for the music, and to have fun. I don’t know, though. All I can really focus on is his arms and how gigantic he is. Am I alone in wanting to take him shopping, though? I want to buy him some new pants and t-shirts. He can be comfortable and wear clothes that fit AND have it be fashionable.

Emma Roberts really hopes you’re paying attention to her. Hey, remember when she was all, “I’m going to be a college student now!”? And then she was like, “OMG, college totally interferes with my partying and famewhoring, I quit!” Good times.

One of these things is not like the other, The Melanie Griffith Edition. WTF is she doing there?

Dita Von Teese was there, but she didn’t bring her gorgeous French boyfriend, like she did last year. I guess the dude she’s with is just a friend?

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was Jason Statham-less. Is this the perfect Coachella outfit? Probably.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Last week, I covered some cute quotes from boy-crazy Rihanna where all she could talk about was how hot Alexander Skarsgard was when they filmed Battleship. Incidentally, Rihanna is also hot for Liam Neeson too. But I could totally see Rihanna and Alex Skarsgard getting down… if only it wasn’t for one big, blonde problem. The tabloids have been claiming for more than a month that Charlize Theron and Skarsgard have been casually seeing each other. So obviously, Charlize is ready to take down Rihanna. Which sounds like a sexual fantasy of many dudes, right? Rihanna and Charlize, a Jell-O fight for the heart of the Viking. Am I writing p0rn now?

Rihanna wants to sink her fangs into Alexander Skarsgard, and that’s rattled his girlfriend Charlize Theron. Rihanna gushed to reporters, “I had to keep my game face. I could stare at him all day long. I was just watching him on set.”

Rihanna’s public lust has ruffled Charlize’s feathers.

“Charlize isn’t usually the jealous type, but she definitely took notice when she heard Rihanna has her eyes set on Alex,” a source told The Enquirer. “She called him and was very coy, saying she heard that he had a famous admirer. Alex laughed off Rihanna’s comments, but he was secretly pleased that Charlize was a tad jealous.”

“Rihanna may have wanted more than a working relationship with Alex, but it never happened,” adds the source. “It’s Charlize that Alex is still trying to impress. He says there’s no comparison between her and Rihanna.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

I tend to think that if anything is happening between Charlize and Alex, it’s of the “casual sex” variety. And I hope that means that Charlize isn’t getting twitchy about Rihanna getting up on her man. It’s just Rihanna – she’s boy-crazy. And she usually only sleeps with the worst ones, you know? Rihanna would never end up with a giant Viking. She hooked up wit Ryan Phillippe and Ashton Kutcher – she’s proven herself unworthy of a Viking.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Charlize Theron is a new mother. You’d think that because she’s a single mom now (“Sisters are doing it for themselves,” as Jon Hamm would say), she would go The Sandra Bullock Route and allow her image to be remade into a family-friendly vision of motherly love. But Charlize is not Sandra Bullock. Charlize likes boys, and boys like Charlize. So while we’re hearing a little bit about Charlize’s son Jackson, we’re hearing even more about Charlize’s potential boyfriends. Personally, I think Charlize would LOVE a ride on the Fassbender train – but I don’t think he’s into it. He doesn’t go for tall blondes. Fortunately, there’s one Viking who does like lithe blondes, and that’s Alexander Skarsgard. Alex and Charlize had a much-rumored rendezvous back in early March – they were said to be cuddled up and “together” at a bar. Now Us Weekly claims that they went on a “second date”:

Charlize Theron, who adopted son Jackson in March, went on a second date with Alexander Skarsgard on April 6 at West Hollywood’s Soho House. Though the duo – who hung out March 3 at the area’s Gym Sports bar – were with a group, “she rested her head on his shoulder and they looked very couple-y,” says an onlooker. Explains a Theron source, “It isn’t serious. And no, he has not met the baby!”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

All I heard there was “casual sex”. Is that what this is – something casual, something not at all serious because Alex doesn’t want to get serious with a single mother and Charlize doesn’t want to get serious with a Viking? If it’s just physical… sure. I find their brother-sister appearances creepy though.

But that’s not the only man Charlize might have coming around. In Touch Weekly (yeah) claims that Charlize and Keanu Reeves have been spending more time together too. Inevitably, the tabloids really want Sad Keanu and Charlize to happen – there were lots of rumors about them right after Charlize and Stuart Townsend broke up.

First comes love and marriage, then the baby carriage? Not for Charlize Theron. Now that she’s a single mom to adopted son Jackson, Charlize is looking for a baby daddy. And the 36-year-old actress has her sights set on her longtime friend — and rumored former beau — Keanu Reeves!

A pal says the Sweet November co-stars have gotten closer since Charlize brought home Jackson and friends think a rekindled romance is inevitable. “They were friends with benefits in the past,” the friend says, “but now it’s something more.”

So is Keanu, 47, dad material? “He babysits and brings toys when he visits Charlize and Jackson,” the friend reports. “He even built the crib and changes diapers!” Sounds like a keeper!

[From In Touch Weekly]

“He babysits and brings toys when he visits Charlize and Jackson…” I just don’t buy it. I don’t buy this dynamic with them at all. If Charlize and Keanu are hanging out, I think they’re just drinking beers and watching the game, you know?

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN.

Here are all the dudes from the sausage party red carpet for the LA premiere of The Avengers. I already covered “the jiggle” of the red carpet, Scarlett Johansson, here. But let’s be real – it’s all about the dudes for this film. It looks like everybody showed up and then some, so I don‘t even know where to start – Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/The Hulk? Chris Hemsworth as Thor? No, let’s start with the chairman of this particular board, Robert Downey Jr., who is reprising his role as Tony Stark/IronMan. This is their first red carpet since RDJ’s wife Susan gave birth to the couple’s first child together, a boy they named Exton Elias Downey. I LOOOOOVE RDJ’s purple suit.

Alexander Skarsgard was there with his dad, Stellan. I love his dad – he’s such a talented actor. Alex looks… tired? Exhausted, really. Too many ladies, too little time.

Chris Hemsworth is very, very pretty. He looks nice in a three-piece suit too. But he does nothing for me personally. I don’t like ‘em when they’re this pretty.

Chris Evans is Captain America, and… well, I normally like him a lot, but the combination of bad hair and bad suit is leaving me cold.

I’m starting to see the Tom Hiddleston thing more and more. I like the shade of ginger he’s working, and God knows, I love a tall bastard. Tom might be one of the best-looking guys at the premiere.

Y’all know I love Jeremy Renner, but this look is a giant NO. He looks like Tom Cruise in Rain Man, right? I would have liked this look better if he paired his too-light suit with a simple white button-down shirt, no tie.

And last but not least, Mark Ruffalo and his wife, Sunrise. So, so, SO cute. Love them both. Him especially.

Photos courtesy of WENN.