Haha, Lindsay Lohan smokes Parliaments! I never knew that about her. I would have thought a Lohan would roll hardcore and smoke Newports. Anyway, as you may have guessed, Little Miss I’m In London For Haiti is still partying her ass off in London, and wherever Blohan goes, crack drama follows. The British papers seem to be lapping it up, with breathless accounts of her behavior. Even WENN noted that Lindsay partied until 4:30 a.m. this morning, after which she went back to hotel where she banged the hell out of the door to be let in. Aw… she thinks the hotel in Sam Ronson’s house.

There’s never a dull moment when Lindsay’s in town.

And she didn’t disappoint with her antics at the Adidas party. The babe startled the likes of mild-mannered JLS, Alexandra Burke, and even gave party-mad Kesha a run for her money when after one too many tipples we hear she was up dancing on sofas and chucking ciggarettes at the waitresses.

A source at the fab bash hosted by DJ Sam Young and John Woolf (MUST) at Bungalow 8 told us: “Lilo was having a ball. She was a little over the top though as she was chucking fags at the waitress.”

“She was so caught up in it all she forgot to go to the gifting suite to collect her hundreds of pounds worth of goodies.”

And Linds was back on form again on Wednesday night where she held court with pals at trendy Mahiki club. We’re told: “She treated her pals to a table full of champers and £100 a pop treasure chests. The guys and gals alike were queuing up to meet her.”

But she partied so late that she got locked out of her hotel at 4.30am, and had to bang on the door for the concierge.

[From The Daily Mirror]

Regarding the hotel situation, OK UK notes that Lindsay “and her group of friends spent some time banging loudly on the hotel’s front door until they were finally let in by security.” At this point, why even allow Lindsay into your hotel? Seriously?

By the way, did you know Lindsay’s little sister Ali is in London too? Oh yes. Dlisted made note of Ali’s eyebrow situation… what do you want to bet that Lindsay shaved Ali’s eyebrows during some crack rage?

Lindsay Lohan out and about in London on February 18, 2010. Credit: WENN.

These are new photos of Lindsay Lohan and sister Ali crying as they both talk on the phone to people unknown. Not to be cruel about whatever their drama is, but they both look like bad actresses, yes? Like, I don’t find these tears convincing. Probably because I have some theories about why they were putting on this tearful show for the paparazzi. The first theory comes from Fame Pictures, and they claim the tears were all about Lindsay assaulting a dude for getting too close to Ali:

After Lindsay Lohan allegedly threw a punch at a guy who was getting too close to her younger sister Ali at a nightclub, the two exhibit some bizarre behavior on their yacht early this morning, the 4th of January. Sources say that Lindsay repeatedly warned the young man to leave her sister alone and viciously punched him when he did not stop.

Bodyguards arrived quickly to stop the fight and Ali returned to the boat, while Lindsay and a male friend stayed for another hour. On a yacht still riddled with vodka bottles from the long night of partying, the Lohan sisters laughed and cried as they made phone calls, trying to determine the severity of the fight and the consequences that may put a stop to their indulgent vacation.

[From Fame Pictures]

First off – if you don’t want random dudes to hit on your 16-year-old sister, you probably shouldn’t bring her to a club in St. Barth. Just an idea. As for the dude who wouldn’t leave Ali alone, well… yeah, he probably deserved a smack, but I’d be willing to bet this was all some kind of cracked-out imagined drama by Lindsay. The dude probably offered to buy Ali a drink (not realizing that she was 16 years old) and Lindsay probably went crazy on him. Just my theory!

Next theory: Lindsay and Ali were weeping so unconvincingly because they had just learned of Casey Johnson’s death. Lindsay actually crack tweeted about Casey’s death, and copied from Sam Ronson’s page this message: “Am so sick of those 3 letters, so tired of losing friends to something as senseless as a drug overdose. WAKE UP people.” Er… what’s disturbing to me is that Lindsay was likely high on something when she cut and pasted:

In the wake of the sudden and mysterious death of Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, many—including the 30-year-old’s partner Tila Tequila– are wondering if drugs could have played a part in her untimely death.

While her cause of death has so far been determined as “uncertain” some celebrities aren’t wasting any time toting their anti-drug messages. On Monday night, Lindsay Lohan vented her thoughts on her Twitter page, writing: “Am so sick of those 3 letters, so tired of losing friends to something as senseless as a drug overdose. WAKE UP people.”

Her words were actually taken from her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s page. Ronson herself had been tweeting about Casey Johnson’s death.

Lindsay has battled her own drug rumors. Her father Michael Lohan told RadarOnline.com that he fears his daughter has an addiction to prescription pills and has pleaded publicly with her to get help.

In an exclusive statement to RadarOnline.com on Monday, Lohan said: “For how long now, have I been on national television, radio and in the press making waves about prescription drug use and how it is affecting the people we love and others?” Lohan wrote. “Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson, Adam Goldstein, Brittany Murphy and now Casey. (My heart goes out Courtney Semel, who tried to help her, just as my heart goes out to my daughter as many of these people were her friends.) But let’s not talk about celebrities. Let’s talk about our own children and loved ones. When are people going to realize that these drugs cause you to do things you normally wouldn’t and will ultimately destroy your lives!?

“Knock me all you want, I am trying, not lying! It’s time to take a stand folks. Now! God bless Casey and her family.”

[From Radar]

Ugh, you know Michael had to say something. Because everything has to be about him. Gee, I wonder where Lindsay gets it? Oh, right, from both parents. So, what’s the better theory? That Lindsay and Ali put on this little weepy performance because of Casey Johnson, or because Lindsay could be facing assault charges in St. Barth, and she needs to get the hell out of Dodge? Probably a little of Column A, a little of Column B.

UPDATE: I guess there’s a theory number three, courtesy of the crackhead herself. A “friend” close to Lindsay tells Us Weekly that Lindsay’s “friend” Patrick Aufdenkamp “stole Lindsay’s sketches for her new 6126 clothing line… He is now running off trying to do his own line. And telling people he’s going to fashion market week in NYC on February 18 to debut his line.” Oh. My. Pasties! So, Lindsay was sketching her new clothing line while on vacation, and the designs were so good her “best friend” stole them to use for his own line? Lindsay’s friend continues: “It’s horrible. He was her best friend. He has always used her, and she’s been warned to never trust him. Lindsay is a good friend and likes to see the good in people. She didn’t want to believe how bad Patrick’s energy was, and how false his friendship has always been with her.” Oh, for the love of God. Lindsay herself admits that “I should’ve known better… But new year for me and a new beginning! Health, happiness, success and love!” Ten bucks says all of this just some new cracked-out delusion.

Lindsay and Ali Lohan on a yacht in St. Barth on January 4, 2009. Credit: Spread Pictures/Fame Pictures

Lindsay Lohan’s mom has started a website called “Lohan House” as an easily mocked way to sell the family’s castoffs online, many at a hefty price. It looks like the Lohans are hurting after those reality show checks dried up. Along with selling old clothing, shoes and purses, LohanHouse.com has a “news” section that is both undated and out of date. The site makes references to the Lohan’s reality show on E!, “Living Lohan,” as if it’s still going on despite the fact that it ended over a year ago. Dina even claimed this summer that the show ended because E! wanted her to fake a pregnancy.

In “Lohan House” the Lohans are still relevant, Lindsay is still getting work and “Living Lohan” is still on the air. Coupled with their unwanted luxury goods, the dubious Lohan “news” is enough to make you feel a tinge sorry for the youngest Lohans: Ali, 15, and Cody, 13. (There’s also Michael Lohan, Jr., 21, a student at Ithaca College who Jezebel calls “refreshingly normal” and Lindsay of course. Anyone that’s no longer a teenager can fend for themselves in that family, and they obviously do.)

One Lohan not welcome at “Lohan House” is absent dad Michael. Michael had some drama of his own this weekend when he was reportedly thrown in jail in Medford, NY for phoning his ex girlfriend, Erin Muller, who has a restraining order against him. Under the terms of the restraining order, Michael is to have no contact with Muller. According to Michael, though, he was never arrested and didn’t spend time in jail. He told Radar “I was not arrested. Erin and I had an argument. She has an ongoing order of protection against me. She called and said I violated it by making a phone call to her. I went down there today and saw the judge and I handled it and that was it.” Law enforcement sources told Radar that he was arrested, and was “picked up, processed and released.”

Michael “I tape all my phone calls” Lohan is no stranger to the inside of a jail cell. He served nearly two years in jail on multiple DUI and assault charges and was released in March, 2007. It looks like the guy is getting bored after selling all his phone tapes of his daughter crying for help and his ex buddy Jon Gosselin confiding in him. He needs to find another stupid reality star to befriend and exploit. I hear those “Jersey Shore” kids are looking for a father figure.

Do you even recognize her? Here’s 15-year-old Ali Lohan with her mom, Dina, helping out at a charity luncheon in Long Island. Ali is wearing a holiday sweater! And she isn’t wearing hooker makeup, or hooker heels. Praise the Long Island Lord. The luncheon was for 200 people “suffering from autism and other disabilities.” It’s a really, really nice thing to do, so I’m not going to snark on it.

Alright… one small snarky thing: Dina looks totally over it in these photos. Ali looks like she’s having a good time (she’s probably really comfortable in those clothes as opposed to her nighttime hooker-wear that Lindsay makes her put on), but Dina looks like “get me out of here and into a Shoe-han store.”

LINDSAY LOHAN’s mother, sister and grandmother spread a little Thanksgiving cheer on Tuesday (24Nov09) by helping to serve food at a charity luncheon in New York.

Dina Lohan, her youngest daughter Ali and her mother Ann joined volunteers at the Harbor Links Club and Grill on Long Island to dish up a pre-Thanksgiving meal to over 200 people suffering from autism and other disabilities.

The event took place two days before the U.S. celebrates the annual holiday on Thursday.

[From Contact Music]

I’m struggling to find the angle on this one, honestly. I mean, I know some people will bitch about “oh, there were cameras there, they weren’t doing it out of the goodness of their hearts” but I doubt the cameras bothered the 200 people they were feeding, you know? I’ve come to the conclusion that Ali and Dina might have sincerely done this to be… good people. To spend a few hours being nice. Granted, it’s after years of being crazy (for Dina) and years of wanting to be just like her crackhead sister (for Ali). But still… good work.

Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan serve over 200 people with autism and other disabilities for a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon at Harbor Links Club and Grill on Long Island, New York. Credit: WENN

These are pictures of Lindsay arriving to a Hollywood Hills “party” at 4:30 a.m. Sunday morning. Seriously. I hope I don’t sound like too much of an old fart, but that’s just wrong. When I was a teenager, I could pull that kind of all-nighter stuff in general, but I have never, ever, ever gone to a party at 4:30 a.m. But apparently, Lindsay is up for it. She’s not only up for it, she went to this party after spending the previous hours clubbing at Voyeur. Where she probably threw a tantrum over paying for her drinks.

Oh, yes. Last week, Fox News carried a story
about Lindsay trying to pawn her bar bill off onto Kellan Lutz. When handed a bill, she apparently told the waitress to just put it on Kellan’s credit card without telling him. While I didn’t doubt the story, People Magazine is now running a different, even sketchier version. Note: I’m not sure if the incident described is from the same night, or if this is an entirely different night where Lindsay threw another tantrum over paying her bill:

Lohan, 23, was partying at the Crown Bar in Los Angeles Nov. 6, and, according to one onlooker, caused quite a scene when asked to ante up for her drinks.

“Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown,” says the source. “She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information.”

Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, “She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying ‘I don’t pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I’m freaking out!’ “

[From People]

You know it’s bad when People Magazine is calling Lindsay on her bullsh-t. That’s the beginning of the end. By the way, what world does Lindsay Lohan live in, where she not only thinks everyone should give her free drinks, but she actually cries and whines when they don’t give her free drinks? My guess is that world is called “Marguaritaville”. Probably right next to Crackheadburg. Two exits after Adderall Township.

Speaking of which, apparently on one of Lindsay’s crackhead adventures last week, she ran into her old friend/lover Courtenay Semel. Courtenay actually came out publicly several weeks ago and wrote one of several “open letters” to Lindsay about how Lohan needs to go to rehab, stat. Courtenay’s last rehab visit finally stuck, and now she wants Lindsay to go as well. In the letter, Courtenay talked about how Lindsay needs to go away for six months, find God and sobriety, and leave her 15 year old sister Ali the hell alone (more on Ali in a minute). Apparently, when Lindsay and Courtenay ran into each other at mutual friend Brittny Gastineau’s birthday party last week, Courtenay said all of that to Lindsay’s face. Lindsay started crying and threw a tantrum, predictably. Good try, Courtenay!

Now, onto Ali Lohan. Apparently, while in Los Angeles, Lindsay has been staying in hotels and she’s forcing her little sister to stay with her. Like, in her bed. A source tells Fox News 411 that Lindsay thinks making Ali come and stay with her is a way of “protecting” Ali. Christ.

As Lindsay Lohan’s father continues to leak private phone calls to the media, the troubled star is turning to her 14-year-old support as her sole support system.

“Lindsay lives out of a lot of hotels these days and if her sister, Ali is staying with her, Lindsay wants her to sleep in the same room,” a friend of Lindsay’s tells Fox411. “She’ll get two rooms, but put all the clothes and luggage in one room. She needs the support and love that having Ali around gives her. Having Ali by her side gives her comfort and she likes to think she is also protecting Ali.”

And while Lindsay hardly seems to be in a position to protect anyone, perhaps her instincts are for good reason. In the latest leaked conversation from Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s mother Dina discusses the status of Lindsay’s cutting/self-mutilation habits.

“The release of all the audio tapes has been terrible for Lindsay. She will never trust her father again and she’s had to handle a lot of it on her own.”

To add insult to injury, things with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson don’t seem to be going according to Lohan’s plans either.

“Lindsay is going through a lot right now and she and Sam are more distant than ever,” our source revealed. “She and Sam still speak, but Sam is working on other projects and is even doing a remix of some Good Charlotte music, which ties her further to Nicole Richie. Lindsay and Nicole no longer speak, but she wants Sam to be happy so she trying to let it go.”

[From Fox News 411]

One last note about the Lohan family: Michael Lohan has been accused of “skipping out on a promise to raise money for people with special needs.” The director of Family Residences and Essential Enterprises (a Long Island charity that helps special-needs families) claims that Michael was going to participate in a charity boxing match, the proceeds of which would go to FREE, but that Michael “didn’t show up”. The director, Jeff Cohen, took to Page Six to call Michael a “famewhore” and questions Michael’s manhood. Well done. Who hasn’t the Lohan family offended?

Here’s Lindsay arriving at that Hollywood Hills party at 4:30 AM Sunday morning, November 15, 2009. Credit: WENN.

Whenever I see pictures or read something about 15-year-old child actress Dakota Fanning, I always think to myself “this girl is the same age as Ali Lohan”. It really puts everything in perspective, I think. One is a bright, accomplished young woman who balances a full and active high school education (complete with cheerleading and homecoming princess-hood) with a kick-ass film career. The other is content to be “home-schooled” at The Girls’ School of Cracked-Out Messes. With that in mind, I thoroughly enjoyed Dakota’s Teen Vogue December cover interview – she comes across as intelligent but not arrogant, professional but still a kid. Here are some of the highlights:

Dakota, on her reason for taking the role of Jane in New Moon:
“I read all four Twilight books in one week. It’s such a phenomenon, and I wanted to be able to say that I was a part of it.”

On her co-star Kristen Stewart:
“We became really close, like we’d known each other for our whole lives. We talk all the time.”

Kristen Stewart on Dakota:
“Dakota is one of the most consistently moving actors I have ever worked with. I’m always better with her.”

On playing a mean girl for the first time:
“I’ve never been such an evil character, and because I do know Kristen so well, being mean to her was really weird. It’s like, Sorry, dude!”

On her transition into an adult actress:
“I’m going to get older, and I want to act for the rest of my life—it’s what I love—so I have to move forward with my career. The choices that I make might not always please everyone, but I have to do what I feel is appropriate and right for the time.”

On wanting to attend high school:
“I really wanted a home base, because I feel like no matter how old people are, they remember homecoming. They remember their senior prom. And I really wanted that.”

On her teen rebellion:
“I get my rebellion out through my movies. I’m boring in that way. I enjoy having a normal life.”

[From Teen Vogue]

I have my fingers crossed that she stays this well-adjusted. Hell, at this point, in the grand scope of child actors who break down later in life, I consider professional bag-ladies Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to be successful, you know? But obviously, I have higher hopes for Dakota. Perhaps the Jodie Foster model would be best for her. It seems to have worked out for Kristen Stewart. Oh, and that’s another reason why I like Kristen Stewart - I find her friendship with Dakota to be incredibly sweet. It could come across as patronizing, for an older actress who made the successful transition from child actress to adult to take Dakota under her wing. But Kristen makes it seem very natural, and like she’s coming from a place of genuine friendship.

Here’s Dakota in Teen Vogue. Photos thanks to Oh No They Didn’t.

This is going to be a massive Lindsay Lohan post, so I apologize in advance. There are a bunch of stories about Lindsay in the tabloids (all bad) and there are some little pieces of news here and there. First up: Lindsay Lohan is no longer banned from the club Avenue. Apparently, Lindsay was banned several months ago after the strange incident where she was there at the same time as Justin Timberlake, and she tweeted that he was a “jb cheater”, as in he was cheating on Jessica Biel. Apparently Justin pulled some strings and Lohan became persona non grata at Avenue. Well, that’s over. Page Six reports that while Lindsay had previously been “denied entry” to Avenue since the incident, she’s been partying at Avenue a lot this week. A source claims “She besieged the management with calls and e-mails to let her back in, and she promised to be on her best behavior.” Apparently, Lindsay even followed through, even turning away offers of free drinks. Probably because she was so cracked out, but whatever.

The second Lohan story comes by way of Life & Style via E! News. Lindsay gave L&S an interview about how her 15-year-old sister goes clubbing and accompanies her everywhere. Lindsay says that Ali is “tougher than I am” and that Ali “has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister.” Lindsay also says that Ali is “really good” about doing her homework (because Ali is allegedly home schooled… at the School of Cracked-Out Hard Knocks and Clubbing). Lindsay says: “If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early.” Oh, Jesus. I don’t even want to get into this sh-t. Ali is going to end up worse than Lindsay.

Meanwhile, Star Magazine is still claiming that Lindsay is cutting herself, which I actually believe. HuffPo ran some huge close-ups of Lindsay at the Whitney Gala, and you can see a little bit of how her arms look scarred and busted. Star also reports that Lindsay’s hookup with Balthazar Getty happened the night before her big court date, and that after court she went on a huge bender, “drinking vodka and sugar-free Red Bull, slurring her words… She had circles under her eyes and looked like she hadn’t showered in days.” Star also notes that Lindsay seems “hellbent on destroying herself” and they seem to think Michael Lohan’s half-assed kidnap-and-intervention idea might be the best thing going (apparently they don’t know he’s a toxic parrot).

Speaking kidnapping Lindsay and forcing her into an intervention, In Touch Weekly has this absolutely crazy Lohan story this week. At first it starts out as just a typical “Lohan is a f-cking wreck” story – IT’s source says Lindsay “is taking so many prescription pills… there’s nothing behind her eyes.” Then IT totally runs with Michael’s intervention, publishing three open letters to Lindsay about how rough she is. One is from Michael, one is from Courtenay Semel, and one is from a “professional interventionist.” Now, I do think Lindsay needs help, but some of this is getting very circus-freak gross.

Michael’s letter is ridiculous. Obviously, he thinks all of Lindsay’s problems are about him, beginning his letter with a question about what he did to mess Lindsay up. Michael also uses phrases like “my blessed daughter” and “I have held your vacant body in my arms”. But, no worries. Michael has “helped so many other successfully… Linds, please, Honey, please let me help you.” Michael worst sentence ever: “As a parent and as a man of God who loves his family while others make this about money and slander, Honey, I did not and will not.” It gets grosser too but I can’t type it in. I’m too digusted.

Courtenay Semel is Lindsay’s former girlfriend/friend, but they haven’t been close since Courtenay got clean earlier this year. She actually had some more common sense advice in her letter – stuff like “Let Ali go be a kid” and “go take some time away from yourself”. Courtenay’s advice is basically go away for six months, go to rehab, get clean, find God and get a fresh start. Not bad. The letter from the “professional interventionist” is a little funny though – it sounds like a lawyer wrote it. It’s basically like “you may be an addict, but I can’t say for sure because then you might sue me, but maybe you should get some help okay? Don’t sue.”

Many people have been comparing Lindsay’s decay to Britney Spears’s drama. My take? I tend to think Lindsay should be compared to Amy Winehouse. Amy didn’t really get clean, she just temporarily gave up drugs for rum and the Caribbean. Which wouldn’t really be the worst option for Lindsay if she didn’t feel like really doing the heavy lifting of getting sober. In any case, the best advice is Courtenay’s – Lohan should go away for six months. Do something else.

Ali is shown on 10/4/09 at Paris Fashion week and out with Lindsay in Paris on 10/9/09. Credit: Fame Pictures

Fresh off the heels of her “obituary waiting to happen” Star Magazine cover story, Lindsay Lohan went out and about in New York last night. Because when everyone is talking about how you’re a train wreck, the best thing to do is go gallivanting around to events cracked out of your mind and making excuses for everything. I will say this though – Lindsay was photographed in New York earlier Wednesday, and being back in her home country agrees with her. I’m not saying she looks good or anything, just that she looks less strung out. Anyway, while she was attending a Victoria’s Secret party last night, she spoke to People about her epic failure as a “creative consultant” to Ungaro:

The Paris fashion world never expected to see pasties on the runway. Nor, apparently, did the creative consultant behind the disastrous line, Lindsay Lohan.

The actress, 23, who was skewered by the fashion press for the first Ungaro collection she served as artistic advisor on, blamed the fiasco on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection.”

As for the much-maligned sequined pasties flashed by the models when they opened their jackets and blouses, Lohan said told PEOPLE on Wednesday at a Victoria’s Secret Velvet launch party in New York that she was as shocked as the audience.

“I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels on the girls until they were walking out,” she says, adding that “I am going back to Paris for the next collection….I am learning.” Still, the clock for her next collection is already ticking. “It’s already in January,” she says. “I thought it was in March.”

[From People]

When all else fails, Lindsay pulls the wide-eyed “I didn’t know anything about anything” act. My guess is Little Miss “I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels” Lohan had the brilliant idea for the heart-shaped pasties and now she’s trying to blame that poor Ungaro designer. Next Lindsay is probably going to try to claim that her designs were “hacked”.

Meanwhile, Lindsay’s dad is still talking. This bastard just won’t shut up. Even though I agree with some of the stuff he’s saying, the way he keeps giving interview after interview about his daughter’s train wreck life, all as a way to get more attention for himself, is pissing me off. Anyway, Michael’s latest interview is all about how he’s now concerned about Lindsay’s influence on his 15-year-old sister Ali. I hate myself for saying this, but I co-sign Michael on this one: “Lindsay’s leaning on Ali right now. Do you think that’s good? Leaning on your 15-year-old sister?”

When Michael is asked by Radar if he thinks Ali will end up a cracked-out mess like Lindsay, Michael says: “Absolutely! The biggest argument I had with Dina when it came to Lindsay was when she allowed her to go out to California by herself at age 17 and live with another girl. I was totally against it. That was when we were going through difficulties in our marriage and Dina wasn’t listening to a word I said. That’s when we broke up. Lindsay was living out there with a 19-year-old girl and everything went haywire.” Well… it wasn’t just living alone at the Chateau Marmont at the age of 17, a great deal of her current problems involve her sketchy famewhore parents, the motherload of drugs, and no one ever telling her no.

Frances Bean Cobain, 17, the daughter of tragic rock icon Kurt Cobain and crazy trainwreck Courtney Love, has penned an “open letter” to Ali Lohan using a utility that lets you write long blog entries and then re-posts them in the right length segments to your Twitter account. It’s called Twerbose, and what is the point of that? Twitter is for status updates and brief musings. Write a blog entry on your Facebook account if you want all your friends to see it.

Frances has since deleted what is claimed to be her Twitter account, but her original very long tweet remains up on Twerbose. Frances’ entry makes much more sense than her mother’s Internet ramblings, but you can see that she sadly takes after her. She has this kind of pseudo-intellectual style riddled with grammatical errors and full of grand pronouncements about the nature of fame and artistic integrity.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

[From Frances Bean Cobain's Twerbose account via Gossip Rocks, ONTD]

I would assume that Frances had some run-in with Ali that’s causing her to flip out, but she writes that she doesn’t “personally know you but its the actions that you take, that speak for you.” Frances and Ali are both in NY – I found photos of Frances and Ali out shopping in lower Manhattan on the same day, 8/19/09, so it’s possible that the paps were following Ali and Lindsay in that area and that’s how they honed in on Frances. She could be annoyed that they were following her due to Ali and Lindsay, but that was weeks ago.

What is Frances rallying against exactly, Ali Lohan or a culture that tries to pigeonhole her into a stereotypical type of fame? Don’t hate the player, hate the game. You would think these two would have something to bond over, what with both having erratic, publicly embarrassing family members addicted to prescription drugs. Frances was rumored to have been offered the role of Alice in the new Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland film, but is said to have passed in favor of going to college. She should take a few English classes, that’s for sure.

Frances is shown out in NY on 8/19/09 and 8/22/09. Ali is shown on 8/1, 8/19 and 9/6/09. Credit: WENN.com

This latest story is just another in a long line of “Lindsay Lohan is a cracked-out diva” stories – and it won’t be the last, either. But I enjoyed it. It’s just a little anecdote about Lindsay (and her sister Ali, the 16-year-old with the smoker’s rasp, who looks like Dina Lohan’s twin) at a fashion show, and how she still thinks she’s some kind of A-Lister. These photos are Lindsay at the show – is it horrible that I don’t hate this outfit? Lindsay usually looks like death warmed over, but this dress with the thigh-high stockings isn’t too bad. I mean, she doesn’t look classy or anything, but it kind of works. My mother would declare the outfit “whorey”. Lindsay’s mom would declare this outfit “Can I borrow that?”

Lindsay Lohan is largely unemployed these days, but she still behaves like a movie star. For the G-Star runway show Tuesday night at Hammerstein Ballroom, “She arrived with her sister, Ali, and two other guests,” said our insider.

“She had already copped an attitude by refusing to pose for photos, and she had to be dragged into the press line.”

Later, “Lindsay decided she wasn’t happy with the seating arrangements. She began taking the seating cards for celebrities like Juliette Lewis and Christian Siriano and moving them or throwing them on the floor,” said our source.

When she threw Taylor Momsen’s place card to the floor, event producers approached her. Lohan responded, “Don’t [bleep]ing touch me,” and “rolled her eyes and continued moving the place cards,” said our spy. There’s no stopping a true diva.

[From Page Six]

“Don’t f-cking touch me,” Lindsay muttered, and no one did anything! How about calling the cops on her dumb ass? Eh. How long will Lindsay continue to even be invited to these events? And what bothers me more is that Lindsay pulled this sh-t in front of her sister. Great message for Ali, right? Be a cracked out diva, hiss “don’t f-cking touch me” and everything will go your way. Yesterday, Jaybird wrote about Life & Style’s cover story this week, in which a source claims “Anything Lindsay does, Ali wants to do.” This includes dressing alike, “looking shockingly skinny and sporting plumped-up lips.” So how long before we begin reading Page Six reports about Ali’s psycho, cracked-out diva behavior? And you know Ali wants to be the kind of “celebrity” Lindsay is. You know, the kind of “celebrity” that never works, perpetuates neverending drama, breaks into her own home (allegedly) and gets sued all the time. Tragic.

Oh, and in case anyone cares, Lindsay Lohan just tweeted that regardless of whatever rumor is spreading like wildfire, she is not in a psych ward. Lindsay wrote: “Hahahaha my publicist just called me & said she heard I was in a psych ward!!!! Hahaha WHAT IS WRONG with people???? I’m working lol…BUT that’s one I’ve NEVER heard about myself before! New ones r always interesting huh? There’s SO much more going on in the world! Wake up.” Oh, Lindsay. She’s so wise. Tell us more about what’s happening in the rest of the world, Lindsay!