The last we heard from Heidi Bivens, it was being alleged in British and American tabloids that she and Jennifer Aniston had finally had a sit-down meeting. The details of the meeting were particularly hilarious – “sources” claimed that Jennifer wept as she played the pity party card once again, explaining how Angelina Jolie homewrecked her marriage and that was why she (Jennifer) could never break up another relationship. Except that it’s pretty well established that Jennifer’s affair with Justin Theroux began when he was still very much living with Heidi Bivens. Anyway, I don’t know if the meeting really took place (Heidi’s mom made is seem like it might have), but I do know that Heidi has been pretty classy about the way she’s conducted herself, post-Theroux. She’s only made a handful of comments, and when there’s any tabloid reporting on her, it’s of the “Heidi just wishes she didn’t have to see her ex and his girlfriend all over the place” variety.

So it’s definitely news when an outlet actually gets a real quote from Heidi. And it’s even better news when Heidi takes a moment to praise… ANGELINA!! Hahaha. Justin Theroux’s ex is Team Jolie. Of course.

No surprise here: Heidi Bivens is on Team Angelina! The pretty celeb stylist was thrust into the spotlight last spring when Justin Theroux abruptly ended their 14-year relationship (they lived together) and embarked on a high-profile romance with Wanderlust costar Jennifer Aniston.

Bivens made a rare red carpet appearance recently at the premiere of the film Here at the CORE: Club in NYC — and had high praise for Angelina Jolie, who’s been with Aniston’s ex-husband Brad Pitt for seven years.

“I was super-impressed by Angelina’s dress for the Golden Globes,” Bivens told Us Weekly of the superstar’s jaw-dropping look at the Jan. 15 awards fest in Beverly Hills. With Pitt at her side, the actress and In the Land of Blood and Honey director, 36, stunned in a champagne satin one-shoulder Atelier Versace gown with a hint of red at the neckline.

With her naturally brunette hair in a blonde bob, Bivens wore a black ballerina sweater and black dress at the premiere, and also praised the Globes looks of Natalie Portman (“stunning!”), Laura Dern (“she’s a dear friend…she knows what works for her body) and Tilda Swinton (“she always looks like a million bucks!”).

When asked about her increased profile in the press thanks to her 40-year-old ex’s talked-about love life, Bivens demurred to comment. “There’s nothing to say,” she told Us. “I’m very content being behind the scenes and I hope to continue to do good work that people know me for and that it’s about the work.”

Insiders told Us that Aniston, 42, pursued Theroux in fall 2010 on the set of Wanderlust despite his long-term relationship with Bivens. “Jen wanted Justin and it didn’t matter that he was already with someone,” a source said.

Added a Bivens insider last spring: “It sucks when your ex dates the most famous woman in the world so soon after a breakup.”

[From Us Weekly]

It sounds like Heidi is a pretty low-key person, but I’m happy to see that she feels free enough to chat about styling and dresses with Us Weekly. Heidi is a stylist and costume designer – wouldn’t it be interesting to see her style Angelina Jolie? Jolie needs to fire her stylist anyway. Dear Heidi: please put her in something other than a sack dress.

By the way, Wanderlust comes out in less than a month, which means lots of attention for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and their relationship. Will Heidi choose that moment to really talk about what happened in her 14-year-relationship with Justin?

Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.

Brad Pitt covers the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter, and this might be one of his best photo shoots in a long time. His scruff is contained, he looks clean and sober and dear God, the man can wear the hell out of a blue shirt. Much like Brad’s Parade Magazine interview last year, Brad spends some time talking about how depressed he was when he was married to Jennifer Aniston, only this time he doesn’t get so timeline-specific. Brad also discusses how he and Angelina will probably get married someday soon, and how they’ll probably have more kids too. You can read the full THR interview here, and here are some highlights:

On fame and art: “I’ve always been at war with myself, for right or wrong,” he admits. “I don’t know how to explain it more. There’s that constant argument going on in your head about this or that. It’s universal. Some people are better at dealing with it, and they sleep with no pain — not pain, arguments. I’ve grown quite comfortable with being at war.”

On politics: Jodi Kantor’s new book The Obamas describes Pitt as “awkward” in a meeting with the president. “I probably was — you don’t want to impose on a busy man,” he says. But, he’s more interested in Obama himself, particularly whether the commander in chief has stopped smoking, as Pitt would dearly like to do. While backing Obama, he nonetheless was glued to the Republican debate Jan. 19. “I’m an Obama supporter, no question,” he says. “But it doesn’t mean there’s nothing to learn from the other side.”

On religion: All his life, Pitt has learned from the other side. That’s what led him to make a leap of non-faith when he rejected his Southern Baptist upbringing. “I grew up very religious, and I don’t have a great relationship with religion,” he reflects. “I oscillate between agnosticism and atheism.” Pitt says differences over religion make his parents, William and Jane, “sad, but I have parents that love me unconditionally.”

He was a depressed pothead in the 1990s: While Pitt’s star ascended with 1992′s A River Runs Through It, 1994′s Legends of the Fall and 1995′s Seven, his personal life declined, even following his 2000 marriage to Aniston. “I got really sick of myself at the end of the 1990s: I was hiding out from the celebrity thing; I was smoking way too much dope; I was sitting on the couch and just turning into a doughnut; and I really got irritated with myself,” he says. “I got to: ‘What’s the point? I know better than this.’ ” Pitt wrestled with dark thoughts: “I used to deal with depression, but I don’t now, not this decade — maybe last decade. But that’s also figuring out who you are. I see it as a great education, as one of the seasons or a semester: ‘This semester I was majoring in depression.’ I was doing the same thing every night and numbing myself to sleep — the same routine: Couldn’t wait to get home and hide out. But that feeling of unease was growing and one night I just said, ‘This is a waste.’ ”

He stopped smoking pot when? A trip to Casablanca, Morocco, in the mid-to-late 1990s, “where I saw poverty to an extreme I had never witnessed before, and we talked about inequality and health care, and I saw just what I felt was so unnecessary, that people should have to survive in these circumstances — and the children were inflicted with a lot of deformities, and things that could have been avoided had become their sentence. It stuck with me.” Almost overnight, he decided something had to give. “I just quit. I stopped grass then — I mean, pretty much — and decided to get off the couch.”

He started helping people before he met Angelina: “I sought out Bono and sat down with him a few times and got involved in some of the stuff he was doing. But it all started before that. It started with private acts,” which he doesn’t define. Inevitably this led him to Jolie, with whom he starred in 2005′s Mr. & Mrs. Smith. While the tabloids gloat about her effect on Pitt, the two were drawn to each other by corresponding concerns. “That may have been one of the things that brought us together,” Pitt reasons. “Certainly, I’ve met very few people more dedicated than she is. She is always studying issues, daily. She has such compassion for the people she works with.”

He wants to marry Angelina: He oscillates, too, on the subject of whether he’ll get married, and it’s clear Pitt has shifted from his promise that this won’t happen until gay marriage is legalized. “We’d actually like to,” he says of his seven-year partner, Jolie, “and it seems to mean more and more to our kids. We made this declaration some time ago that we weren’t going to do it till everyone can. But I don’t think we’ll be able to hold out. It means so much to my kids, and they ask a lot. And it means something to me, too, to make that kind of commitment.” Has he asked Jolie to marry him? “I’m not going to go any further,” says Pitt. “But to be in love with someone and be raising a family with someone and want to make that commitment and not be able to is ludicrous, just ludicrous.”

The Jolie-Pitt kids have stolen his cane: Having children, he says, has been “the most grounding thing.” Would he have more? “We haven’t closed the book on it. There’s a really nice balance in the house right now, but if we see the need and get that lightning bolt that says, ‘We can help this person; we could do something here,’ then absolutely.” It was while carrying Vivienne — one of his children, many adopted, whose ages range from 3 to 10 — that Pitt fell and hurt his knee, causing him to walk with the cane his friend George Clooney spoofed during the Golden Globes. It wasn’t a skiing accident, contrary to reports. “I think George went down the line, making things up,” Pitt laughs. “I was just walking in our backyard, on a hill, carrying my daughter, and I slipped — and it was those parental instincts: me or her. And she’s fine.” The cane is nowhere to be seen today, and he jokes about how his children kept stealing it until he gave them canes of their own.

[From The Hollywood Reporter]

I’m just including the tabloid-y highlights, obviously, but if you like Brad and/or you liked Moneyball, you should totally read the full piece, because there’s a fascinating backstory as to how Brad personally shepherded that film into existence, and how he was the most hands-on producer ever. I found that very interesting, and it makes sense – part of the reason I loved Brad’s performance in Moneyball was because it felt like a “lived in” character for Brad – and he actually had been living and breathing the project for years. Sigh… I really hope he wins the Oscar.

Photos courtesy of THR.

Can I get away with writing “Angelina Jolie, blah, too thin, blah blah, preggo, blah, rehab, et cetera”? Because that’s all this is. Star Magazine claims that Angelina has hit the trifecta of tabloid dramz, because she’s so, so thin, AND she’s pregnant, AND she’s headed to rehab. That’s seriously this week’s cover story, because Angelina’s preggo bones are apparently more interesting than Heidi Klum, or Demi Moore or even Gwen Stefani’s marriage.

Angelina Jolie is working so hard that she may be risking her own health and the health of her alleged baby, according to Star magazine.

A source tells the mag that the never-ending mix of Angie’s charities, promoting her directorial debut film — In the Land of Blood and Honey — being a mom of six, AND pregnant with another kid on the way has caused her to near a severe breakdown.

“Angelina hardly ever eats, and she rarely gets more than four or fice hours of sleep a night. And she gets terribly depressed, to the point where she is inconsolable,” a source tells Star. “Angelina’s been very emotional lately and cries at the drop of a hat… Everyone close to her fears she’s biting off more than she can chew. They’re afraid she’s on the verge of suffering a completely breakdown.”

And Brad Pitt is becoming increasingly concerned, especially with their reported third biological baby on the way. In the Jan. 18th issue of OK! magazine, sources confirmed to the mag that Angelina is indeed expecting. This would be the seventh addition to their current brood of kids: Maddox, 10, Pax, 8, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5, and Knox and Vivienne, 3.

Brad, 48, has already began researching rehab facilities to find one where Angie will get the proper help she needs along with the proper security.

“There’s one on the Cap d’Antibes called the Clinique Science & Beaute, which is run by top French doctor Henry Delmar. Brad likes that it will approach Angelina’s using a mix of different schools of medicine to help with the exhaustion, loss of appetite and depression,” the source tells Star.

Of course, the main focus is Angie’s health, but with their rumored unborn baby on the way — there are two lives at risk.

[From Star via Hollywood Life]

Wait, what? THIRD biological baby? Which of the blonde Jolie-Pitts is NOT a biological Jolie-Pitt? Shiloh? KNOX? Vivienne? FAX?!? CHANGELING!!!! This is Angelina’s belated cross-promotion for her 2008 Oscar-nominated role.

As for Angelina “rehabbing” at the “Clinique Science & Beaute” in the South of France… doesn’t that sound nice? Doesn’t that seem like a lovely holiday? In any case, Gossip Cop’s “sources close the couple” say that Angelina is NOT preggo, NOT going to rehab and NOT down to 98 pounds. Funny that they don’t have anything to say about Changeling Jolie-Pitt. *adjusts tin foil Brangelina conspiracy hat*

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, cover courtesy of Jezebel.

I don’t even know. Life & Style has a sketchy history with their cover stories about Angelina Jolie and Shiloh. It began in 2010, when Shiloh got her little bob haircut and everyone freaked out because bob haircuts = lesbianism, obviously. And God knows, little girls should ONLY have long hair. There was significant backlash against Life & Style for basically declaring that Shiloh was a lesbian (because of her hair), but that didn’t stop the tabloid from running several more covers in the same vein, meaning that Shiloh has been “manipulated” into her tomboy lifestyle by her EVIL, horrible mother, Angelina. And now this – photos came out a few days ago of Angelina and the kids at the Farmer’s Market – see them here. Shiloh was working a new, shorter haircut. Which, obviously, is the direct result of Angelina’s awful parenting, which has obviously caused Shiloh’s lesbianism. Of course.

Shiloh shows no signs of changing her obsession with being a little boy and while Angeline thinks it’s great, is Brad worried about bullying?

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt showed off the cut while out with her siblings and mother, Angelina Jolie, on January 22. In the August issue of Vanity Fair, Angelina explains the short style, saying, “She wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys’ everything. She thinks she’s one of the brothers.”

While Angelina seems all for the look, Life & Style reports that sources say Brad Pitt is concerned that other children will tease Shiloh. Poor Brad, it must be so hard for a parent to have to be concerned about his child being bullied!

[From Hollywood Life]

Yes, Brad is so concerned! He’s the good parent, you see. And when he finally leaves Angelina, he’ll bring Shiloh to Jennifer Aniston, and Aniston will magically convince Shiloh to wear her hair longer, and instantly, Shiloh will no longer be a lesbian! HUZZAH.

Seriously, though – LEAVE SHAX ALONE. She’s doing her own thing, Montenegro Style. The kid has an excess of personality, which speaks to her parents creating an environment in which their kids’ individuality can flourish.

Cover courtesy of Hollywood Life, WENN, Fame.

You know it’s a crazy day around here when I’m writing about Brangelina, right? Poor Kaiser is still sick, so you’re stuck with me, and while I don’t anticipate any Bermuda Triangle angles on this story, well, you never know.

At any rate, yesterday’s links pointed everyone towards Angelina’s bizarre farmer’s market outfit as she hangs with the kids following many required adult-oriented outings to various awards shows. Many of you commented on the unflattering manner in which Angelina was dressed; and while I too would love to see Angelina rock a pair of jeans, she’s probably just grateful to dress comfortably in her own way again. Since Brad is now up for an Oscar for his role in Moneyball, I expect she’ll be meeting with designers soon to get all dolled up again, so we have that to look forward to in the near future.

As for Brad, he’s still on publicity duty for the time being, and he’s talked to People about what his family does to spend time together while hanging out at home (wherever that might be at any given moment). Mainly, Brad loves watching “iCarly” with his kids. I wonder if he tosses down the cane and engages in the show’s special random dancing along with his kids? I bet he does:

Hollywood’s awards season is a time of relative calm for the Jolie-Pitt family. Oscar-nominee Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can celebrate their films — and the reaction to them — and also kick back with the kids.

On the latter score, Pitt says, the children have certain favorite activities — both at home and on outings.

“A lot of it, for us, is family,” the actor, 48, told PEOPLE Sunday at the Producers Guild Awards in Beverly Hills. “Just breaking away and getting to take the kids to Benihana’s or something.”

And what about when they’re lounging around the house? “iCarly,” says Pitt. “iCarly is big in our house. It is. I know every episode.”

Pitt also offered an update on his injured knee, saying he’s “got the brace for another month” but should be in the clear after that.

Otherwise, he says, awards season is a nice time to reflect on their work — he received raves for acting in Moneyball and Jolie was honored with the Stanley Kramer Award for her work on In the Land of Blood and Honey, which she directed.

“I’m so happy that the films are appreciated. That’s what this has been about for me,” said Pitt. “We get to catch up with people we haven’t seen in a while, old friends. And that’s a nice thing. I consider it part of the job.”

[From People]

You know, it sounds like Brad and Angelina only really spend quality time with other adults during award season, so I’m sure they look forward to that more than they’d like to admit. Otherwise, they’re essentially family people who bury themselves within the depth that is children’s television programming. CB reminded me that Angelina got the kids ready for twin siblings by watching “Dora the Explorer,” and more specifically, the episode where Dora’s mom gives birth to twins. Well, Dora’s not insufferable, but I’m more of a “Go, Diego, Go!” kind of girl myself. After all, Baby Jaguar is the sh-t. “Rowrr, rowrr!”

Photos courtesy of Fame

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were in attendance at last night’s Producers Guild Awards, held in Beverly Hills. Jolie wore this black wool crepe and lace Michael Kors pre-Fall 2012 collection gown which… I have mixed feelings about. The positives: it fits her, it’s not a sack, and there’s sexiness to it. The negatives: the lace looks kind of cheap to me, the cut and the design of the bodice is odd, and the overall effect is not all that gorgeous. That being said, I love her hair and makeup here. I really like it when Angelina does bigger, teased up hair. It suits her.

As for Brad, he was without his cane! And if it just me, or is Brad looking a little bit “refreshed”? He actually made the effort to groom his scraggily facial hair, and he looks so shiny, maybe it’s throwing me off and making me think he looks Botoxed when he’s just clean, for once.

Anyhoodle, Angelina was at the PGAs because she was receiving The Stanley Kramer Award for In the Land of Blood and Honey. We discussed the award previously – ITLOBAH received the award for taking on complicated social issues. Congrats to Angelina!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

This is definitely my favorite story of the week. As the awards season kicked off last week, everything quickly fell into place for Clooney Knows Best – George Clooney began picking up Best Actor awards, and he proceeded to tell all of us what we should be thinking, because obviously, we’re all just dumb ladies who need to be told our opinions on important matters. Clooney’s winning streak is made more interesting because he’s up for all of the same awards as Brad Pitt, his friend and frequent costar. Brad and George are bros. They adore each other. But how do their respective ladies feel about each other? Turns out, according to Us Weekly’s sources, La Jolie hates Stacy Keibler. TEAM JOLIE.

Unfriendly skies! George Clooney, 50, and Stacy Keibler, 32, hitched a ride on a private jet with brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie from LA to the Palm Springs International Film Festival in California on January 7 – but the flight was anything but smooth.

“Angelina refused to acknowledge that Stacy was even on the plane,” a source tells Hot Stuff of Clooney’s bubbly girlfriend of six months. “Angelina went out of her way to ignore her, from takeoff to landing. She would not even look Stacy’s way. She was NOT having it!”

A second source isn’t at all surprised that Keibler got iced by Jolie: “Angie is really not a girlie girl.” Still, Keibler should not be too concerned. Turns out her beau doesn’t like Jolie much either. Says a source close to Clooney, “He thinks Angelina is boring and not good company at all. He does not like to spend time with her.”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

“He thinks Angelina is boring and not good company at all. He does not like to spend time with her.” Talk about burying the lead! Look, I know some of you will be all “Team Clooney, Angelina is the worst! Blah Blah ANISTON.” But here’s my particular problem: George has crappy taste in women. He loves vapid party girls, hostesses, escorts, and barely employable models/actresses. I believe that in George’s mind, you don’t keep a woman around for conversation. In George’s mind, a woman will never be an equal partner in a relationship. THAT is why he doesn’t like to spend time with Angelina. Because she’s not like the vapid hookers he usually spends time with. I mean, really, he could spend two years with Elisabetta Canalis and yet he’s “bored” by a conversation with Angelina? So much for Clooney trying to get his feminist street-cred.

As for the Stacy-Angelina situation – well, how many girlfriends has George gone through since Angelina and Brad have been together? Like, a half-dozen? Angelina is probably at the point where she just doesn’t want to even learn Clooney’s latest piece’s name. I wonder if Cindy Crawford ever feels the same way? Oooh, Gossip Cop has a denial from Stacy’s rep too – interesting. Stacy has a rep?

PS… I know I just bitched about Clooney, but there is evidence to suggest that he and Angelina get along just fine – they did a Newsweek roundtable together in 2008, and George was perfectly nice to her – go here to read the old piece.

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN.

Blah. If this feels familiar, it’s because we hear this story twenty-million times a year. So why I am I writing about it? Because it’s a slow gossip day, and because I honestly thought Angelina looked knocked up in Palm Springs two weekends ago. OK! Magazine reports this week that Angelina is definitely and totally knocked up, and that she’s about three months along. This baby is the product of a renewed “spark” between Brad and Angelina – apparently, they always get along better when they’re trying to conceive.

Lately, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have dropped some none-too-subtle hints that they’d like to add to their brood of six children. The smart money seemed to be on adoption — though Angelina did say recently, “I could end up pregnant.”

Turns out she wasn’t toying with us: A source close to the Oscar-winner reveals that Angelina is expecting her seventh child and telling friends she can’t wait to be a mom again.

“She’s almost three months along,” the source confirms to OK!. “It’s not something she wants to officially announce but she’s at a point where she is telling a select group of people.” Adds an insider: Angelina is really savoring every moment. she’s having a tough time with morning sickness but says it’s all worth it.”

Indeed, Angelina appears to be embracing the whole process: nausea, racing hormones, weight gain and all.

The actress is already mom to six lively kids — Maddox, 10, Pax, 8, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5, and Knox and Vivienne, 3 — and she’s more than prepared for this newcomer.

“Angelina has cleared out her bedroom and redone it all in white,” the insider said. “She wants the room to have a Zen-like feeling because she believes in the mind/body connection and wants her mind at peace.”

Friends say this baby couldn’t have come a better time — it’s saved the couple’s relationship!

“Of coure, while trying to conceive, Angelina and Brad got to spend a lot of alone time,” the insider revealed. “The kids are rarely without either one of their parents, but over the past few months their nannies have been taking over a lot more.”

The bonding time worked: “Angie and Brad have always had an incredible physical connection, but when they have the mission of making a baby, things between them really spark up.”

There’s other benefits to expecting a little one: Pregnancy will force super-skinny Angelina to eat. “Because Angelina sees so much starvation up close, it’s always hard for her to indulge in food,” the source explained. “But when she gets pregnant, all that goes out the window.”

All is well in the Jolie-Pitt household. “It’s a very joyous time,” the insider said. “Everyone is thrilled to see them in a happy place.”

But will there be MORE kids? “They certainly do plan to adopt again,” the source said.

[From OK! Magazine & Hollywood Life]

Basically, Angelina is always in a constant state of A) Extreme thinness or B) Pregnancy. If the tabloids are convinced that she’s not pregnant, they run “Angelina is too thin” stories. If she looks like a relatively healthy weight, they run “Angelina is preggo” stories.

That being said, if this turned out to be true, I wouldn’t be surprised. I think Angelina’s boobs look bigger, and her top half just looks slightly more filled out. In her past pregnancies, you could really see it in her boobs, her arms and her constant sack-wearing.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Last week, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt visited the White House and had a brief meeting with Pres. Obama in the Oval Office. Many speculated that Angelina was there to discuss In the Land of Blood and Honey, as well as her work with the UNHCR. Many also speculated that Brad was there to discuss Make It Right NOLA. Some claimed that Brad and Angelina simply “dropped by” the White House while they were in town – which I don’t buy. You can’t drop by the White House unannounced, you know? The Secret Service doesn’t do uninvited guests. Well, Angelina and Brad made it through the Golden Globes red carpet without really discussing the White House meeting, but Angelina did discuss it with Extra over the weekend:

Angelina says that she had a one-on-one with Obama and: “We met on different issues. He went mainly to speak with Biden about New Orleans, and I went with the lead actress [of "Blood and Honey"] to speak about Sarajevo and our concerns with things going on… we spoke to them briefly and then we spoke a lot to the people underneath them, the ones kind of in the trenches.” Angelina said the meeting was “wonderful.” While Obama and Jolie talked, Brad had a sit-down with VP Joe Biden to discuss Make It Right NOLA. She also talked with David Petraeus, who she met years ago “in the field.” She said Petraeus “doesn’t belittle” her when she has questions – which is an odd statement. Do people in Washington EVER belittle her?

Photos courtesy of Fame.

NOTE: Why is Brad’s crotch glowing? Deep thoughts.

This is just a funny little story about Brangelina and their post-Golden Globes night. Did you know that Angelina and Brad actually went out to some industry parties after the Globes? Isn’t that surprising? They usually never party after the show. According to Page Six, Angelina and Brad made their way to the CAA party, and while Angelina sat down and relaxed, “Brad Pitt ditched his cane and caught up with George Clooney, who was with gal pal Stacey Kiebler, and Leonardo DiCaprio and supermodel girlfriend Erin Heatherton.” Brad wants this as much as George Clooney, make no mistake. Brad was there to glad-hand and be seen. And I never though Leo and Brad were tight, so that’s interesting. Anyway, Us Weekly had a funny story about what happened when Brad and Angelina were walking into the CAA party:

Angelina Jolie doesn’t take her handsome hunk Brad Pitt for granted!

Both Jolie, 36, and love of nearly seven years Pitt, 48, left Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards empty handed — Jolie’s In the Land of Blood and Honey didn’t nab the Best Foreign Language Film globe, and Moneyball star Pitt lost to pal George Clooney in the Best Actor, Drama category.

But Jolie (looking spectacular in satin one-shoulder Atelier Versace gown, bright red lipstick and a dramatic updo hairstyle) had quite the consolation prize: Pitt!

“You’re prettier than me,” Jolie gushed to her man as they arrived quietly at the CAA afterparty at unset Tower. Pitt looked dashing as always in a Salvatore Ferragamo three-piece tuxedo.

Added Jolie: “My shoes are going to kill me!”

“It’s nice when everything comes together,” Pitt told E!’s Ryan Seacrest of their double nominations. “It’s a golden night for us!”

Indeed, Jolie naughtily told the Associated Press what she was most looking forward to that evening: “Getting into bed with Brad!”

[From Us Weekly]

So Brad and Angelina didn’t go home immediately for their special bed-time date… instead, they went out partying, and Angelina made sure that Brad knew he was the prettiest one there. Is that really their dynamic?!? My mind is boggled.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.