As we talked about yesterday, Kris Humphries has now officially filed for legal separation from Kim Kardashian, and he is now seeking an annulment. According to sources, Kris claims the date of separation was October 31 (the same day Kim filed for divorce), and the reason for the annulment is listed as “fraud”. By the way, Kris’s rep also managed to comment on this week’s Star Magazine cover story, about Kris being “secretly gay” - Kris’s rep said the story is “completely false and ridiculous. He is not gay.” Anyway, we’re now seeing the fallout from the latest chapter in STFU AND GO AWAY YOU STUPID HEAPS OF TRASH.

Kim Kardashian is telling close friends today … she NEVER defrauded Kris Humphries into marrying her.

Sources very close to Kim tell us … Kim loved Kris and the marriage was legit, but just fell apart in short order.

As for Kris filing for an annulment on grounds Kim defrauded him, she says the two of them actually discussed annulling the marriage before she filed for divorce, but they were advised there were no legitimate grounds for an annulment. Under California law, someone can annul a marriage if there’s proof of impotency, incest, bigamy, unsound mind, force or fraud.

In fact, Kim is saying she wanted an annulment and filed for divorce only after being told it was her only legal option.

[From TMZ]

Wait, you would have to have “proof” of impotency? What’s proof? The lack of a sex tape? Is that proof? It is in my courtroom! *CASE DISMISSED*

But sources also tell People Magazine that Kim originally wanted to annul the marriage too, but her lawyers told her she couldn’t (lest she wanted to admit to defrauding Kris, I guess). So now Kim is “happy” that everybody is on the same page, apparently.

Anyway, Lurch ran right over to TMZ just after Kim’s people leaked that story, and here’s what he (through “sources”) had to say:

Sources very close to Kris Humphries tell TMZ … Kris is gunning for an annulment based on fraud because he feels “he was just slotted in the plot line of Kim Kardashian’s latest headline and newest business venture.”

We’re told Kris believes Kim never intended to stay married to him, but needed a groom to fuel ratings for her show. One source says, “Once they were finished taping, she just didn’t need a groom anymore.”

Kris is telling people he feels like a pawn in the game.

And, we’re told, Kris is outraged by people who think he was in on the wedding scam — according to one friend, “He would have never flown in his childhood pastor to marry them and involve his church.”

Finally, Kris feels Kim’s own statement that she posted on her blog is a smoking gun … specifically, “I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up in the hoopla and the filming of the TV show.”

Bottom line — the divorce/annulment war in on.

[From TMZ]

See, whenever I start to have a smidgen of sympathy for Kris, I’m reminded of how dumb he is – he got out-foxed by a flock of cat-faces, after all. I think he’s just pissed off that all of his half-assed plans blew up in his face. Everyone could see what a disaster this whole wedding and marriage was going to be, and using the “I was too stupid to see it” defense is BS.

Photos courtesy of WENN.