Sharon Stone, ambassador for the fuck your way to world peace program, is milking her last chance at fame as much as she can. She’s following MC Hammer’s lead by giving overpriced gigs to her sister and best friend:

Here’s Stone at the world premiere in London of Basic Instint 2: Fame Addiction. Stone is easily upstaged by a British psuedo-celebrity in a see through top, Jodie Marsh. Ass grabber Christian Slater and Alex Kingston (of ER) are starring in a play in London together. Kingston is married to someone else.

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Two bloggers were arrested by the FBI for posting unreleased tracks from Ryan Adams’ upcoming album. Apparently there’s no organized crime or terrorism being planned anywhere:

This is what I was talking about in the last post. Since when did filesharing become a federal crime?

RIAA head, Mitch Bainwol, admits that all the time on his knees has paid off:

Giving an artist free pre-release buzz is a significant crime that hurts your massive industry? Have a clue - filesharing gives the film and music industry more exposure than you could ever manage on your own. It’s called The Internet, and it’s the next big thing. Take advantage of it, or otherwise you’re going down. [via]

Raj Bhakta from the second season of The Apprentice is going to run for Congress in the district of Philadelphia, PA as a Republican. Bhakta challenges one term incumbent Allyson Schwartz:

What a prick this guy is. In case you didn’t see that lousy season of the Apprentice, Raj is the arrogant one who wore a bowtie. He brought down his team in a challenge to create a video promotion for the NYPD by producing a scary, terrorism-themed ad with helicopters and riot police. The other team easily won the challenge with a feel-good commercial that featured cops talking about how they made a difference.

The House is already full of dickweed Republicans and doesn’t need a new one. Only a minor celebrity or someone with excellent backing can take a seat away from a sitting member of Congress, because the incumbency reelection rate is over 98%.

Why does this matter? Our rights are being stripped from us by the Republicans. The USA Patriot act, which authorizes warrantless searches and paves the way for massive government data mining, was just reauthorized. The government can learn anything it wants about you, including all of your shopping, reading, e-mail and Internet habits, without getting permission and without your knowledge. Indeed, they’ve been doing this for a while.

Chances are you know someone fighting in Iraq. With the Republicans in control they won’t come back for a long time. The military is way overextended. If the Republicans decide to attack Iran, you or your friends could even get drafted.

And South Dakota just outlawed abortion.

If you saw The Apprentice you know Raj is the type of guy who takes over and fucks everything up. We already have those assholes running the country and don’t need another one.

Eva Longoria is complaining about all the bathtub and lingerie scenes she has in “Desperate Housewives.” She isn’t concerned about demeaning herself or distracting from her brilliant acting - she’s just worried about how she looks:

Eva is so vain that she’s sabotaging her career. She revealed earlier that she’s similarly planning a pregnancy around her vanity.

Reese Witherspoon wins best actress, and she can’t think of anything better to do than harp on her ex-boyfriends:

She’s a rich and famous actress at the top of her career. She has two kids and super-hot husband, and she’s still hung up on her exes! Reese, there are some things in life you just can’t control so let go.

Men don’t like women who try to run their lives, and most of the guys who dated you are probably grateful you moved on.

Keira looks like she had a manicure at the Diamond Aquifer pre-oscar suite. If she has any sense she’ll choose a new color for the Oscars. She seems to have perfected the “I’m so full of shit” pose. Unfortunately they don’t do eyebrows at these mini-spa suites. [via]

Keira is said to be dating fellow Pride and Prejudice star, Rupert Friend. She is also said to be a royal pain in the ass.

Update: Keira Knightly to be the new face of Chanel cosmetics.

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Johnny Depp has a glass of wine during a break from shooting “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (really, that’s the name of the film.) [via]

His uppity co-star Keira Knightly says that Depp and Orlando Bloom have been teasing her since her Oscar nomination:

Supposedly Keira has been a diva on set, bringing along a big entourage and insisting that crew not make eye contact with her. She deserves to be teased.

Popsugar has compiled an hilarious list of Kimora Lee Simmon’s top ten quotes from her Vanity Fair interview. Some highlights:

PETA, please throw shit on her. someone. please.