Demi Moore is currently at an unnknown rehab receiving treatment for substance abuse issues and anorexia. Reports had her at the exclusive Cirque Lodge in Utah, but TMZ claims those stories are false and that no one knows exactly where Demi is. (She could be at Cirque and denying it in an attempt to preserve her privacy and keep the paparazzi away. I can’t blame her for that.) Radar reports that patients receiving treatment at Cirque aren’t allowed to weigh themselves or to know their current weight during weigh-ins with a doctor. Wherever Demi is, she’s hopefully detoxing and getting healthy.

The latest issue of US has an article that suggests to me that Demi is not taking responsibility for her addictions, or at least that her family is still in denial about it. It squarely places blame on her ex Ashton Kutcher as somehow triggering Demi’s latest problems. Here’s part of US’ report:

Just one week [prior to Tallulah's 18th birthday party on February 3], [Demi], 49, checked into rehab, a source confirms to Us, to seek treatment for substance abuse and an eating disorder. “Her friends and family wanted her to get help,” says a Moore source. Now Bruce, 56, and Moore’s daughters, Tallulah, Scout, 20, and Rumer, 23, are holding accountable the one person they consider responsible for her troubles – her estranged husband, Ashton Kutcher. “Bruce and the girls hate Ashton,” says another insider close to the actress…

“Her family and friends are happy Ashton is out of her life…

“This think Demi’s breakdown is his fault.” (Another source counters that Rumer, who has visited Kutcher on the Two and a Half Men set postsplit, is still close to the actor.)…

[The friendship between Bruce and Ashton] “was all a show,” the source asserts of the Die Hard actor’s friendliness. “The hatred is long-standing.”

Still, Kutcher, 34, may have made himself too scarce in recent weeks. “Ashton hasn’t been there for her,” says another insider. The one time he went to her house after her hospitalization, she wasn’t even there. But another pal defends Kutcher: “He hasn’t seen her because he doesn’t want to give her the idea that he wants to get back together…”

“Bruce is concerned about Demi,” says a Willis soure. But even he is limited. His wife, Emma Heming-Willis, 33, who is pregnant with their first child, “doesn’t want to expose their baby to any of that drama,” says the source.

[From US Weekly, print edition, February 20, 2012]

I buy that Ashton was an ass to Demi and that he cheated on, lied to and left her. We have no idea what went on in that relationship behind closed doors, or how bad it was. It’s understandable that Demi’s family hates Ashton now. Ultimately Demi is responsible for herself, though. Plenty of women go through infidelity and public humiliation and deal with it in much healthier, constructive ways. Most of those women don’t have a fraction of Demi’s means or opportunities. This is a cop out by Demi’s people. She needs to get more distance from this before putting out the next planted story.

Family photos are from The House Bunny premiere on 8-20-08. Other photo of Demi is from 9-23-11. Credit: WENN.com. Ashton is shown out in LA on 1-3-12. Credit: LRR/FameFlynet Pictures

This week’s In Touch cover story is all about Demi Moore’s OD and downfall, with details we’ve heard before. They do add the claim that Demi has been doing cocaine, which I sort-of buy but I also think it’s possible that she’s only hyped up on “legal” drugs like Adderall, Red Bull, “K2 Spice,” and whip-its. The thing that struck me about this story was the fact that they focus on Demi’s relationship with her two younger daughters, Tallulah, 18, and Scout, 20. Demi seems to have a friendly relationship with her oldest daughter Rumer, 23, as she was partying with Rumer in the days leading up to her hospitalization. Tallulah has been living with her dad, Bruce Willis, for some time, and Scout is off at college. According to In Touch neither daughter has wanted anything to do with their super-embarrassing mom for some time prior to her breakdown. They’re probably worried that she’s going to hit on their male friends, and for good reason. Here’s part of In Touch’s report:

Rumer may be close to her mom, but Demi’s two younger children want nothing to do with her. In fact, a friend says, youngest daughter Tallulah feels much closer to her dad, Bruce Willis – with whom she lives. “She has often requested that Demi not attend public functions with her because she’s afraid of her getting drunk, desperate and flirty,” the friend confides, adding that Tallulah, 18, has been “mortified” by Demi’s wild partying in recent weeks. “She loves her mother, but she wants her to get help,” says the friend, adding that Scout, 20, feels the same. “She’s humiliated by the way Demi’s been acting – and she’s also furious at Rumer, who she feels has been enabling her.” According to the friend, neither Scout nor Tallulah wants anything to do with Demi until she goes through rehab and gets the help she needs.

[From In Touch, print edition, February 13, 2012]

Fat chance that Demi goes to rehab. She’s turning to Kabbalah as usual to help justify her behavior. I doubt it will help her but I hope I’m wrong.

Can you imagine if your mom was partying with your sister and grinding all over guys your age? You would totally try to avoid her. But if she went through a crisis like this, I like to think I’d be there for my mom and I hope that Scout and Tallulah have stepped up.

There are plenty of other recent stories about Demi. People is reporting that Demi’s ex, Bruce Willis, wanted her to get help prior to her OD. They report that Bruce “was worried about her and wanted her to get better. Many of her friends did the same thing, but she just wouldn’t listen.” Paparazzi agency X17 reports that both Bruce and Demi’s more recent ex, Ashton Kutcher, visited her separately on Wednesday. Radar has a story straight from Ashton’s camp about how much he cares for Demi and how he’s been praying for her. I know this is spin, but I want to believe this. Here’s Radar’s report:

Demi Moore’s estranged husband Ashton Kutcher was photographed going to her Benedict Canyon estate on Wednesday, but that wasn’t his first visit to her since her hospitalization, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the Two and a Half Men star has been praying with Demi, and offering support during this tumultuous time in her life.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the 49-year-old actress has been struggling with anorexia and had been taking the prescription drug Adderall leading up to her seizure on January 23.

Kutcher was in Brazil during Moore’s meltdown, and was criticized for partying and being seen at a concert with another woman during Demi’s time of need. However, as soon the Punk’d star returned to LA, he sought counsel and guidance from spiritual advisers at the Kabbalah Center in Beverly Hills on how he could best help Demi.

“This has been a very hard time for Ashton. He loves Demi very much, and he feels absolutely helpless right now,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “Ashton and Demi have been praying together at her house, and he mainly just wants to provide comfort to her right now.

“This absolutely isn’t a reconciliation, but there is still a lot of love there and he would never turn his back on her — it’s just not who Ashton is.”

And, while many people in Demi’s inner circle are pushing her to go to rehab, Ashton isn’t pressuring her at all to do anything she isn’t ready for.

“Ashton has had loved ones in his life that have dealt with addiction issues, and he realizes that it’s counter-productive for someone to be forced to go to rehab,” the insider says. “Ashton knows the addict has to want to get help for themselves. There is a lot of noise around Demi right now, and Ashton wants her to know he is there for her and supports her no matter what.

“Ashton absolutely wants her to get help for what he thinks is the biggest threat to her health, anorexia, but Demi just isn’t ready to take that next step yet.”

[From Radar Online]

The article goes on to claim that Ashton has been “reclusive and very somber” on the set of “Two and a Half Men.” Ashton has been partying his ass off in Brazil, he’s not all down in the dumps over Demi. It took him a while to get back to the US after her health crisis too. I believe he cares about her and is trying to help, but this portrait of him as “reclusive” and “somber” doesn’t ring true with the photos and tweets we’ve seen from him.

I hope that Demi gets sober and well, and that she’s able to retain some sort of career or life’s purpose. She’s supposedly “despondent” that she’s not getting movie roles anymore. Someone moved her cheese and she’s been making herself sick looking for it in the same place over and over again.

Scout is the blonde in sunglasses. She’s shown on 11-25-11 on a day out in Paris with her dad Bruce. Tallulah is shown with her dad and his wife Emma Heming on 2-22-10. She’s shown with her mom on 3-24-08. Rumer and Demi are shown out on 1-14-12. Credit: WENN.com

There are plenty of Demi Moore stories to cover as she seems to be dominating the headlines for once. I’d like to start with this one, from Radar, which seems to best explain Demi’s issues. A couple of days ago People Magazine reported that prior to her hospitalization Demi had been acting the fool on nights out with her 23 year-old daughter, Rumer. On one night, Demi was seen downing a dozen energy drinks. That much caffeine and stimulants can cause serious health problems, especially in a woman as frail as Demi who refuses to eat. Well massive amounts of Red Bull aren’t the only stimulants Demi has been on. Radar Online reports that Demi’s stay-thin secret is none other than ADHD drug Adderall, a stimulant which is often abused for weight loss.

“Demi has been taking Adderall and drinking energy drinks and starving herself and those are some of the serious causes that led her to collapse on Monday night,” a source close to the actress said.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Demi had an epileptic seizure before being rushed to the hospital and she is currently seeking treatment for anorexia.

“The pills and starvation destroyed Demi and this has been a problem for about a year,” the source said about her tragic situation.

“She’s constantly jacked up on Adderall and combining that with not eating accounts for her loopy behavior and anorexic body frame. She literally refuses to eat any food…

“She’s depressed over her career and coupled with the stress and heartbreak over the split, all of this emotional turmoil in totality has taken a serious physical toll on her body.”

[From Radar]

Prescription drugs can really screw a person up and change their personality. So which came first, Demi’s issues with prescription drug abuse or the demise of her marriage? Ashton’s camp is busy painting Demi as a total mess whom Ashton took care of for the past year. X17 has details from the print edition of People, in which a “source” states that Ashton tried to help Demi with her issues. “‘It was over the last year her friends saw a change. She wasn’t sleeping as well, didn’t seem to be eating and looked really gaunt.’ Sources close to the ex-pair also tell People that Moore’s prescription drug use was a huge turn-off to the Two and a Half Men star. ‘It was a sticking point for Ashton. He wanted her to take care of herself and get a hold of things, and she wouldn’t.‘” The first time Ashton was busted cheating on Demi was in early September, 2010. I’m not saying that it’s Ashton’s fault that Demi was drowning her sorrows in Red Bull and Adderall, but it’s not like things were going great in their relationship until Demi got hopped up on pills.

In other Demi news, we might never know if the “whip-its” overdose story is bogus or not, because when the 911 call is released to the public all references to drugs Demi was on at the time will be redacted. I guess this is standard practice due to HIPAA privacy laws, and it definitely works in Demi’s favor. It’s possible that the whip-its were the last straw that caused her to have a seizure, or that it was just a cover up story for what was really going on.

Demi has been released from the hospital, just as Ashton has returned from Brazil, where he was shooting a commercial and hooking up with randoms. Ashton hasn’t yet publicly commented on Demi’s issues, but he has deigned to let a source say a few nice words about her to People. The source said “Ashton is deeply concerned for Demi. He still cares about her and wants the best for her. But their marriage is ending and they are both moving on with their lives.” So is Ashton also the “source” behind the story that he tried to help Demi but couldn’t, so he just had to stick his dick in a bunch of party girls?

In other Demi news, a new video has surfaced of her from 1982, when she was just 19, kissing a 15 year-old boy at a cast party for General Hospital, where she worked at the time. You can watch the video here and while I don’t see Demi “making out” with the kid, she keeps going in to kiss him aggressively and you can tell he’s uncomfortable with it. She’s obviously drunk and is seen swilling wine in the video. The drinking age across the US was raised to 21 in 1984, although in California the drinking age was 21 prior to that.

As for Demi’s concerns that her career is on the wane, like Lindsay Lohan she’s only making it so much worse by abusing drugs. After her hospitalization it was announced that Demi had “dropped out” of the role of Gloria Steinem in the Linda Lovelace biopic and would be replaced by Chloe Sevigny.

Did you ever do whip-its, or cheap nitrous oxide, when you were young and stupid? I did, and it was just the one time so I don’t remember much about it but the high was pretty minor and short-lived from what I recall. Apparently whip-its can be extremely dangerous as they temporarily cut off oxygen to the brain. A quick search reveals that the potential side effects include blacking out, seizure and even death. (Just say no to huffing and tell your kids about it!) Well Demi Moore is said to have been doing whip-its right before she suffered a seizure and was rushed to the hospital. And here I was thinking that her issue was prescription drug abuse. Here’s TMZ’s report:

Demi Moore’s friend called paramedics Monday night after the actress inhaled a dangerous amount of nitrous oxide … TMZ has learned.

Sources tell TMZ … one of Demi’s friends who was at her home told emergency workers Demi was doing whip-its. A whip-it is a street name for a type of nitrous oxide inhalant.

The friend said she became upset when Demi had a reaction to a whip-it and lapsed into semi-consciousness.

It appears Demi had symptoms of a seizure — after inhaling the nitrous.

A whip-it is not a common drug among people of Demi’s age and social status. It’s typically used by younger people who are looking for a cheap thrill.

[From TMZ]

I don’t know if I’m buying this explanation as it seems strange. I found at least one story where someone witnessed a co-worker have a seizure after inhaling whip-its, so it’s definitely possible, but cocaine use can also cause seizures. If it’s a made up excuse it’s a clever one as it makes it sound like Demi was just doing something stupid once and that she paid the price. She’s so tiny that any drug must have a big effect on her.

Yesterday we reported on a story in People that claimed that Demi was acting the fool on a night out with her daughter Rumer and Rumer’s buddies just prior to her hospitalization. Demi was said to have been grinding all over a 27 year-old actor, Ryan Rottman, who was last linked to 18 year-old Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice. (Really!) Not to be outdone, US Weekly has news of another wild night out for Demi at the same club, Beachers Madhouse, in which she was dancing on tables while guys watched her. That was on January 11. At an event with Rumer on January 15, Demi is said to have “ordered about a dozen Red Bulls that night.” So she’s drinking tons of Red Bull, hanging out with her 23 year-old daughter’s friends and doing whip-its. Demi definitely wants her youth back.

Meanwhile, you remember how I wrote yesterday that Ashton Kutcher would probably rush to Demi’s side after her hospitalization, if only because it was the right thing to do? Sadly, I was wrong. Ashton is still in Brazil partying with young chicks and he’s still totally ignoring this. He hasn’t even tweeted encouragement to Demi, which makes me sad for her. She’s crying out for help and some kind of acknowledgment.

The photos of Demi in the red dress are from 10-17-11. She’s gained a little much-needed weight in the most recent photos in the black dress, which are from the “Red Bull” night, 1-14-12

Ashton, Demi and Rumer on 4-8-10

This story actually made me feel a tinge sorry for Ashton Kutcher. For all the things you can say about what a cheating ass he is, and how he’s flaunting his relationship with a new woman, he has been supportive and loving to his stepdaughters. (Most of whom are arguably old enough to date him.) So if this is true I feel just a tiny bit sorry for him. According to Mike Walker in the National Enquirer, Ashton begged his estranged wife Demi Moore (if they were ever officially married) to spend some time with his former stepdaughters over the holidays and was firmly denied. It was the stepdaughters who told their mom that there was no way they were going to see him.

Ashton Kutcher… begged Demi Moore – unsuccessfully – to include him in her and her daughters’ holiday plans. Ashton pals report he’s depressed and miserable because the stepkids have coldly cut him out of their lives… leaving a big hole in his own. Despite wanting desperately to be with the girls – even briefly – over Christmas, sisters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah told Mom they did NOT want to see Ashton, they told her to keep their holiday plans a secret from him!

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, January 16, 2012]

So instead of hanging out in L.A. and realizing what he was missing, Ashton hightailed it to Europe for the holidays, where he was seen partying in Germany and Italy, always accompanied by young attractive women. Plus he just rented a $50k a month modern bachelor pad with retractable glass walls and an infinity pool. All sympathy I might have for the guy is dissipating. You can’t bang a bunch of club chicks on the side and expect to have a happy home life for long.

Out of Demi and Bruce’s daughters the youngest is Tallulah and she turns 18 next month. I’m sure all of Demi’s daughters know exactly how Ashton so publicly wronged their mom. Even if they actively tried to ignore Internet reports, it was staring at them from the checkout aisle for weeks. He’s an ass if he thinks he can go back to acting like a stepdad without any consequences, but we already knew that about him.

The photo of Ashton with Rumer and Tallulah is from 6-22-07. He looks like he could be their brother. The photo of him with Demi and red-headed Rumer is from 8-3-09. All photos credit: WENN

Two seconds after Us Weekly sent us their exclusive story about Ashton Kutcher’s alleged new girlfriend, Gossip Cop sent us the official denial from Ashton’s people. Here’s what we know for sure: Ashton Kutcher is/was in Italy with a group of friends. One of those friends was a woman named Lorene Scafaria, who is 33 years old, the same age as Ashton. Scafaria is a screenwriter – she wrote the screenplay for Nick & Nora’s Infinite Playlist, and the just-completed Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. Ashton tweeted a photo of himself and Lorene in Rome (with another person), and Us Weekly has exclusive photos of Ashton and Lorene walking together too – see them here. So… first, here’s Us Weekly’s story:

Ashton Kutcher is flaunting a new woman — and sources say he hooked up with her prior to splitting from wife Demi Moore last month. The actor, 33, spent Christmas in Italy with screenwriter Lorene Scafaria — who, until recently, was dating The OC actor Adam Brody.

In exclusive Us Weekly photos, the duo were snapped checking out the sights in Italy, including the famous Leaning Tower of Pisa over the Christmas holiday.

During their private sojourn, the couple tooled around in a Porsche Carrera Sports 2011 and holed up at a private pad. During a romantic lunch at Pizzeria Trattoria Toscana in Pisa on Christmas Eve, they “held hands,” witness Alex Thorpe tells Us. “They shared spaghetti, and he paid.”

(Kutcher tweeted about the trip, sharing a photo of himself with Scafaria and his Katalyst business partner, Matt Mazzant: “Roman holiday with homies…have an amazing new year!”)

Meanwhile Moore, 49, kept a low-profile, spending her holidays with family — including daughter Rumer Willis — in Parrot Cay. “She’s doing really well,” a source tells Us. “[She's] waiting for all of her stuff to come out in the new year [including] her Lifetime show that she’s executive producing.”

Despite 33-year-old Scafaria’s romance with Brody and Kutcher’s marriage to Moore, a source says they have been stoking a romance since meeting in February, when Kutcher tried out for a film she wrote. (Steve Carell ended up getting the part for the film Seeking a Friend for the End of the World.)

“Ashton started seeing her while each was in a relationship,” says a source. Reps for both Kutcher and Scafaria deny this and tell Us “They’re just friends.”

And it wasn’t the first field trip for the duo — on Dec. 9 and 10, they cozied up at Yellowstone Club ski resort (snowboarding and playing shuffleboard) in Montana.

Kutcher’s ex Moore, of course, announced their plans to divorce in late November following his revealed affair with a different woman, 22-year-old Sara Leal, in September.

[From Us Weekly]

She was dating Adam Brody? She and Ashton might have had an affair? Ugh. My initial reaction was – “Well, they’re probably not ‘dating’ but I bet they’re sleeping together.” Now I’m wondering if they actually are seeing each other, and if Lorene knows what the hell she’s getting into.

But, as I said, Ashton’s rep is denying this story to anyone who will listen, telling Gossip Cop directly: “They are not dating. They’re friends.” Gossip Cop also got an “exclusive” from an unnamed “source close to Ashton” who said that this Italian trip “is tied to them working together on a film project that involves an Italian soccer team.” For what’s it worth, even with the official denials, People Magazine is reporting this story as “Ashton possibly dating this chick.”

Photos courtesy of WENN, Ashton’s Twitter.

Ever since landing Charlie Sheen’s old spot on “Two and a Half Men,” Ashton Kutcher’s life has truly vaulted into excess. First, there was the news that Ashton was gifted with a 1000-sq-ft luxury trailer for his on-set dalliances, and now Ashton has decided that his post-Demi Moore life must hit equally gaudy heights. As such, the douche supreme has rented this 10,000-sq-ft architectural “wonder” in the Hollywood Hills that boasts 5 bedrooms, 8 baths, fully retractable walls of glass, floating dining room, screening room, infinity pool, and an open sky terrace. How much is Ashton paying to live here? $50,000 per month. I guess as the highest-paid sitcom actor in current existence, he can afford it. For now, anyway.

At the moment, however, Ashton is in Berlin to formalize yet another one of his start-up companies. This time, it’s a German-backed IT company named “Amen,” but Ashton wasted no time after hours in chasing the poontang dragon. Here he is all hungover looking after leaving a bar with no less than three women.

Berlin.de even says that one of the girls looked a lot like a youthful version of Demi Moore. Some of the article gets lost in (Google) translation, but you’ll get the gist:

No less than three ladies he drove home in his BMW 7 Series.

In the morning, 3.47 clock in the middle. Ashton Kutcher (33) strode out of a gate on the road. Wide-screen grin, cigarette in mouth, three girls there. The end of a long night.

A life-smiling blonde in beige trench coat and thigh. A dark-haired with Dutt, transparent shell, and fur. And a black cloak and dressed with hair down to the bottom. Her dark mane-center parting, some may remember Demi Moore, in a much younger version.

The Hollywood stallion is finally traveling on business. He spent from his private fortune in the new communications platform, “Amen.” which aims to make the Berlin Felix Petersen It-medium a la Facebook. The million-deal is now sealed and celebrated.

Monday night we went. Ashton first tweeted with an entourage for a clock in the morning a few long drinks in the “Odessa” bar (Torstraße) and tweeted: “Berlin already sleeping around?”

Not so! Since the mid-watches Hipperia show up. That happened to the “Two and Half Men,” then-husband to the private party in the third Upstairs one of the best addresses in town.

With red wine in hand, he leaned against the window, waved high spontaneous woman who lost standing around in the yard. Then he busied himself with the brunette. No scene-cuts, a grown girl in a black blazer, rather than for short conversations for long nights.

[From Berlin.de]

Ugh. He is so disgusting, and I honestly don’t know why chicks dig him at all. Sure, he’s famous and rich, but I just don’t see the attraction. Not only is he a douchey prick, but he’s got some increasingly pronounced chipmunk cheeks going on too. Meanwhile, the Hollywood reporter has a new interview with Chuck Lorre where he discusses how wonderful Ashton is as a human being and that the two have talked about continuing the current arrangement for future seasons of “Two and a Half Men.” So I guess Ashton will be able to afford his ridiculous lifestyle for some time to come. Gross.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN

This week’s issue of The Enquirer sees Demi Moore “hit[ting] rock bottom” after ending her marriage to Ashton Kutcher and then seeing the photos of him looking down Lea Michele’s dress that quickly hit the internet. You know the ones of which I speak, right?

Of course, Ashton was just being his douchey self on the New Year’s Eve carpet and really had no intention of bedding Lea, but that doesn’t mean that Demi would be any less upset about it. Obviously, Demi hasn’t yet let go of their marriage if she refuses to do something as simple as changing her Twitter handle.

To make matters more difficult for Demi during this awkward time, it seems that her long-time Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor has just died as well. Did you know that she’s been a recovering alcoholic for quite some time? Not many people are aware of that, but The Enquirer has pieced together these two dramatic events and decided that Demi will probably start hitting the bottle again:

Plagued by a devastating string of personal tragedies, a distraught Demi Moore has hit rock bottom and is spinning wildly out of control, friends fear. They’re worried sick she may return to her old vice, alcohol, to ease her mental anguish. “Demi’s life is a mess,” an alarmed pal told The ENQUIRER. “What she’s been through is more than enough to drive anyone back to booze.”

The 49-year-old star recently suffered a painful one-two punch. Her good friend and former Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor Pattsy Rugg died, and just days later photos of Demi’s estranged husband Ashton Kutcher leering at the exposed bosom of “Glee” star Lea Michele explosed onto the scene.

The pictures hit her hard as a lurid reminder of the cheating scandal that changed her life forever.

Meanwhile, a gaunt, hollow-cheeked Demi was in tears as she clutched a male friend’s arm for support while leaving Christ the King Church in Cape Cod, Mass., following the emotional Dec. 3 funeral service for her beloved friend.

“Demi was beside herself with grief and bawling her eyes out,” divulged a close source. Demi met Rugg — who succumbed to complications of pneumonia Nov 25 at age 70 — when she was appointed as the actress’ Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor years ago.

“She was so close to Pattsy that Demi even used to introduce her to friends as her mother,” divulged the pal.

Then just two days after the funeral, Demi was rocked by photos of Ashton flirting with 25-year-old Lea on the red carpet at the hollywood premiere of their film New Year’s Eve.

“Thoughtless Ashton was salivating all over Lea,” said the pal. “He snuck behind her while she was having pictures taken and kissed her behind the ear.

“Lea also had a little ‘wardrobe malfunction,’ as her left nipple slipped out of her skimpy dress…and photos snapped a leering Ashton staring at it!

“Of course, he knew the shots would get out and be like a dagger in the chest to Demi. What a heartless boob!”

[From The Enquirer, print edition, December 26, 2011]

Indeed, Ashton has almost always been a “heartless boob” to Demi and has likely been cheating on her since one month after they were married. Still, it’s probably gotta sting quite a bit to watch one’s ex-husband flirting with a fellow famewhore on the red carpet. And make no mistake, Ashton knew that he was being a douche and that Demi would feel terrible that he was shamelessly flirting with Lea so soon after divorce papers were filed. Now, will Demi actually resort to boozing again? At his point, I think her thin frame would indicate that very little food or drink is making their way into Demi’s system.

Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN

Demi Moore has important post-divorce matters on her mind, including winning the race to find a new partner, allegedly plotting to financially punish ex-husband Ashton Kutcher, and, um, strategically forgetting to eat. So it comes as no surprise that Demi has not yet gotten around to changing her Twitter handle from @MrsKutcher. Or does it?

Demi has taken to her account to answer the most pressing answer of all that’s coming from her fans – why not really make the divorce official by dropping Kutcher’s surname from her account? Well, she’s busy. She has other matters to handle first:

Let’s give Demi the benefit of the doubt and assume that, seriously, she’s got better stuff to do than to take fifteen seconds out of her day to change her handle. Maybe she just doesn’t care enough. After all, it is just a freaking Twitter name. Or . . . perhaps Demi doesn’t know how to modify her Twitter handle because Ashton may have set up the account for her in the first place. C’mon, you know she’s on Twitter all the time. Either she’s tweeting or she’s checking out her douchebag ex’s feed. It actually pains me to type those words because, honestly, Demi can do better than that. She doesn’t need Twitter and could make one hell of a statement if she just deleted the account.

Photos courtesy of Fame and Twitter

Lea Michele and Ashton Kutcher were all over each other at last week’s LA premiere of New Year’s Eve. My Spidey sense told me that Lea would totally be up for a torrid, douchey affair with Ashton, and that Ashton would probably be up for boning Lea once and then promptly ignoring her for the rest of his life. Guess what? I was totally right. In a recent interview with New York Magazine, Lea talked about how she was cast in the film first, and how she couldn’t even mention Ashton’s name to the director because Ashton would be such an incredibly sexy and hot “get” for her. SERIOUSLY.

NY Mag: So were you curious what star they’d cast as your love interest?
Lea Michele: I was! Garry [Marshall] was like, “Who do you think is cute? What guys do you like? Who do you want to be in this movie with you?” And I was like, “I don’t know, I’ve never been asked before!” I didn’t mention Ashton’s name just because, I gotta say, I kinda felt like he was a little out of my league. You know, this guy’s like, the hottest guy, and then when they called and said that Ashton was doing it, I was really freaked out. I thought I should have picked someone else and said, “You have to use this person!” so I wouldn’t have been nervous. But I’m so glad, because he challenged me, and it was a really great pairing, I think.

[From NY Mag]

Oh, Lea. I feel bad for her now. Now it’s not just about wanting to slap the bitch out of her. Now I just want to sit her down and have a long conversation about boys and respect and never settling for the Douche Dong.

Not content to simply let those words speak for themselves, Lea also made an idiot out of herself during a joint interview with Ashton where she basically asks him out and he’s all, “Girl, I’ve got hookers to bone, don’t bother me.”

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try and try again. Lea Michele cozied up to her “New Year’s Eve” costar Ashton Kutcher in a recent Warner Bros. Pictures interview, boldly asking the newly single star what his plans are for the end-of-the-year holiday.

“What are you going to do for New Year’s?” she inquires in the clip. “Why don’t you come celebrate with my big Italian family and me? They would die.”

Kutcher, who recently separated from wife Demi Moore, plays it safe, replying, “I don’t know where I’m going to be on New Year’s, I haven’t sorted it out.”

The pair, who play love interests in the celebrity-packed flick, were flirty at the red carpet premiere of their new film last week, sparking rumors that the two Hollywood heavyweights are more than friends.

“He’s just an incredibly smart guy and he’s so sweet and I’m so thankful to have been given him as a costar,” Michele, 25, said of the “Two and a Half Men” star during a red-carpet interview.

Michele recently split with her beau of one year, actor Theo Stockman.

Possible New Year’s Eve festivities for the prankster include crashing “a UFO into the Mayan temples, just to see how people would react to that,” Kutcher joked.

But though Kutcher doesn’t quite know his New Year’s Eve agenda just yet, he is sure that he wants to get a head start on 2012.

“I’m gonna do my resolution in December in this year,” he said. “I’m resoluting for December so that when I come to January, and everybody else is having to go through the grind, I’m already ahead of it, I’ve already done it. It’s like taking the PSATs. I’m just trying to stay ahead of the curve. There is a curve.”

[From NYDN]

Jesus, Lea. I think you’re a horrible person, and even I think you could do much, much better. Aim for a Gossip Girl! Penn Badgley is boning Zoe Kravitz (which still amuses me), but maybe Chace Crawford? Maybe even Ed Westwick? Although… Lea and Ed would be magical, they are both total drama queens and it would be intense. Wonderful and intense. And hairy.

Photos courtesy of WENN.