Just like the video of Matt Damon telling Jimmy Kimmel to f off, some people are saying Kanye West’s ego-fueled trip out at the MTV Europe awards was staged. I’m not so sure. Everyone’s reporting it like it was real, and West is known for his temper and ego.

West crashed the stage Thursday in Copenhagen when the best video award was being presented to Justice and Simian for ”We Are Your Friends.”

In a tirade riddled with expletives, West said he should have won the prize for his video ”Touch the Sky,” because it ”cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons.”

”If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility,” West said.

The rapper grabbed the best hip-hop award earlier in the night in a star-studded event hosted by Justin Timberlake in the Danish capital.

West has a particular affinity for the ”Touch the Sky” video. In an interview with the Associated Press in August, he expressed his displeasure that the clip, an elaborate Evel Knievel spoof, didn’t get nominated for an MTV video music award.

”It didn’t get any nominations, but it’s one of the most memorable videos of the year for me,” he said then.

It’s also not the first time he’s had an awards-show meltdown. At the 2004 American Music Awards, West bitterly complained backstage that he was robbed when he didn’t win a trophy.

Here’s the video. Sorry your video cost a million to make, Kanye. You’re going to lose a hell of a lot more in future revenue by blowing your cool and your reputation.

Since J.Lo can’t get pregnant, she probably figures she’ll settle for looking matronly. What the hell is she wearing? She undoubtedly designed that craptacular outfit herself. It looks quite scratchy and polyester, but considering that J.Lo’s wearing it, it’s probably some rare kind of polyester that’s made from the skin of endangered seals. It might look kind of hot and retro if it was sleeveless, but she inexplicably tacked some puffy sleeves on it. And look - she’s wearing a matching silver do-rag!

She looks like she’s trying to channel her “Monster In-Law” co-star Jane Fonda circa 1968, but Fonda looked much more fierce.

The MTV Video Music Awards are tomorrow, but new mommy Gwen Stefani won’t be there. She’s said to be pissed at her poor treatment at last year’s show, when Kelly Clarkson scooped up all the awards and the camera kept panning in on Stefani’s dissapointed face. Instead of sucking it up and showing up for her career, she’s just staying home:

Aw, poor Gwen. It must suck to be a best selling recording artist charging exhorbitant amounts for clothing designs ripped off from hipper cultures and manufactured by sweatshop labor. If you can’t get a little award once in a while, why bother showing up?

Here’s Gwen taking a jog in NY with a trainer yesterday.

Images removed by request.

Update: Images restored, courtesy of Splash News Online.

The big news at The Primetime Emmy Awards was that Grey’s Anatomy got shut out. Not one actor from Grey’s won an Emmy, and it lost the Best Drama award to 24. There were new voting rules in effect, and although the official Emmy site is vague about it so it’s difficult to tell what they mean, that may have something to do with it.

Other winners included (it is so asanine to capitalize everything in press releases, but I’m not going to retype):

Here is the complete list of Emmy Award Winners.

Here are pictures from the Emmys including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mariska Hargitay, Patrick Dempsy, Blythe Danner, Meghan Mullally, Ellen Pompeo, Peter Krause, Evangeline Lilly, Jaime Pressly, Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon, Keifer Sutherland, Gillian Anderson, Heather Locklear, Tyra Banks, Paula Abdul, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. [via]

(Read more…)

The Beastie Boys, Eminem and 3rd Bass all prove that white guys can rap. Vanilla Ice was ahead of his time. K-Fed embodies the stereotype that white guys are idiot posers with no talent. His performance at the Teen Choice Awards yesterday just set white rappers back 15 years.

Britney threw some more seaweed over her beached whale of a career by coming on stage in one of her trademark boob-baring maternity dresses and introducing her husband through a mouthful of gum.

During the performance teen boys try to distract from the real K-Fed by performing karaoke to his rapping, and a wingman raps the intro to the song, but nothing can save this hot mess. All the boys do is remind us that K-Fed’s insane ambition to rap is best abandoned in the Junior High years.

This video links out to YouTube:

Thanks to We Love Celebs for the header image and video link.

Charlize Theron was given the “Spirit of Independence” award at the LA film festival yesterday. Theron says that it’s a misconception that you’re typecast once you do indie films and can’t make the transition to blockbuster movies. That’s probably true if you’re a statuesque blonde with great talent, but not if you’re a short fat character actor:

With an academy award and a new serious role in the works, Theron doesn’t have to worry much about her career.

The Spirit of Independence Awards were presented by Virginia Madsen and Jimmy Smits and also honored directors Steve Collins and Amy Berg.

Here is Charlize at the Spirit of Independence awards with the Target dog, and her boyfriend, actor Stuart Townsend. Her left hand is not visible in these pictures, so we can’t see if she’s wearing that wedding ring again.

You can view a recap video of the MTV Movie awards at YouTube. (Embedding is disabled or I would have posted it here.)

There isn’t footage of Alba hosting the awards in the recap video, but you can view Alba accepting her award for the sexiest role about 10 minutes into the video. She says “Thank you to all the perverts who voted for me!”

All of Jessica Alba’s promos for the MTV Movie Awards are below.

More pictures of Alba at the MTV Movie awards.

Here’s Christina performing her new single “Ain’t No Other Man” at the MTV Movie Awards, which aired last night.

The song is incredible and XTina just gives it her all. You can download the single and see pictures from the performance.

Thanks to Faded Youth for posting this first.

30 year old Isla Fisher is an Australian actress, model, and author. She is best known for her appearance in “Wedding Crashers” as Rachel McAdam’s clingy sister, Gloria Cleary. She won the 2006 MTV Movie Award for “Best Breakthrough Performance” for that role.

Fisher is engaged to the hysterical Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G.

Here’s a little more about Fisher:

Isla’s acceptance speech at the MTV movie awards must have been excellent. She is quoted as saying: “For most people, playing a bipolar nymphomaniac would have been a challenge, but I just played myself.”

“Wedding Crashers” was the big winner at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards, taking home the golden popcorn for best picture and best on-screen team for Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson.

Here is Isla at the MTV Movie Awards, which airs this Thursday night. [via]

Highlighting the fact that she’s happily married and hot as ever with a thriving career while Britney Spears, well - isn’t, Christina Aguilera said that she’s oh so broken up by the fact that Britney couldn’t make it to the MTV movie awards this year:

In case you want to give Aguilera the benefit of the doubt and don’t think this is a dig at Britney, read what she said about Britney’s wedding with K-Fed two years ago:

They may have served chicken wings and hamburgers, but the wedding wasn’t all that trashy. A rare hand-beaded invitation to the Spears-Federline wedding along with an initialed party favor candle is for sale on eBay for nearly $1,000. The favors were classy even if the relationship never will be. The eBay seller should have waited until the divorce announcement in order to drive up the price.

Here’s trash-talking Christina Aguilera at The Ivy with her husband on June 2nd. She looks pretty tipsy, and it’s not the first time.

Pictures [via]