Perhaps Jennifer Lopez has stayed with Marc Anthony for so long because she looks so damn good standing next to him. Hell anyone would look good standing next to this man. If she’s having trouble getting pregnant, it’s probably due to Marc, since he’s so obviously deficient of key nutrients. Maybe he has an intestinal disorder which would explain his foul mood and undernurished appearance.

Lest Angelika accuse us of poor research, Lopez and Anthony attended yesterday’s NCLA ALMA awards, which honor “outstanding Latino artistic achievement in television, film, and music and the enhancement of the Latino image in the entertainment industry.” The ALMA awards were hosted by Eva Longoria and will be aired Monday night June 5th at 9:30 EST on ABC. They must be right after David Blaine’s dumb special.

Anthony was honored for excellence in music:

Our friends at yeeeah point out that Lopez has grey hair, but I’m younger than her and have that problem a few days a month, too, so I shouldn’t mock. I also have much less access to professional stylists, so she’s fair game: dye your roots, Jen.

Here are J.Lo and Marc Anthony looking serene and scary.

We know you were anxiously waiting for these pictures of your favorite soap stars and talkshow hosts at the Daytime Emmy awards last Friday. Highlights include Star Jones showing off her new boobs, Martha Stewart looking smug and polished, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi cute ‘n cuddly, Cady McClain of All My Children in a too-short babydoll dress, and Sean Young a typical mess.

Ellen DeGeneres remains everyone’s favorite talk show host and took home the award in that category for a second year in a row. Guilding Light also won big:

Here are pictures of the arrivals including:
Susan Lucci, Sean Young, Portia de Rossi, Ellen DeGeneres, Al Reynolds, Star Jones Reynolds, Ashley Jones, Barbara Walters, Bobbie Eakes, Corbin Bernsen, Amanda Pays, Lisa Rinna, Martha Stewart, Maria Conchita Alonso, Melody Thomas Scott, Tracey Bregman, Lorenzo Lamas, Hunter Tylo, Kristian Alfonso, Alec Musser, Antonio Sabato Jr., Anya Monzikova, Bobbie Eakes, Bree Williamson, Cady McClain, Crystal Chappell, Carroll Spinney with Oscar The Grouch, Davetta Sherwood, Bryton McClure, Michelle Ray Smith, Michael Graziadei, Rachael Ray, Schae Harrison, Seven and McKenzie Westmore, and Sherri Saum.

Ashlee Simpson will host the MTV Australian Video Music Awards at the Sydney Superdome tomorrow night. Her sister, Jessica, will be on hand for assumed presenting duties:

Ashlee held a press conference for the event with fellow performing act The Veronicas. Lisa Origliasso of The Veronicas is dating Simpson’s ex boyfriend, Ryan Cabrera. Simpson and Cabrera split in the summer of 2004, citing their busy schedules as young artists and a lack of time together. Simpson’s “Pieces of Me” is reportedly about Cabrera.

Here are Ashlee and The Veronicas and a couple of random ugly guys in underwear at the press conference. We also have the pictures of Jessica Simpson arriving in Sydney that you’re probably already seen.

Update: pictures of Ashlee “and her current boyfriend (and guitarist) Braxton Olita on a cruiser in Sydney Harbour.” [via]

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Charlize Theron was among the honorees at 17th annual Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation media awards on Saturday. Theron was reocognized for her role in the film “North Country.” Theron’s boyfriend, Irish actor Stuart Townsend, did not attend the event with her. Theron and Townsend were said to have broken up a few weeks ago, but were spotted together leaving a hotel since.

Other awards were presented to:

The event was broadcast on the LOGO channel, MTV’s gay and lesbian-focused network.

Presenters and attendees pictured include Jessica Alba, Laura Dern, Melissa Etheridge, Charlize Theron, Teri Hatcher, Debra Messing, Eric McCormack, Jaime Pressly, Megan Mullally, Patricia Arquette, Rosanna Arquette, Alexis Arquette, Patricia Arquette, and Jennifer Tilly.

Jennifer Tilly had 2 half nip-slips in a too-tight knitted dress, and Patricia Arquette’s makeup was hideously brown and cakey. She should have asked Alexis, her transgendered sibling, to do her makeup for her. Alexis looked well coiffed and well put together when compared to her melting sister.

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Pamela Anderson got booed by the audience while hosting Canada’s Juno awards in Halifax, Nova Scotia last night. She brought up the controversial subject of the annual seal hunt, which is sponsored by the Canadian government. Hundreds of thousands of baby seals will be clubbed to death this year alone, and Anderson, a committed animal activist, is vehemently against the practice. Anderson tried to inject her opinion into the music award show:

Even though we agree that it’s barbaric to club baby seals, we have to point out that it was stupid of Anderson to threaten violence to a bunch of people who didn’t want to hear about it.

The Junos looked like a good show, and featured performances by Coldplay and Nickelback.Michael Buble was the winner of the night, with four Junos for best singer, album, artist and pop album. Other winners included Nickelback for band of the year and Coldplay and The Black-eyed Peas in a joint win for best International album.

Here’s Anderson, Chris Martin, Fergie, and the bands Hedley, Nickelback, and Theory of a Dead Man at last night’s Juno awards. Hedley members drop trou to show their ass tattoos in a picture after the jump that is NSFW.

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Anderson held a press conference to promote her appearance as host on Sunday’s Canadian Juno awards. She also spoke out against Canada’s annual seal hunt when asked about a letter she sent Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper asking for a meeting about the hunt. Paul McCartne and Bridget Bardot are among the other celebrities protesting the cruel practice of bludgeoning baby seals to death for their pelts.

Anderson has a petition with over 50,000 signatures against the hunt, and thinks it reflects poorly on her birth country.

Anderson will host the Junos, Canada’s version of the Grammys, tonight. Coldplay, Black Eyed Peas, and Nickelback are among the performers.

The Kids’ Choice Awards looked like a lot of fun last night. Will Smith and Lindsay Lohan won for favorite actor and actress, Pink, Chris Brown and Bow Wow performed, Justin Timberlake won a burp-off, and Robin Williams got slimed. Over 25 million votes were recorded. Winners included:

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We have plenty of pictures of the arrivals at last night’s Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards. Stars and others pictured include Avril Lavigne, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Bruce Willis, Jamie Lynn Spears, Justin Timberlake, Kristin Cavallari, Pink, Shawn White, Sasha Cohen, Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Will Smith, Benji Madden, Billie Joe Armstrong, Chris Rock, Eve, Jamie Lynn Spears, Bow Wow, and Nelly.

Pictures of the event will be posted soon.

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Michael Douglas talks trash about Brad Pitt after leaving his own wife for 25 year-younger Catherine “the Zeta is for cosmetic purposes” Jones. He gets a lot of plastic surgery to stay young-looking in youth-obsessed Hollywood, but decides to say screw it by growing a long beard. He’s probably just trying to hide the evidence.

Michael Douglas was at the Bermuda International Film Festival today to receive the “Prospero” award for excellence in film. Bermuda has another reason to kiss Douglas’ ass. He has entered into a partnership with Hilton to redo a hotel he owns on the island:

Here’s Douglas the hotel mogul and grumpy washed-up film star in all his plaid-shirted glory.

Before I saw these pictures, I was not aware that Larry Hagman was still alive. (Apologies to Hagman’s family and friends.) Other surprises included Bernie Kopell, the doctor from The Love Boat, Adam West, Batman, and Jerry Mathers, the Beaver. Julie Newmar, Tina Yothers, Monty Hall, Loretta Swift and William Shatner were also in attendance.

Julie Newmar, the original catwoman, is 73 and she looks fabulous without being over-preserved. Linda Gray has also aged semi-naturally. Mary Tyler Moore, on the other hand, needs to break up with her surgeon.

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