Little Moses will make his debut alongside Barron Trump in the upcoming issue of People Magazine. Celebrities should wait a little while to release their baby’s pictures in order to drive up the bidding and let their little ones grow into their faces. We’re just saying.

It’s hard to tell if little Moses has a trace of the fetal alcohol syndrome with the terrible face he’s pulling, but maybe that’s for the best.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ long-awaited baby has arrived. “Suri,” a baby girl, was “born” on 3:00 am on Tuesday morning:

Tom said in an interview with Diane Sawyer last week that he and Katie opened the baby name book and that was the first name that popped out at them. It’s not a bad name as far as celebrity child names go. A reader at DListed points out that Suri is an anagram of the middle letters in “Cruise.”

Here are pictures of Cruise in a Spanish-language “Magazine” [via]

Madonna, 47, is supposedly trying for another baby with her husband of five years, Guy Ritchie, 37. Madonna has a five year-old son with Richie and a nine year-old daughter from a different father:

Last month, Madonna was said to have put Ritchie on a curfew and tried to curtail his drinking. Ritchie’s father confirmed that the couple was having trouble, when he said in a statement last week that they were going through a “bumpy period” and that “the children… will keep them together.”

Guy will be going on a month-long extreme sports vacation with his friends next month and Madonna will be on tour soon, so they won’t have much more time to try.

In related news Madonna will piss off plenty of Christians in her new tour. She’s going to use a huge Swarovski-studded disco-fied crucifix as a central stage decoration.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale were photographed at her parents’ LA home on Easter Sunday. Stefani and Rossdale have recently confirmed that they’re expecting a baby girl:

Here are pictures of the happy couple outside of Stefani’s parents’ house. A neighborhood kid is seen approaching Stefani to get her autograph on a poster-sized picture of her on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Tom Cruise brought his crazy public image to new heights by declaring in his GQ interview that he’s going to eat Katie’s placenta:

He obviously realized how scary he sounded and tried to back down. He’ll have to chow down and leave right afterwards. He plans to promote the hell out of MI3, and will appear next Monday in Rome for the film’s first premiere.

Here’s Katie shopping in Beverly Hills. [via]
Was she impregnated with L. Ron’s sperm?! It seems more likely.

Jennifer Garner said she’s looking forward to a break from working after Alias wraps. She also said that she was quite embarassed by the birth scene in Alias, and that it was difficult for her to film around the male crew of “Alias,” with whom she’s grown close over her years on the series:

Alias will be on ABC this week in a two hour episode that shows Garner giving birth:

Garner says she’s going to take time off, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that she doesn’t have any projects lined up. It was reported at the end of March that she is going to get nude in an upcoming erotic thriller. It doesn’t bode well for her nude scene that she was so shy about portraying the act of childbirth for Alias.

Garner celebrated her birthday on the set of Alias. She turned 34 on April 17th.

Here are pictures of Garner visiting a friend in East Hollywood [via] and celebrating her birthday on the set of Alias. She is shown dancing on the beach when a plane flies overhead with a “Happy Birthday” sign for her. The baby she is holding is for the show, and is not her four month-old, Violet, who was reportedly on set with her.

This first picture of Moses Paltrow-Martin was printed in Britiains Daily Mirror:

It’s hard to see the baby, but since it’s the first known picture of him we thought you’d like to have a peek.

Picture [via]

Tom Cruise has tried to strike a compromise between a hospital and home birth for his fiance, Katie Holmes, by building a $250,000 in-house hospital for her:

Tom told Diane Sawyer in an interview that aired on Friday that he runs “seminars” to teach his children and family members how best to adhere to the Scientology birthing rules.

As part of L. Ron Hubbard’s arbitraty guidelines for childbirth and newborn care - which we mention every chance we get - the mother should be in a silent environment when she gives birth, the baby must be left alone for a full day after it’s born, the mother shouldn’t have contact with the baby for three days after birth, and the mother should refrain from talking to the baby for a week. Hubbard also discouraged women from breastfeeding and recommended a barley-based formula for babies.

Cruise told Sawyer that a silent birth is about creating a quiet environment for the mother, and that Katie can make as much noise as she wants. No one has questioned him about Scientology’s recommendation that the baby be left alone for a day, however.

In building an in-home hospital, Cruise wants to make sure that he controls the environment and that no one in the public sphere will witness the cruel way they’re planning to leave the baby alone.

Now that Tom Cruise has brought public awareness to the inhumane practices of Scientology, cult expert Rick Ross notes that it’s one of the most unpopular religions in America. According to a CBS poll, only 8% of Americans view Scientology favorably.

Here is Katie shopping for even more shoes that will never fit her on 4/15 at Neiman Marcus. She’s seen on the same day in a different outfit leaving Maxfields in LA. No purchase will be able to fill the hole in her heart from not being able to have contact with her baby for three days.

Pictures [via] and [via]

Yesterday we reported a lukewarm rumor that Katie Holmes may have given birth. This was based on the fact that she hadn’t been seen outside of the Cruise estate for several days. Pictures came out of Katie shopping for shoes at Barney’s yesterday, so that theory is blown.

We said it before, but it’s silly to shop for shoes right before you give birth. Your feet are totally swollen and there’s no way you can tell if they’ll fit properly.

Regardless Katie is trying to get out and that’s good for her. She looks quite miserable, as A Socialite’s Life, who alerted us to the pictures, notes. They also point out TMZ’s video of Katie shopping. (link will launch a new window.)

Tom Cruise’s interview with Diane Sawyer comes out tonight. Some details have been leaked, including:

Four month-old Violet Affleck, the baby daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, was rushed to hospital when she had trouble breathing on April 8th. She is fine now, but the new family had quite a scare:

That must be when the recent pictures of Violet were taken. It’s scary to have a baby with a medical problem, and we hope that Violet is completely recovered.

Jennifer Garner has admitted that she’s scared of filming the scene in Alias where her character gives birth: