Britney and SP shopped with help from her personal assistant and bodyguard at Ralphs grocery store in Malibu yesterday. Seen in her cart were Cheerios (we would guess for SP), Splenda, Skittles, and cans of Coke and Tab. Britney was also spotted with a ready-made salad, so at least part of her diet isn’t processed food.

One of the most interesting stories to come out about Britney recently involves the little people exploited at her husband’s birthday party:

That’s right, little people are just hysterical.

I saw an HBO America Undercover special called “Dwarfs: Not a fairy tale” a while ago that really opened my eyes:

People who mock little people are ignorant and stupid, and Britney and Kevin reveal how low class they really are with this latest stunt.

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Everyone’s waiting with baited breath for the arrival of the heir to the Scientology throne. While no one seems to know Katie’s exact due date, it could be any day now. First babies are often late, so we could be waiting another week or two. My son was born nearly two weeks after his due date.

TMZ has a video of Tom solo at his son Connor’s little league game in Beverly Hills on Saturday. He is surrounded by paparrazi and handles it well. When asked if he has picked out a name for the baby yet, he says “yeah, absolutely.”

Katie and Tom are shown outside a Hollywood medical clinic in a recent picture above. [via]

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are due to have their first child in mid May, so it’s a good thing that Rossdale is now finished with his latest project - playing a bankrobber in an indie film:

Here are Stefani and Rossdale enjoying a relaxing Sunday while out yesterday in Hollywood.

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Marc Anthony bought a lot of baby girl items over a month ago, and people have been guessing that J.Lo is either pregnant or adopting a child. Now the news is that she’s still trying to get pregnant, and is eating a lot of spinach in a bid to increase her fertility:

This actually may work, as I saw a show on BBC last night that featured a fertility expert counselling a couple to eat their vegetables to increase their chances at having a baby.

The problem may lie with Lopez’s husband of a record-breaking two years, Marc Anthony. While Lopez looks healthy enough to conceive, Anthony’s dark eye circles and skeletal frame may reveal that his sperm is less than motile. He also has a tendency to grab his crotch, and may be deliberately trying to foil Lopez’s efforts.

Here is J.Lo out with a friend for lunch this weekend, where she undoubtedly ate her vegetables.

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Katie Holmes was photographed going for a walk in Beverly Hills last night after her baby shower at the Scientology Center earlier that day. She was walking with her mother and Tom’s mother and told a photographer that her baby shower was “Lovely.”

An unsubstantiated report that Katie gave birth in Toledo, OH on Friday shows the press’ obsession with the pregnant star. The media is now said to be on “baby alert” and is anxiously awaiting the newborn that the cult of Scientology likens to the second coming.

You know the Scientologists did some freaky initiation rite for Tom’s spawn at her “baby shower.” We just hope that the poor thing isn’t traumatized for life after it’s left alone for a day then cared for by the brainwashed automatons for the first three days of its life. It’s probably a lot easier to stay silent during childbirth than it is to hand over your newborn.

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We have a problem with cult members as you can probably tell, and we haven’t been keeping up with the Moore-Kutcher family like we should. People have been guessing that Moore is pregnant, and now the gossip rags have all-out announced that it’s (probably) true.

Moore may have had a miscarriage last year, but the dates and details are sketchy at best.

Best wishes to Demi Moore, 43, and her doofus husband Ashton Kutcher, 28. We anticipate more plastic surgery in her future - whether or not this latest news is true.

Here she is with her daughter, Scout. Moore looks like she’s covering up her stomach with her large purse.

There have been conflicting reports about Britney’s drinking habits. People and Us Weekly reported that Britney has been drinking as we mentioned yesterday, and today the NY Daily News states that she was doing shots while out in Vegas on Wednesday night.

The National Ledger tipped us off to the fact that TMZ said that she was drinking non-alcoholic beverages and did not smoke on Wednesday night, according to a source:

We could not find the article The National Ledger sources on TMZ’s website, so it must be a video report and you’ll have to take their word for it.

Over the past few days, everyone has gradually come to the conclusion that Britney isn’t pregnant based primarily on the fact that she has been drinking. If she’s not drinking, then all bets are off.

We have pictures from three different image galleries. The header image is from Kevin’s appearance at “All the Hits Q-100″ radio station in Atlanta today, presumably promoting his album. [via] There are some pictures of Kevin smoking and playing craps with Britney watching on 3/22. [via] And of the two supposedly shopping in Vegas yesterday, although the pictures look like they’re taken at the same casino where Kevin was playing craps. [via]

People are going to say Kevin looks good in these candids at the radio station, but we still don’t see it. He looks like any idiot early-20s loser who still thinks he’s a teenager.

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Gwyneth Paltrow is having a boy and plans to name him Mortimer. No, we did not make this up:

First of all, Mortimer is a nickname Paltrow made up and isn’t even Speilberg’s real name, which is really Steven Spielberg.

Second, there’s a reason why only old Jewish men are named Mortimer - it’s a weird creepy name that is deservedly out of fashion.

We hope this rumor is false or that Paltrow changes her mind. The girl is a pompous laughing stock and she should get therapy from a non new-age source.

Another day brings more non-stories about the Jolie-Pitts. The latest:

Since the wedding speculation is over for now, the media is focusing on the Jolie-Pitt fetus and where and when it will first emerge.

The Sun says that Jolie will have the baby in France to honor her mother, Marcheline Betrand, who is French. Bertrand has uterine cancer that is thought to be terminal and is convalescing in Beverly Hills.

A source states the obvious:

Angelina takes her mom’s advice on when to have the baby, too:

Only a very powerful woman can tell Jolie and Pitt when to have sex. If Betrand’s wishes come true the baby will be the right sign and nationality.

We hope that Angelina’s mother is comfortable in her illness and that she gets to spend time plenty of time with one of the world’s most anticipated babies.

A newborn may change the Jolie-Pitt family dynamic, but for now Maddox is the number one celebrity child.