He said: “I’m a single guy. For £500 we would spend the night together and can do whatever you want to do. I usually start with a massage and cuddling and then see where it goes from there.

“You can do whatever you would do with a boyfriend.”

The seedy soccer sham even offered to pull on a replica England strip during the romp.

He said: “I have got a kit and I would be happy to put it on for you. Some women I have been with even call me David during the act. I don’t mind.”

Is “TomKat” working like a tag team to get Great Britain’s top celebrity couple into the controversial organization, often called a “cult”?

“Victoria has become a mother hen to Katie and was thrilled when she asked her to be her birthing partner. Victoria remembers how scary it was when she had her first child. She can’t imagine how difficult it will be for Katie to give birth [Scientology style] quietly and without any pain killers” a source told the press.

Well, maybe all that pain will be worth it if Scientology’s top star can recruit the most popular British celebs outside the royal family.

Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son’s maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

“Their homework is so hard these days,” Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. “It’s totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like ‘Oh my God, I can’t do this’.”