*NOTE: The bolt-on photos are HERE.

A few days ago, CB and I were talking about whether or not Cameron Diaz got bolt-ons, and we talked about it for a while, and now I can’t remember why neither one of us wrote it up. We were probably just having one of those days, I guess. Like, “Yeah, that’s a good story.” And, “She totally got them done. Okay, so what should I write about next?” I guess we didn’t cover it because we don’t have access to the photos – you can see them here, at The Mail. At first, I was like “That could just be the result of a more supportive bikini top!” But it’s not. Camy got her boobs done, just like Alex Rodriguez wanted. They’re tasteful, at least, and by that I mean that they’re small and they fit her frame. Incidentally, Kate Hudson had a similar reaction to being dumped by Alex Rodriguez – shortly after their relationship ended, Kate got her bolt-ons too. Here’s more:

There were rampant rumors last year that ex-boyfriend Alex Rodriguez wanted Cameron Diaz to get breast implants, and now that she’s a single girl again, it seems she’s taken the plunge on her own terms!

When Cameron, 39, hit the beach in Hawaii earlier this month, it wasn’t a new man on her arm that caught everyone’s eye but her suddenly voluptuous figure, and RadarOnline.com has photos of her bustier look.

The Charlie’s Angels star, who is famous for being firmly flat chested, was suddenly overflowing from her bikini as she basked in the sun and sauntered along the Pacific.
Plastic surgeon Dr. Marcel Daniels of Long Beach, California (who has not treated the star) thinks that Diaz has gone under the knife to boost her bust, as her new look is due to more than just weight gain from holiday indulgences.

“In my opinion, she has had an augmentation and not just gained weight as she is as thin as ever,” Dr. Daniels told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.

While many stars go over the top when they get a boob job, the surgeon credited Cameron for her subtlety, having gone, he estimates, from a tiny A to a modest C cup.

“I think that by going for proportionally sized implants she has succeeded in making people wonder if they are real or real expensive…the hall mark of a job well done!” he said. “It is not overdone and fills out her bikini nicely.”

Despite always saying she wished she was more voluptuous, the Bad Teacher actress has always embraced her boyish figure but recently told British Vogue, “I’ll never say never to anything,” when asked if she would ever get plastic surgery.

Getting implants at her age isn’t that unusual according to Dr. Daniels, who explained that many women suddenly want breast implants in their late 30s and 40s. “It might be a career move to look a little curvier and sexier,” he revealed.

She’s not the only A-lister to move on up from an A cup.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kate Hudson is also rumored to have gone under the knife after showing off a much curvier bust line.

[From Radar]

The National Enquirer spoke to yet another plastic surgeon who basically claims the same thing, only that Camy got them done very recently, which makes the surgeon sound like a Camy-obsessed stalker. As for the whole debate about small boobs and implants – my biggest problem is when a celebrity doesn’t admit obvious work, and when a celebrity gets really obvious work. Camy’s bolt-ons are well-done, and I hope she won’t try to deny it. And I really hope that she didn’t get them so that A-Rod would notice. What the hell does Alex tell these women that, while dating him, they become gristly gladiators, and once dumped, they get their boobs done? It’s so weird.

Photos courtesy of Fame, Pacific Coast News.

Here are some photos of Helen Mirren and her crazy awesome figure in Berlin, Germany. Helen attended a charity gala for Ein Herz fur Kinder (A Heart for Children). Look at her body. Bitch is 66 years old, and her body is a million times more bangin’ than mine. Of course, I would never have the confidence to pull off a dress that made my boobs look like missiles. Sexy missiles, but missiles nonetheless. Seriously, this is just one of those dresses that only someone like Helen could pull off – her little waist, those boobs, that confidence. Is it any wonder that Helen was recently named “the most stylish woman over 50”? I think that’s a good title for her, actually. She is stylish and sexy, and she shows women that confidence at any age is the best accessory. Hawt.

The Mail saw these photos, and they were reminded of those now-iconic photos of Helen in a red bikini in Italy several years ago. Helen spoke about what those bikini photos meant to her – “The bloody photograph was a lie because I don’t actually look like that and I know that it’s going to haunt me forever and I’ll be forever trying to bury it unsuccessfully.” Oh, Helen. Such false modesty. Your body is bangin’, just admit it.

Meanwhile, Princess Charlene of Monaco received an award at this gala, although I don’t have any photos of her – you can see some here. She probably saw Helen on the red carpet and was like, “Yeah, I can’t compete.”

Photos courtesy of WENN.

On Tuesday, Radar had an oddly specific report about Miley Cyrus’s breasts. You see, Miley had been at two different events over the weekend, and her new-looking cleavage was on full display. I didn’t note this at the time, but I should point out that it had been a while since Miley had walked a red carpet for anything. She’s also 19 years old, and some ladies’ breasts are still growing into their 20s. I simply assumed that Miley just had normal boobs for a 19-year-old. Radar’s panel of “doctors” claimed otherwise – they were absolutely positive that Miley had gotten some bolt-ons. So Miley responded in a timely fashion, tweeting, “Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they’d realize you don’t have to be fake to be beautiful!…HA! Yeah! And I’m 19!!! BOOBS GROW PEOPLE!”

[Via Miley’s Twitter]

Now, I’m not going to just blindly take Miley’s word for it, but I said in the other post that I thought hers were real, and I stand by that. They don’t look “high” and “rigid” on her chest. They have some sag. And I really just think this Roberto Cavalli dress did wonders for them – sometimes that’s all you need. Some support, and then a dress to hoist those puppies up.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Miley Cyrus was all over the place this past weekend. She attended both the CNN Heroes event, and the American Giving Awards. I thought she looked like ten kinds of hell at the American Giving Awards (in Jenny Packham), but at the CNN event (in Roberto Cavalli), she looked better, mostly because her face didn’t look so bloated and her hair was a slight improvement. Anyway, because Miley wore two low-cut gowns to those events, people started noticing her boobs. In particular, they noticed how Miley seems to have gotten much bustier (more busty?) over the past year. Boob job? That’s what Star Mag/Radar is claiming:

In the wake of Miley Cyrus’s busty appearance at Sunday’s CNN’s Heroes 2011 award, a trio of experts told Star magazine that there’s a strong indication the Hannah Montana star went under the knife to achieve the voluptuous new look.

Cyrus, 19, turned heads at the event as she walked the red carpet in a yellow Roberto Cavalli dress with her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth.

“Her breasts are very nice and round and it looks like she has had them done,” said cosmetic physician Dr. Tahl Humes of Vitahl Medical Aesthetics in Colorado, using shots from the event provided by the magazine. “If you look at the volume, it appears she has had a breast augmentation.

“Whoever did them did a very good job,” Humes continued. “She might have had small implants, which is nice, because she is a small girl with a small frame.”

Humes cited the importance of the chest being in proportion with rest of the body, using an example that “Jennifer Aniston is a small person who has had small implants and that looks very natural as opposed to Pamela Anderson, who has very large implants and looks great … but that’s a different look.”

With more than three decades of experience, Michael Niccole of Orange County, California’s Cosmeticare said, “It appears that Miley has recently undergone breast enhancement surgery.”

Niccole noted the new-found cleavage might have been the result of a push-up bras, but other factors lead him to believe otherwise.

“Push-up bras are great for cleavage, but don’t help out a whole lot when it comes to the exterior breast volume, which is also what I notice in these photos,” Niccole said.

New Jersey-based board certified plastic surgeon Dr. Brian Glaat said the Disney star “does indeed appear to have had a breast augmentation,” noting her breasts are fuller and show more cleavage than before.

“The outline of the implants are clearly visible in the inner lower portions of her breasts,” Glaat said. “Even a large weight gain would not produce breast enhancement to this degree without implants!”

None of the doctors had treated Cyrus previously.

[From Radar]

Wait, that doctor is claiming – as fact – that Jennifer Aniston has implants? I will accuse Aniston of getting lots of work done to her nose, and I will accuse Aniston of inflating her face with fillers and Botox, but I will not accuse her of having a boob job. I buy that Aniston’s boobs are real.

As for Miley… I think that in the Cavalli gown, the support is just really good – she’s got her girls hiked up, and that’s why they look so “full”. You can see in the Packham gown that her boobs are actually slightly saggy and not as “pert” as they look in the Cavalli gown. It’s the sag that makes me think that Miley’s boobs are real – if they were fake, I think her boobs would be sitting “higher.” That, and they don’t look bolted-on to her chest. She’s 19 years old, and her weight is fluctuating, and sometimes that means that boob sizes go up and down – I went up a cup size in my early 20s, so don’t tell me that a 19 year old’s boobs won’t go up and down in size too.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I think we generally have to give Nicole Richie a lot of credit for turning her life around. I mean, at one point she was as annoying (or even more so) than Paris Hilton. But she managed to get clean and become a wife and mother and have a seemingly stable life and now she’s a productive member of society, and people root for her and actually like her. But besides all of that, I think we should also give Nicole credit for knowing her own body and for understanding what looks good on her. Yes, I get tired of the hippie crap and the boho trend is over. But when Nicole really tries, she looks great.

So it was at the ACE Awards two nights ago. Nicole was there, she was wearing this sleek, pretty, clean Antonio Berardi gown, and she was showing off her recent breast implants. This is the first good look I’ve had at them in a low-cut gown, and I have to say… they look really good. These are not wonky, mismatched LeAnn Rimes-style bolt-ons. Nicole’s implants look appropriate on her frame and she went for a modest size. I’m thinking she’s a B-cup now, which is probably close to what she was before she had her babies and nursed her boobs away (that was the reasoning Nicole gave to friends).

I also think she’s darkened her blonde, right? It was a rather garish “California blonde” but it’s looking darker these days. I’m still not loving the too-long bangs, but it looks like she’s trying to grow them out. *fingers crossed*

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Kelly Rowland had her boobs done in 2007, and she’s very proud of them. No word on whether she’s proud of jacking Naomi Campbell’s bangsy wig and wearing it on the cover of Cosmo UK’s November issue. Can I just say? Fake boobs and wiglets aside, I’ve always liked the forgotten members of Destiny’s Child. Not the ones who were jettisoned in a hot second after they joined (who remembers them?), but Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland. I think both of those girls deserve awards for putting up with Beyonce for years, and for being tossed aside once Bey established herself as a solo artist. Anyway, I didn’t really know anything about Kelly’s current life before I read this interview – she sounds pretty cool. Here are some highlights:

On the boob job in October 2007. “I said in an interview a long time ago that I’d get it done because I just had little nuggets for boobs and it was bothering me. The decision was 10 years in the making, so I’m comfortable talking about it… It’s something I really wanted to do for myself — not for a man, not for work, for myself. And I love them!”

On being abandoned by her father, Christopher Lovett, when she was just a kid: “I haven’t seen my dad for almost 20 years. It’s nothing I want a pity party for. He left me and my mom, and I was angry… I wanted to be a daddy’s girl so bad. God damn The Cosby Show because that made me think, ‘Why isn’t my family like that?’ But this is not a perfect world.”

Reconnecting: Lovett tried to contact his estranged daughter through a tabloid in June, and Rowland plans to slowly let him back into her life. “He reached out to me saying he wanted to see me, but it’s unfortunate he did it so publicly. I want to meet him, and soon, I really do. I forgave him a long time ago.”

Breaking off her engagement to athlete Roy Williams in 2005 when she was 24: “I was too young for marriage. I remember my sister B [Beyonce] asked me one question: she said, ‘Well, you know what you want now, don’t you?’ and I was like ‘Yes’. It was so hard and embarrassing because everyone knew. I’d posed for the front cover of a magazine in my wedding dress and it was on sale! But sometimes you fall down and you learn from it”.

On being single: “Before, I’d want to lean on somebody. Now I love the fact that I can just be a single lady, chilling and hanging with my friends, and traveling the world. It’s a pretty good life. I’m ready for marriage when the right time comes now, though.”

[From Us Weekly & Entertainment Rundown]

Re: the boob job… they’re a nice size. I admire her realistic view of her body, and what size implants would like “right” on her slender frame. She’s probably, what? A B/C cup, maybe?

Kelly has fashioned a decent career for herself as judge of the UK’s X-Factor. I’ve never seen it, obviously, so I have no idea if she’s any good. Is she a nice judge, or is she harsh?

Photos courtesy of Cosmo UK, WENN.

Holly Madison has insured her fake boobs for $1 million with the insurance company Lloyd’s of London, which regularly insures celebrity body parts. Holly stars in a Vegas semi-nude revue at Planet Hollywood called Peepshow, for which she’s in lingerie for most of the show and goes topless at some point. She explained to People Magazine that if something happened to her boobs it would put her out of commission for a few months and end up costing her. What about her legs? She’s working a pole and strutting around in heels on stage, so doesn’t it make more sense that she’d insure something that was more likely to bust?

Holly Madison is doing what’s in her breast, er best, interest.

The reality star recently took out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts with Lloyd’s of London insurance company, she confirmed to PEOPLE exclusively.

Madison, 31, said she did it to protect herself and others who appear in her Las Vegas production, Peepshow.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”

Literally.

Madison appears topless during segments of the Vegas show, which, in her mind, made the insurance policy necessary. She also comprehends the quirkiness of it all.

“I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve,” she said. “They’re my primary money makers right now.”

[From People]

This is a publicity stunt for her show, and we’re talking about it so it’s working. Lloyd’s of London legitimately insures celebrity body parts when they’re used in ad campaigns (i.e. legs for a shaving commercial, teeth when it’s a toothpaste campaign), but this is ridiculous. What happens if Holly sprains an ankle or falls on her face and busts her nose job? Is Lloyds going to deny her claim and say “sorry, your boobs are fine?” Maybe the show has insurance for that, and she wanted a little extra in the form of boob disability. Please smack me for spending so long contemplating this. I’ve probably spent more time thinking about it than Holly did.

Here are a bunch of pictures of Holly Madison’s boobs.

Photo credit: WENN.com

At the same time that Jessica Simpson was in Cabo San Lucas, wearing a series of muumuus and ponchos to cover her alleged baby bump, Samantha Ronson, Nicole Richie and a group of friends were also having a Cabo holiday. Some of the exclusive photo agencies got photos of Samantha and Nicole in various bikinis – which you can see here, at Pop Sugar. A few days ago, I glanced through some of the photos and noticed that Nicole was looking boobier than usual, but I honestly didn’t think that much about it. But! Us Weekly now claims that Nicole got herself a boob job – and they have the comparison photos here.

While nursing Harlow, now 3, in 2008, Nicole Richie said, “I really don’t like [having big boobs].” Times sure have changed!

An insider tells the new issue of Us Weekly — out now! — that the Fashion Star mentor got implants this summer.

“In the past, she said she wanted a lift, though we never thought she was serious,” another source says of Richie.

Still, “she’s been open about it to friends,” notes the first insider.

Richie flaunted her fuller physique while vacationing with pals in Mexico September 24 — a stark contrast to the flat-chested bikini body she showed off just one year earlier.

The second source adds that the House of Harlow 1960 designer wanted to improve her bustline for hubby Joel Madden, 32. “The pregnancies took a toll. She said breast-feeding killed what boobs she did have!”

[From Us Weekly]

Well, Gwyneth Paltrow would approve – recently, Goop said that plastic surgery and Botox are gimmicks for peasants, but Goop does approve of boob jobs after breast feeding. So… looking at the comparison photos, it looks like Nicole probably went up to a B-cup (or maybe even a C?). They look slightly big for her petite frame, but maybe I’m just being fooled by a really flattering bikini top. In any case, I don’t really have a problem with Nicole (or any lady) getting a boob job. Just as long as they don’t lie about it – “Oh, these old things? I’ve been a perky D-cup forever!” Bulls–t.

Note: these are some of the most recent photos of Nicole that we have access to, and they’re all from this month, September, so they are presumably post-boob job, according to Us Weekly’s report.

Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News.

There have been photos of Ashlee Simpson and her new boyfriend, Vincent Piazza, before, but they’ve always been candids. Last night was their big red carpet debut as a couple, at the Season 2 premiere of Boardwalk Empire. Vincent plays Lucky Luciano in the show, and for a while he posed solo on the carpet, and then Ashlee came over and they did photos together. I like that! I like that Ashlee’s not “Oh, I can’t pose with my boyfriend at his premiere! We’re too cool for that.” They’re a relatively new couple, and seeing them together makes me wish them well. I even like her dress and her hair!

Ashlee has been all over New York this week, going to NYFW events and generally keeping her nose clean. Maybe it’s because no one cares about Ashlee, or maybe it’s because she’s not quite the same drunken mess she was, but there have been no reports (that I’ve seen) of Ashlee being crazy or anything. I think she’s just loved up with her boyfriend, and Vincent has come to some NYFW events with her too.

I’ve added some photos of Ashlee at the Herve Leger event two days ago – she was wearing a bandage dress, of course, and The Fug Girls were wondering aloud if Ashlee had gotten her boobs done: “…a boobalicious blonde Ashlee Simpson (are those new, or was her bra just that good?)”. In these photos, I would say no. Ashlee has never been particularly well-endowed, right? In these pics she looks small and natural, and she’s just wearing a dress that hoists her girls up and makes them look cute.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

These photos are just to remind everyone that Sarah Jessica Parker is really, really boring on the red carpet these days. We try to relive the glory days, when SJP could command a red carpet, but those days are past. So here’s the real star of last night’s premiere of I Don’t Know How She Does It: Christina Hendricks. Or, more specifically, the star(s) of the red carpet were Christina’s boobs. This rose Vivienne Westwood is spectacular, and I love it on Hendricks. I’m so glad she’s got a modeling contract with Westwood, because now she’ll be wearing more of Westwood’s famously corseted and boob-tastic gowns. LOOK AT HER. She looks so awesome. Okay, her makeup is a little bit off, but why are you even looking at her makeup? LOOK AT HER RACK.

I think Matthew Broderick’s face says it all. It says: “BOOBS. I’m afraid!”

I didn’t hate SJP’s dress, though. Look at her itsy-bitsy waist. She’s so tiny. The dress is really nice too.

The worst dressed on the carpet? Olivia Munn. I think she was trying to do old-school SJP with this Oscar de la Renta-looking cocktail dress, but… it’s a fail. Not an epic fail, but the dress doesn’t suit her, and it sucks for her to wear pink when there’s such a better example of pink on the same carpet.

Photos courtesy of WENN.