No wonder Angelina’s in a tizzy, Brad Pitt is back to work and looks to have recovered more than just his masculinity. He’s cool again!

Jessica Simpson gushed about Brad in her Ok! interview, saying his body in “Fight Club” is “the best male body” and that she still dreams about him.

Brad is shown in Vegas on the Oceans 13 set and at the Bellagio playing cards. Unlike Daniel Craig, he knows how to play poker. Pictures from SimplyBrad.com via JJB.

Update There’s a story that Angelina Jolie is asking people to spy on Brad for her while he’s away filming, and that she’s needy and insecure and is calling him up to ten times a day. The source is some British magazine I’ve barely heard of, so I really doubt it’s true.

Angelina supposedly got fed up with Brad’s demands that she stay at home and take care of their kids and left their Malibu estate in a huff to stay at a hotel with the kids for a few days. Star Magazine is set to report that she checked into the Hotel Bel Air in Beverly Hills on July 29:

Here are the websites for the Hotel Bel Air and the Hotel Roosevelt so you can see where the famous hotties stayed. I only have one kid, not three, but I’d use any excuse to get away to a spa resort for a few days if I could. Who can blame Angelina?

She must be stressed out being a new mom and I bet she won’t be adopting right away as she seemed to imply in recent interviews.

I was a bit curious about the timeline in this report because didn’t she just step out with Brad and Maddox for lunch? It turns out that was on July 25th, making this timeline possible. Considering the demand for photos of the Jolie-Pitts, it’s surprising that no one has any pictures of her stay at the resort, but that’s probably why she picked the place - and part of the reason why she needed to get away.

There does seem to be a power struggle in Brad and Angelina’s relationship. With Angelina having the upper hand for so long, she must be annoyed that Brad is working and striking out on his own. She’s probably just overwhelmed with motherhood, though. People think this won’t last, but I bet they’ll weather more than a few storms together.

Here are some of the latest St. John ads featuring Angelina. [via]
Star Magazine cover from PopBytes.

Sky.co.uk had these new pictures taken on the set of Oceans 13. They’re rather small, but still drool-worthy. Just thinking about Brad, Matt, and George on-screen again - even in the most unwatchable film - gets me all woosy. Sky says there’s this mystery new person in the latest Oceans installment. I don’t know why they’re getting all worked up about it, though. Everyone knows that the new actress in Oceans 13 is Ellen Barkin, who inexplicably gets an on-screen fling with Matt Damon. How did she get so lucky? Her billionaire husband cheated on her and dumped her. (Sorry I’m so bitter! You go Ellen.)

Here are the pictures on set. The linked versions are low quality. As soon as higher resolution versions come out, I’ll post them.

Their newborn is just over two months old, so this isn’t that shocking, but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are repotedly sleeping apart because Angelina wants to be near Shiloh while Brad needs his beauty sleep:

This sounds like the time they were staying in that slum in Paris and Brad had to sleep on the couch because Angelina was pregnant and taking up the whole bed.

Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina is not happy with her stretch marks and post-partum body and that’s the real reason she’s keeping Brad out of the bedroom. She supposedly doesn’t want to have sex, which is worrying Brad, but she just had a baby and that sounds pretty normal.

Dana at Dana’s Dirt says that Angelina better put out soon or Brad will lose interest:

Here’s Angelina driving around, looking fierce. Shiloh is said to be in the back seat, but that’s not big news since it’s not like Suri, whose supposed baby seat or stroller has never been photographed.

Pictures from Just Jared.

Now that the first wax baby has been unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s museum, it’s obvious why they didn’t do it sooner. The thing looks like one of those creepy reborn dolls that people paint to look like newborns. My husband’s aunt has one of those things at her house, and we took a picture of it because it fascinated us. We also put my then seven month-old son in the doll’s bed after he fell asleep. (Before you think I dressed him in too-small clothes, those were his backup pants after he had an accident.)

Waxed Angelina looks like a female impersonator, but she isn’t as bad as the wax version of Keira Knightly.

Now that Shiloh is immortalized as an infant, maybe Madame Tussauds can help Tom and Katie dispel those pesky rumors that Suri doesn’t exist. She’s over three months old and has never been photographed, but maybe Katie can bring her in for a personal wax session. A waxed baby Suri would do wonders to make her seem real.

Pictures from Celebguru and GossipRocks.

A wax figure of newborn Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt will be unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s museum today. The famous baby will be placed in an African-themed manger display. Just like her philanthropist parents, little Shiloh is earning even more money for charity:

When the pictures come out, we’ll publish them here. In the meantime, here are the first pictures of little Shiloh that you’ve already seen. The little wax baby must be based on these. Awww.

Thanks to Celebguru for the story!

Life & Style suggests that now that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are back in LA, Angelina is so busy with the kids and Brad is so busy with new projects that the two barely have time for each other. It sounds like speculation based on the fact that a few pictures of Brad around town have come out while Angelina hasn’t been seen in a while:

Meanwhile Brad’s grandmother is quoted as saying that he’s so sensitive to the pain and suffering he caused Jennifer Aniston by breaking up with her that he’s going to wait to marry Angelina:

This isn’t a great source, but it could be a real quote. From what I’ve read, Brad’s family really liked Aniston and maybe he just said that to his grandmother to make her feel better about the fact that he’s not marrying Angelina and left Aniston high and dry. Earlier reports had Brad clamoring to get married while Angelina was playing characteristically coy.

It could be true that Brad and Angelina are quite busy now, but that doesn’t mean they don’t get to spend quality time together at home. Most dads and moms manage to maintain loving, communicative relationships while working outside of the home. They just don’t have photographers following them everywhere like the Jolie-Pitts.

Here are some pictures of Brad talking on the phone that you’ve probably already seen. X17 has a video of Pitt talking on the phone and then riding his motorcycle. Somehow it just takes all the mystery out of the photos. My god, even the hottest celebrities can be rather boring.

Brad Pitt says that having children is his biggest accomplishment, and that it keeps him from focusing on his hair and hot body. Speaking to Anne Curry of the Today Show, he said:

He is sponsoring a $100,000 contest to design a 12-unit apartment building in the most eco-friendly way possible, and hopes to bring awareness to the need to rebuild New Orleans while preserving the environment.

Here’s a video of the Today segment:

Brad Pitt always seemed rather bland to me, but it’s good to see him bringing awareness to important causes, and I definitely agree that being a parent is amazing. The Jolie-Pitts seem to have struck the best balance between being in the spotlight without having people get sick of them. If only they would hire a less aggresive security force.

Here are pictures of the interview courtesy of Just Jared. There are also photos from his press conference on Friday in New Orleans from CelebGuru.

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In an interview after her divorce, Jessica Simpson said that she has not dated anybody since she separated from her husband Nick Lachey. Jess has been linked to several guys since then, her ‘Employee of the Month’ co star Dane Cook is one of them. However, Jess says that they are just good friends and nothing else.

Just like thousands of other women across the globe, Jessica also dreams of Brad Pitt. Jess says that he is an ideal eye candy, she thinks Brad Pitt in Fight Club, one can’t get better than this. So is it a matter of concern for Angelina, I don’t think so as Angie is better than Jess in every context.

This article was originally published on Celebguru and is used under a content share agreement while Celebitchy is on vacation.

You’ve undoubtedly heard about the Brangelina baby shower pics that were released to a few blogs and media outlets with the promise of 450 more. It turns out that Angelina’s kissing brother, James Haven, took his camera to BestBuy in LA but forgot to remove the memory card. BestBuy outsourced the job to Precision Camera in Enfield, Connecticut, where two guys thought they hit the jackpot. They might have, if they would have been smart enough to take basic precautions like using a proxy server and an anonymous e-mail address. Instead they used an easily traceable account and the feds raided their place of employment and one of their homes to recover the pictures. They probably would have been caught anyway, but it might have taken a couple of extra days.

They dodged a legal bullet since it was determined they didn’t do anything illegal:

What I want to know is why the secret service got involved in a stupid celebrity photo leak case. How much taypayer money did that cost?

The two guyswho leaked the pictures, Bill Keyes, 36, and Adam Beckwith, 20 something, may not be arrested or charged, but Brangelina’s lawyers are out for blood and they’re going to get them to pay. Hopefully they’ll get some decent pro bono support and will be able to avoid being sued.

Here are the Brangelina baby shower pics.