Bradon Davis stayed at music producer Scott Storch’s mansion and Storch noticed that a watch worth $100k was missing right after Davis took off the next morning. Storch told Davis that he knew the item was stolen and that he caught it all on tape. Davis bawled his eyes out, begged Storch not to tell anyone, and returned the watch.

The other night, “Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott’s place and crashed on the couch,” a source said. “The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone — and so was Scott’s $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, ‘It’s OK — I just got a new security system, so everything’s on tape.’ ” After learning he’d be caught, Davis “started crying hysterically and saying, ‘Please don’t tell anyone — I’ll bring it back.’ Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn’t call the police.”

When Page Six asked Storch about the episode, he would only say, “I heard about this. Give peace a chance.” Davis couldn’t be reached.

[From Page Six]

Davis was recently robbed of a watch worth $49k in Barcelona, Spain in late February. The thieves also go away with $4,000 in cash and left him with a black eye.

Maybe Davis thought his richer friend wouldn’t miss an expensive watch like he did. Instead he got busted and is probably not welcome at another friend’s house. He has reportedly been couch surfing since his family cut him off last year for being a public douche. He got into a huge fight at his brother’s wedding last July and was said to be knocking over chairs and flower arrangements. Davis was crashing at Paris Hilton’s house for a while, but I think it’s safe to say he fell out with Paris after harassing Paula Abdul and Courtney Love at her birthday party.

Now Davis has alienated what may be one of his last remaining friends. And the guy showed him mercy and didn’t call the cops or make a statement against him. It seems that Davis does a good enough job sabotaging himself on his own.

Header image via Celebrity Mound.

Brandon Davis, one of the two men who re-defined douchiness (I’ll let you figure out who the other is) was detained at the Sydney airport on Saturday morning. His crime? No, he wasn’t held for being a grade-A jerk or being super fug (turns out those are disgusting, but not actually crimes). The heirhead brought more than $10,000 in cash into the country and failed to put it down on his customs form. One can’t help but wonder exactly how this was discovered. From the things I’ve heard about Brandon Davis, I’m going to guess he probably told everyone within hearing distance just how much money he had on him. It’s also pretty surprising that he had more than $42 in his wallet, consider he was supposedly cut off by his family. Guess he either made amends, or his rich friends are helping him out.

Davis was questioned by authorities for over two hours. His Australian model girlfriend got bored and eventually left him at the airport. Sounds like love.

Jetting into Sydney early on Saturday, the grandson of American oil magnate Marvin Davis and former conquest of Paris Hilton is understood to have been unceremoniously detained by Customs officials for having too much money on him.

Loaded with US dollars, the 28-year-old was delayed for more than two hours, while his pin-up girlfriend became increasingly agitated while waiting in the arrivals area. “She was pacing around the whole time, with her mobile phone at her ear, trying to look anonymous,” a witness told The Daily Telegraph. “With her sunglasses on inside, everyone was looking at her.”

A Customs spokesman declined to comment on individual passenger details for privacy reasons yesterday, but said travelers were required to declare if they were carrying more than $10,000 or the equivalent in foreign currency.

Davis… was finally allowed through to meet a waiting car and driver about 10.30am, after arriving on an 8am flight from the US. By that time, [girlfriend Cheyenne] Tozzi had been collected by friends in another vehicle, leaving her wealthy beau behind.

[From News.com.au]

After customs let Davis go, he reportedly went to several currency exchange bureaus, cleaning each one out of cash before going on to the next. I’m not sure how much money they tend to carry, but if he had to go to several exchange bureaus, one would think he really was carrying a ton of money. Not only am I super surprised that Brandon Davis has a ton of money to carry, but I’m surprised that even he is dumb enough to carry over $10,000 in cash. The other day I walked home from the grocery store carrying all of $250 in cash for five blocks and I was nervous. If I had over $10,000 in cash laying around, I’m pretty sure I’d bury it in the backyard. Mostly so Brandon Davis couldn’t find it. Which is how I’m guessing he got his hands on whatever money he has.

Picture note by Jaybird: Brandon Davis and an unidentified female (it could be girlfriend Cheyenn Tozzi, it’s too hard to tell) on the beach in Maui on New Year’s Eve day.. Images thanks to Splash Photos.

Brandon Davis got into a huge fight with his father at his brother Alexander’s wedding at the Mantage Resort in Laguna Beach. According to Page Six Davis got into an enormous, and embarrassing, fight with his father Nebil “Bilo” Zarif. We’re not talking a few words muttered under his breath and storming out, slamming doors. According to witnesses, Davis was “’knocking over chairs and flower arrangements.’” Sounds like he was drunk. Again.

One witness said, ‘Brandon got so upset, he sent tables crashing . . . he had to be carried out of the reception.’”

[From Page Six]

One can only wonder what he was so upset about. Probably that the attention was on anyone but himself. That guy will do and say anything to make sure everyone’s looking at him. “Greasy Bear” as he’s known to all of the internet, has apparently lost a few pounds, though it’s not noticeable to the casual observer. Some have speculated that’s why he can’t hold his liquor as of late. Though as I remember it, the guy was just as famous for drunken rants when he was still a tubby.

It seems like no one wants Davis around anymore. In April, Page Six reported an incident between him and Paris Hilton’s former fiancée, Stavros Niarchos.

Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis is so unpopular, even his friends don’t want to be associated with him. The oil-heir grandson of the late Marvin Davis showed up to the Details magazine party March 29th at producer Mary Parent’s house in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access. According to our spy, ‘he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos].’ The Greek shipping heir had evidently told Davis about the party and was already inside. But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn’t there, adding, ‘I didn’t invite him here, and I don’t really want to be around him.’ Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in - and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, ‘You know I would never bring him here.’”

[From Page Six]

This was all just a few weeks after he embarrassed himself at Paris Hilton’s birthday party, where he dry-humped Courtney Love in front of her daughter and drunkenly mocked Paula Abdul in front of a hundred people.

“’He kept on saying her last name over and over again, and then would insert his made-up version of an Arabic language. He was being very lewd and graphic and making sexual overtures to her in between being completely insulting.’”

[From the Daily News]

Oh to be rich and disgusting. I can’t think of anyone more derided by all than Brandon Davis. Even his pleather-wearing “little” brother Jason, currently in an e-fight with Perez Hilton, doesn’t compare (though he comes close). Brandon is the male celebutard, known for doing nothing but drinking, eating, and going to parties… where he drinks and eats. Considering the way he’s constantly mocking everyone within 100 feet of him, he should probably lay off the booze and cocktail wieners. Glass houses and such.

Picture note by Celebitchy Header image is Brandon at an event in February. He may have lost weight since as Jay mentioned. Thanks to PRPhotos for this image.

Brandon Davis’ mom called up her friend, comic actor Tom Arnold, and asked him to go over to the Beverly Hills hotel and save her cowardly son, who she thought was stuck in a room with some bullies or something. Brandon Davis is the socialite who’s rumored to be broke after his oil magnate dad died and left his family with a lot of debt. He’s known for hanging out with Paris Hilton and being a jerk.

Tom Arnold rushed into the hotel with a baseball bat thinking he’d rough up some drugged-out thugs who were bullying Davis, but there was no one in the room except for one girl. The funny thing about this article is the fact that Brandon sounds like a pussy who called his mom for help. (They never said he called her, though, just that she asked Tom Arnold to rescue him for some reason. I would bet she just didn’t want him hanging out with those guys.)

Wielding a baseball bat, Tom Arnold rushed to the rescue of bad boy Brandon Davis - after the billionaire heir’s worried mom begged Tom to save her troubled son.

[He] stormed into the ritzy Beverly Hills Hotel lobby on Jan 9, waving a bat and demanding: “Where’s Brandon Davis’ room?…”

His mom, socialite Nancy Davis, and Arnold are close pals - and she asked Arnold to rescue Brandon when she thought he was at the hotel with some rough companions.

“Tom charged into the hotel and told security he’d received a call that Brandon, who has a history of drug problems, was ‘pretty messed up and was with multiple guys who could be dangerous’ in a room there,” said a source.

“Security ran up to the room with Tom, expecting a big showdown. But by the time they got there, all they found was a frightened young girl.”

[From The National Enquirer print edition, January 29, 2007]

They say Arnold was trying to be a hero but missed his chance because Brandon bolted the scene before he got there. I wish this story ended with Tom Arnold wacking Brandon Davis over the head. Is that wrong?

Rumor has it that Brandon Davis is Lindsay Lohan’s unlikely savior, and that he encouraged her to go to rehab. It seems to me like she did it for her career, though, and I read that producers of her new movie told her to go to rehab or get out.

Paris Hilton’s rep is a genius. He comes up with the best excuses. Back in May he told the whopper that somehow Paris and Nicky spent hours shopping for their mother for Mother’s Day for Christian Dior items, even though they were only seen out at Kitson that day and they don’t carry that brand. Unfortunately, a “fellow whizzed by and grabbed the package” when it was being delivered. That’s precious!

Now he’s saying that the mysterious white substance up Paris’ nose after she was hanging with Brandon Davis in New York was “stray dessert!”

Is yet another young star having trouble keeping her nose clean? Just days after Nicole Richie was busted for DUI, it seems her friend Paris Hilton is being a bit more naughty than nice this holiday season. According to the New York Post, Paris was spotted with a bright white substance inside her nostril after a lunch with oil heir Brandon Davis at NYC’s hot Nello restaurant on Dec. 12.

Her rep, Elliot Mintz, was quick to issue a denial, with this fascinating explanation. “I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics,” he said. “I would imagine [it’s] something like whipped cream or a sugary substance from dessert. Something that naturally might have found it’s way to onto her face if she touched her nose or whatever. I’d label it a stray dessert.” A stray dessert? If you say so. But here’s a tip, Paris: Next time, be careful with your candy (or “whatever”), you wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong impression.

I love that!

Here are the pictures in question, courtesy of Splash News Online.

After crashing the Interwebs by posing with her legs open on four separate occasions, Britney topped it off by hanging out with vagina-naming Paris Hilton-castoff Brandon Davis, an heir to a once-significant oil fortune that turned out to be a whole lot of debt. Brandon crashed on Paris’ couch for a while this summer and seems like he was her fuck buddy. He stays in the spotlight with a combination of bombastic arrogance and luck.

On Wednesday night Brandon hung out with Britney after meeting up at The Roosevelt Hotel and they went out to a party together. Brandon might be still staying at Paris’ house as he was spotted leaving her place the next day wearing the same clothes.

It’s unlikely Paris is still diddling him, though. She was seen out in a late-night meetup with Stavros wearing a huge locket around her neck with the picture of the two of them together. Aw, cute.

As for Paris and Britney’s newfound friendship, it seems to have been replaced with Paris’ busy business schedule. She attended another even yesterday for Arbys or something, and has been seen out with Nicole this week. She probably wants Britney to know that she has to get her shit together if she wants to make it into her inner circle permanently.

Britney’s deliberate crotch slips have made it into the mainstream pop culture news. Friends and family are said to want to help her get her shit together, but she’s unlikely to accept their assistance. She once said that listening to advice was her greatest mistake. It seems she prefers to air out her nasty mistakes in public frequently, begging us all to display them for her. Paris could only take it for so long.

The header image is old from like last week, but I can’t find any newer pics that I’m actually allowed to post. Thank Perez.

Nicky Hilton’s boyfriend, “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly, smacked Brandon Davis after he insulted him at one of Paris’ parties. When Davis freaked out after getting slapped, Connolly punched him twice in the face to get him to shut up.

The Post goes on to say that Lohan and her gang crashed the party too, but not much must have transpired or they would have given more details.

Davis is crying out for some kind of intervention. He was reportedly staying at Paris’ place after his folks cut him off, and some recent candids of him cozying up to her make it seem like they’re friends with benefits. Connolly must be annoyed that he’s hanging out with his girl too. Usually I don’t condone violence, but Davis had it coming.

Here are Brandon, Paris and Nicky outside of Barneys on 9/2. [via] Tell me that Paris and Brandon look like they’re just friends.

Pity party for Paris! The dumb heiress was seen bawling like a baby outside of Bungalow 8 in NY when she was denied entry. Her greasy fuck buddy, Brandon “firecrotch” Davis, threw a fit and the cops were called. Contrast this scene to well-behaved Tara Reid waiting patiently outside Hyde in LA, making self-depricating comments while Paris and Kim Kardashian sauntered in. Now we know who the gracious one is:

Karma can work quickly in Hollywood. Thanks to DListed for these pictures.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton made up at a party, with Paris later calling Lindsay “sexy” for good measure. Lindsay may have also made up with her verbal attacker, Brandon Davis, in spades, because his grandmother claims she’s dating him:

That’s hysterical. Old people get confused and think that youngsters are dating whenever they hang out together. In Lindsay and Brandon’s case they’re probably just fucking.

Lindsay’s publicist says she’s dating “several men,” though, so how can she keep up?

Here’s Lindsay with Karl Lagerfeld at the CFDA fashion awards and with Kevin Klein, Meryl Streep, and Lilly Tomlin at the Prarie Home Companion premiere. She is shown with her little sister at the movie’s after party. [via]

Paris Hilton was seen sitting on 50 Cent’s lap in Cannes. He checked out her tiny cans and put a hand on her boob . She later got cosy with scum-bag director Brett Ratner, who is Lindsay Lohan’s ex f*ck buddy. Lohan and Paris missed each other in Cannes, though:

Monopolizing isn’t the same as making out, unfortunately.

The Mirror could have easily made up that story based on photos that came out of Paris with 50 Cent at the party, shown below.

Lindsay Lohan was making out in public with Paris’ ex, Stavros Niarchos, and also spent the night at his hotel. She seems to be spreading the fire-y love.

Here is Lohan getting swag at the GQ Celebrity Poker Tournament. She seems to be dressing from Nicky Hilton’s clothing line. Paris is shown at the De Grisogono party in Cannes on 5/22. Kimora Lee Simmons, Tommy Hilfiger, and Brandon Davis are also pictured. [via]