A longer video of a Lindsay Lohan fan confronting Brandon Davis for his “firecrotch” rant has been posted on YouTube. You can even see the woman’s face. She first yells at Brandon when he enters the club, and again confronts him when he comes out to smoke a cigarette. The video makes it seem as if she annoys Davis so much that he’s forced to leave in a waiting limousine, but maybe it’s just edited together to look that way.

The woman makes a good point when she tells Davis that Lohan earned her money while he got his from daddy. According to people dishing about the demise of Davis’ relationship with Mischa Barton last spring, he had to ask his family for money constantly, which may explain his vile for “self-made” teen star Lohan.

Thanks to PhoenixComplex on the JJB board for posting the link to this video.

Lindsay Lohan shows how self-aware she is by admitting that she can’t be monogamous:

She also took the high road while at a party with bloated Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton, and did not confront the pair or say anything about Davis’ famous “firecrotch” rant about her:

We feel kind of sorry for Lohan now, and will work on that. She’s sure to say something arrorgant soon that we can latch onto.

Here she is at the Parasuco Launch Party last night in NY.

The NY Post reports on the video on TMZ you’ve most likely seen in which Brandon Davis goes on a creative drunken rant on Lindsay Lohan. Paris Hilton and Caroline D’Amore giggle in the background, but Paris doesn’t add much except to say that Lindsay’s movie bombed. Near the end of the footage she asks Davis “Whose movie bombed?” to get him to say “firecrotch” yet again.

As we’ve mentioned here, Davis decided not to be friends with Paris a while ago and claimed it was because Paris was a racist, citing her use of the “N” word and bigotry against Jews. The Post notes that Davis is a hypocrite because he jokingly asks in the video if Wilmer Valderrama is “in a mariachi band.”

Davis dated Mischa Barton for about a year until she broke up with him in the spring of 2005. People say Barton was annoyed by the tight control the oil heir’s family had over his finances, and how he had to ask for money for everything. He was most recently tied to Camilla al-Fayed, the daughter of Harrods owner Mohamed al-Fayed, but it’s doubtful that they’re still together based on the way he’s been acting.

The Gallery of the Absurd has a new illustration of Davis as shown above, picturing the bloated oil heir with unflattering adjectives spewing forth from his oversized head.

The video reminded me of college, in which liquored-up do-nothings would talk smack about each other after going out to clubs. No one cared what my friends had to say, though.

Davis is rather gross and stupid, but you have to admit that “firecrotch” is a pretty clever nickname for Lohan and we will enjoy referring to her as such in the future. As the NY Post notes, she was seen yet again with Stavros Niarchos, Paris’ ex. She also spent the night a few days ago with Paris’ other ex, Paris Latsis, but he must not have been on hand for a quick revenge screw when she needed him.

Here’s a non-censored and slightly different version of the video. The paparrazi are calling Davis “Stavros”!
Someone added a classical intro and “Firecrotch” title. So great.

And here is Paris on the night in question, in which she attended Janet Jackson’s 40th birthday party [via]

Update: Paris’ publicist has responded to the incident, emphasizing that Paris was not the one bashing Lohan.

TMZ is reporting that Paris and Lindsay were in each other’s faces at a Hollywood club Friday night. Paris’ rep can’t deny it, but tries to play it down:

In terms of Lindsay namedropping Paris for publicity, it seems Paris would be more upset that Lindsay’s been bedding all of her exes this month.

Lindsay has not been photographed since Friday, and she hopefully took the weekend off from partying and sleeping with various new guys to rest up and change her clothes. Maybe the little spat with Paris helped her realize that it’s time to lay low.

Meanwhile Paris hasn’t been seen with Matt Leinart since he left her house last Wednesday morning. It’s been about a week, and we’ll see how long it takes before we see them together again.

TMZ has a video of Paris, Nicky, and Brandon Davis outside the club that night talking smack about Lindsay Lohan to the paparazzi. It’s unclear what they’re saying, but they’re clearly making fun of her.

Here is Paris on the night in question attending the Race to Erase MS event. (Paris and Brandon Davis are not together. He is an old friend of hers, although they had a big falling out at one point, with Brandon calling Paris a racist.)

Pictures [via]

Maybe Paris Hilton can act. According to the Swedish newspaper, Aftonbladet, the hard-partying heiress cried to get out of a ticket for driving without a registration for her new car:

So Paris didn’t even get a ticket for driving with an unregistered vehicle. She’s had the car for about a month, so you think she could send one of her minions to the DMV for her. Here are some pictures of Paris getting a parking ticket, so she’s at least suffered that indignity.

Here’s a German commercial for online yellow pages featuring Paris ordering some rolls:

And here are pictures of Paris celebrating her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos III’s 21st Birthday Party at Tao Night Club in Las Vegas on 4/22. [via]

Update: pictures of Hilton at the opening of the “replay” clothing store in LA last night. Brandon Davis is launching his line of jeans at the new store. Davis is a former friend of Hilton, and spoke out against her last year, calling her a racist. Nick Hilton also attending the opening.

Paris will host a rock concert at an Austrian ski resort this weekend, and will have to introduce Pink to the crowd. Pink mocks the skinny heiress in her video “Stupid Girls.”

Mischa Barton’s ex, oil heir on a budget Brandon Davis, is said to be romancing Camilla al-Fayed, the daughter of Harrods mogul Mohamed al-Fayed. Page Six reports:

Davis split with Mischa Barton in the spring of 2005 after nearly a year of public dating.

Perez had this story a month ago, and details that Davis plans to buy a place in London to be closer to Al-Fayed.

Davis famously called his former friend Paris Hilton a “racist” and an “idiot” after she was caught on tape using the “N” word. He seems like a good guy.