So I really don’t understand what the big deal is with Hayden Panettiere. She’s been billed as the new hot girl, and I just don’t see it. Thankfully, her career post-”Heroes” seems pretty bleak, and she’s not winning over any friends in the media with her recent Hawaiian childish temper tantrum.

Maybe I just feel so strongly against Hayden because she was publicly linked to my boyfriend, Gerard Butler, amongst other alleged conquests after her split with “Heroes” co-star Milo Ventimiglia. Now it seems that Hayden is so worked over the split that she’s attempting to get Milo fired. Ouch. OK! has more:

Heroes’ Hayden Panettiere has decided to take her bitter breakup with co-star Milo Ventimiglia to the small screen. Hayden, 19, is trying to get Milo, 31, kicked off of the show, according to a mutual friend.

“She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him,” the pal tells OK!. “She is making it difficult for everyone involved.” (Her rep denies this).

As for Milo, “He’s not going to play any games or stoop to her level,” says the friend.

Since the split, Hayden has been linked to a string of men including rocker Anthony Kiedis, 46, her ex Stephen Colletti, 23, and Gerard Butler, 39.

From OK! Magazine

It seems pretty thin, but perhaps there’s something there. I would have given her the benefit of the doubt, but Hayden seems to be in a bad place as of late. And she’s pretty young, and this is just the kind of “payback” that a teenage girl would attempt. Like, “Oh my God, I can’t even see him any more, I’m gonna try to get him fired!” She probably didn’t even think it through.

Hayden Panettiere is shown on the set of Heroes on 3/10/09 and with co-star Adrian Pasdar on set in Venice Beach CA on 1/28/09. Credit: Fame Pictures

Just days after Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman confirmed their breakup, Jimmy poked fun at himself while dressed like Rosie O’Donnell on a segment of “The View.” Jimmy fielded questions about the breakup from the co-hosts and tried to keep the mood light. But you can tell by his body language that it’s an uncomfortable topic for him. Or maybe he’s just uncomfortable with the leggings, clogs and black wig.

Jimmy Kimmel showed up on “The View” Monday, dressed in drag as former co-host Rosie O’Donnell, and fielded questions about his recent, second break up with longtime girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

“The View” is in Los Angeles this week, and Kimmel walked about in a wig, clogs and wedding ring for his two-segment appearance.

Sherri Shepherd told Kimmel they feared he would no-show when news broke of his split.

Kimmel said, “The only thing better than breaking up is going on ‘The View’ right after you break up.”

Asked what happened, Kimmel said, “What do you think happened? I’m a 41-year-old man with a bra filled with Koosh balls. I’m an imbecile. She couldn’t date an imbecile anymore.”

Walters then pressed him if it’s really all over, to which he sputtered, “I don’t know, I mean, you know, I think, I don’t know. Ask her. I don’t know what’s going to happen.”

[From Huffington Post]

I actually think Kimmel is more attractive than the actual Rosie – he definitely has better hair! It had to be tough to sit there and take these questions about something so personal, but to Jimmy’s credit, he did so with a smile. I am one of those people who hopes Jimmy and Sarah get back together – but if they keep getting together and breaking up, there has to be a reason.

Pictures are older images from when Silverman and Kimmel were together in 2005. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.

Perhaps most girls who were born around a certain time feel the same collective warmth whenever John Cusack’s name is mentioned. There’s something about the combination of intellect, jet black hair, Say Anything, Grosse Point Blank, a penchant for privacy, family love, radical politics and that tall, lanky body that all girls secretly swoon for. Or is it just me?

I find it surprising whenever John Cusack’s love life gets press. He plays all of the personal stuff very close to the vest, and has never said one word about most of the famous women he’s rumored to have romanced over the years. Among his rumored conquests are Neve Campbell, Lili Taylor, Claire Forlani, Minnie Driver, Allison Eastwood (daughter of Clint) and Hillary Duff, though I don’t believe that last one.

I had no idea he was dating actress Jodi Lyn O’Keefe, and now Star is reporting that the two have broken up over a disagreement whether to marry. O’Keefe is on “Prison Break”, and judging solely from her pictures, she’s very pretty. But come on, who is she? Does this girl really think she’s going to be the one to get Cusack down the aisle? Get real, “Jodi Lyn” if that is your real name (just checked Wikipedia, it is her birth name)… John Cusack is waiting for me! Star Magazine has more:

A girl can’t wait around forever!

With John Cusack — her on-again, off-again beau since 2003 — dragging his feet about proposing, Jodi Lyn O’Keefe finally decided to call it quits for good.

“She desperately wanted to spend the rest of her life with John,” says an insider. “But he’s never felt the need to get married. She hoped for years he’d change his mind, but she’s done wasting her energy.”

The Prison Break babe gave John one last chance — in early January, the two took a Florida beach vacation to try and work things out. But a witness tells Star that after they returned to L.A., “they were really cold to each other, bickering a lot.”

Jodi ended it soon after, and since the split, adds the insider, “she’s been dating and trying to have fun. Anything to get over John!”

From Star Magazine

I too have felt overwhelming ambivalence about marriage, too, John! Pick me! But let’s play a game. Let’s say you’re a pretty actress who got some luck on a hit television show called Prison Break. Let’s say you meet eternal heartthrob Lloyd Dobler… oops, I mean John Cusack. Let’s say John asks you out, you date, start living together, and the whole time you know that John Cusack simply doesn’t want to get married because he’s not that guy. Would you stay or would you go? I would stay. And I don’t understand a woman who wouldn’t. But, hey, at least John Cusack is single again!

Jodi Lyn O’Keefe is shown on 2/22/09, 9/21/08 and 9/8/08. John Cusack is shown on 9/13/08. Credit: PRPhotos

Yesterday we had a really sweet story about how Jimmy Kimmel’s kids wanted him to get married to Sarah Silverman. It sounds like both his son and daughter have a real fondness for Sarah. Unfortunately they’re not going to get their wish – in a big way. Us Weekly has confirmed that the couple have broken up again, and it seems like this one is permanent.

Late night host Jimmy Kimmel and comic Sarah Silverman have called it quits again, a source tells Usmagazine.com. The couple, who have been dating on-and-off for the last few months, started dating six years ago. “Sarah initiated the split this time,” the source tells Us. “He’s bummed.”

This breakup happened within the last two weeks. “He’s really blue — very down,” another source tells Us. “Seems like it’s over for good this time. He’s sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with.”

The couple, who first split in July, reunited last fall. “We’re just being right now,” Silverman told Us in November.

The pair met during a roast for Hugh Hefner, where Silverman told the audience he was fat and joked he had no charisma — but that didn’t stop them from working together.

“He hired me to do voices on [Comedy Central's] Crank Yankers and around the second season of that we started hanging out,” Silverman has said. “A while after that he kissed me.”

[From Us Weekly]

This is a big bummer. Sarah and Jimmy just made so much sense together. Clearly their relationship had a lot of laughter and good stuff in it. I mean their running joke about f***ing Matt Damon became so epic outside their relationship that it actually won an Emmy. It just always struck me as a relationship that’d be fun to be in, but obviously there’s a lot more to it than that. It’s especially sad for Jimmy’s kids. His teenage son Kevin talked about a wedding, and supposedly told him to “put a ring on it.” It seemed like they needed to know Sarah and Jimmy were solid and wouldn’t break up again. Unfortunately that’s exactly what happened.

Here’s Jimmy and Sarah at the 61st Annual Writers Guild Awards held at The Hyatt Regency Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles on February 7th. Images thanks to WENN.com.

A young girl loiters around a senior citizen, desperate for marriage and babies. When she realizes that an 82 year old man might not be keen for marriage and babies at this late stage, she decides to leave for a man exactly half his age. Sadly, a conflict of schedules got in the way of their love.

The couple had been dating since late last year after Madison moved out of the Playboy Mansion following her breakup with Hugh Hefner.

“She was very much in love with him and they’re still very close friends,” says a source close to the couple. “But it was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn’t devote 100% of her time to him in Vegas, at the expense of her own career and her goals.”

Madison, 29, and Angel, 41, had been living together in his Las Vegas home since December, but she has recently moved out and is staying with family.

The source went on to say, “It was a tough decision for her to make, but she wanted pursue her career. She still has very intense feelings for him.”

OK! Magazine

Holly and Criss have been officially dating for four months, and in the time honored tradition of the Paris Hilton-Benji Madden union, she liked to talk to the press frequently about how much they were in love.

Holly planned to propose. She made Criss a little paper ring to wear.

She quit her awkward job with Hugh Hefner so she didn’t have to commute to Vegas anymore to be with her new love.

Criss met her parents, her first boyfriend to do so. I guess Hugh didn’t want to meet parents that were young enough to be his children.

And they did this all in a public forum, which can be kind of awkward. Anyone who has ever declared within hours of meeting someone that they’re ‘the one, I’m in love’ before discovering in the next fortnight that they are decidedly not, feels a fool. It’s cute when after ten years of marriage you declare that you knew right away, but you just look silly doing it any time beforehand. Maybe you can do it on your wedding day, maybe, but no sooner.

I’m sad these two couldn’t make it work, they seemed like a couple made in reality show heaven.

Photo is of Holly and Criss on 11/6/08. Photo credit: PRPhotos

“Transformers” sexpot Megan Fox and her fiance, Brian Austin Green (better known as David Silver, the rapper wannabe on “Beverly Hills 90210″) have split, according to Us Weekly. Breakup rumors began rumbling late last year, when Megan and Brian were spotted having arguments in public, Megan stopped wearing her engagement ring and also attended a handful of events with no date. Most notably, Megan presented at the Golden Globes and walked the red carpet solo. When she was asked about Brian, she seemed irritated. Both Fox and Green are citing that age-old Hollywood relationship killer: their respective careers.

Megan Fox and fiance Brian Austin Green have split, Usmagazine.com has learned.

“The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells Us exclusively. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”

Fox, 22 (who’ll reprise her role as Mikaela in this June’s sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen), and Green, 35 (a regular on Fox’s Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), now “are both focusing on their careers,” the source adds.

The couple — who have tattoos of each other’s names — met in 2004 and, as Us first reported, got engaged in November 2006.

Last November, Fox told Us that the wedding plans were still on.

“It’s not going to be a big wedding,” she told Us at a GQ bash. “I’m not one of those girls. If it happens, it will be very low-key and quick and unplanned.”

[From Us Weekly]

What does she mean, “One of those girls?” One of those girls who has a big wedding? Or, is she one of “those girls” who drops her less-famous fiancee just as her career is heating up? Well, if I’d known they had tattoos of each other’s names, I would have predicted this a long time ago! Everyone knows that’s the kiss of death. Well, that, along with the fact that Megan is about to be a huge star and is plastered on the cover of every men’s magazine in the universe, while poor David Silver is the answer to a 90′s trivia question and his TV show is about to be canceled for low ratings. It’s kind of like “A Star is Born,” only instead of Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson, it’s an Angelina Jolie wanna-be and a guy famous for deflowering Donna Martin. It is kind of sad, though. Brian Austin Green is probably the last “regular guy” Megan Fox is going to date. And by regular guy, I mean “decent looking has-been with a recurring role on a Fox TV show.” From here on in, she’ll be hanging off the arm of rock stars, directors and pretty boys. Mark my words.

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox are pictured taking a walk with Brian’s son, Kassius. They don’t look too happy, do they? Photo credits: Fame.

The age difference between Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere, 19, and Milo Ventimiglia, 31, has caught up with them. Hayden was reportedly seen kissing Jessie McCartney earlier this month, and it now seems the couple have split. This could make things awkward on the set of their TV show.

Heroes costars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia have called it quits, Usmagazine.com has learned.

“It was a lifestyle conflict,” a source close to the couple tells Us, adding that the split happened within the last week. “They were in very different places.”

Adds the insider, “They are still on friendly terms. There are no hard feelings.”

The source tells Us that Panettiere, 19, “is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that’s not his style.”

Ventimiglia, 31, “has been concentrating on work on his production company [Divide Pictures],” the source adds.

US Magazine

‘Different places’ is usually a line in break up talk, but this time I believe it. There’s no way a 31 year old man could be in the same mental place as a teenager.

There has been a consistent rumor that Milo wants to marry Hayden (they have been dating for a year, that’s practically a lifetime in Hollywood) but that she says she isn’t ready. Hayden presents herself as a mature, classy young actress, and hasn’t been pictured stumbling drunkenly out of clubs. Her image didn’t sustain any kind of damage even during her parents domestic altercation.

Milo in the past has dated Alexia Bledel, he played her romantic interest on Gilmore Girls, then left the show and they broke up at the same time, after 3 years of dating. The last outing I can find of Milo and Hayden is in early December where they were pictured together on the Heroes set.

Milo and Hayden are shown at Comicon on 7/26/08. Credit: PRPhotos

Colin Farrell and Emma Forrest have broken up! At least, according to British tabloid The Daily Mail and an alleged “confirmation” by now ex-girlfriend Emma to the American rag In Touch. So maybe, maybe not, but let’s celebrate for just a moment! Woohoo! Another cute Irishman is back on the market!

Farrell and Forrest had been dating for about a year, and had a seemingly low-key relationship. They had never walked a red carpet together, and her career (journalist) meant that she probably wasn’t down with a lot Hollywood industry stuff. The Daily Mail claims that Emma was very hurt that Colin didn’t thank her when he won the Golden Globe last month, but I don’t know. After getting cleaned up and sober, it seemed like a very nice, healthy relationship for Colin. I’m just so happy he’s back on the market. Woohoo! The Daily Mail has more:

Colin Farrell is single and free to hell-raise once more again after finishing his latest relationship. The Hollywood star, who picked up a Golden Globe last month, ended his romance to English writer Emma Forrest after a whole impressive year.

The couple had begun dating after they were introduced by Martin McDonaugh, who directed In Bruges, the film which earned the Irishman his gong.

But London-born Emma confirmed the split to American magazine InTouch. An insider told the publication that Emma felt slighted by her famous boyfriend when he failed to thank her during his Golden Globes speech last month.

A source said: ‘He would not introduce her to his family. She was also upset that he didn’t thank her at the Golden Globe Awards.’

Novelist and journalist Emma was credited with being a stabilising influence in the actor’s life. Reports last year at one point even claimed the couple were planning to start a family and Colin was planning to convert to Judaism, Emma’s religion.

During the early days of the couple’s romance, a friend of the actor said: ‘Colin is a changed man. Emma has been a steadying influence and they have hit it off big time. They have spent months trying to keep the relationship under wraps because they are falling madly in love.’

Farrell’s image of lothario came into serious question as he dated Irish university student Muireann McDonnell for two years before Emma. The Phone Booth actor was previously married to English actress Amelia Warner for four months and has a five-year-old son James from his brief romance to Canadian model Kim Bordenave.

From The Daily Mail

On the recommendation of several Celebitches, I recently rented In Bruges, and I just loved it. I really think it was the finest, most nuance-filled, hilarious, tragic, amazing performance of Colin career thus far. When Colin exclaims, “A bottle!” I exploded into a fit of giggles that didn’t end for five minutes. I really hope Colin gets the chance to do more films like In Bruges, and that he finds some glamorous beauty to help him through this time (either me or Freida Pinto will make me happy).

Colin Farrell and Emma Forrest are shown out at lunch on 7/5/08. Credit: Bauergriffin

Remember Barbie Orr? She was John Cleese’s “27-year-old” girlfriend who gave a tell-all interview where she discussed, in intimate detail, every part of John Cleese’s body. As it turns out, she’s not even close to 27, and she’s not his girlfriend any more. According to Richard Kay of The Daily Mail, Cleese unceremoniously dumped Barbie after her little tell-all, and after the discovery of her real age – 45.

By any standard, it has been a masterclass in the art of British reserve.

Already hit by a multi-million-pound divorce from his third wife, John Cleese was forced to squirm in silence when his new girlfriend revealed even more embarrassing intimacies about their relationship.

It was certainly toe-curling stuff as Barbie Orr let slip details about his not-so-subtle chat-up line, her opinion of his ageing physique and how she felt about sleeping with a man of pensionable age.

So no wonder – and to the relief of his supporters in Britain – the 69-year-old Monty Python star is telling friends he has dumped her.

Barbie, who claims to be 27 but as the Mail revealed is actually 45, breathlessly disclosed how Cleese fell in love with her after seeing a photo of her in a bikini on her website.

She also said he was ‘athletic’ in the bedroom and a ‘great kisser’. All that, Cleese could perhaps have taken on the chin.

But her references to his new teeth, his hair plugs (transplants from other parts of the body) to cover his bald patches and the fact that she ‘kept picturing him naked wondering what someone that old looks like, and would I actually sleep with them’ were a step too far.

The comedienne even quipped: ‘For his birthday, I was thinking about buying him a Zimmer frame.’

Cleese is no longer returning her texts and their brief romance is over, say pals. What finally put the kibosh on the romance, however, was the exposure that Barbie was not all she cracked herself up to be.

According to official records in the U.S., she knocked 18 years off her age. On her website, she claims to have been born in 1981, whereas in reality she was born in 1964.

It is the latest setback for Cleese, who claims he is paying his estranged wife Alyce Faye Eichelberger £1million a year while their lawyers haggle over a final settlement. She is also claiming half of his nine properties.

But of the excitable Miss Orr, I am told: ‘What she did to Cleese was undignified. He was very vulnerable.’

From The Daily Mail

Barbie Orr sounds like a world-class whack-job, but Cleese doesn’t look much better. I’d imagine it would be devastating for a sixty-something year old man to be happily dating who he thinks is a 20-something bimbo, only to find out she’s just a 40-something bimbo who wants to give interviews about your anatomy. Yikes. Perhaps Cleese can learn from the mistakes of his same-aged brethren, like Paul McCartney, and stay away from the Barbie Orr-Heather Mills types.

Note by Celebitchy: Barbie Orr suggests on her official website that the Mirror made up that interview in which she praised Cleese’s package and claimed to be 27, but she never quite accuses them of it. It’s all a bit suspect.

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have broken up for the final time, according to Us Weekly. The pair haven’t been spotted together in ages (well, since around Christmastime, which is ages in Hollywood), and have finally called it off. It sounds like it was fairly mutual too – Jen thought John was playing games with her head, and John thought she was a control freak. Oddly enough, John just made a few digs at Jen’s ex-husband Brad Pitt in a YouTube video yesterday.

Jennifer Aniston might turn 40 alone on Feb. 11.

Sources told Us that the actress has once again split with John Mayer, 31, because he “needed time to himself.”

“She’s a control freak, and he can be very incommunicative,” a source told the magazine. “Plus, she feels he plays games with her head.”

The couple already broke up/took a two-month hiatus once last August. Will this one stick?

“I would not go so far as to call this a breakup,” said a source close to Mayer. “They have different needs, and it’s hard making it work.”

[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]

That whole “needing time to myself” thing is one of the worst lines in the book. Right after “it’s not you, it’s me.” What it really means is “I need more time with people who are not you.” Jen can obviously do better. I’m not going to go off on the whole, “John Mayer is a douche” thing, because we all know he is and it’s been done to death. If she’s looking for something long-term, then there are a thousand more eligible guys to fill that spot in her life. And if she’s looking for short term, then John filled that spot in her life perfectly.

I really do get sick of articles focusing on Jennifer’s age. It’s part of the whole “poor, pathetic Jennifer” thing, which is ridiculous. So she’s about to be 40. So are a bunch of other people. Why in the world does that matter? She looks better than most of the people half her age. I still think she’s unmarried by choice, not circumstance. I’m sure there are plenty of great guys who would love to be Jen’s date on her birthday – which will probably be a happier one.

Credit: Splash News