First of all, Megan Fox looks beautiful. Plastic, yes. But beautiful too. I thought her original face was gorgeous, and there have been various points over the past four years (especially) when she went overboard on the plastic surgery and it gave her an alien-face, but nowadays, post-pregnancy… she looks beautiful. She claims she’s only 10 pounds heavier now than she was before she got pregnant, and I think she should keep the extra weight, because it looks fantastic on her.

Anyway, these are new pics of Megan and her husband and baby-daddy Brian Austin Green at the March of Dimes’ Celebration of Babies on Friday night. I don’t know who designed the dress. It looks really cheap to me, mostly because it’s giving me flashbacks to a lace tunic I had in the 1990s exactly like this. My tunic was really cheap too. In an interview last week, Megan claimed that she wasn’t going to be “overly sexual” in films anymore, but I guess anything goes on a red carpet? Because she’s still doing the p0rn star kissy-face, hair-toss poses.

As for BAG, Megan says he’s a big help with the baby, but her stepson Kassius is kind of over it:

Megan Fox is over the moon about becoming a mom to baby Noah, 2 months — but not everyone in the family is quite so enthusiastic about the little bundle of joy.

The actress, 26, tells the U.K.’s Daily Mirror that hubby Brian Austin Green’s 10-year-old son, Kassius, is somewhat underwhelmed by the new arrival. (Kassius is Green’s child with ex-girlfriend Vanessa Marcil, from whom he split in 2003, one year before meeting Fox on the set of Hope & Faith.)

“Kash is a little indifferent,” the This Is 40 star says of Noah’s stepbrother. “He’s not experiencing any sort of jealousy or competitiveness, but he’s not excited because he just wants to go play video games.”

Green, on the other hand, is every bit the doting dad.

“My husband is amazing,” Fox tells the Daily Mirror of her spouse, 39, adding that he’s taken on the majority of the household chores since Noah was born. “He does more work than I do and he’s just a champ…He’s so helpful and nurturing and amazing…He’s my soul mate.”

In fact, a lot of things in the brunette beauty’s life seem “meant to be” at the moment.

“I love [motherhood],” she says. “It’s what I’ve wanted to do since I was a little girl.”

[From Us Weekly]

I want to believe that BAG is really like this. I’ll admit to liking him when I read that one interview, but I still wonder if BAG is really this “nurturing and amazing” dude that Megan seems to think he is. Well… they’ve been together for years and years, so I guess she knows him better than I do. I do think it’s funny that out of all of the 90210 dudes, BAG is probably aging the best. He’s really come into his own, handsome-wise.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are the last photos (from our photo agency) of a pregnant Megan Fox that were taken on September 23 as she went out for lunch and a doctor’s visit with Brian Austin Green. Both Megan and Brian have changed dramatically (appearance-wise) throughout the pregnancy. For her part, Megan looks much more natural in the face — she obviously stopped doing fillers and all that other stuff she was doing (remember, she looked like this back in March) — and looked positively gorgeous throughout her pregnancy. As for Brian, well, he unfortunately developed a severe case of the stinkface while dealing with the paps who wanted to take pictures of his lady and her bump. Hopefully that stinkface will go away now, for Megan has given birth to their baby son! They even chose a pretty good name, Noah Shannon, for the kid too, and Megan managed to keep the birth a secret for three whole weeks, but now she’s revealed her happy news via Facebook:

We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.

We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.

Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.

[From Facebook]

Who knows how these two managed to keep the birth a secret from the media for weeks; perhaps Megan had the baby at home or entered the hospital under the shroud of darkness. Either way, I’m sure they appreciated the private time as a family, but I have to wonder whether or not Megan is revealing the birth now in anticipation for an upcoming exclusive with her photo agency of choice. That sounds terrible of me to say, of course, but she and BAG did strategically evade pregnancy questions and shield the bump for months before debuting a significantly pregnant belly with very staged photos during a June Hawaiian vacation.

Oh well, I guess it doesn’t really matter that Megan will probably sell her baby’s first photos because most celebrities go there anyway. What does matter is that the family is healthy and happy. Congrats to Megan and Brian!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

One of the things I’ve liked about Megan Fox over the past few years is that she tends to disappear when she’s not specifically promoting something. In between film promotions and ad campaigns, Megan has learned how to keep a lower profile and not walk every red carpet or call the paparazzi for every outing. Now, I’m sure that she still calls the paps occasionally, and I’m positive that she works with a handful of photographers and a couple of exclusive photo agencies when she wants to control her own photo-op – you can see her first “baby bump” photo ops here and here, both over the summer, both photo ops she was working with the photographer.

So… these are new photos of Megan and her husband, Brian Austin Green, out to breakfast yesterday. Megan and BAG look displeased that there’s a camera there. Perhaps because they didn’t call and organize this shoot? But at least they were prepared – notice the way Megan and BAG are working in concert to shield her bump from the lens of the camera. Which makes me think that Megan is going to end up selling her “exclusive” to People Mag (maybe Us Weekly, but probably People) once the baby comes. She doesn’t want to flood the market with lots of bump pics – she wants to drive up the price of her exclusive. Because in Hollywood (and everywhere else in America), babies are BIG business.

By the way, I have no idea when Megan is due. I’m assuming her due date is coming up pretty soon, just because she had a sizeable second-trimester bump when she debuted her pregnancy officially back in June. So… maybe she’s due (counts on fingers)… within the next month to six weeks? Also: I think Megan looks prettier in these photos than I’ve seen her in a while. I think she’s stopped messing with her face throughout the pregnancy, and her face has filled out a little, and she looks gorgeous. (OK, she’s still getting lip injections, but other than that, no tweaking.)

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

A few years ago when Megan Fox was still playing up her sexpot image for the Transformers franchise, I probably would never have believed that there would come a day when we’d be on “Megan Fox Womb Watch,” yet we’ve been in this limbo for months now. Rumors of Megan’s alleged pregnancy with husband Brian Austin Green began to circulate in late March. A few weeks later, E! News unoffically broke the news as well even though Megan refused to confirm it, and then Megan shut down an ET interview when the interviewer got pushy about the subject. Then in mid May, Star published a story about how Megan is already five months pregnant, which would mean that she’d be nearly six months pregnant by now, right?

Now here are some photos of Megan over the weekend with Brian, and Fame/Flynet isn’t even playing around anymore — they’ve labelled these photos as depicting a “pregnant” Megan. Honestly, does she look knocked up to you? She certainly doesn’t look six-months pregnant to me. There’s a slight bump, but that could easily be explained away by posture or the way the dress moves.

Regardless of the fact that Megan is already a tiny person and still looks super tiny, The Mail has also now decided that Megan is definitely pregnant as well and has based this decision on Brian’s “protective” stance — supposedly he’s covering up Megan’s stomach with his arm. That seems like a bit of a stretch, no?

She is yet to confirm reports she’s expecting her first child but as husband Brian Austin Green put a protective hand on his wife Megan Fox’s tummy this weekend, it seemed their body language said it all.

The couple stepped out for lunch in Los Angeles on Saturday with Brian striking a protective stance.

But the actress looked serene holding her husband’s hand as she stepped out in a mini-dress and schoolgirl style over-the-knee socks.

Faced with rumours she’s expecting, the Transformers star has made an attempt to stop undue speculation by covering up in baggy clothing whenever possible.

But she went in favour of a more bodycon look for their luncheon in Los Feliz on Saturday.

Megan, 26, layered necklaces over her blue mini, paired with a long grey cardigan that skimmed just below her hem.

The actress looked stunning as ever, wearing light make-up while her hair fell in waves just below her shoulders.

[From The Mail]

Beyond the eternal “is she or isn’t she?” question, I have to say that this very simple outfit is absolutely stunning on Megan. I like the little dress paired with the longish sweater, and those stockings are adorable (yet not schoolgirlish), but I really love the boots. Megan looks so much better when she’s going for the casual, natural look instead of the plumped up, vixenish vibe that she usually wears for premieres. I don’t know whether or not she’s pregnant, but Megan really looks pretty here. Is she glowing? Who knows.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

Megan Fox appeared on Entertainment Tonight to promote her new role as the thumbs spokesperson for Sharper Image, and I promise that I’m honestly not being cruel by posting these particular screencaps of the interview. Instead, I am aiming to illustrate that Megan is able to move her face like a relatively normal human being, which is a relief because I’ve been quite worried about her filler use of late. She’s such a pretty girl and really doesn’t need all that cosmetic enhancement, but anyway.

When we last spoke of Megan, she was busily ignoring a March report that originated in Star about an alleged pregnancy. In late April, E! news even reported that Megan was totally pregnant, but she never came out to confirm or deny this report either. So now Megan has been tasked with talking with Entertainment tonight about some new Sharper Image products, and the topic has come up again. In all fairness, interviewer Steve Jones was strictly forbidden to ask any personal questions but decided to work one in anyway. Here’s a bit of a transcript of the ET interview and a video clip as well:

Jones: “Do you know the ultimate gadget that every man wants? A baby.”

Fox: “A baby? Oh, I know where you’re going with this. Alright, go. What do you want to know?”

Jones: “Any plans to give anybody a baby?”

Fox: “You hear the grumbles… No, no.”

Fox’s publicist: “Stop, stop.”

Jones: “Okay well, either way, Megan, it was a pleasure talking to you.”

Jones: (later) “I’d like to formerly apologise to Ms. Fox for attacking her with the word baby. Thankfully, there was a publicist there to stop me.”

[From ET]

I can see why Megan would be uncomfortable with such questioning when she was specifically there to shill for her new endorsement, and Jones really shouldn’t have gone there when her publicist was on hand and had already explicitly requested that no personal questions be asked. I think Megan handled it well, and if she doesn’t want to discuss her womb, then she shouldn’t have to do so. It’s not like she’s a member of royalty whose only real job is to provide an heir, right? Leave Megan alone.

Meanwhile, Brian Austin Green has also been asked about his wife’s uterus as well while he was discussing his role in an upcoming Fox pilot, “The Asset.” He calls the rumors “interesting“:

Brian Austin Green has big plans for his upcoming two-year wedding anniversary with Megan Fox. They’ll be returning to Hawaii where they tied the knot in June 2010.

“I think we’ll be going back to where we got married. That’s sort of our thing,” the actor told PEOPLE Sunday at the Jaguar ALIVE Driving Experience in L.A. “Last year when we went, they had one tier of the same wedding cake that we had, and they decorated the room the same, so it was special all over again. They do it right.”

One thing the actor was less forthcoming about, though: persistent rumors that Fox, 25, is pregnant. “They’ve been saying that every three months ever since we got married, and it’s sort of one of those things that they love to say,” Green, 38, said.

“I think it’s interesting,” he added. “I think there is a part of Megan that people really love that is, at 18 she found a relationship and she stuck with it, and we’ve been together for coming on eight years now. It will be our two-year wedding anniversary, but we’ve been together for a long time. She doesn’t represent what people are used to seeing in a young actress.”

[From People]

I don’t know how accurate Brian’s belief is that people “really love” Megan for being in a long-term relationship for so long. In fact, for a few years there, Megan all but denied being happy with Brian and had a habit of “breaking up” with him whenever she had a Transformers movie to promote. Now they’re married, and maybe Kaiser is right when she suspects that a baby would soften Megan’s image. Hey, it’s a tactic (intentional or not) that’s sort of working for January Jones already.

Here are some recycled photos from a month ago of Megan and Brian out with his son, Cassius, for lunch in Los Angeles. She doesn’t look pregnant at all here, but she’s been keeping her stomach well hidden for the past month or so, so who knows?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet; screencapts from YouTube

Does Brian Austin Green strike you as a particularly violent sort? I don’t get that vibe from him. I used to think he might be partly and passive-aggressively responsible for Megan Fox’s crazy plastic face, but at this point, I think that’s all Megan and BAG has very little say in it. Anyway, Brian is accused of beating the crap out of a paparazzo last December, and now the pap is suing. There are some photos too – you can see them here, at TMZ. This all went down in Hawaii:

Brian Austin Green is being sued by a celebrity photographer who claims he was brutally beaten by the actor as his wife, Megan Fox, egged him on.

Delbert Shaw claims in a lawsuit that will be filed this morning in L.A. County Superior Court … he was taking pics of the smoking hot couple last December on the beach in front of the Four Seasons Resort in Hualalai, Hawaii … when Brian and Megan allegedly made verbal threats against Shaw.

According to the suit, it escalated when Megan yelled to her hubby, “Are you going to let him get away with that?”

Shaw alleges Brian defended Megan’s honor by hauling off and pummeling him, causing severe injuries. To add insult to injury, Shaw claims Brian threw his iPhone into the deep blue sea.

Shaw says Megan was egging Brian on during the entire incident.

He’s suing for unspecified damages and is represented by attorney Sark Ohanian at law firm of Carpenter, Zuckerman & Rowley, LLP in Beverly Hills.

Calls to reps for Fox and Green were not returned.

[From TMZ]

“Are you going to let him get away with that?” Ugh. I hate when girls pull that. “Defend me, a–hole!” If you have to ask for your man to defend you, it’s not really worth it, is it? And you just seem like a drama queen begging for some attention. Anyway, considering that there are photos to back up this paparazzo’s story, I’m saying that BAG and Megan will probably end up giving the dude a nice settlement if he just walks away.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

LMAO at the image of Megan Fox with the headline “My Gyno Talked To My Vagina”. I know Megan didn’t say that, but it’s really cracking me up. Remember how Megan used to be all about the TMI in interviews, to the point where she was just making stuff up and talking out of her ass? For a moment, I was like, “Oh, she talking about her pap smears now. Good.” Anyway… Megan covers the April issue of Cosmo, likely to promote her small, supporting part in Friends With Kids. Megan is like… I don’t even know, the sixth lead in the film? And she gets a Cosmo cover for that? In addition to appearing on the covers of Miami and Angeleno Magazines? It’s overkill, which is Megan’s specialty when she’s promoting a film. That being said, I like the cover image a lot – great hair, and her face doesn’t look crazy and jacked. Here are some excerpts from the cover interview:

On her tough-girl image: “It’s because I have tattoos and I say curse words, and apparently, that’s crazy. I think maybe I give off this energy of seeming like I don’t give a f–k, and that’s misinterpreted. But I’m not wild.”

On first meeting now-husband Brian Austin Green: “I didn’t know who he was, since I was too young for Beverly Hills 90210. But the first time I saw him, I got butterflies. And the first time he casually touched me? There was so much electricity…. We’ve had obstacles, and we’ve overcome them. I truly feel like he’s my soul mate. I don’t want to sound corny or cliché, but I do believe we are destined to live this part of our lives together.”

On becoming a mother: “I want at least two, probably three [kids]. I’ve always been maternal…. I’m a homebody – I’m not wild.”

[From Cosmopolitan & The Mail]

I will give Megan credit – she’s not a party girl. She’s not a Lohan. She’s not some high-functioning addict with famewhore tendencies. She can go months without getting pap’d. She only does interviews when she’s promoting something. I buy that she spends most of her time at home, with her husband and her stepson. And I kind of like her claim that BAG is her “soul mate” – it is corny, but it’s cute. It’s a new media strategy for Megan, and it’s working for me. Is it working for you?

Cover courtesy of Cosmo. Additional pics by WENN.

Megan Fox did something surprisingly nice for Veteran’s Day, which was Friday – she actually went out of her way to spend time with veterans. Seriously! Megan and her husband Brian Austin Green went to The Veterans’ Home of California – these are some photos from the visit. Considering that I can’t see that any major female celebrity actually did a something nice for veterans on Veteran’s Day, I have to say… good for Megan! That’s really nice of her.

It’s pretty smart too, if you want me to look beyond the face-value “that’s nice” sentiment. Megan and her team are trying to ensure that she mixes up her image from surly, petty, foot-in-mouth chick to “supporting actress with a solid career who does good works”. Oh, and there was a rumor going around that Megan and Brian were splitting up too, so two birds with one stone (or photo op).

Regardless of any ulterior motives, however, it was just really nice to visit with the retired soldiers. Well done, Megan. Also, well done on her appearance too – meaning her 2011 Face, which doesn’t look tweaked into oblivion in these candid shots. She’s also put on a little weight, which looks great on her. I feel like… she’s trying to win me over? Maybe at some point. Here’s hoping!

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Last month, Shia LaBeouf admitted in a Details cover story that he and Megan Fox had some kind of affair while they were working together on one (or perhaps both) of the first two Transformers films. At some point, people were like, “Um, wasn’t Megan Fox still with Brian Austin Green when the Shia stuff went down?” To which some well-placed “source” went to Us Weekly and claimed that at the time of Shia and Megan’s hookup, Megan and BAG were on a break. Nevermind that Shia never detailed the exact time frame of his affair with Megan… or that Megan and BAG’s relationship, while at times off-and-on, seemed pretty “on” for most of the Transformers time frames. Nevermind that last year, when Brian was asked about the “off” periods in his relationship with Megan, Brian replied: “We’ve been together for six years. Find a picture of one of us with any other boyfriend or girlfriend—I challenge you. You’ll only find pictures of her doing press with Shia LaBeouf or me with my son. That’s it. We never once dated anyone else or did anything else.”

So, it’s looking more and more like Megan has some explaining to do to her husband. Thus, this story from OK! Magazine/Hollywood Life – Megan is holding on to her story that she and BAG were on a break BUT she’s still really pissed off at Shia. For why?

Shia LaBeouf admitted to hooking up with Megan Fox while she was on a break from Brian Austin Green and the couple isn’t happy he’s blabbing about it!

Although Shia LaBeouf is basking in the glory of the multi-million dollar blockbuster Transformers: Dark of the Moon, he is not on good terms with his former Transformers star, Megan Fox, and her husband, Brian Austin Green, after revealing he hooked up with Megan while she and her soon-to-be husband were taking a break! Now OK! Magazine reports that the couple are fighting to save their marriage — at the expense of Shia’s friendship.

Megan and Brian have been dating on and off since 2004, however finally tied the knot in a discrete ceremony just one year ago. The couple took a break during Megan’s filming of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in 2008 — the same time when Shia recently admitted to engaging in a physical relationship with his co-star.

“Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them…but the time I spent with Megan was our own thing…” LaBeouf reveals in the August issue of Details magazine.

Though now, OK! Magazine reports that Megan and Brian are desperately trying to save their marriage.

“He has really upset Megan and Brian,” a close source explains. “They went through an incredibly rocky period when she and Shia were filming Transofmers: Revenge of the Fallen…having Shia run his mouth now and brag about sleeping with Megan is awful for them.”

Though was it really cheating? “…technically [Megan] didn’t do anything wrong since they were on break. [Still], they are so angry at Shia.” We hope this love triangle dies out very soon!

[From Hollywood Life]

Is it possible that Megan and BAG were on a break, and that’s when she and Shia boned, and Megan is just apologetic and upset because her former (secret) lover told the world that they boned in a most ungentlemanly fashion? Of course. But I still don’t know why that BAG quote from last year isn’t getting more play, and I think that whether or not there was technically a “break” somewhere in there and Megan is completely blameless, in BAG’s mind, he was Megan’s only love and he had no idea about Shia.

Now, will this whole scandal put a crimp in their marriage, long-term? I don’t know. After staying quiet and low-profile throughout the Transformers publicity tour in which her name was constantly being mentioned, Megan has come out of hiding with a series of public moves. There was that completely weird Facebook-Botox thing, and now here are some “candids” from the set of The Dictator, in which Megan has a small part (photos of Megan in blue). I’m not sure what she’s doing, but it’s interesting.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

A few days ago, Details Magazine released their cover profile on Shia LaBeouf, and I have to say, they buried the lead. We get press releases from Details, and when we were sent the info on Shia’s cover, there was no blaring “BREAKING NEWS” alert that he was talking about how he and Megan Fox had some kind of affair/hookup on the set of one (both?) of the Transformers films. My point: Details buried the lead. I still love them and everything, but give us a giant “MEDIA ALERT” please. Anyway, if you’d like to review our coverage of Shia’s interview, go here. He confirmed something I suspected long ago: that he and Megan had something going on for a while, although Shia makes it sound like it was just an on-set hookup.

Anyway, Us Weekly has an interesting piece about the timeline of it – the hookup could have happened while Megan was still technically dating Brian Austin Green, and thus far, Megan hasn’t released any statements about Shia’s interview… directly. I think this may have originated from Team Fox though:

Yep, it’s true. In an instantly viral Details interview, Shia LaBeouf spoke at length about a supposed onset fling with Megan Fox, his former costar in the first two Transformers flicks.

“Yes, Megan and Shia hooked up,” a set source confirms to Us Weekly. In his Details chat, LaBeouf, 25, sputtered when asked if Fox was then involved with her now-husband Brian Austin Green during their tryst (he repeated “I don’t know” 12 times).

But the kissing costars are in the clear, the source says. “It was when Megan and Brian broke up,” the source explains. “They had a 10-month break before getting back together.” (Indeed, Fox and Green, 36, did have a break of nearly a year before reuniting and eventually tying the knot in June 2010.)

“[Shia and Megan] bonded while filming,” the source explains of the epic shoot, which was worsened by director Michael Bay’s rumored temper. “Believe me, that was an unhappy set. I think they were drawn together because it was so ugly working on that film.”

Although Bay has said that Fox was fired (at Steven Spielberg’s demand) from the flicks for public comments she made about him, “she was never fired,” the source insists. “She said enough was enough and quit.”

[From Us Weekly]

When pressed for specifics about this ten-month breakup, like when it began and when it ended, Megan’s rep looked at me blankly and then said, “Uh… I don’t know, when did Shia say he boned Megan? Go with that.”

And as for Brian Austin Green and what he thinks about all of this… am I the only one who remembers HIS interview in Details Magazine last year? Here’s the relevant portion:

Details: Your relationship [with Megan] was often described as on-again, off-again.
Brian Austin Green: We’ve been together for six years. Find a picture of one of us with any other boyfriend or girlfriend—I challenge you. You’ll only find pictures of her doing press with Shia LaBeouf or me with my son. That’s it. We never once dated anyone else or did anything else.

[From Details Magazine, October 2010 issue]

Fascinating. And it’s especially interesting that he name-checked Shia, right. But that was just “going press” – that’s probably what Megan said. Shia LaBeouf is totally a homewrecker.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.